#also this angle is sexy

[mikkaeus]

no legacy is so rich as honesty

#kinnporsche #vegaspete #kinnporscheedit #kinnporschesource #*** #kp #yeah i have literally no idea where i was going with this but im going to post it anyway because biu's cheek go SQUISH #also this angle is sexy #this was going to be a single gif post how did i end up here #the korean and the english were so different so i went on a quest to figure out the original thai #through reverse searchign dictionaries and google translate voice to text #final hypothesis: #คิเสียว่าความซื่อสัตย์มีอยู่จริง #im pretty sure mee yuu jing is closer to exist than 'real' #which supports my hypothesis from the korean and the chinese #ok i decided to go with what i think is the more accurate translation but i like the korean translation the best #'only fools like you believe that something like honesty really exists in this world' #the 'in this world' gives it a nice dramatic flair #it also just makes the most sense to me #look you may be wondering at this point #is there really that big of a difference between existing and being real #to which i answer #proabably as much difference as there is between think and believe #/facetious #(i changed it to believe even though khit is more think because it sounds better in english) #so in summary im a ding dong but that was a fun exercise and i love languages #actually to be honest im not sure on the khit siia part like #sounds more like khi hia to me but im just going based off the 真的/정말 #oh my god these gifs look way too fuckign dark on mobile but whatever

[lonestardust]

BIRTHDAY BOY happy 29th birthday to the most beautiful kind sexy human being on earth!!!!!

#THOSE SELFIES ABSOLUTELY DRIVE ME INSAAAAAAAAANE #they're the absolute greatest #it's the angle for me. the confidence. the effortless sexiness. it KILLS ME BUT RESUSCITATES ME. just the power he has on me. a queer woman #that big slab of beef in the first pic but ridiculously handsome beautiful face. DEATH TO ME #he's truly handcrafted by god!!!! #ALSO HIS LIPS IN THE LAST ONE + THE MESSY CURLS FUUUUCKKKKKKK #god.... anyways as i was saying i hope 29 brings him all the good things and all the love he deserves!!! #rafael silva #June 28 #birthday boy

[weirdgirl92]

I don’t know if it’s the monster lover in me, or Tim Curry’s acting, but DAMN, why did they have to make Darkness so charismatic in Legend?

#I probably would’ve gotten nightmares from this movie if I was a kid #but dammit he’s just so sexy! #tim curry #legend (1985) #legend 1985 #monster love #doesn’t help that mia sara's also really hot in this movie #which makes it even more sexy for my bi angled aroace ass

[anghraine]

I don't know what brought it to mind, but I got to thinking about Han's hilarious expression when Leia tells him that she loves Luke because he's her brother, and we all know exactly why he's so "lol what" until he decides to roll with it.

I do really enjoy that he's allowed to have this response that doesn't minimize how absolutely batshit this reveal would be for anyone actually involved in the situation, despite it working conveniently to wrap things up in the narrative.

I also enjoy that after he processes the shock of Luke and Leia being siblings and Leia knowing about this (with zero explanation of how long she's known about it at that point), he's like ... eh, whatever, this is awesome actually.

#i have my issues with film canon han but i do really enjoy that his ultimate response #is basically 'weird but whatever works' #also because i sometimes low-grade ship han/luke i do think from that angle it's even funnier #because han is thinking he's like the sexy dangerous YA love triangle option vs leia's wholesome bff luke #but if you subscribe to the han/luke gospel he's realizing that /he/ was the YA heroine all along :P #yes i know this take is extremely ahistorical but it amuses me personally so. #(also both luke and leia are simultaneously the wholesome yet dangerous option) #(and i will die on this hill #leia is sexier though) #anghraine babbles #deep blogging #/ #// #/// #//// #///// #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #* #** #*** #**** #***** #star wars #han solo #leia skywalker organa #luke skywalker

[softquietsteadylove]

can you write thenamesh The Tourist AU pls? if you can’t/don’t want to it’s totally alright i love your work anyway <3💌

Gil just stared. He couldn't believe it, and he was seeing it. But this woman - the most beautiful woman he had ever set eyes on in his life - just...sat right down. He looked around a little, trying to see if she had mistaken him for someone else. But she was looking right at him. "Uh, h-hello."

"Hello." God, even her voice was gorgeous. He closed his lame little spy book on the table between their seats. "I'm Thena. What's your name?"

"Gil."

"That's a terrible name."

"It's the only one I've got," he shrugged sheepishly, and she smiled. This was different from the smile she had sat down with, too. This was more genuine seeming (cuter). "It's short for Gilgamesh."

"Hm," the woman's eyes dashed down to the table for a second before coming back up to him. "Better."

It was still the only name he had. "So, uh, what brings you to Venice?"

She eyed him, and then those killer eyes floated a little away from him too. She still seemed to be looking for someone, even if he was the one on whom she had settled. "Meeting someone."

"Ah." Of course--of course the positively stunning woman was already meeting someone. Probably a husband, if not a very handsome partner. He watched as she peeled her gloves off.

She didn't have a ring on. "And you?"

"Hm?" he blinked, still borderline dizzy from the appearance of this woman in his life.

"What brings you here," she paused, her perfect lips forming his name before it was spoken aloud, "Gilgamesh?"

"Just Gil," he corrected her and then immediately shook his head. She smiled again, though--that more real one. He smiled too, somewhat encouraged. "I'm just a tourist, really."

She tilted her head at him. "Just a tourist?"

Gil blushed faintly, fiddling with the worn and frayed edge of his book cover. "I teach."

"Here for summer break, is it?"

"Something like that," he chuckled, looking at her hands again. It was entirely possible that she simply didn't feel the need to wear one. Or perhaps they had been together so long it was a formality. But he couldn't help but tilt his head right back at her.

"What?"

He shrugged, shaking his head faintly. "Look, far be it from me to ask a lady this. But you seem...I dunno, a little lonely?--or something."

But she smiled at him again, although it was back to being that faker one. It did seem a little sad, though. "Aren't we all?"

He was a single teacher taking a train to Venice alone, who was he to talk? "Yeah, I guess we are."

"Wife?"

Definitely not. "Nothing of the sort. You?"

She looked down at her hands too, and maybe the lack of ring was not entirely by choice. "That has yet to be seen."

Were they going to be engaged? Or maybe was she was going to break things off, offer some dramatic ultimatum.

"Invite me to dinner, Gil."

He liked how she said Gil. It sounded so gentle and warm off her lips. Truly stunning lips. He cleared his throat, "would you like to have dinner?"

"Don't phrase it as a question."

"You said ask you to dinner."

"I said to invite me to dinner," she countered, and hints of the smile were returning. She was a woman who knew what she was after (god he liked that). "Try again."

He laughed, but sure, he gave it another shot. "Have dinner with me."

"Too demanding." Okay, now he was pretty sure she was just having some fun with him. "You are not summoning me. Again."

He sighed and rolled his eyes, and he did get a more genuine laugh out of her. Y'know what?--so long as she was having fun, maybe this wasn't so bad. "Uh...dinner?"

"Still a question," she borderline teased him. She leaned forward in her seat faintly, "once more."

One more shot to have dinner with the woman of his dreams. He straightened up in his seat, rolled his shoulders back and tugged at his sports coat. She seemed to respond to this, mirroring his posture. "I'm having dinner, if you care to join me."

Now the smile was back, and in full force. She smiled with all her teeth, which was really cute. She had a very pretty smile for an even more beautiful face. But he got the distinct impression there was a lot more to her than her looks.

"I would be delighted."

"Well then," Gil nodded, tapping his fingers against the edge of the table and its white table cloth. He still didn't know what made her come over to him, and ask him to dinner (or ask him to ask her to dinner, more like). But he smiled, "shall we?"

"Lets," she agreed. She was waiting for him to make the first move again.

Okay, sure; Gil stood, adjusting his plain old blazer and tugging at the sleeves to make sure they were straight. He was a little underdressed compared to Thena in her stark white dress and fancy gloves. But he held his hand out for her, "madame?"

"Enchante," she smiled, slipping her hand into his to stand as well. Her eyes darted around a little over his shoulder but perhaps he was being paranoid thanks to his silly spy book. "Have you had the food board?"

"From Padua to here," he nodded as he led them in the direction of the dining car. How she walked in those heels was beyond him, even if the train was pretty smooth a ride. "It's not bad."

"Padua," she mused and them grinned at him again, "you really are a tourist."

He pinked again, and he was beginning to think she just enjoyed flustering him. "Where are you coming from?"

She did that thing where she kind of scanned behind around them again before answering, "Paris."

He scoffed, rolling his eyes, "overrated. And you call me the tourist."

She tugged at his sleeve faintly, as if to admonish him, "you're the American."

He chuckled, "guilty."

"Not yet," she whispered as she moved in the train aisle to walk ahead of him. He was about to ask her about it when she turned back to him, "are you ready for this?"

He wasn't entirely sure what she was asking about, but he was damn ready to find out.

