#Yon Not Yan

[josephinekhawaja]

Captain Marvel 2 got me leaning even more into being Yonvers trash, sorry not sorry --

I am not sure I would classify Carol Danvers as a War Criminal like everybody else, as 100% the Supreme Intelligence needed to go, and is not like she continued to personally scorch the earth from there. But there has definitely been a lot of grey up for consideration in this sequel, and so much of the consequence of her actions, however valid were her feelings to do what she did. And I just find myself really needing her and Yon-Rogg to have a conversation. After all that has happened since 1995, so much that has gone down in space. (Also THANK YOU to the Skrull emperor for that needed line "We have nowhere to go" after an entire Secret Invasion season of Zero Accountability for Nick Fury and Carol Danvers in not finding a permanent settlement for the Skrulls as promised. At least Carol to her credit showed remorse on her face for it. Is a start.)

Like for damn sure Yon-Rogg needs to redeem himself -- have him paying his dues somewhere like Aquaman's brother Orm Marius for all I care -- but at least open the door for those dues to actually count towards something. Evidently this film wants me to ship Carol Danvers with Prince Yan, but nah. The personality difference is too jarring. I much prefer the gradual humanisation of Carol in her friendship (familyship) with Monica and Kamala than whatever switch gets flipped on Aladna. (And on that note, Aladna culture was the most annoying thing in for me a not-so-annoying film, so unlike with Tarnax, I was actually happy to see it get sucked into a wormhole🌀🌀.) If anything, I want Yan to kneel to Dar-Benn😼😽. She could use that sunshine more💔. And I think a lot of my perspective right now is I cannot actually see the villainess of the film, Dar-Benn, as a villain. She has probably been one of the more sympathetic antagonists we have had in the MCU in a minute (and she looked so damn pretty in her speech to Hala -- Imma simp). And through her I feel myself softening towards the Kree more than expected. Whatever the crimes of the empire, they are now a devastated people. And my previous scepticism at mention of "peace talks" in the Secret Invasion has dissipated. I could seriously believe after everything they would be now desperate for relief. And that bleeds its way into my long-sailing ship. Feed me to a pregnant Goose if you like, but still for me it is Yon-Rogg x Carol Danvers. Bring Jude Law back for Captain Marvel 3 (The Marvels 2) please.

#your girl back at it with the rare pairings👩🏾‍🤝‍👨🏻 #Prince Yan x Dar-Benn #Yan x Dar-Benn #Yon-Rogg x Captain Marvel #Yon-Rogg x Carol Danvers #Yon-Rogg x Carol #Yon Not Yan #Yonvers

[femmeetart]

This meme was on my mind ever since I saw The Marvels

(And she has a musical number, that's so princessy of her)

#carol danvers #the marvels #captain marvel #memes #goose the flerken #monica rambeau #maria rambeau #prince yan #yan d'aladna #yon rogg #ralph breaks the internet #myknickknacks

[wipbigbang]

WIP BIG BANG SIGN-UPS ARE LIVE!

The 2024 round of WIP Big Bang is now open for sign-ups! Any fandom is welcome, as long as the fic is 500 completed so far and will be at least 7,500 words upon its finishing. Signing up is easy: just fill out the form linked below after you read the FAQ and take a look at the schedule.

#signal boost #wip big bang #writing event #art event #multifandom event #the marvels #captain marvel #ms marvel #carol danvers #kamala khan #monica rambeau #yon rogg #nick fury #talos #maria rambeau #wendy lawson #mar vell #bruno carrelli #nakia bahadir #muneeba khan #yusuf khan #aamir khan #kamran #najma #dar benn #dro'ge #prince yan #valkyrie #kate bishop #goose the flerken

[tihgnari]

prob hutao and yn looking back years later...

yn: so naging crush mo siya ew 😐

tao: hala! at least hindi ko siya naging ex pangalawang beses 😭🤌

anw, oo sis leni ako hehe, hindi naman nakakakaba ang eleksyon okay lang naman HAHAHAHUHUHUHUhelp

-🌸

WHY NAMAN GANON BARDA ERA NI HUTAO 😭

#asks #PLS #sasabihin yan ni hutao tho no doubt #delikadesa yon eh kaya ko minahal CHZ #🌸 anon

[daisy-mooon]

Behind the jokes and badassness, Captain Marvel is a fascinating character to me, because of how death follows her.

She causes an explosion. That explosion, which gives her powers and her immortality, canonically kills her. The Kree Empire resurrects her and makes her as Kree as they can. She shares Yon-Rogg's blood and his life, she's his creation, she's his victim, she's the one who causes his downfall, she's the one that destroys the system, the society, the planet that allowed her to be abused.

It's the Kree that see her as a killer and Annihilator. She's a monster of their own making, but it influences every species and planet she touches. Her victories cause death and her mistakes cause more death. Carol's triumph, the death of the Supreme Intelligence, results in the death of probably millions of Kree, and by consequence, almost causes the death of Hala's star.

"I'm only human" Carol says, before killing the Empire that is the reason that she can't ever be human again.

"We'll be back for the weapon," Ronan says, but that weapon will kill everything he stands for.

"Your life began the day it nearly ended," The Supreme Intelligence says, coldly, calculatingly. It's an AI. It doesn't have a good concept of death. It doesn't fully grasp that Carol had genuinely been killed that day, because she's still in front of it. Carol kills it.

"Death seems to follow you," Dar-Benn says, before she causes an explosion with the bangles, trying to defeat Carol. The explosion kills Dar-Benn.

Death follows Carol. Death follows Carol! Mar-Vell is dead. Maria is dead. Talos is dead. Soren is dead. Ronan is dead. Minn-Erva is dead. Korath is dead. Dar-Benn is dead. Yon-Rogg is, probably, dead. The Supreme Intelligence is dead. Natasha is dead. Tony is dead.

The only people in Carol's life who aren't dead are Kamala, Monica, Yan, Valkyrie, and Fury.

She watches helplessly as Dar-Benn almost murders Kamala after Kamala tries to save Dar-Benn's life, tries to find a way to solve the violence without death.

She watches helplessly as Monica gets torn into another reality, which for all she knows, she could die in. The tear in reality that was caused by Dar-Benn's death.

She tries to hide Yan's existence from her friends and tries to warn him and his people. The Kree soldiers aren't fighting to maim, they're fighting to kill. He escapes death by his own fighting skills and the fact that the Kree would rather focus on killing Carol than him.

Valkyrie and Carol interact once, and she only calls when she needs help after a fight, not during. Think about it. Valkyrie and the Bifrost could have helped the trio enormously. But Carol doesn't call until the fights are over. It would be very easy for a regular Asgardian warrior to die compared to superhumans.

And Fury... have you seen how often Fury comes close to dying? He's alive from skill and luck. He is lucky that he isn't dead.

