#anyway this is secret shhhhh

[svtskneecaps]

ok folks this lives and dies between us but i swear to god with every passing moment and every new fact i learn i am more and more convinced that had i spoken portuguese at age 11 when i got into minecraft youtube the first time i would BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT have had a tiny little baby 11 year old celebrity crush on pactw

#qsmp #pactw #qsmp pac #cute? check. funny? check. smart? check. #did a roleplay series; does funny minigames; MAKES funny minigames #like shit dude if i hadn't worked extremely hard to draw extremely thick lines separating myself mentally from content creators i might now #but i've beat myself over the head with the 'being parasocial only ends up with your favs going to jail' stick #i'm cured. no more unnecessary mental turmoil for me #anyway this is secret shhhhh #shut up vic #block game brainrot #like i don't know how he did during the legendary rp serieses he did back then but holy MOTHER OF PEARL he's an amazing rp'er now #this is not a controversial statement and if you think it is meet me behind the chili's and prepare to forfeit your teeth #question; in brazil what restaurant/food joint/location is the designated brawl zone #like usa tends to be waffle house or chili's or denny's or like. a cracker barrel if you're feeling wild #if you're a brazilian inviting somebody to fight you irl as a meme what do you tell them #(if you are not brazilian but read these tags and want to answer with your unique location go for it i love learning) #long tags #i should be asleep tbh but my brain is like 'heeheehee 2012 never left us <3' #gnight friends like this post if you too would have had a celebrity crush on pactw at age 11 or would theoretically have one at age Now lmao

[ectonurites]

Byler Week Day 5 — Secret Identities

very loosely interpreting the prompt for today but i've had this idea for a while and... secret identities, Superheroes, that works. anyone who knows me well probably could have seen something like this coming LMAO

also trying to draw Robin & Superboy costumes that look thrown together and home-made when i have spent so much time drawing their actual designs was a challenge

#'sam this is 10 years after where canon is rn why do they look the same' because shhhhh #it had to be 1996 because that's when Worlds Finest Three: Superboy/Robin came out !!!!!!! #also yes specifically issue 59 of Wizard (cover date july 96 publication date may 96) is when WF3 got a mention/announcement #bylerweek2023 #Day 5 Secret Identities #byler #byler art #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #anyways listen timkon & byler are different ships in many ways however #i DO believe mike would carry tim's 'im gonna desperately try to clone him back to life 100 times' energy if #anything bad happened to will ever again #PLUS like. some theories ive seen about birthdaygate with like the idea of will getting slowly erased from people's memories........ #i don't want that to happen but IF IT DID. getting a detective comics 967 'he talked about a friend i should have.. someone named conner... #and i feel that name tugging on my heart but i don't know why' moment with mike about will........ oughghghghg #sam draws shit #<- almost forgot my damn art tag

[hemlocks-hidey-hole]

My DOL pcs

#dol #degrees of lewdity #dol pc #dol pcs #Hemlock the Deviant #Poe the Plaintive #both those titles are under construction though #anyways #art #my art #I really hope I get noticed cause I’m relatively new to this fandom #i want friends #I think I might try to draw johan from ashersanity #I haven’t seen any art of him #but shhhhh #secret

[chaos-has-theories]

Do u remember when u said this bc I remember when u said this. Jenna being cerys and marcias kid is so fucking funny and I'm beyond a little bit obsessed w the idea ngl ahfudjdidj,, they invent a spell to find out who ur parents r (mostly for the benefit of the ya kids) and they're testing it on ppl who's parents they obviously know and then. Jennas closest living relative is marcia. Oh shit. Sorry for this I was just scrolling through the discord bc I'm rlly bored and I found this and I can't stop thinking abt it. I don't think it would change anything especially if it's later in the series I just think it would be rlly funny

I do remember and I was so right for this

gszajskgaj imagine this in an au where Sep never finds out he's a Heap and Jenna never finds out she isn't. He invents the spell secretly hoping to find out he's actually related to Marcia and instead they get each other's parents

#tzey don't even have time to be jeaöous or anything #sep: instant siblings? #Jenna: INSTANT SIBLINGS #don't worry about what would have happened to get them there shhhhh #also don't worry about transfem Marcia originally being an excuse to give her extra angst about being unable to keep any of her family #septimus heap #I do have an au where this could plausibly happen. It's the ml au though #Jenna (panicking about her secret identity as the princess being found out) no no we don't need to test it I'm sure you did it right #Sep (staring at Jenna's results) um #Jenna (relieved) oh dear apparently something did go wrong! hahahahaha (terrified) #Sep (slowly) but... you do look more like Marcia than any of your other family... #anyway #sep.jpeg

[stergeon]

this is ioril from my out of the abyss campaign! he's a Teen Elf drow wizard and he's atrocious.