#Thenamesh AU #a little mystery #a sexy mystery! #so I watched this movie for this ask #let me say that I'll be taking some artistic liberties with it #but I don't think you'll mind that #at least I hope not! #Gil is an english teacher who's just here to see some sights #also I chose Padua not only for its proximity to Venice #but also because Benedick from Much Ado About Nothing is from Padua #top notch Shakespeare comedy #anyway #Thena walks on #surveilled from every angle #and she walks down the aisle #and she spots Gil and goes well #tall strong and handsome hello #and then she sits down #and he's this absolute sweetheart who's all cute and flirty? #jackpot #she almost forgets what she's here for

[attanos]

NEMEIA GOST • HUMAN • SAGE • WARLOCK

Exiled from your home in Waterdeep, you have wandered far and wide in search of knowledge. In search of answers. You have followed Her soft whispers. You have been marked. You have been gifted. And now, you have been infected by a vile wretch who thinks itself superior. The disease must be excised at the root. You will do whatever it takes. You will not fall thrall. You will not bend to their will. She has greater plans for you yet.

#bgedit #bg3edit #oc: nemeia #baldur's gate #bg3 #** #them/they pronouns or die :) #the She in question is their great old one patron hehe tormented by a unfathomable deity but in a fun and sexy way #nemeia is like 90% on board (at least rn) bc they're a weirdo gasping for knowledge and power etc etc #also the forced angle of this is funny bc it pretty much completely cuts out their pact markings hehe #its been so long since i've made anything idek who to tag

[sunnibits]

guys please why is everyone in this game so hot I’m experiencing bisexual heart failure

#bg3 #SEND HELP #I recently came to the realization that literally every single variation of My Type is represented in this game #you have hot buff woman who’s also a big sweetheart #beefy thick hairy man with a deep voice #sexy evil man wearing all black #pretty boy twink with a tragic backstory #ALL OF IT IS MY TYPE #I’m literally being attacked on all angles 😭

[onedivinemisfit]

Last of the Wolves

AnS (c) Akizuki Sorata

Art: Me

#akagami no shirayukihime #ans #snow white with the red hair #zakura shidnote #witcher!au #myart #he is in a brothel yes #they often had sexy murals on their walls #often as advertisment of what their girls could service with #but also just as titillation #but I AM proud of the anatomy and angle here #it was like #I really wanted to cause problems on purpose #and channeled all I had

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

i need her.

#genuinely considering Crafting this. #a beautiful giant multi tool #…. i feel like it is mean to also work as sort of sledge hammer. but i think it’s leverage would be weird #but i have ideas for slight modifications. #a kvalsund kr+3 multi-tool. if you will #uwu #disco elysium #i do believe it’s hand hold would make it a good hammer for regular nails tho. if a bit clunky. #but multi tools aren’t about the fullest ability of one tool. #they’re about having the right tool for any sudden job that may appear. #about being prepared. not perfect. #sorrrry i think she is so sexy #🤤🤤🤤 #kvalsund kr+2 multi-tool #AND SHE HAS A LEVEL. #sorry i forgor. #but the plan is to use. maybe a dowl base. with an actual level attached. cardboard frame. extra handle for extra leverage #next to level #the level will of course have more than one angle. 👍 #also maybe would be cool to make the actual tool #and putting extra tools in it. #like a pocket multitool

[corpsentry]

this october i'm gonna draw something every day even if it's ugly as shit. 01

#my art #my stuff #original art #art #tags tags whateva #i have to go brush my teeth or i will lose all of them in another nightmare about going bald #teeth and hair. two Important Making Out Elements. also helium #photo referenced is own hand btw. i had an apple and i held it and the angle of my hand holding it was kind of sexy #this is only adjusted slightly for brightness and contrast. you would be surprised #i am surprised myself. the whole time i was drawing it (so 10 minutes) i was like goddamn this looks like shit #and ok it still kinda looks like shit (fingers man) but it doesn't look like Shit shit #i'd keep it. for the dog. my girlfriend's dog #fall break is in a week. i am ready to Rage #i hope you are too

[unhinged-nymph]

gorgeous golden boy ✨

#every time it cut to this angle it literally took my breath away #like holy shit he looked so beautiful #he literally looks angelic #those glasses kind of ruin but I’m *trying* to accept them ok #also look at that smooooth shoulder #why are shoulders/collarbones so sexy #link neal #you beautiful motherfucker #rhett and link #good mythical morning #gmm 2340 #goog edits #also if anyone wants to use any of these as icons feel free lol

[lottalove01]

ive been compared to young angelina jolie, anna ermakova and libuše šafránková and ill never shut up about this <3

#like i get the love is blind girl.. #like i dont look like them but if you get me from a certain angle i do yeah. #also this combination is so sexy dont fuck w me

[webp-ghost]

macaque doodles bc ive been infec ted with the lego monkie kid disease......................... .These are my final word...s.............Goo bye...........