Captain Marvel is so, so fascinating. Her story begins with her own death, and the more it goes on, the more death happens around her. Nobody is safe. She causes almost all of them, even the ones of her friends - not directly, but through the consequences of her actions. The consequences of her victories and mistakes. The consequences of her anger and revenge, her power and powerlessness. It is caused by both the Human and Kree sides of her, by both Carol and Vers, Captain Marvel and the Annihilator.

Carol is immortal. She can't die. And death follows her anyway.

#captain marvel #carol danvers #the marvels #the marvels 2023 #the marvels spoilers #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #kamala khan #monica rambeau #dar-benn #nick fury #kree species #character analysis #its my *blorbo* and *i* get to be insane about her #im going to need an avengers level security force protecting kamala from now on #yon-rogg #character study #rambling #does this make sense? no and idgaf #death mention #1k #hitposttag

[cherrywrecked]

college dorm — kim chaewon.

as requested by anon! this is only one of the few on my request list, so if you ever requested through ask, please wait for me. 🥹 i'm trying my best! 🫡.

warnings: college au. taglish. gxg. caught masturbating. fingering. face sitting. scissoring. horny!chaewon, giver!reader.

being in college means being away with your family, but also meeting new people. simula nung umapak ako ng kolehiyo, nahiwalay na 'ko sa mga magulang ko, pero it wasn't a big of a deal kasi they were barely physically present naman. being in dorms during college wasn't a big jump for me. it has been three years already since then and i've always opted for a solo dorm room, ayoko ng may kasama—maselan ako, eh. except for this semester. i had no choice but to share my dorm with kim chaewon. akala ko okay lang, eh. maaga ako'ng umaalis para sa morning classes ko, tapos siya, bandang hapon na. pag uwi ko, wala pa siya. i bare even see each her, pero maayos siyang dormmate. malinis, hindi maingay. kaso putangina, ano 'tong naririnig ko ngayon?

pag pasok na pag pasok ko ng dorm, ang... ingay. puro ungol. parang may umiiyak? ewan. pero si chaewon... boses yun ni chae. dahan dahan ako'ng naglakad papalapit sa kwarto ng dormmate ko. nakabukas ito, kaya sa bawat pag lapit ko, lalong lumalakas yung mga ungol. akala ko umiiyak si chaewon, pero pag lapit na pag lapit ko sa pintuan niya, nahuli ko ang dalaga na naka hubo't hubad habang nakadantay sa unan niya, humping her pillow. putangina? bakit ganito? bakit hindi ko maalis yung mga mata ko sa katawan ng dormmate ko? tila ba naging estatwa ako sa may pintuan ng kwarto niya.

ang ganda ng katawan ni chaewon. alam naman na ng lahat yon. maganda rin si chaewon mismo, kaya nga't ang daming nagkakagusto sa dalaga. and honestly, isa na 'ko sakanila. gandang ganda ako kay chaewon, lalo na ngayon. hindi ko na napansin na nakahawak na pala ako sa boobs ko, dahan dahang nilalamas ito. kusang gumagalaw yung mga kamay ko, tangina. ano ba 'to? it was as if i was bewitched by the girl in front of me. “f-fuck, ang sarap. ang sarap mo, y/n.” ano daw?

para ako'ng tanga na habangga sa pintuan ni chaewon and our eyes met. akala ko titigil siya, pero ngumisi lang ang dalaga at lalong binilisan ang pag galaw ng mga hita niya. “a-ang sarap, puta.” ungol ulit ni chaewon, this time, her gaze was locked on mine. tanginang yan, how can i stop myself if she was basically fucking herself with the thought of me? i'm no saint—i've had my fair share of experiences and i'm about to share one with her tonight.

pumasok ako sa kwarto ni chaewon, not even bothering to close her door. i didn't waste any more time and was practically stripping myself off my white uniform while approaching the girl. i kept the pants and my bra on, however. “hawakan mo 'ko, baby. i want to feel your hands on my body, please.” she says, looking up at me as i stood in front of her. ginawa ko yung gusto niya at nilagay ang mga kamay ko sa suso ni chaewon. ang tigas ng mga utong niya, lalo pa itong tumayo nung pinisil at sinimulan ko itong pag laruan. onti onti kong binaba ang sarili ko hanggang sa nakaharap na sa muka ko ang dibdib ni chaewon. “s-shit, ang init ng dila mo, baby. ang sarap.” ungol ng dalaga nung binalot ko na ang mga labi ko sa kaliwang utong niya habang pinaglalaruan ang kanan gamit ang aking daliri. i carefully settled myself on her bed, not removing myself from her.

tumigil na si chaewon sa pag kantot sa pesteng unan niya, instead, she took my hand and sat on it. “tangina, chae, basang basa ka.” sabi ko habang inaakyat ang mga halik ko papunta sa labi niya. “o-oo... kung alam mo lang kung g-gaano... kung gaano ako kalibog para sa'yo. fuck, markahan mo 'ko, baby, please.” her words were sloppy, na natawa nalang ako kasi parang yung utak ni chaewon hindi na gumagana sa sobrang libog para sakin. hinalik halikan ko ang leeg ni chaewon bago nag iwan ng chikinini sa gilid ng leeg niya habang ang daliri ko naman ay dahan dahang pumapasok sa butas niya. “putangina, ang sarap—!” napadikit ang katawan ni chaewon sa katawan ko sa pagpasok ng daliri ko sakanya, ramdam kong nanginig yung katawan ng dalaga.

not wasting time, i started to curl my fingers inside of her, moving slowly. i want to take my time on her. gusto kong marinig si chaewon na nagmamakaawa para sa'kin. didn't even notice her pull me atop of her. we were now in her bed with my hand in between her legs, while my lips are attacking her neck. ang bango ni chae, hindi ko alam kung nakailang chikinini na 'ko, but i loved the thought of her wearing her usual fit and people can see her hickeys, even in class. i wanted to make her mine.

