#aced it

[aceditwrites]

HI HELLO! We’re already friends so I can skip the niceties 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

*pulls up in car* I’d like uhhhhhh Caregiver (Mama) Natasha and Wanda (Mommy) fic where… uhhh do you have a number 3? No. Okay. Where uhh Little R gets in trouble (idk what for, go wild) and Wanda is trying to coddle them and Natasha is likeee make her go in time out, or write lines! A bit of arguing but nothing crazy. The rest of the avengers sort of start gathering and watching on the sidelines, picking sides, that’d be funny.

so uh i wrote this during study hall in school without having access to tumblr, i low key (entirely) forgot about the avengers taking sides

“But she’s just a little baby!” Wanda holds her little close to her chest.

“A little baby, my ass. A trouble maker is what she is.” Natasha scowls, looking at the girl clingy to her mommy. 

“What did she do? It couldn’t have been bad!” Wanda argues, stroking y/n’s hair.

“I didn’t do nothin’, mommy! I didn’t!” The little defends herself as she tries not to see her mama’s scowl.

“You calling me liar?” Natasha raises a brow.

“No…” y/n sniffles, “It wasn’t bad.. My drawings were really pretty.” 

“You drew on the walls, Detka?” Wanda kneels down to look at her. y/n nods miserably. “That’s not very good..”

“Darn right, it’s not.” Natasha mutters, putting her hands on her hips. “I say we make her clean it off herself.” 

“No! No! She doesn’t deserve that! I think a little time out will be a good punishment.” Wanda pleads a little, not wanting to really punish the little. 

“Nuh-uh. She’s not getting off easy this time.” Despite Natasha’s anger she grabs y/n’s hand gently and draws her toward the wall she drew on. 

Wanda follows suit, “Oh but look at them! The drawings are so precious! They drew Bucky.. And Alpine… and Hela.. and is that us?” 

“Mhmm…” y/n nods again, looking at her feet.

“Natasha..” Wanda mutters.

“Wanda.” Natasha says sternly. 

Wanda backs down and then whispers to y/n. y/n nods and looks at Natasha.

“I’m sorry, mama.. I won’t do it again.” The little wipes a tear off of their face.

Natasha almost lets her off the hook, “I forgive you, kid. But you still have to face the consequences of your actions.” y/n sniffles again. Wanda looks at the little sympathetically, mentally making sure to give her extra cuddles later. y/n scrubs the walls with a frown, she really thought her drawings were good! I huffs and puffs a little bit and then tears slide down her face. She cries quietly to herself as she cleans off the walls. 

Wanda passes by and hears her little whining. She kneels down to wipe her eyes, “What’s wrong, little one?” 

y/n breaths heavily as she says “I jus’ so- i jus’ so tired, mommy. I wanna take a nap..” 

Wanda looks at the girl, knowing that Natasha was out. She weighs her options carefully. “Oh ok.” She nods a little, “Come on.” She beckons the crying child to the living and they climb on the couch. y/n lays her head on her mommy’s chest, stiff sniffling and whining a little. 

“There, there..” Wanda rubs soothing circles into her back. 

“I so sleepy, mommy.” y/n mumbles. 

“I know, dreamy, I know.” Wanda shushes the little as she falls asleep, neglecting her punishment. Natasha comes back to the compound not long later, walking past the unclean wall, “What’s this little rascal doing here, huh?”

“Nat, she was so so sleepy. I had to let her take a liiittle nap.” Wanda looks at her friend and co-parent sadly.

Natasha finally breaks, “Fine, fine.” She puts her hands up in defeat. “She’s off the hook this time.”

AAAAAAAAAA THIS TOOK SO LONG TO COME OUT AND IT’S SO SHORT, IM SO SORRY. BUT ANYWAYS, IM DRAGGING MYSELF OUT OF A WRITING SLUMP. ANYWAYS, REQUESTS STILL OPEN

#aced it #writing #requests open #marvel #age re #age re safe space

[achilleslefttoe]

The Gods.

hihihihihihi, so basically this is mostly for @star-realities but im making it public cause yes. hope this is helpful so basically, im writing a book series, and my big idea was to make design gods for the world inspired by me and the friends i created the world for. there've been multiple versions of this series but the very first was based on me and 3 of my friends. I found it fitting to make us the gods of the world because if it weren't for us, the book nor the world it takes place in would exist.

so these are us, i made the photos on picrew (@/hunbloom). but anyways here's the actual lore. basically Achaii woke up one day bored as hell and said "damn, this thing we live in is bland as hell. imma spice it up" and grabbed their paintbrush and made the sky. Legends say they still paint the sky every night and morning.

Evanitis saw this and joined in making greenery. The two enjoyed their freedom and the other two watched. Zacharaea and Maion never really liked each other but they both loved Ace and Evan. Then Zach wanted to join in, so he and Evan made fire by accident. Zach, overwhelmed by pride cried, and Ace stepped in to make the oceans and rivers to store the tears of Zach and later on the others. The tear thing is important later. Mae blew the fire out to keep it from spreading, they all knew the power that their creations had.

After Mae had blown out the fire, the earth parted. Evan fixed it to be somewhat uniform afterward. (goodbye Pangea) They called their island Te Etearia Isle, later changed to The Ethereal Isles. Located off the southern coast of France.