#lmk #lmk macaque #<- THATS MY FUCKING GIRRLFFRIENDD!!!!!!!!!! #i watched The Whole Thing in like . 4 days. Anything is possible. i will tel my autism assessor this Tomorrow #i wanna get better at anatomy n angls bUT hhrhh . So hard. also expressions. i Feel like i can never take my art seriously bc #i cant draw like?????Real expressions??? its just goofy or hashtag serious melancholy. How do people make art look REAL and also SEXY!!!!! #i've tried all the practice stuff just like the way my hand wants to Work CANNOT fucking do it. There is some divine force stopping me

[loftwinglullaby]

wow thank you so much

#this is aoa's official youtube. it has 20 million views. :') #also this is the performance version of 'ai wo choudai' and like. God the choreo is . ooughw :( #it is So bland. this is one of The Songs Ever to me. and the choreo is giving Nothing. #it's not even... a decent sexy choreo. bcus this is so rooted in the era of kpop girlies either give cute - sexy or badass #yeah i Know it released in 2016 but aoa stayed true to their roots to the end lol. and 2016 was the tide changing anywya. #honestly the trichotemy was pretty bad but i tended to enjoy anything that fell under the 'sexy' label. the BEst bangers came outta that #(exid i lvoe you. sistar i love you. stellar i love you. fiestar i lvoe you. hellovenus i lo) #and. oh i feel terrible saying this. i would rather have the miserable trichotomy than most groups giving #~feminism~ through the lens of misogyny. it's like. Feminism but make it marketable and tell young women this is Fine #also softcore queerbaiting. #like every Knew the trichotemy was misogynist af. i didn't have to read posts saying that blackpink gave women rights #okay actually. wait. people were genuinely saying things like hyuna's red were feminsit anthems weren't they. okay nvm #i think the bar for 'progressive' is so low in kpop that it is in hell. to be honest. #like we have and have had more progressive thigns in music videos and lyrics in mainstream kpop #mostly from soloists or solo work from band members #moonbyul's shutdown is. clearly about having sex with a woman. #brown eyed girls' abracadabra is okay.... YES the angling is steeped in male gaze #but having a clearly wlw relationship in the mv Was iconic for the era. still is mroe brazen than most mvs dare to be. #also that sistar one where they kill a man together and run off being fruity. #one mroe day! that one! #so yknow. shoutout to the actual icons. #loftwinglullaby rambles #kpop

[blujayonthewing]

[aubree voice] I got LAID because I'm NICE

#post session once again talking to justin about how rewarding it is in DnD to engage with NPCs and form connections #and how his campaign is the best one for it it's SO good he's SO GOOD UGH #me: and like-- neither I nor aubree are angling for mechanical rewards! the connection IS its own reward! #me: like-- I don't expect [bartender] is gonna throw down for me or whatever! #me: but also sometimes the inn is closed but [innkeep] lets us sleep there anyway because we formed a connection with him! #justin: and sometimes being nice gets you A Nice Evening and a place to stay when the rest of the party has to camp in the rain 😌 #dfkjhgkjgdhf YEAH!! SURE DOES!!! #HAVE FUN SLEEPING IN THE MUD IDIOTS! TALIA'S THIS SUPER SEXY ELF BUT SHE'S MEAN TO EVERYONE AND WHERE DOES IT GET HER! #*I* let a gnome with a special interest in cooking cook whatever she wanted and then let her know I loved it and *she* let me hit! #aubree has Rustic Hospitality but I literally never have to actively invoke it I just roleplay her Sincerely Friendly and have a great DM #about me #my OCs #aubree

[sebastianshaw]

re prev post tho Haven absolutely was a victim with no agency and I’ll cut you with a rat if you say otherwise

#but also Haven wasn't white so there ya go #not that white women haven't also gotten raw deals in comics #like Maddie dear god #tho with Maddie that seems to be to specifically contrast her against another woman #if Jean is good she must be evil basically #sexy sexy evil vs wholesome good girl good mom jean #basically it's complicated #also if you're wondering how I would cut you with a rat #trust me I'd manage #just need to aim the mouth at the right angle #ANYWAY BACK TO WORK #out of shirt