ioril dreamed of being a proper wizard, but drow men weren't allowed to do that, unless they were from a particular family. between this, how his sister was treated as a priestess of lolth, and his family house's political downfall, he was radicalized and dedicated himself to changing drow society. he holed up in a tower to illegally study magic and write his manifesto, spending most of his 43 young years there.

when his manifesto was completed, he intended to post it on the gates of every city he passed on his way to menzobarrenzan. he made it as far as the next town over before he was captured and sentenced to death. he was 100% ready to "die for the cause," but some topsiders sharing his cell suggested that if he helped them escape, they could take him with him to the surface, where he could learn about this thing called "the sun"....

my boy had zero social skills on account of the tower thing and being a drow, and he had a hard time understanding while his "Men's Rights!!" beliefs were...... not well received by his surface-dwelling friends. being a Teen Drow, he was abrasive and implusive, but endlessly curious and excited about things like cool-looking spells or impressive physical feats. he was also terrifically lonely and was not really sure of what a "friend" is, exactly, though he quickly decided all his party members were his best friends ever.

anyway this is all past tense because he fucking blew himself up today and died oops

#dnd #dnd5e #dnd ocs #drow #elfposting #ioril #he's an expy of my morrowind nerevarine #and his Secret Backstory is totally not the plot of morrowind shhhhh #rip this dork. he was so fun to play #at least now i get to write another 23 pages of Elf Lore for my next character #the banner just says 'house vandree' and then 'revendran' #as house revendran used to be part of house vandree until they split off bc of ioril's sister's rise to power #until it all fell apart anyway. whoops

[greyborn2]

So :eyes: is there any fic/masterpost for the BOE Harrow AU?

I kinda made one a while back but I've lost it and it also wasn't the greatest so fuck it just gonna make a new summary of the idea because heck it. Massive spoilers for if I ever end up writing this out as a fic. (For those not in the know this is basically a summary of the big ol idea in my head for a BoE Harrow AU I came up with with a friend and it has possessed me body and soul ever since) SPOILERS FROM THIS POINT ON - G1deon manages to catch Wake just a little earlier than he does in the regular timeline. He ends up discovering and taking baby Gideon before kicking Wake out the airlock to her death. So Gideon is Kiriona from the get go and raised by John from her baby years. Insufferable Crown Prince to the max. In addition, in this timeline Kiriona is a necromancer as in the Nova AU. - The Rev. Parents still try their 200 soul murder sex gambit. However in this timeline, as with the Nova AU, Harrow has absolutely ZERO ability as a necromancer. When she's about ten all hope is given up that she is just a 'late bloomer'. - The Rev. Parents summon the surviving Ninth and tell them all what they did. That they went all in on their gamble, that they killed the ninth, and that their (in their eyes) failure of a daughter wasn't even a success for all that sacrifice. The Ninth basically erupts into chaos after that with most of them killing each other before the Rev. Parents and their 'side' win. They decide the ninth ends here. The survivors all hang themselves, including child Harrow. - As the ninth chokes its last, one by one, all their constructs start falling apart. One, though - the one made from Wake's bones - is freed enough for her revenant to take over. She walks through the halls of the dying until she finds a choking Harrow near death. On the brink of passing out and utterly delirious, Wake saves Harrow and then slips into the back of her mind as Alecto did in the normal timeline. Biding her time there. - During the chaos of the ninth tearing itself to pieces a shuttle attempting to flee crashed into the prison higher up the shaft. Caused enough damage to give the prisoners there a chance to stage a breakout. - Most of the prisoners just flee, but a small amount (A BoE cell, specifically Ctesiphon Wing) realizes that with everyone on the planet dead and the ninth already being such a backwater that they can just take over and use the place as a secret base within the Dominicus system. Just send out reports now and then to convince the rest of the Empire that it is business as usual. - We Suffer finds Harrow, near death, having been saved from hanging. After having Harrow held in containment for a long while she is eventually released and adopted in all but name by We Suffer. - Harrow grows up under the BoE on the ninth just festering in rage and spite and hatred. For her parents, for the ninth, for the empire, for the emperor undying. Wake squatting in the back of her skull only makes matters worse. She ends up taking the BoE name of Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War One True Pop to Lead you in the Summer to Join the Black Parade. Or just Havoc. - Because Harrow has massive sensory issues with having her face bare and nothing will convince me otherwise, but she also doesnt want to paint her face ninth style anymore, she digs through BoE's scattered archives of old earth and finds out about 'the ancient warrior poets - the Juggalos' and takes up their paint for herself. (More in a reblog, ran outta space... damn you tumblr)

#Anyway ya. That's the gist. #There's more but tumblr has word limits and its late and I'm tired #Cry Havoc is a fucking GREMLIN and I love her #absolute menace #Just powered by spite and rage and undying hatred. And the soul of Wake but shhhhh #PoV would be akin to HtN - but with Wake as the secret narrator. #tlt #the locked tomb #cry havoc au

[wish-i-had-robin-wings]

Ok I’m so sorry in advance to everyone, but y’all are about to get so many notifications from me.

