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yamsgarden · 2 years
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Omg forgot to share that I finally got my hands on the beautiful Indivisible art book earlier this year 💖✨️💖✨️ Just wish it was bigger heehee
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ditzybat · 10 days
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bernard: i just love true crime, don't you?
tim, trying to impress him: i may or may not be a war criminal with a hypothetical body count in the triple digits who's trained under multiple trained assassins as their apprentice
bernard: ???
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ballpitwitch · 6 months
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𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐍𝐉 - 𝟏𝟎/𝟎𝟖/𝟐𝟑
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willowser · 6 months
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katsuki blames the alcohol for making him stupid.
really stupid.
not that he's had a lot, but his tolerance is low for a guy of his size, and he can feel the edges of his inhibitions dulling with every drink of whatever denki has shoved in his hand. it doesn't taste like absolute shit, which is rare enough to have him indulging, just a bit, for the agency halloween party.
another sip has his head feeling a little swimmy, and before he knows it, his eyes are trailing across the room until they find you. again.
whatever the hell you're supposed to be tonight—a witch, or something else in a pointy hat—is really fucking with him, and has since you walked in. the costume isn't revealing in a sense that it's inappropriate for a work event, but it's...hugging you in all the right places. in every single one of them.
without tights, it would be on the too-short side, but—and no, katsuki can't fucking explain this—something about them is making everything worse. and your calf-high boots ain't helping, either.
it's just—your fucking—hips.
katsuki couldn't tell you what song is playing, but you're swaying back and forth to the tune and one of his canines digs into the plastic of his cup, so deeply that it makes a terrible creaking sound and dents beneath the pressure—and that's when a sharp elbow is delivered to the center of his chest.
mina is at his side when he looks, and her wide, freaky eyes scan his face before narrowing in her little shit-eating way.
"you're a pig."
katsuki chokes, and the little freak takes that as an admission of some kind.
"oh my god," she gasps, mouth falling in all her disgust and awe. "you can't even deny it!" and then she laughs, high and chirpy, and there's no way you can't hear her. "oh, you're down bad."
"cram it," he snaps, sinking his scowl into his cup. "i dunno what the hell you're talkin' about."
"you know i really thought better of you," mina sniffs effectively, turning her face up and away. "not the type to be blantly checking out somebody's ass."
katsuki bristles, and his aggrivation growns until the plastic in his hands starts to melt. "i wasn't—"
"i'm kidding!" mina snorts before flicking him in the nose, narrowly dodging the hand he swipes out at her. "quit being a baby and go shoot your shot already."
"piss. off."
but the hero is unaffected by him, simply scrunching up her face in response before turning on her heel to disappear further into the party.
she's wrong, katsuki thinks, because he's not a pig like sero or fucking dunce face or even kirishima, from time to time, who gets red in the face over a low cut shirt and a pair of tits.
fucking ridiculous, katsuki thinks, because he's way better than that.
it's just—the alcohol. that's making his lids heavy and his thoughts dark and his face hot. has him peeking at you over the lip of his cup, has him picturing you in his head when he's forced to look away.
and, well, maybe, the short cut of your dress has a little something to do with it, too—but he's keeping that shit to himself.
taking it to the grave, even.
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idk-bruh-20 · 8 months
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Irondad fic ideas #155
Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY. 
Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"
Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.
While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.
He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand
However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past
Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"
Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"
It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from. 
They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now
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rizsu · 8 months
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"let me introduce you to—" satoru stops, sneaking his foot under the changing room's curtain. "the best shirt you've ever seen!"
aggressively shoving the curtain aside, he stands with two hands on his hip, showing off the excellent yellow polkadot and kiwi-patterned shirt. to satoru, he scored the entire gold mine. to you, it's the ugliest shirt that's ever been in your vision.
not wanting to burst his bubble, you lie through your teeth, "it's wonderful. i love it!"
"what a terrible liar," he pouts, knowing that you're standing there lying to his face.
"i'm not lying! seriously, i love your... pretty shirt!" you lied again.
satoru puts his hands down, sighing as he unbuttoned his shirt. "i know, i know. not everyone understands art."
you looked at him with squinted eyes. quick to attack him, you reply, "don't push it, kiwi galore."
moving his fingers to mimic talking, he exits the changing room, holding dearly onto his beloved shirt. only god knows what its destiny's going to be if it ends up in your palms. many times he's brought home matching versions of the ugly shirts and many times its female matching pair went missing.
"one day i'm gonna replace your closet with my shirts and you'll end up learning to appreciate REAL art," emphasizing on his words, satoru focuses on retrieving his card to pay for the items.
accepting his card with a "thanks," you placed all items on the counter, ignoring his presence.
"would you want separate bags or all together?" the cashier asks.
"all together, please," you replied.
"wait," satoru intervenes. "can you put my shirts separate?"
you shot a glare at him, knowing he's going to repeat the same "real art" sentences again.
"i want my real art pieces away from the modern day simplicity." and so he proves your statements to be true.
"satoru, those ugly shirts aren't from the renaissance artworks."
"well they are now! you're just jealous."
you sighed again, looking back at the cashier with an apologetic face.
"don't worry, it's no problem," the cashier reassures you. "i also think the shirts are true art."
"please don't encourage his behaviour—"
"real people recognizes real art," satoru cuts you off, extending one arm to wipe his tears as the other shakes the cashier's.
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Vincent Price circa 1959
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galacticjonah · 7 months
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Tav Portrait Commissions
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Okay, due to the general interest, here we go! Painterly Tav portrait commissions are now open.
When: Fulfilment through November How many: 4 slots How much: 200 GBP
Order through the form below. If the interest is VERY big I might make a wait list but I'll have to see what the workload is like.
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mandatorypartyy · 3 months
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how each of the nuwho doctors would play just dance
9: not looking forward to it + rolling eyes + giving sass at first but with each passing dance, absolutely eats it up and you can tell he's having a lot of fun, breaking your highscore each time you show him a new song. the doctor does, in fact, Dance
favorite dance: "everybody needs somebody to love" by the blues brothers
10: takes it WAY too seriously. beats himself up and is sad wet and pathetic if he gets too many missed moves in succession. you have to rub his back after the round ends and you've won for the sixth time in a row, head in hands and saying "maybe it's just not my cup of tea"
favorite dance (more like the only one he even half liked bc he's, like i said, sad wet and pathetic): "just a gigolo" by Louis Prima
11: drunk giraffe on full display. limbs flying everywhere except for fleeting glimpses of coordination, slipping away just as quickly as they came. absolute menace, having the best time of his life
favorite dance: "call me maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
12: never misses a single golden move. has every one of his favorite dances memorized and will do sections of them on command but only if he's feeling funky (and will only play as funky. that is his player)
favorite dance: "rock lobster" by the B52's
13: on the other hand of nine, enthusiastic about the prospect of the gameplay at very first mention and as the rounds roll by you notice her moves are somewhat messy and clumsy (lovingly) but she grows ever happier to be there bc she's playing a game with you :)
favorite dance: "c'mon" by Ke$ha
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xoxoemynn · 6 months
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It feels like a lot of us are in really tender places right now, so please know I am wrapping you up in the world's softest blanket so we can have a good proper cuddle and cry about it. And then after that I'm going to count to three, and boop your nose, and you will smile and know that things will get better and there will always be people who love you.
Ready?
One.
Two.
Three.
BOOP.
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You ever see an ask (for someone else) that so painfully needs the response of:
Are you 12?
Go outside more often.
Dear god who people think are in love with who literally doesn't matter if it's not the one you're into leave everyone else alone.
No seriously...it's all fictional...those two characters you like maybe or maybe not getting it on has very little impact on your life...so ????
Sending anon hate about it is kinda weird I'm ngl
The level of petty behaviour is why I don't participate in fandom really. I'm too old for this nonsense. I'm going to sit here and enjoy what I enjoy and you can go sit somewhere else.
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rickybaby · 4 months
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Daniel reportedly getting all the people who like him in his team?? When Christian Horner said Daniel needs to feel loved and valued to thrive, they didn’t mess about and went to work to get him the most supportive environment.
For context, this is what Alan Permane had to say about Daniel in his Beyond the Grid episode in 2020 when Daniel was already on the way out at Renault:
“There’s not many of them on the current grid, and I am only speaking from what I see, the same as everyone else sees – OK I see a bit more of Daniel – but there’s him, there’s Lewis [Hamilton], there’s Charles [Leclerc], and there’s Max [Verstappen]. And I think those four are at different levels.”
“He’s very cool. In and out of the car, you don’t meet many that are pretty much spot on, both ways. And he’s done a great job in building a very strong team around him in terms of engineering and his mechanics, his people in the garage.
“I tell him every week, it’s not too late to change his mind. Seriously I do, and of course it’s tongue in cheek and I know he can’t change his mind… but who knows, if this had been a normal season and people weren’t making their minds up before they’d even turned a wheel, who knows where we’d be now?”
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revasserium · 5 months
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write. it doesn't have to be good, it doesn't even have to be a story. write a sentence, a fragment, a phrase, a thought. write something. write anything. write.
and be proud of yourself that you did.
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iguessitsjustme · 2 months
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North/Sonic/Kim special episode WHEN
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ashiftingworkshop · 6 months
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Hi hello today is a very VERY important day and that's because
It's @territorial-utopia and I's Five Year Anniversary!!!!!
I've known and loved this fantastic human for five years and it feels insane to me- So much has happened in that time span and with my darling by my side, well, they make all the struggles worth fighting through.
I can't wait to see them in person again, and someday, always see them in person 💖💖💖
But! Here's to another five years of all the love, laughter, tears, and fun little stories we make together/for each other!!
I love you Terri!!!
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Vincent Price and female impersonator Charles Pierce circa 1986
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