I hear your “I swing violently both ways with an axe” Five and raise you
👉Ace with an Axe👉
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Me to my new favorite fictional character: I bestow upon you the greatest gift I can. ace headcanon
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LEGEND tells of a LEGENDARY COWPOKE… whose sharpshootin’ skills were the stuff of LEGEND
Sorry for this one. I really am. I kept mixing up the furious five and the feisty five and then I thought about it for a little too long
(Please DO NOT repost my art to other sites :) )
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the littlest Corrie
Corrie Guard CT-9832, “Ace”, reported for duty for the very first time at 0700 in Commander Fox’s office.
The commander had clearly been working through the night — either that or he was partial to three ration tins, a whole pot of caf, and meditating face-down on his desk first thing in the morning.
Fives— no, Ace— knocked on the doorframe. Loudly.
Fox jerked upright, eyes crossed, drool drying in his stubble. When he finally focused on Ace, he stopped looking baffled and became disgustingly smug.
“Ace. How does the kit fit?” He rasped.
Ace took off his bucket so he could scowl more effectively. “Bit on the nose, calling me that.”
Fox’s self-satisfied smirk turned nasty, but no less pompous. “My apologies. Would you have preferred ‘Baby Blue’?”
Ace sat down at the commander’s desk without waiting for permission, propping his boots on the dusk with pointedly heavy thunks.
“Better’n ‘Dead Man’.” He said.
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even if you try try your whole life to be righteous and be good, you'll wind up on your own floor choking on blood. btw. if you even care
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obsessed with this poster on the newsboard
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now on with the news, the feisty(j) five were spotted running away from the royal guard earlier tonight. if you've caught sight of them, please feel free to tell us the details on this hotline
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we really don’t talk abt how edgeworth really took a big step deciding to take an elevator (in an airplane. after just experiencing turbulence. which is also pretty similar to an earthquake especially since it knocked him out.) only to literally open the elevator and find a dead body. king said today I will take a big step in dealing with my trauma and the universe said no 💖
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