“isang daliri pa, please?” chaewon asks with her puppy eyes. ang cute, pero putangina, nakakalibog. i smiled at her and without warning, i added another finger inside of her na dahilan ng marahang pag sikip ng puke niya sa daliri ko. “kantutin mo 'ko, baby. please... please! galawin mo yung daliri mo—'y-yan! ganiyan... gago, ang s-sarap!” hindi magkanda ugaga si chaewon nung sinumulan kong galawin yung mga daliri ko at marahan siyang kinantot gamit ito. ramdam na ramdam ko kung gaano siya kabasa, she was practically making a mess on my hand already. binilisan ko ang pag galaw ng mga daliri ko hanggang sa naramdaman kong lalong sumisikip yung puke ni chaewon, yung balakang niya, hindi na mapigilan sa pag galaw. “lalabasan na 'ko, fuck! ang sarap... baby— babe! fuck! sige pa!” chaewon screamed as she clenched her walls around my fingers. i used my thumb to rub her clit which then drove her to her orgasm.

nilabasan na si chaewon, pero hindi padin ako tumitigil sa pag kantot sakanya. dahan dahan ko pading nilalabas masok yung daliri ko sa puke niyang tumutulo na sa sobrang libog. “tangina mo, ang libog mo, chae.” i said as i kissed her lips while pulling my digits out which then earned a whine from the girl. i only chuckled as i reposition myself and laid on her bed. she took it as an invitation and got on top of me. “isa pa.” she says as the tug on my bra—she wants me naked and i helped her get rid of it. dahan dahang bumababa si chaewon at sunod niyang tinanggal eh yung pantalon at panty ko. i moaned when i felt the cold breeze hit my wet cunt. natawa si chaewon. “nakakalibog bang kantutin ako, mhm?” she says, rubbing my clit. i looked at her and hummed, a smirk plastered on my face. “hump me, chae.” yun lang ang sinabi ko at 'tong putang 'to, ang bilis kumilos.

chaewon hooked her legs on mine and pushed herself against me. malakas na ungol ang lumabas sa bibig naming parehas nung nagtama yung mga basang puke namin ni chaewon. tangina, ang sarap niya. dahan dahang gumalaw si chaewon habang ako, nakahiga lang, hawak ang mga hita niya. “b-baby, basang basa ako para sa'yo, puta. h-hng... s-sarap.”.

i think it's already normal at this point—how chaewon's brain shuts down when she's getting what she wants in bed. chaewon started moving her hips faster which i then reciprocated by moving my hips in sync with her movements. “tangina, chaewon. ang sarap mo, gago.” ungol ko habang yung isang kamay ko ay nasa suso na ng dalaga, iniikot ikot sa daliri ang utong niya. “gago, ang s-sarap! sige pa, chae... putangina, para kang pokpok gumalaw.” that made chaewon whine a bit louder. gusto niya bang tinatawag siyang pokpok?

“h-hindi! hindi ako p-pokpok... ikaw lang gusto ko, baby—fuck! sige pa, baby. faster!” she couldn't even continue what she was saying when i've already taken over and pulled her in. hawak ko yung maliit na balakang ni chaewon when i started to move faster and harder against her. it didn't even take long for her to start shaking against me. “lalabasan na 'ko... baby, sabay tayo. shit, basang basa ako para sa'yo.” ungol ko habang inaakap si chaewon at bago siya halikan, i felt my movements grow sloppy and soon enough, sabay nga kaming nilabasan ni chaewon. her body was shaking from the orgasm, buti nalang akap akap ko ang maliit niyang katawan.

“ang sarap, gago.” i breathed against her neck, kissing on the red patches i left a while ago. chaewon was breathing heavily but managed to hum as a response. “but i'm not done with you, kim. sit on my face.” i saw the corner of chaewon's lips curl into a smirk bago niya ko tinulak pahiga sa kama niya. onti onti niyang pinuwesto yung sarili niya sa muka ko. tangina, sobrang ganda ng puke ni chaewon. namumula at basang basa para sa'kin. “bilis, i want to taste you.” and chaewon finally lowered herself on my face. sinalubong ko yung puke niya ng dila ko na nakalabas, malambot, at dahan dahan kong pinaikot ikot ito sa clit ng dalaga. “fuck, baby... ang init ng dila mo, ang sarap.” ungol ni chaewon habang nakahawak sa suso niya.

i wrapped my lips around her clit and started sucking on it. chaewon loves it when i play with her clit. she started moving her hips on my face. “labas mo dila mo, baby.” she softly asked for me which i then complied to. i stuck my tongue out for her, aiming it on her dripping hole. “p-puta... putangina... shit.” chaewon threw her head back as she slowly lifted herself from my tongue and back. kinakantot ni chaewon ang sarili niya gamit ang dila ko. it was so fucking hot na kahit ako, i started to touch myself with my free hand, while the other rubbed her clit.

“tangina, ang sarap! sobrang sarap! fuck, baby. puta mo 'ko... sa'yo lang, tangina. ikaw lang makaka kantot sa'kin ng ganito.” ang ingay ni chaewon and i loved it. it drove me to my edge and i was cumming around my fingers, my moans sending vibrations on chaewon's cunt. “lalabasan na 'ko—babe... baby!” and soon enough, she was clenching her walls around my tongue. ang init at ang kalat, pero putangina, nakakaulol si chaewon.

if i knew this could happen between the both of us, maybe matagal ko nang iniwang nakabukas yung pintuan ko habang kinakantot ko yung sarili ko habang iniisip siya.

#kyna writes #le sserafim smut #chaewon smut #le sserafim fic #chaewon fic #chaewon x you #chaewon x reader #tagalog smut #kpop smut #kpop x reader #girl group smut #gg smut #gxg smut #girl group x reader #girl group x you #kim chaewon smut #kim chaewon x you #le sserafim x you #filipino smut

[cogentranting]

In The Marvels there's a vulnerability to Carol that we don't really get in her earlier appearances. There's a few glimpses of it in Captain Marvel, but not much, and it's certainly not visible in Endgame (not as a fault of that movie, she's just not very close to the center of that movie). But I find the exploration of that in this movie really appealing.

You have this woman who is incredibly capable, incredibly powerful, and generally very self-sufficient. And you see the way that over the years that's worn her down. She's the mighty Captain Marvel-- one of the most powerful people in the galaxy. And she's absorbed that view of herself, that that is who she needs to be all the time. She needs to carry it all, to fix it all.

As Captain Marvel that's meant that she works alone and she's always off to fix a new problem. More importantly, it led to her nearly disastrous decision to destroy the Supreme Intelligence, and from there to an inability to directly confront that failure (tactically or emotionally) or to accept help in fixing it.

As Carol, it's cut her off from anyone else except a few carefully distanced professional friendships-- she is friends with Fury, and Valkyrie, and Yan, but there's also a coolness there, and with all we're given the impression that she keeps them at arm's length and only comes around when necessary. And again its created an even bigger problem-- she stayed away from Maria until Maria was dying, and never came back to Monica at all.

It's never directly connected for us in the movie, but there's a pretty clear connection here back to the first movie. That careful distance wasn't present with Yon-Rogg. With him she was playful, open, she'd come to his room in the middle of the night. She trusted him. And she was utterly betrayed. He used her, trapped her, manipulated her, stole her life and her memories, tried to kill her. And back then, she only regained her identity when she broke free from him. That experience has made her wary.

But she's also just off-balance. Her memories were taken and she still hasn't fully gotten them back, so she's unsteady in those old relationships. And she's indestructible and powerful but it does her no good in dealing with actual relationships. She meets a problem that she can't punch or blast, and her flight instinct kicks in.

So when The Marvels starts out, those years of being alone and trying to be Atlas carrying the world on her back, have left her shaky. She's scared to talk to Monica. When she does come face to face with Monica, and Monica initially rejects her, Carol visibly shrinks. In dealing with Dar Benn, she's running scared--not scared of Dar Benn, but scared of failing again or messing things up more, and it makes her impulsive, and causes her to push away Monica and Kamala. And it's all a vulnerability that she covers up with cockiness and bravado. She doesn't show people that vulnerability. Instead she shows them the invincible Captain Marvel who can fly into suns and move planets.

And this movie uses the power-switching to handcuff her to two other people to force her out of that destructive pattern of total self-reliance and running from being close to anyone. It physically will not let her run away from Monica and Kamala, and it turns her attempts to do things by herself against her.

Kamala is there to model for Carol a sort of emotional openness that she hasn't known in a long time (if ever). Her heart is all the way out on her sleeve and Carol needs to see that. When Monica discusses her mom's death, Kamala literally shows Carol what to do on the simplest level by hugging Monica and forcing Carol into that hug. And it matters that Kamala is a child doing this, because that simplicity is key. Carol doesn't need to FIX the situation, and Kamala isn't burdened by that mindset. Kamala can approach with this childlike openness and simplicity, not overcomplicating it by trying to find the perfect thing to say or do, and it turns out that's all Carol needs to do too. And so simple hugs become incredibly powerful in this movie because it's just about being willing to be there with some and to hold them, and in the end Carol gives that back to Kamala when they hug after losing Monica.

And for her part, Monica models to Carol that you can be strong and part of a team. Monica has grown up and become a captain and become a superhero. She's incredibly capable. And also very very comfortable working as part of a team. So despite her tension with Carol, she's able to bring that easy team dynamic to the group and get Carol to embrace the team instead of being hampered by it.

Once Carol is able be at ease with being vulnerable, once she can open herself up to others, once she can share her burdens, that's when she finally is able to come home to Earth after nearly 40 years.

#the marvels #mcu #carol danvers #the marvels spoilers

[angxljxrdyn]

☆▪︎daily shenanigans with your husband, Toji Fushiguro▪︎☆

filipino au, reader x toji 🔞

an: i haven't seen any filipino smuts here in tumblr and twt so i am so glad to post one 🥺

You were laying down on your shared bed with your one and only, Toji Fushiguro. Nags-scroll ka lang sa facebook waiting for your husband to finish showering.

“Sarap mo talaga” he said trying to catch your attention which he succeeded in doing because you turned your head towards his direction.

As he finished using the bathroom, lumabas siya para kumuha ng damit at magpalit and as he did so. he noticed you laying down on the bed with your right leg flexing to the left exposing your thighs and ass.

“Ulol mo, gusto mo lang makaiscore eh” sabi mo habang tumatawa which provoked him to do so.

“Totoo naman eh nakikita ko yung bakat ng puke mo hanggang dito oh ang sarap kainin” he said as he was slowly approaching you.

You on the other hand was cringing at what he said then you replied “Tangina mo makakaisa ka na naman parang hindi mo ako kinantot kanina ah”. “Eh kanina pa yon tsaka dapat 24/7 kang dinidiligan” sabi niya habang tinatanggal ang kanyang tuwalya sa kanyang bewang

“Grabe oh tayong tayo na toh dahil sayo” he said while looking down at his dick and climbed the bed hovering above you.

“Pucha wala naman akong ginagawa. Ang bilis mong tayuan nakakaloka” sabi mo habang inaayos ang iyong pwesto sa ilalim niya.

“sa tuwing nakikita ko yang puke mo inisip ko lang kung gaano kasarap kantutin yan tsaka labasan sa loob mo” he said while reaching out for your pussy and tapping it which made you lightly squirm. "oh tignan mo gusto mo rin naman pala" habol niyang sabi.

You then rolled your eyes jokingly then said “sige papayag ako basta ako nasa taas”.

“sasakyan mo ako? sige ba tignan natin kung kakayanin mo” sabi niya while plopping beside you then laid down comfortably and then you removed your shorts and shirt leaving you with just your panty.

You sat on his lap then stared at his dick for a few seconds then decided to give him a hand job first.

“Fuck ang galing mo talaga humawak ng tite” he moaned at your actions. Skilled ka na sa mga ganitong bagay dahil lagi ninyo itong ginagawa.

Your right hand was gliding up and down his dick sending him shivers down his spine while your left hand was occasionally massaging your pussy.

Hindi naman ata makukumpleto ang isang handjob kung hindi chuchupain diba that’s why you quickly made your way down to suck him off.

When you were about to suck him off, Toji stopped you from doing so and carried you from your arms to sit you on top of his dick.

“Basang basa na nga puke mo hindi mo pa ipasok” he said vulgary to you while grabbing your hips then slamming your pussy down his dick. “T-tangina mo sandali lang” you moaned out as you tried to take him in fully.

“A-anlaki mo talaga…i am so fucking full” you said as you held on to his arms for dear life. As you get comfortable with his dick literally impaling you, you start to bounce slowly. You moan every time you bottom him out while he on the other hand is enjoying the view of you bouncing up and down.

"Fuck mas tinitigasan ako dahil sa boobs mo shit anlaki pa tapos tayong tayo pa utong mo” sabi niya while reaching out to your boobs for him to massage it.

Putangina ang galing niya talaga humawak ng dede kapag libog na libog, you thought to yourself pero wala ka ng magagawa ganyan talaga asawa mo eh.

As he was feeling your body, ikaw naman ay nagpapakahirap sakyan ang kanyang tite. Your clit is even hitting the base of his dick which made you squirt and let out the most pornographic moan you could ever release.

“S-shit shit shit” you cried out as juices from your dear pussy came out. He chuckled as you tried to control yourself from losing it but then you lost it when his fingers made contact with your clit.

“W-wait wag muna…’m sensitive” you said as you hold on to his wrist as you try to stop him from doing what he wants to do.

“Anong wag muna, first time mo lang toh nagawa” he said at oo totoo naman na first time mo lang magsquirt sa buong buhay mo pero he’s persistent as fuck kaya hinawakan niya parin ang puke mo to add pressure on your clit.

He followed your pussy as you started to go up and won to finish what you started.

You were a moaning mess on top of him as you bounced up and down his very big dick.

Tangina his girth is to die for talaga o baka yun ang papatay ata sayo ni hindi na nga gumagana utak mo kakasakay mo eh.

The only thing that’s going on inside your head is kung gaano siya kalaki at kung gaano ka sarap pinapatamaan ng ulo niya ang cervix mo. Malapit na kayong labasan kaya medyo bumabagal ang iyong galaw kaya’t si Toji nalang ang gagawa ng paraan para sa inyong dalawa.

“Don’t give up on me, pretty…kailangan ko ilabas tamod ko sa loob” he said as he lifted his hips up to meet your pussy.

As you both try to reach your climax, your pussy was pulsating signaling that a few more thrust and you are cumming which Toji knew and obliged. He met your thrusts halfway and held your hips to make sure the tip of his dick is really kissing your cervix

“Fuck fuck eto na lalabas na, babe” you said as you bounced up and down before cumming all over his cock and completely stopping from riding him.

“Paano naman ako kung titigil ka” he said which made you come to your senses and slowly lifted yourself up then slamming your hips down gradually increasing your speed. As you rode him for quite some time, he finally came inside you.

“Ang init ng tamod mo, babe” you said as you look at him straight on to his eyes. “Magulat ka na lang kung malamig yan” he said trying to make you laugh which he successfully did while caressing your thighs with his big hands.

You lifted yourself up, his dick sliding off you which made you feel empty for a few seconds before all of your cum seeped out from your pulsating hole. “Gago andaming tamod” he said as he reached out to your pussy then slipped his two fingers inside of you.

“Syempre hindi natin sasayangin yan kaya ibabalik natin” he said while smirking and fingering your pussy. His fingers were full of cum and pussy juices making it a lube for him at dahil don napadali ang pagfifinger niya sayo.

His fingers were so fat it could form a dick and the fact na it curls to reach your spots tangina. Lahat ng parte ng katawan niya malaki puta tama talaga na pinakasalan mo tong gagong toh.

“Shit p-pag ako nilabasan ulit” you said but he quickly replied with “edi labasan ka, mas maganda nga yon eh”.

He continued on fingering you which made you squirt and cum at the same time which he really found hot. “Tangina ang hot non gago tumayo ulit tite ko” he said looking at your pussy and slowly caressing your folds para ikalat ang tamod ninyong dalawa.

He sat up meeting your face then kissed you passionately. Oh tignan mo pati sa paghalik expert siya. Parang ganon ata talagaa kapag malibog.

His lips were attached to yours at talagang lasap na lasap niya ang iyong labi. His lips were so soft and tender kaya't natempt kang kagatin ito.

Your stared at him with you biting his lip, he said “pwede pa namang makaisa diba” then winked at you.

Mukhang hanggang madaling araw ata kayo sa kuwartong iyon.

#toji smut #toji fushiguro #toji x reader #imagine #anime #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #filipino #tagalog #smut

[wonyoiz]

Last na, how does it feel like kaya to give jungwon a blowjob? 😭🙏

he’d be gentle with you, not until manggigil na siya

the type na hahawakan buhok mo para itali. that’s why lagi siyang may ponytail sa wrist

he’s kinda sensitive kapag mataas na libido so he also gets impatient, pinipilit na n’yang isubo tite niya sa bunganga mo

you’re the type na didilaan muna yung ulo bago isubo kaya when you do so, he throws his head back and bites his lip, slowly releasing a soft moan because of the wet feeling of your tongue

hindi mo agad sinusubo to tease him, kaya his hands slowly reaches your head at saka sasabunutan ang buhok mo

naduduwal ka pa rin sa una but you get used to it as seconds pass by

nagiging malikot siya kapag nasubo mo na ng buo, he doesn’t know if he should throw his head back dahil sa sarap or panoorin ka habang sinusubo mo tite niya para mas masarap

kapag malapit na siyang labasan he usually tells you to stop bobbing

hahawakan ka niya sa baba mo as his other hand strokes his dick up and down

makita lang niya mukha mo na naka labas pa ang dila, waiting for him to shoot his release sa loob ng bunganga mo ay parang lalabasan na siya

after his release, you swallowed everything as usual. simot sarap ba hahaha 😋

pero may aftercare pa yan (laplap) hehe

‘yon lang bye

#jungwon hard hours #jungwon hard thoughts #enhypen smut #jungwon smut #enhypen hard hours #enhypen hard thoughts #jungwon imagines #jungwon x you

[thots4hee]

thoughts about atenista conyo party boy hee and thomasian conservative reader na everytime nakikita ang e/o sa pop up or xylo. tas nagmomol na sa gedli (sana mapansin deprive na aq sa tagalog smut eh /hj)

GAGO TANGINA DJEKDJWKDJDJXBD

pairing: hee x reader 🔞🔞🔞🔞

warning:Dom Hee! Sub reader! bj, public sex if you squint, KABASTUSAN

Heeseung is everyone's dream. Isang sikat na Atenean. Pogi, matalino, mayaman, at reserved na tao. Kasali siya sa pitong sikat na magkakaibigan sa university. Kung saan gagawin lahat ng fan girls nila ang lahat mapansin lang nila, lalong lalo na ni Heeseung na walang pakialam sa kasikatan at sa mga lalake at babaeng nagkukumahog magpapansin sakanya.

Pagpatak ng Biyernes ay dito na nagsisimula ang kasiyahan ng pito. Maliban sa pagtambay sa court, tambay rin si Heeseung sa parties at clubs.

Heeseung chuckled and shut his phone. Aminin man niya o hindi totoo ang sinabi ni Jay.

He's been eyeing a girl from the club. Halos buong gabi siya hindi mapakali kakalinga at hanap and finally he found her. For Seung, she's sexy, alluring, napakaganda, nakakaulol. The way she laugh with her friends wearing a tight black dress that hugs her curves. The way she dances and enjoys the music that night hits different with him. Napakahinhin... sure marami na siyang nakitang mga babae sa clubs at parties. Pero lahat sila parepareho lang. Hindi maintindihan ni Heeseung ang nararamdaman basta at mahalaga makuha ka niya. And he did.

Sa condo niya, nakatuwad at inuungol ang pangalan niya.

"Napakahinhin mo sa labas, hindi nila alam puta lang kita." Hindi na kayo nakaabot ng kama at napunit na ni Heeseung ang suot mong dress na pinilit pasuot sayo ng kaibigan mo. Palagi kang tumatanggi sa mga parties na aya niya pero palagi ka rin nitong napapapayag.

Hindi mo rin alam kung anong pinainom sayo ng lalaking katalik mo at napapayag ka niya sa mga gusto niyang pagawa saiyo. Halikan sa madilim na parte ng clubs, blowjob sa comfort room ng parties, at kantutan sa parking lot. Wala ng pakialam kung yumuyugyog nang matindi ang sasakyan o may makakita man sainyo dahil hindi gaanong tinted ang sasakyan ng binata.

Hindi ka nagrereklamo dahil ginusto mo rin ito. Natatakot ka lang sa iisipin ng ibang tao dahil kilala ka bilang conservative na babae.

"Hee, t-tangina naman! please po" ungol mo nang sinagad niya ang pag ulos sa loob ng mainit mong puke. Wala na ring saplot si Heeseung maliban sa itim nitong t-shirt na sobrang bango.

"Napaka landi mong umungol, alam ba to ng mga kaibigan mo?" natawa si Heeseung ng maramdaman ang panginginig ng binti mo kaya lalo niyang binilisan ang pagkadyot sa puke mong naglalawa at namumula mula na.

Mahigpit ang pagkakahawak ni Heeseung sa magkabila mong bewang na tiyak na magkakaroon ng pasa kinabukasan.

Ramdam na ramdam mo si Heeseung sa loob ng puke mo at lalong nakadagdag sa sarap ng sensayon ang paglamas niya sa naglalakihan mong suso na paborito niyang kagatin at iwanan ng marka. Lalo nga itong lumaki dahil panay lamas niya nito.

"y/n malapit na ko, luhod na bilis" sabay hugot ni Heeseung ng kanyang titi sa loob mo at pwersahan kang tinapat sa namamasa niya titi at pinasok ito sa bibig mong nakaabang na. Heeseung released his load into your mouth.

Napakababoy ngunit napakasarap maging puta niya, inumin ang tamod niya at maging alipin niya sa kama. Nasisiraan ka man ng bait dahil sa libog pero yoon ang totoo. Iba ang mundo mo kapag kasama mo si Heeseung, at gusto mo kapiling mo nalang siya palagi.

"Tanginang bibig yan sarap kantutin, gusto mo yon y/n? kantutin ko bibig mo?" hingal ng lalaki at napatango ka nalang.

===============================

This is really short tangina. Tanginang writer's block to taon ata bago ako makaahon. Will probably write a part two.

or send me ideas and prompts sa ask! hehe

#nini thoughts #lee heeseung #nini ask #enhypen #heeseung enhypen #enhypen heeseung #lee heeseung enhypen #heeseung #filo smuts #enhypen filo smuts #enhypen au

[certkidwhocantdomath]

I don't have motivation to write a story or come up with headcanons, so here are some scenerios that happened in my classroom! I'll only use my classmate's first names btw (Translation will be underneath in italics with open and close parentatis)

While watching the Mortal Kombat 2021 movie:

*watching Hanzo kill Lin Kuei members*

Me and Lucio: *Cheering Hanzo on*

Roshan: *Confused silence*

- -

Roshan: Anong movie yan?

(What movie is that?)

Me: Nanjan si Scorpion, nanjan si Sub-Zero! Manghula ka, p're!

(Scorpion is there, Sub-Zero is there! Take a guess, dude!)

Lucio: Roshan, pag hindi mo to alam, hahampasin kita!

(Roshan, if you don't know, I'll punch you!)

- -

*Liu Kang shows up on screen*

Me: *Loud squealing*

Giro: Kumalma ka, crush mo ba yan?

(Calm down, is that your crush?)

Me: Hindi, pero favorite ko yan.

(No, but he's a favorite.)

- -

*watching ending*

Me: *realizes Cole is talking about Johnny: YES! YES! LET'S FUCKING GO!

making Mortal Kombat 1 references:

Me: *Pushes glasses up with middle finger*

Lucio: *Gets up and starts winding up his middle finger*

Me: *Gasp* alam mo yon?!

(You know that?!)

Lucio: Oo, Johnny Cage diba?

(Yea, it's Johnny Cage, right?)

Calyce: *yells from afar* Johnny x Kenshi!

Me: YES!

- -

*doing MK1 intros*

Lucio, Omni-Man: They don't make movies about movies about movies about movies about movies about movies about movies-

Me, Johnny Cage: What the fuck?!

- -

Me, Johnny Cage: *pure silence* ...

Lucio, I don't know: *pure silence* ...

Lucio: [VIDEO GAME NA ALAM NYA] na to, kaylangan mo mag bayad para may dialogue

(This is [VIDEO GAME HE KNOWS] now, you have to pay to have dialogue)

- -

Me, PS5 Johnny Cage: *Pushes glasses up with middle finger*

Lucio, Nintendo Switch Johnny Cage: *Pushes imaginary shades up with middle finger and wide ass eyes*

- -

Lucio, Peacemaker: Who are you?

Me: Your mom.

Lucio: MOM?!

- -

Lucio, Peacemaker: Mom, why did dad abandon me?

Me, with Chinese accent: Because you are a disappointment!

Lucio: Oof-

Me: A disgrace to our bloodline!

Lucio: OOF-

EMOTIONALITY

Xia wins

During our Christmas party:

Elise: Bat' naka all-black ka?

Me, looking emo as fuck: Para kapag pinatay kita, hindi makita ang dugo mo.

(So that when I kill you, your blood won't be visible.)

Small fact about me:

- Elise had a crush on me, a guy in grade 8 has a crush on me, a guy in grade 11 has a crush on me and two girls in my class has a crush on me(I'm dating one of those girls right now actually).

[lilithaban]

johnny suh birthday special

pairings: johnny x female reader

— filo setting

🖋️: smut!

warning: mature content, 🔞, profanities, overstimulated, dirty talks, birthday s!x

posted: february 9, 2023

raw and unedited!

happy reading!

---------------------------------------------------------------------

"Babe, you really fit to be on Single Inferno or Love Island"

It's true though! the way he's built is definitely for shows like that hot chicks will flock on him.

"Hmm maybe? you want me to join?"

Gusto ko nang kurutin sa tagilirin itong si Johnny habang hawak ang surfboard.

Tangina naman ng boyfriend ko ang hot. Dali-dali kong kinuha camera ko atsaka kinuhanan ito ng litrato. His tattoo looks so good on him.

"Omg babes look at that man! he looks so yummy!!"

"Shet ang pogi, lapitan natin? malay mo dilig na yan!"

Bago pa naman makalapit samin yung mga impokrita tumakbo na ako kay johnny at yumakap sa mga bisig niya. Hinigit ko agad mukha niya at hinalikan.

Napangisi na lang ako nang marinig sila. Cue na rin nila yon para tigilan pagpapantasya sa boyfriend ko 'no.

"Damn, don't you dare join that shit show ha!"

Tumawa lang ito at biglang pinisil dibdib ko. Namula mga pisngi ko at tumingin-tingin sa paligid. "Fuck johnny stop doing that! nasa beach tayo hello!"

Tinaas naman nito ang dalawang kamay niya at marahang tumawa. "Okay, but after we get back to our hotel, I'll do more. You should be aware that your hot pink bikini was really stunning. Later, sweetie, I'm going to fuck that ass."

Para akong mahihimatay sa sinabi niya. At kumindat pa nga ang loko!

We surf all day long till we become tired of it. Johnny asked if I would like to join him in there because he is a surfer, so I did. I love support him achieve all of his goals. Before the sun sets, we eat samgyup and take a brief stroll down the coast.

And here we are in our room. Devouring each other's lips. I am holding to his hair when his kisses goes down to my neck living hickeys. He quickly removed my bikini top exposing my boobies there.

"I told you I'm gonna fuck you tonight"

"Oh my god mhmmm" impit akong napapa-ungol dahil sa paghalik ni johnny sa dibdib ko. His brushing his tongue on my nipple caused my back to arch.

"Fuck johnny this is torture, just fuck the life in me," nahihirapan kong sabi habang paulit-ulit sinusupsop ng kanyang bibig utong ko havang ang isang kanay nito hinihimas kaliwang dibdib ko.

"Oh, my baby's hungry. Don't worry I will. Just let me finish my meal,"

Gusto ko nang sabunutan si johnny dahil parang lalabasan na ako sa ginagawa niya. Ilang supsop pa alam ko sa sarili kong nilabasan ako. Tangina.

Nang magsawa siya sa dibdib ko agad niyang winarak bikini underwear ko. Hinalikan ang hita ko paakyat sa puke ko.

Halos mahigit ko na hininga ko nang naramdaman kong inaamoy niya ang ari ko. Fuck

Nagsunod-sunod na ungol ko nang bigla niting halikan ang ari ko at himas-himasin ang g spot ko.

"Ooh damn johnny right there!"

His tounge hitting the right place. "God you're so good babe"

"Hmm" mas lalong lumakas ungol ko nang magpasok ito ng dalawang daliri sa puke ko habang patuloy na ninanamnam ari ko.

"Shit fuck... Oh my god please fuck me johnny I don't want foreplay anymore. Just insert that big dick on me"

I almost cry in so much pleasure his giving me. I didn't notice rin na nilabasan na ako for second time. Hindi ko na narinig sinabi nito dahil pinasok na nito ang ari niya sa puke ko.

"Fuck that hole. still so tight as fuck"

"This pussy's built only for me to fuck you"

"Mmhhh"

Puro ungol na namin ang naririnig sa kwarto. I don't know if anyone can hear us doing some job here but we don't give a fuck.

His thrust is going wilder and faster now. Sumasabay na rin ako sa ritmo dahil sa sobrang sarap ng bawat pagsalpukan ng ari naming dalawa. Tanging pag-alog ng kama, mga ungol at mura, at ang patuloy na pagtugtog ng rnb lamang ang tanging maririnig sa kwarto.

"Putangina babe"

"That fuck your pussy's choking my dick"

"It's so good!"

"Aa-aahhhhh"

Napasigaw ako dahil bigla na lang akong nilabasan.

"Mmhmm babe nilabasan na ata ako"

Kinapit ko ang mga binti ko sakanya bilang suporta dahil hindi pa rin ito nilalabasan. "Mmhhmm you are overstimulating babe"

"I know, I'll let you fuck the life in me until you are fucking satisfied"

His smiled even though he's banging me so much. I can see his happy and lust in his eyes.

"Then I'll do you in every possible way"

I smiled, grabbed his face, and kissed him.. "Happy birthday, Johnny. I love you so much"

#nct127 smut #nct smut #filo au #filipino author #filipino #smut #spg #nct johnny #johnny suh #johnny smut #nct scenarios #nct 127 johnny #nct u x reader #nct u smut

[sunb0rn]

sabi ng roommate ko (si Kar pa din to) next time daw na may itatapon syang gamit icoconsult muna nya sa akin.

*alam nya magiging reax ko kaya nga di nya sinabi sa akin na itatapon na nya. sinabi nalang nya, "nagtaka kaba wala na sa shoe rack ung Hush Puppies ko? tinapon ko na eh. yung nakalagay don sa plastic na pinakuha natin, kaya ko dinoble" and I was like ??? akala ko kasi inuwi lang muna nya sa kanila.

ganto kasi, she just bought a new office black shoes (CLN) coz nagustuhan nya style tas tinapon na nya yung one year palang niyang Hush Puppies na wala namang major sira. ngayon etong si CLN after 2 weeks ng gamit nafeel at nakita (nangitim toe nails) nya na di maganda fit sa paa nya. ayun binenta sa workmate namin. thing is, if di nya basta basta tinapon yung Hush Puppies edi sana meron syang magagamit ngayon habang di pa sya nakaka bili ng pamalit don sa pangit ang size. na suggest ko din naman sa kanya na okay yon na may another shoes kapag maulan kahinayang gamitin ung mas bago.

alam ko gamit niya yun and she has all the right kung ano gusto nya gawin; pero mej kaasar. if ayaw na kako nya, maayos pa naman eh sana sinabi sa akin pamimigay ko nalang sa mga pamangkin ko. *di ko type style (at di ko din size) but if I did di ako mahihiyang hingin yun para sa sarili ko. keber sa hand-me-downs talaga ako. tska DREAM SCHOOL SHOES KO YUNG HUSH PUPPIES na masyado talagang pricey for us.

This is the second time na ginawa nya yan, yung una was yung New Balance na tinapon nya after she bought AF1. inawitan ko sya non na isasama ko nalang sa ipapamigay sa pinsan ko. Nag okay sya but after a week sinabi nya na tinapon na nya kasi namumuti (suede material) at pudpod na. pero minimal sign of usage lang yun. nag okay nalang ako non sa knya and inimagine ko na super sira yung sapatos kaya nahiya na sya ipamigay.

sabi ko nga sa kanya netong huli, sana nilagay nya ng maayos yung shoes sa basurahan para if makita nung collector at tingin nya magagamit pa eh makukuha. hindi ung basta basta binasura.

sabi ko din na para sa mga taong walang wala ang laking bagay na may masuot na maayos na sapatos, given pa na may brand yung mga tinatapon nya at magtatagal pa yun if binigyan nya ng chance na magamit ng iba.

ayoko na nga lang masyado pagalitan kasi feeling ko more of impulse problem yon. na feeling nya nakaka sikip sa shoe rack or in a way nakaka sikip sa space na ginagalawan nya (nakikita man nya o hindi). feeling daw nya at peace sya kapag nakakapag bawas ng gamit since may bago syang binili.

huhu di ko alam kung masyado ba ako pa- "deprived thinking" mode o ano. pero yon na eenlighten naman sya.

[hello-ellesworld]

September dump that nobody asked for. I am just here to keep track of my life. May journal naman ako, pero dahil bida bida ako, gusto ko i-share sainyo. (oo, september pa to. hahah)

✨ I paid for our car's maintenance this year. We had to change the spark plug and breakpads.

✨ I got diagnosed with Acute Upper Respiratory illness, 1st week ng September but I got through it, SL for 1 day lang talaga dapat but my Manager asked for a Med Cert so I had to do consultation, then yun nga haha. 3 days bedrest with antibiotics, pero I am grateful that I got through it agad. I feel so healthy.

✨ I took myself out on a date.

✨ Samgyup dates are the best ✨

✨ Ralph & I talked. never told anyone the full story, maliban kay Chesca & Ginnie.

✨ Built my first vintage F1 Lego that I bought sa Live Selling sa office. hahah! It reminds me of my brother because he loves cars!! and also, as an F1 driver (aka fearless driver), para sakin to. lol. anyway, I am into Legos now, I might buy 4 cars pa. Limit ko na yon. lol tinabi ko sa picture ni Lowell kasi miss ko na sya. & yes, my brother's name is Lowell. akala ko madali lang yan kasi maliit lang yan, amp naka 1 hour din ako. I might buy bigger ones (Harry Potter & Disney castle) kapag alam ko na saan ilalagay hehe.

