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gorillaztublr · 2 months

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ace, snake, 2d, and/or murdoc: does anybody have any odd sleeping habits?

Ace: Snake will sometimes hiss in his sleep, in fact he's doing it as we speak hehe

2D: Murdoc will sometimes grumble or mutter in his sleep

Murdoc: 'D moves A LOT. It's not fun getting woken up by a noodle arm slapping your face

#answerers #2doc #snace

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willgrahamscock · 4 months

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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

#alex answers #ASDFGHHKL????

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william-snekspeare · 10 months

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conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔#ferret #comic #digital art #art

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luthienne · 6 months

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i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months

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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY #IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY #MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAG SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.

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everythingwasnormalhere · 15 days

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me #but she still thinks it is soo #but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon #asexual #aromantic #<- for reach #edit: ...its censored because i want to btw #like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do #ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao #im not even in tiktok if we dont count looking at it like twice a year 😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo

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brucesterling · 16 days

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*Is it true, or did Google Gemini just make it up, or did somebody just make that up about Google Gemini?

*Well, who knows; your guess is as good as Google Gemini's

PS: How many of those apparent Gemini answers are faked, made up by humans out of spite, or for the lulz? Plenty.

*And there will be plenty more.

*This just in: Google AI lamenting that, although their machinery does spit up some very weird stuff under weird circumstances, mostly they're being libelled by forged memes.

#hallucinate #AI #Google #answers #weird

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i-3at-s0ap · 27 days

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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!

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acrowseye · 2 months

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something