I was just giving mutuals two boops to keep even numbers, but I’ve already forgotten if I’ve booped some people or not, and there’s boop badges…

So! I will try to only boop mutuals and my followers, but I am sorry for the notif spam.

I will get the boop badges though, rip to y’all >:3

#I hope you can forgive me for the notif spam #love you guys!! #anyways! #delete later #wait does booping yourself count towards badges bc I will just sit here and spam myself hold up #please lmk if you know #rip ok it looks like it only goes towards your received count and not the badge count #rip oh well lol #WAIT!!! #I HAVE A SECRET SIDE BLOG!! #boutta have a boop laundering scheme fr if it works #shhhhh #it works #>:3 #it’s very slow through the app idk how but I’m gonna make it #TwT

[chelleisamazing]

Im so aggressive today but I dont think I'm pmsing just yet

#im just so annoyed at everything?? #well mostly at this man in specific #he keeps looking at me like he's about to drool and I snapped and told him to stop and now its weird but 🤷‍♀️ #i told him before i was in a mood today #and also its supposed to be a secret the fact that we have something going on #first thing he did stepping into the office was call me gorgeous and beautiful and hot etc #and also say his mother told him I was beautiful #and I was just just like SHHHHH STFU #but im p sure someone overheard anyways 🙃 #pissed tbh #or maybe im just a bitch #stuff

[squish--squash]

was taking a nostalgia trip and going through my ao3 and i just so happened to come across your fic and here i am ! its so nice to see that youre into double life and last life bc the fandom is rlly nice and the art goes hard, i hope youre doing well and have a good day / night !!!

It's been so long since I've gotten an anon, hello! I've been doing well, thank you for asking :D

anon you're so right all the fanart and fics go so hard it makes me foam at the mouth /pos

double life's been so much fun to watch too! I'm so glad I'm finally able to catch one of them as the episodes come out lol (I was late to third and last life, rip) I also started watching hermitcraft and when I say watch I really mean I've binged Scar and Grian's seasons 8 and 9 and I'm currently binging Grian's season 6 with plans to binge Scar's season 6 and both their season 7 povs after that- so uhm. Yeah. It's super fun tho I wish I got into it sooner After watching the first episode of double life I also finally learned a little watcher lore, I even watched a good chunk of evo! I think I have a good majority of the lore down but I'm sure there's some bits and pieces I'm missing lol, it's really cool tho I love the art and fics about it (especially when it's linked to the life series)

also I'll be completely honest I think I was half-way out of mcyt before I heard about double life; I was getting into some manga and anime a friend was recommending me but as soon as I watched the first episode of Grian's pov my brain said "oh fuck everything else I want more of this" and I basically got kidnapped against my will back into mcyt #noregrets

also x2 I see what you did there, using my own sign-off (idk if that was intentional, but I found it funny). So I hope you're having a good day/night!

#also anon I have a secret just between you and me okay? #only anon's allowed to look nobody else read this.. shhhhh #okay anon! hope you're still here #I'm actually slowly writing a desert double life/watcher lore fic #it's based off some art I saw on here #idk when it's gonna be finished esp with me spending most of my time binging hermitcraft and getting ready for college #but I really do wanna finish it! #it's already 4k words and I'm only roughly done plot-point wise #it's been so fun to write it tho I missed writing #also question: which fic were you reading? I have over 20! #related to that actually when I do finish I do plan to upload it but not to the ao3 account you're familiar with #I actually have a second one I'm using now #anyways nice chat anon!

[kiwisofsharks]

he finds out that you vape m.m. 1610 & 42

summary: your best friend caught you smoking out your dorm window while he’s on patrol.

pairings: earth 1610! miles morales & earth 42! miles morales x gn! reader

warnings: not proofread and unedited, there will be uses of yn (idk why i put that as a warning), nicotine addiction, weeds, cussing,

earth 1610 miles morales

he will get mad at you.

miles will be giving you an hour long sermon of the cons and no pros of nicotine.

he’s mad but mile’s is just worried for your health and he’s showing it the best way that he knows; through lecturing you, like how his mom does to him.

he thinks its annoying when he’s on the receiving end but he finds it fun when he’s the one lecturing you.

will ask to try it once out of curiosity and have a high chance of developing into an occasional smoker.

he still lectures you when he catches you doing it too much or taking higher concentrations.

he tries to find you substitutes or distracts you with something else if he thinks you’re starting to develop an addiction/dependency to nic as a stress reliever.

“Y/n?”

you turned to your right and almost screamed when you saw miles at the fire escape beside your open window, “what are you doing here, morales? how did you get in there?!”

“that doesn’t matter, what is that?” miles interrogated you while he fits himself through your window sill. “where’s your roommate?”

“she’s in her other friend’s room to hangout,” you answered, discreetly hiding your vape from his view. “anyways, how’d you get out there? are you spiderman now or something?” you laughed nervously, deterring the topic from you.

“Yn, you vape?!”

“shhhhh! do you want me to get caught?”

“dios mío, yn…” miles paced from one corner of your room to another, his hand on his forehead like how an angry mother would. “do you know how bad vaping is for you? you remember that time when cigarettes were first invented and then 50 years later people are dying because of smoking? yeah, that’s about to be you in… dentro de cincuenta años!” he rambles, forgetting some words in english.

“ ay ay ay, yn…” he sighed.

“do you wanna try?”

“no, i don’t, yn.”

“it’s melon flavored,” you persuade him further, extending it towards him with a smile that you know makes him reconsider your offers even if he’s against it.

“just one hit.”

earth 42 miles morales

now this miles, while he’s still worried for you, he won’t scold you as bad as how earth 1610 miles would.

he’ll keep tabs on the concentration you’re taking, making sure that you’re not depending on it or getting too addicted to it.

he knows that someone like you who rarely lets loose might have a pretty little secret, he just didn’t expect that it would be this.

i don’t see him as someone who owns one as it can hinder his prowler business if he’s huffing too hard from the side effects but he sometimes ask for a hit.

“didn’t expect you to be the type to vape.”

you whipped your head towards your window, there sat your best friend; miles g. morales in all his glory, sat at your widow sill.

bugged eyed, you lowered your hand that was still holding the device close to your lips, as if you haven’t been caught red handed inhaling hit after hit while reviewing for the exams.

“don’t bother hiding it, muñeca. i already saw it.” getting inside your room, snatching the vape from your hands and flopping down onto your roommate’s bed.

he took as hit, “it tastes like that one probiotic drink that you always buy.” nodding to himself, he continues, “it hits harder than i thought.”

“yea, i wanted to try a higher concentration, didn’t make that much difference.”

“how much?”

“cinco,” you answered. popping the last c from the word.

“¿qué?”

#miles morales x reader #earth 42 miles x reader #earth 1610 miles morales x reader #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #earth 42 miles morales x reader

[marsssbarrrr]

League of Villians Boys x All-Mights Daughter Reader Headcannons

yes i thought of these while rewatching season 6 shhhhh

SEASON 6 SPOILERS

Shigaraki

the two of you absolutely met while he was trying to kill you

he showed up at your apartment in the middle of the night and had you against the wall, four fingers on your face

you caught him off-guard when you smiled

“do it.”

“excuse me?”

“you heard me. do it. got nothing left to live for anyways.”

he just kinda recruited you after that

you’re quirkless but you’re good with all that techy shit

you’re able to hack into UA’s defenses and get them info that wouldn’t be available to them otherwise

he just kinda falls for you at some point

and you always kinda liked him

things move pretty slow, but he’s very possessive

you don’t realize this until about a month in

you were walking late at night when a group of guys tried to jump you

he was watching you and dusted them before you could even get a word in

bottom line, he loves you and he would do anything if it means protecting you from scumbags and heroes

anything.

Dabi

you met when you were kids

your dad was unintentionally neglectful, and he’d dragged you to some hero convention

endeavor dragged touya too

you were roughly 16, he was 17

you snuck off with him onto some secluded balcony to smoke some weed and you both just sat there

maybe you vented to each other, maybe you sat in silence

one thing stays the same though: neither of you were your father’s successors anymore, neither of you the star pupils

when he went missing, you really didn’t think anything of it. you weren’t close, but you still hoped he’d be okay

you met again years later, 21 and 22

a league member and the number one hero’s daughter

he found you in a subway, you were on your way home from a college class

when you got together, he kept you secret from the league

toga could absolutely tell something was up though

the league ended up on the run after a while, touya was always out trying to recruit people

that’s what the league thought anyway

in reality, he spent a majority of his time with you

after a while, after all for one took over shigaraki’s body, you touya didn’t visit anymore

you you found them during spinner’s very moving speech

everyone’s heads whipped toward you.

shit, all might’s daughter. they were screwed

“what’re you doing here, doll face?”

“making sure you aren’t dead.”

everyone was mildly confused and felt a little betrayed at first

eventually, they accepted you

but only after you killed that eavesdropping hero

dabi isn’t exactly possessive, per say

he just wants you safe

he knows what it’s like to have someone be overbearing, after all

he loves you, you love him

secretly, he loves that he corrupted the former number one hero’s daughter

what a slap in the face to society, right?

Compress

he saved your ass from being mugged

absolutely he did you can’t change my mind

you admired him for a while after that

your dad was confused when you became more closed off, but he didn’t really have the time to worry

he was more focused on deku. always was

neglectful parents, am i right?

compress saw how much it hurt and comforted you

you left to join the league and be with him

they accepted you with open arms

compress is all about PDA

he holds your hand, hugs you, peppers your face with kisses

when bakugo was kidnapped, he yelled at you specifically

how the hell could the number one hero’s daughter betray society like that?

compress held you that night

he’s just so doting

he steals you expensive things, usually jewelry

he just wants his princess to have everything she deserves

one night, up on the roof of that run-down shack the league was holed up in, i press found you

“what’s wrong, love?”

“…my dad. he reached out.”

you’d been gone for months

he’d only just realized you were gone

what a stand-up father.

compress sat beside you all night up on that roof

he just wants his girl to be alright

Spinner

you were the first person to look at him like he was just any other person

because of his past, that hit him hard

he was hooked fast

you weren’t willing to leave and join the league

but you bonded over your fondness for stain’s ideology

you’d both experienced first-hand how fucked society was, after all

he’s not big on pda, but in private?

he’s all over you

he hugs you from behind while you’re cooking, holds you close to him while watching things on the tv

“that smells amazing, hon.”

“i know, it’s your favorite.”

you love the shit out of him

you hold him when he’s going through touch shit, and he does the same

it hit you hard when he stopped coming around

they were on the run, not much you could do about that

still hurt, though

he somehow still finds the time to leave you gifts and notes while you’re sleeping

he can never bring himself to wake you

after all this time, even after being evacuated to UA, you still love the stupid fucker

no matter how much time you spend apart

#my hero acedamia #my hero x reader #mha headcanons #mha x reader #dabi x reader #mha shigaraki #shigaraki x reader #spinner x reader #compress x reader #boku no hero academia #mha fanfiction

[beaconfeels]

Trick or Treat! 🎃

Shhhhh imma share a secret with you that I haven’t told anyone yet: I have a Deter WIP in my files. Who better to share some of it with than you? Derek runs away to his favorite mountain meadow to try to escape his feelings for Peter. It doesn’t work.

Enough of that. He’s here for some peace this weekend. Here to clear his thoughts, get his head on straight again, no pun intended. The meadow is just around the bend and- Derek stops suddenly, breathing in. It can’t be. His steps speed up, propelling him toward the meadow as if by force. The sight that greets him makes him stop and blink: Peter, sitting by a fire, a large tent set up behind him, the evening wind ruffling his hair.

“Good evening,” Peter says pleasantly.

“How?” Derek stammers, “I didn’t even tell anyone where I was going.”

“Oh but I know you,” Peter says, and his eyes pierce Derek like an arrow, leave him breathless.

“I hope you don’t mind,” Peter says after a pause, and it sounds uncharacteristically uncertain.

It pulls Derek out of his daze with a sigh. Fuck it. This was never going to work anyway, was it?

“It’s fine,” he says, walking over and sliding the backpack off his shoulders.

Peter pats the space beside him on the log he’s sitting on, “come and sit, I’m almost done roasting these hotdogs.”

It’s not a very big log. If he sits there, he’ll be pressed right up against Peter. Which is exactly what you want anyway, a little voice in his head says, and Derek is so very tired of fighting. Let Peter figure it out. Let him be angry and disgusted, at least he won’t have to fight these feelings anymore. Peter will be out of his life for good, and maybe Derek can get some goddamn sleep. He sits.

Peter looks over and smiles at him, and his face is so close. Close enough Derek could lean forward and kiss him, if he was feeling suicidal. His hand bushes again Peter’s jeans, and he traces his finger back and forth. “All your clothing is always so soft,” he murmurs.

“That’s because I pay a small fortune for them,” Peter laughs, then adds, “I like soft things.” His finger rubs against the back of Derek’s hand for just a second before he turns back to the hotdogs.

#deter #writer asks #thanks for the ask! #and thanks for being bold about exploring all the things in fiction #it helps me be bolder too <3

[cut-small-but-deep]

Haytham Kenway NSFW Headcanons 18+

(These are my own NSFW headcanons about this handsome Templar! He’s my favorite Templar in the series! I hope you enjoy!)

A= Aftercare (How they take care of their S/O after their love/sex session)

Haytham will absolutely give you aftercare! After staring at you for longer than he’d like to admit, he would either clean you up with a cloth, or by joining you in a nice bath. He will also leave aside his Templar work for the next day, wanting to spend the night with you as long as possible.

B= Body Part (Their favorite about yours and their own body)

His favorite body part(s) of yours would probably be your lips and your neck, loving that he can kiss them as much as he’d like to. For him, he never thought about it and doesn’t really have a favorite anyway

C= Cum (Where would it go? How dirty can it get to?)

He likes it inside you and on your thighs. He loves to watch you if his cum starts dripping out of you.

D=Dirty Secret (Their secret, secret! (Shhhhh!))

He secretly would like to have a family with you, maybe even marry you. There has been one time where he’s thought of releasing on your stomach and chest as well.

E=Experience (Have they done this before?)

It’s canon that he had experience with Ziio, and he had Connor after all. So, with you, yes, he has done this before and would do it again with you only.

F=Favorite Position (Pretty self explanatory)

His favorite position is the old missionary position. But, in other places, like his comfy chairs or his desk, he wouldn’t mind bending you over or having you on top, but he has to have control.

G=Goofy (Are they funny or serious during sex?)

He is never making jokes or trying to lighten the mood. He’s very serious and intimate during these sessions, even when it gets deeper into teasing madness for you

H=Hair (How well groomed they are, does the bush look like their facial hair; in color?)

He is very well groomed, trying to keep himself clean as possible

I= Intimacy ( How intimate/romantic are they?)

He loves to make actual love to you, being very romantic and a gentleman. Though, sometimes, he can be quite the beast in bed…

J=Jackoff ( Do they do this? How much or how little? Where would they do it?)

He would rather not, thank you very much

K=Kink (Are they? What would they do?)

The only time he got kinky was when he tied you to the bed. He would rather have you be free, but it would take a lot of convincing for him to do it again. Oh yeah, slight breeding and praise kink given to you

L=Location (Where they would do the do)

His favorite places are his bed and his desk. Sometimes, he would like to do it beside his fireplace, on the floor or on his chair.

M=Motivation (What turns them on)

Sitting on his lap, mainly. He also gets horny over your style of manner, such as battling some British regulars, or winning an argument with your fellow Templars.

N=NO (Things they will NOT do!)

He will never, ever, ever, ever, EVER, want to hurt you physically or mentally. Don’t tell him to hurt you, he won’t. He also won’t do public sex, either. Semi-public… ehhh possibly. Lots of convincing and maybe for a quickie

O=Oral (Do they like it? Receiving or Giving?)

He likes both receiving and giving. If he’s horny and wants a quickie, he would prefer receiving, if he’s horny and you’re alone in his room, it depends on the place you do it. On the desk, he gives; on the bed, he wants to receive then give as a reward for your good work.

P=Pace (Are they nice and slow, rough and fast, or in between?)

He mainly is nice and slow, focusing on loving you and showing you how much he does. He’s rough and fast when he has some things on his mind, worries, and during quickies. He can be nice and rough during love sessions if you ask him to.

Q=Quickie (Do they like quickies?)

He does like them, but it’s not often. They’re mainly on his desk when he has to go somewhere soon.

R=Risk ( How Risky can they be?)

He doesn’t take risks in love, and prefers to be on the safe side.

S=Stamina (How long can they go?)

He can go for a long round, minimum of 20 minutes.

T=Toy (Modernized)

Modern wise and his time wise, no.

U =Unfair (Do they tease, how unfair can they be?)

Oh honey, he can be such a tease. He would lick you and finger you one second, waiting for you to get close to your climax, but then pull out at the last second, having this small, sexy bastard smirk. He would only go back if you beg enough, and/or just give him puppy or kitty eyes, he falls for those easy.

V=Volume (How loud are they?)

He isn’t very loud at all. Just the occasional grunts and panting which are so deep and sexy and hot to hear just by you.

W=Wild Card (Random Headcanon)

Mr. Kenway can definitely be a dilf, so bad. So can his dad, and somewhat Connor. Runs in the family and Desmond’s ancestry.

X= X-Ray (What’s it like down there?)

It’s not really big to be a scary thing for you to handle, don’t worry. But he’s still… ahem… large. When erect, it’s about 10 inches (American length)

Y= Yearning (How High is their sex drive)

It can be quite high, due to all the stresses of keeping his job intact and the people around him he deals with everyday, so he relives it with you. Sometimes, he just wants to hold you and love you without taking off any clothes or his pants.

Z= Zzz… (Sleep)

There is sometimes where you will have a kiss Goodnight and he immediately falls asleep, but then there’s sometimes when he waits for you to sleep, then sleeps himself. The bathing helps him when he’s not that sleepy yet.

#assassins creed 3 #haytham kenway #assassin's creed #oc tag #headcanon #why am i like this #this man #not safe for minors #i swear #i love him #18+ only #he’s so fine #he’s so handsome #he’s so sexy #ack

[misty-the-mysterious]

Some of my random twisted wonderland headcanons because I feel like being even more annoying on main then usual

Azul does drag and is a semi well known drag queen

Cater is nonbinary and uses she/they pronouns but hasn't come out yet because they don't want to bother anybody with using new pronouns/is always wearing like 8 masks anyway (she is so deeply troubled someone PLEASE help her oml)

Jade slowly becomes more and more alternative in his fashion during his years in NRC, including heavier and darker eye makeup and a lot of different piercings! During formal events he takes them out and uses clear studs/magic to hide the holes though. He also probably experiments with his hair style but not drastically as he enjoys matching with Floyd

Floyd wears skirts and dresses!! They're flowy and fun to spin in, plus they aren't constricting!! He loses his shit when he can find a dress/skirt with pockets

Riddle also likes wearing longer dresses and skirts, but does so very rarely due to having a somewhat strict routine with his wardrobe. (If that makes any sense aksgrksjdg)

Almost the whole cast is autistic and/or some form of queer and you literally cannot convince me otherwise

Kalim is genderfluid!

Jamil is FTM!

Idia is autistic!

Jade is autistic!

Azul is autistic!

EVERYBODY IS AUTISTIC!!!!

Look under your chair!! ITS AUTISM!!!!!!!

Anyway

The octotrio all just agreed to use he/him on land to make things easier for people, but all of them have either no gender or a gender so nebulous it cannot be described with mortal tongue. They're cool with any pronouns but when alone together, Floyd will default to she/they for Jade just cuz it feels right. Jade agrees

Azul's blood is blue!! He's self conscious about it because it's something that makes him different and he doesn't have a good track record with being different from others, but if you compliment him he gets a blue flush to his cheeks under that layer of foundation he puts on in the morning

Azul can and will carry Jade and Floyd at the same time, one in each arm. This boy is STRONG and he will use it to physically remove the tweels from causing problems (and maybe to give them affection but shhhhh)

Octotrio are qpps sorry I do make the rules

Jack, Jade, and Riddle will get together and talk plants!! They all sit in the gardens and have tea and talk about recent developments with each of their roses and cacti and mushrooms respectively

Azul and Jade are both scares of heights and get very motion sick. Brooms are rough and they're very thankful they haven't had to ride in cars too much since coming to land because that was a rough two hour trip of nonstop nausea. A plane is literally their worst nightmare. Floyd also gets slightly motion sick from cars but it takes him much longer than it does the other two, and heights don't bother him at all. He (lovingly) teases them a lot about this

Rook makes bombs in science club and Trey pretends to hate it but then they sneak off campus to blow something up together

All fae are gender funky by default. Except Sebek. That's a cis man and you can't convince me otherwise, sorry

Floyd and Jade are both mommas boys. They love their dad and respect him greatly, but mama eel just hits different.

Speaking of the Leech parents, momma Leech is the head of The Family while her husband takes the role of second in command in a sense. Grandma works behind the scenes as well, but the twins still aren't exactly sure how. She's a secretive fish.

Riddle will take a rare holiday break not to see his mom, but to hang out with Trey and Che'nya. He isn't the most knowledgeable on how one should normally spend free time with friends, but Trey and Che'nya are more than happy to lead the way. They both live for Riddle's smile and make it their personal mission to have him smile just as much as they have him cheeks puffed out red in the face with how annoyed he is with their teasing

Ortho helps Ruggie shop by mass searching what websites have the best deals for whatever he's looking for, in return Ruggie hangs out with him and tells him stories about his home and his childhood

Rook "The French Freak" hunt has locks of certain people's hair to try and make Potions to transform into them temporarily in science club. Trey is scared

I haven't slept or eaten and my brain is failing so I'm leaving it here, but I might add on later! Feel free to reblog on which headcanons you agree with or just shoot an ask to talk about them!!! The brainrot is real rn so I'm okay with social interaction for once SKSHHSOAHDBD

#twisted wonderland #headcanons #twst headcanons #twistedwonderland headcanons #brain dump #i'll probably look at this later and realize its incoherent but oh well #also if you read it all then. hi :) #my posts

[altocat]

sooo for Sephcanons, if Seph and Zack and co. Had come back from Nibelheim without finding out anything weird (ok would have been impossible the second they saw all the tanks shrug but whatever), what would have happened?

Rofl imagine if they just strolled on into the reactor, saw the tanks, went NOPE.JPG and left the second they fixed the issue.

ANYWAY...

-Sephiroth would have likely retired afterwards. The man is exhausted and needed a rest. Shinra would have made a huge stink about it, especially with Genesis still prowling around, but Seph would have gotten his way eventually because they're honestly scared of him tbh, and rightfully so.

-He spends a while in Midgar for a bit. He fully intends on finding a new home elsewhere at someplace a bit more scenic, but he still has to tie up some loose ends.

-Around this time, he comes to figure out that he miiiiight be starting to crush on Zack a bit, realizing how much they've faced together and how supportive Zack has been. He doesn't make it obvious though, especially since he knows Zack is already with someone. Things are just a bit more awkward and clumsy whenever Zack drops by to visit.

-He does find suitable company in the young infantryman, Cloud, however. The boy is obviously an adoring fanboy but Sephiroth sees similarities between them. Cloud is more than happy to follow him around, or even run errands if he asks. Sephiroth was leery and distrustful around him at first but finds that Cloud is very genuine. He supposes he doesn't mind, AND the boy really does seem to know everything about him. He takes on a kind of mentor role over time and boosts Cloud's confidence. He finds that he's happiest when he, Cloud, and Zack are together. It reminds him of the old days. As if...his old friends are back.

-Hojo occasionally stops by to goad and taunt him. Sephiroth pretty much shuts him down every single time. Their final encounter is likely the closest he has ever gotten to actually killing the scientist but he chooses to spare him because Hojo isn't worth the energy it takes to aknowledge him. Sephiroth is done with lies and mind games. Hojo is scum. And if he sees him again, he WILL kill him.

-Eventually, a good five years down the line, he decides to finally set out. He has never felt whole or fulfilled, especially working as Shinra's compliant weapon. There are secrets that he needs to figure out for himself. And if there's the chance that Genesis is still out there, he should figure out where to find him.

-To his surprise, the now-adult Cloud chooses to come with him! He figures learning under Sephiroth is more invaluable than anything under SOLDIER. Sephiroth is reluctant at first but Cloud is adamant. They're good friends at this point and Cloud is a bit more like his OG self now with some confidence.

-They spend a great deal of time travelling together. Perhaps they end up together romantically or perhaps Sephiroth finds Genesis, fixes him, and finds happiness there. Either way, it's a lot more fulfilling than war or being Shinra's tool. Zack occasionally visits them as well, giving Sephiroth plenty of close connections to heal the strain of his messy, violent life ❤️

-One day, he and Cloud happen to come across a mysterious crystal cave in the mountains. What could possibly be in there...?

.... there's also just the bad ending I mentioned before with Seph just kinda quietly having a breakdown at HQ and subsequently snapping but SHHHHH ONLY POSITIVITY HERE.

#Sephiroth #Ffvii #final fantasy vii #genesis rhapsodos #cloud strife #ff7 #Zack fair #Nibelheim #Sephcanons #crisis core #Sefikura-ish #Professor Hojo

[prismaticpichu]

hi pichu! ♡ um, if you're still wanting headcanon asks, do you have any headcanons on zack and his relationship with the turks who show up in cc? do you think they would hang out or nah?

Heya buddy! Hope you’re having an awesome day!! I’m always up for playing dollhouse with my favorite characters in my favorite little world *plops down on butt, opens toy box*

Ooooooh Zack and the Turks!! The puppy can make friends with a bus stop sign so I definitely imagine he had some good times with them :3c I’ve got about a C+ in the Turk knowledge department, but I will do my best!!

Zack & Reno had to be pals, I mean they had to! Maybe not toooo close but not distant either. I’d say default person you’d sit on a roller coaster with. They spend many afternoons conjuring up all the best pranks and gags anyone on the FACE of Gaia had ever seen. Seriously, you are NO MATCH for their unrelenting genius. I’m talking about planting whoopie cushions, replacing shampoo bottles with mayonnaise. They even have knack for doing the ol’ switcheroo with salt and pepper shakers. Team ZR button have a ball causing all sorts of shenanigans! They are the PRANK KINGS of ShinRa and no one will EVER STOP THEIR REIGN….. not counting Sephiroth and Rude who are dragging their respective nutcases back to their rooms. (Don’t worry, they’re not angry. Just disappointed.)

Zack’s relationship with Tseng is much like his with Seph or Angeal. You gotta stone-cold Turkey who is secretively melting inside whenever he’s in Zack’s presence (and don’t tell anyone, but Tseng finds knock knock jokes peak comedy.) They don’t spend too much time together as Tseng’s got the rest of the Turks to babysit, but he’s a chill dude and Zack knows that. Their mission to Banora was the first time their bond sprouted—and no, he never did get over the fact that SOLDIER pay is less! Those Lego sets aren’t gonna pay themselves, SHINRA.

Rude just outright avoids Zack when possible. He can’t handle him. How rude!

Cissnei and Zack have a very adorable relationship!! Huge “platonic pals that everyone ships on a TV show but both have partners anyway” vibe. They bonded a lot during the span of the Genesis War, Cissnei being one of the only people to remain his steady friend through the whole ordeal. She cleanses a lot of Zack’s trauma about wings, and in fact, sparks Zack’s childlike wonder of them again <3 No amount of betrayal and horror will ever destroy the PUPPER. Thanks Cissnei!! She’s also a proud member of Zack’s fan club and designs merchandise herself (but NO REPEATIES. She will dice you like an onion).

And since you’re in Pichu’s house and Nibelheim goes extinct, Cisnnei does get the chance to tell him his real name <3 (shhhhh, it’s actually just Cissnei but with two n’s instead of one.)

#crisis core #ffvii #zack fair #puppy zack fair #the turks #gobble gobble #asks