✨ Enjoyed my dumplings sessions with Diane :)))

✨ Binged watched the Twilight Movie and also Harry Potter. haha.

✨ Indulged in my favorite comfort foods.

life is beautiful.

#life lately #thriving 30s

[marvels-meme]

I adore how you head Canon carol as someone being hot. I head Canon her as being freezing cold to the touch because of her powers working all the time to draw energy in even if she's not using it

I personally headcanon that Carol unconciously emits heat as part of her powers, but her being cold because of her powers is a really cool idea (badum tsch)

Cold Carol Danvers headcanons:

Yon-Rogg would tell her that she was 'weak' whenever she absorbed someone's body heat by accident. It was a lot easier to manage with the inhibitor chip in, but still a struggle.

Skrulls canonically like the cold... Talos and Soren having no problems touching her and them being the one of the few people Carol didn't have to worry about touching.

Kamala and Monica try and avoid touching Carol because she automatically absorbs heat energy without thinking about it and can make them really cold.

Touch starved Carol </3

Touch starved Carol but Monica and Kamala insist on hugging Carol at least once everytime they meet if she makes the conscious effort not to absorb their body heat.

Alternatively, Kamala coating herself in a layer of crystal and then squashing Carol in a hug.

Goose and the flerkittens don't care for the laws of physics and like snuggling up to her.

Carol can feel herself be cold, but it's distant. She feels the energy inside of her before she feels the cold.

She has to make an effort to let herself be warm. It's not hard - it's kind of like how you make an effort to avoid putting pressure on something that hurts. But she does sometimes forget.

The temperature in her ship is always cranked up to a maximum.

Binary form is a sort of balance - she is both drawing in energy and firing it out at the same time. So whilst she does absorb people's body heat, she makes up for it by blasting them with energy.

Carol accidentally absorbing Yan's body heat during their wedding because she's so nervous/embarresed she doesn't realise she's doing it.

Because she feels the energy before she feels her actual temperature, she doesn't always register that she is cold.

Monica, who can see energy, can see when she's cold. She will just ominously walk up to Carol and hand her something warm and she'll be like "ohhhhhh I'm cold that's what's bothering me".

On the other hand Monica can and will use her to make ice cubes.

The moment Kamala finds out Carol is cold she starts making grabby hands and demands she allows herself a hug. And then also uses her to make ice cubes.

#marvels-meme #marvel #mcu #the marvels #marvel cinematic universe #the marvels 2023 #carol danvers #captain marvel #kamala khan #ms marvel #monica rambeau #the marvels ot3 #the marvels headcanons #carol danvers headcanons #captain marvel headcanons #marvel headcanons #sorry for the pun #headcanons #not a meme

[solreix]

random thought pero tsukishima kei as yn's masungit na tindero ng barbecue sa tapat ng bahay nila.

"magkano po isaw?" tanong niya nang nakatitig lang sa mga paninda.

"lima."

napaangat siya nang tingin nang marinig na hindi si aling mayet ang nagtitinda. napanguso siya sa sarili at tumango. "dito sa barbecue?" dugtong niya.

"twenty."

"five na ulit yung isaw, pero twenty na yung barbecue... hmmm..." bulong niya sa sarili.

"alam mo pala presyo bakit nagtatanong ka pa?" masungit na tanong ng tindero. mabuti na lang at walang ibang bumibili dahil halos kabubukas lang nila.

"sungit mo naman!" singhal niya. "malay ko ba kung nagbabago yung presyo. kita mo nga nabago oh, sais 'yan kahapon tapos eighteen 'yung barbecue." umirap siya rito.

syempre, hindi nagpatalo si tsukishima. pairap niya ring kinuha mula kay yn ang limang isaw na hawak nito pati na ang apat na barbecue. "ang takaw mo ah."

"wala kang paki. sumbong kita kay tita mayet. masungit ka na nga, pakielamero ka pa."

"magsumbong ka, nasa likod mo siya."

nanlaki ang mata niya nang tumuro ito sa likod niya. paglingon ay nasa likod niya nga ito at mukhang nakikinig sa usapan nila ni tsukishima kanina pa.

"nag-aaway na naman kayo?" natatawa nitong tanong.

"hello po! hindi po, nang-aaway lang po 'yang pamangkin niyo." lumapit pa siya kay aling mayet. "malulugi kayo sa kaniya, tita. napakasungit ng tindero niyo—malas 'yon!" suhol niya pa.

mas lalong natawa si aling mayet sa kaniya, at tiningnan nang nanunuyang tingin si tsukishima. "ikaw lang naman sinusungitan niyan eh."

"eh?" sinamaan niya ng tingin si tsukishima na namumula dahil siguro sa usok ng iniihaw. "dahil lang naputol ko pambura mo no'ng grade 3?"

ang paghiram niya ng pambura noon ay ang unang interaction nila, at nang ibalik niya ito, sinimulan na siyang sungitan ni tsukishima.

"nako, hindi—"

"ninang kanina ka pa hinahanap ni mama sa loob," putol ni tsukishima. narinig niya pa ang muling pagtawa ni aling mayet bago ibinaling ni tsukishima ang tingin sa kaniya. "ikaw naman, 'wag kang assuming. hindi ko nga maalalang pinahiram kita ng pambura."

"ang sungit." umirap siya, at nang makitang luto na ang isaw ay kumuha siya ng isa. naglagay na siya ng sawsawan niya sa tabi kaya naman kumakain siya habang hinihintay pang maluto ang iba. "eh bakit ang sungit mo? crush mo ba 'ko?"

"susunugin ko barbecue mo."

"uy hindi din-eny!" at sinundan niya pa ng halakhak.

"umuwi ka na nga!"

"teka—"

pumuwesto ito sa likod niya at itinulak siya direkta sa katapat lang, bahay nila. "uwi."

"hindi pa 'ko tapos—"

"ihahatid ko na lang! uwi!"

"hindi pa 'ko bayad—"

sumama ang tingin ni tsukishima, pero hindi mapigilan ni yn na matawa dahil namumula ang buong mukha nito. halatang-halata dahil sa napaka-puting balat.

"ako na. dadagdagan ko pa ng isaw, uwi."

ngumisi si yn. naningkit ang mata niya habang naglalakad patalikod, nakaharap pa rin kay tsukishima kahit nakatawid na siya't hawak na ang gate nila.

sumigaw siya, "ma! may ulam na tayo, crush ako ni sungit!"

napailing na lang si tsukishima.

#haikyuu fluff #filipino #filo fic #haikyuu #haikyuu filo #haikyuu headcanons #tsukishima kei #tsukishima kei x reader #this is so nonsense #hq filo #hq x reader