After this, Evan created an herb he was fond of and decided to burn it, after he burnt it, he began creating whatever the fuck he wanted (yes, i'm implying he made weed)

One night the deities came together to create the first humans. They loved each other in VARIOUS different ways but it got lonely when it was just the 4 of them. Mae worked out the fine tuning of humans. Two arms, two legs, two lungs, a head, brain, and heart. Of course and so on. Each one of their first humans had their own special features but i haven't worked them all out yet.

Anyways, back to the tears thing. In my story, on their side (there's their realm and our side aka the boring non magic side) there are four bodies of water that are considered Tears of a God, which is written in Latin but I don't have a perfect translation for it yet. These bodies of water have special properties that vary depending on which god cried into them. They're all salt water cause yk, they're tears.

I have one for everyone but Evan, the only thing I know about his is that it's like The Yellow River in China, it's rough and prone to flooding for a very specific reason. But that reason is written in my history notebook that i left in my locker at school.

Ace's (well mine) is called Mourner's Peak, where there's multiple little ponds (or maybe geysers idk yet) each one evokes a different emotion. Mostly negative, but some positive.

Zach's is the original pond Ace had made for him to cry into when they made fire for the first time. That is the main portal, his tears make it possible to travel from each realm easily.

Mae's in a deep deep saltwater pond, under it is the cave where she locked away the other three gods. They're stuck under there for thousands of years.

also, the star over bethlehem where people say jesus was born is where the big fight between Mae and the others happened. The star was Ace fighting cause yk they're the deity of the cosmos and celestial magic. Also toying with the idea I wrote the bible as a joke and someone found it after we locked away and then continued it lmao.

anyways, that's it for now. if anyone has questions or wants me to go into more detail on anything, I will gladly do so. Also if you wanna hear more about my series in general, i will gladly ramble about it

#aced it #using aced it for stuff about my original work or things i've written #books #writing #writeblr #original series

[cyclicalaberration]

Why the fuck does college board not email you when your ap scores are ready.

#i got a 5 btw. #aced it

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

#me tag🍭 #i might make more if anyone asks for them #EDIT: no im not lol #aro #aromantic #aroallo #alloaro #aroace #aromantic asexual #ace #asexual #<-WOWIE!! thats a lot of tags!!!

[kateammann]

Happy Ace Week!!! 🖤🤍💜

#my art #digital art #ace artist #ace week #asexual #asexuality #ace #crow #bird art #pride #pride art #artists on tumblr #art #illustration #raven

[chisecco]

"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

#queer #asexual #txt #ace #lgbt #lgbtq #1k #5k #10k #damn people liked this one

[rapidashrider]

“I’m like, ‘Okay, she’s a doll. She’s a plastic doll. She doesn’t have organs. If she doesn’t have organs, she doesn’t have reproductive organs. If she doesn’t have reproductive organs, would she even feel sexual desire?’ No, I don’t think she could,” Robbie said. “She is sexualized. But she should never be sexy. People can project sex onto her. Yes, she can wear a short skirt, but because it’s fun and pink. Not because she wanted you to see her butt.”

Margot Robbie said Ace Barbie Rights with her whole chest.

#barbie #barbie 2023 #Margot Robbie #ace rights #asexuality

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

#Bonus one : 'they have the flag colors on their outfit' #fandom #nimona #the legend of Zelda #zelda #tloz #botw #link #botw link #ace attorney #Phoenix Wright #queer #lgbt #lgbt headcanons

[aromantic-diaries]

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

#aro #aromantic #arospec #ace #asexual #acespec #aroace #aspec #my bi phase was important okay. it had to happen

[dadimreaper]

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

#ace attorney #gyakuten saiban

[aceditwrites]

found this in my drafts

Judas sits on his knees. Jesus stares down at Judas, lips slightly parted. Unsure of what he wants. Judas had sold him out. He is to be put to death very soon. “Judas..” Jesus trails off. Judas looks up at Jesus through his eyelashes. “Yes?”

“What.. have you done?” Jesus isn’t sure why he asked. He knew the story. 

“I’ve made a mistake.” Judas doesn’t break eye contact as he drags his hands up Jesus’ waists. Jesus doesn’t pull away.

“Forgive me, father.. For I have sinned.” Judas puts his hands together in a position associated with prayer. Jesus didn’t know how he felt about being put to death, but he knew he wanted to spend one of his last nights with the one he loves having… fun. Jesus draws Judas closer, pulling him to his feet. He pulls him close, so close their lips almost touch.

#aced it #writing #jesus #judas #christianity #lent #maundy thursday

[mrtequilasunset]

Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.

#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up #but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex #even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass #im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex #it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait #and was a joke #also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks

[papier-ciseaux]

Happy ASAW 2024, here's something about community !

#aromantic #aro #asaw #asaw 2024 #aromantic spectrum #aromantic spectrum awareness week #aro spec awareness week #arospec #queer community #polyamory #bi #pan #asexual #ace #lgbtq #lgbtqia #LBArt #i simplified things a lot

[wrightandco]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

#ace attorney #glitter conspiracy solved the world’s largest buyer of glitter is the japanafornia legal system #since this post is now getting notes I will specify I am aware that it’s gumshoe throwing the confetti according to the official comic #I just think it’s much funnier that the actual game implies it’s a feature of the court room #and explain how apollo gets confetti then #I gotta commit to the bit

[tttrashmouth]

happy wednesday to all my fellow aroace folks

#just wednesday and that’s it #aroace #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual