The irony of Isayama saying he’s not good at writing romantic relationships is that he’s created a story where SO MANY ships are validated.
I think this makes total sense though. In having very few canon relationships, there’s a lot of room to be vague. And with such a dynamic cast of characters, so many possible pairings are possible.
Also having so many characters die opens up many more options for individual characters who have outlived many partners.
Like the fact that “technically” Levi could have canonically had relationships with Furlan, Petra, Erwin, AND Hange is so hilarious to me. Like yeah it would be a total mess of a story line and Levi would be oh so exhausted it’s also not TECHNICALLY impossible.
Cause you know, they all died.
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why your attack on titan otp isn’t canon
eremika: what tf are y’all doing here you guys are one of the only ones who can say it’s a canon ship gtfo
levihan: you guys are cute aww these guys are like a couple of siblings❤️ cmon y’all levihan are platonic soulmates and erwin smith is RIGHT THERE
eren x annie (anieren? ereani?): touch grass. you saw one interaction and decided they were the perfect couple, this is literally the dramione of aot, the zutara of this anime. just because you’re horny doesn’t mean everyone else is, pls keep ur hormones in check<3
erwin x hange: as i was writing this post the thought occurred to me that someone might ship this and it caused me physical pain but if you ship this ig you’re cool cause i’ve never seen this ship at all so therefore i’ve never been attacked by one of you online so congrats🥳 but they’re not canon cos literally not one soul ships them so whatever
eruri: is this the right name cause ship names in this fandom go crazy sometimes. anyways these the gayest mfs i’ve ever seen and the only reason they’re not canon is cause erwin had to die. doomed ships for the win😻 but you KNOW levi was getting some behind the scenes, cmon y’all
jearmin: hajime isayama is a coward
jeanmarco: gonna be honest, i did not give two shits when marco died. idk how this is a popular ship since marco got clapped in like episode 3. i mean i can see it ig but to me they just look like friends (and that’s probably what isayama was thinking too)
beruannie: one-sided as fuck
erehisu: historia is a lesbian (“oH bUt wHaT aBoUt tHe fArMeR???” she needed a sperm donor and he was the closest one they are not in love)
jeankasa: eremika solos, sorry, mikasa will always love eren (stay sour jean✌🏼)
levi x any of the members of the 104th: they are CHILDREN and levi is a full grown, thirty something year old ADULT, if you ship any of these there’s a special cell in jail waiting for you
mobihan: who even is moblit this ship forgettable as fuck. but i mean its not bad but again isayama hates love and romance so moblit had to die (sorry mobihan lovers)
springles (aka connie x sasha): you guys they’re PLATONIC SOULMATES, and they’re portrayed as such. also niccolo exists you guys sasha and connie are just like siblings
eremin: hajime isayama is a COWARD. you CANNOT TELL ME that the whole “i will stay with you forever” interaction in the final season was not FRUITY AS FUCK, there was so much tension but isayama’s a PUSSY
reiner x historia: historia is a lesbian
pikuhan: you guys have got to stop shipping everyone you see interact
for bonus points everyone tell me the ship hou HATEEEEE i’ll go first😻:
aruani✨✨🌈🌈🌙🌙
if you want an explanation you won’t get one unless i get harassed enough thank you and good night
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Pls Kane drop eruri coded songs 🙏🏻
firstly im sorry this took so long, but this was an emotional trial pls hope u understand🙏they are not the happiest ship in the world
i have a whole spotify playlist😩but here are some highlights:
obligatory midnight sun by cinema staff
and obligatory name of love by cinema staff
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a classic perhaps? duvet by boa from levi's perspective. like it can't get MORE eruri unless their names were in the song.
on the pain agony torment scale 10/10
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francis forever by mitski from levi's pov. i hope it speaks for itself bc i can't explain without feeling gut-wrenching grief. jesus
on the pain agony torment scale 10/10
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halo by starset from levi's pov again. just... devotion :') w levi his emotions run so deep but it reflects in the song really well. also the implication that erwin is like levi's angel instead of the devil he's known as.
on the pain agony torment scale 1/10
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from erwin's pov. heat lightning by mitski. coming up on shiganshina yk.... i feel like erwin could already sense SOME conclusion was coming, although he didn't know what levi would do bc he's the one thing he could never predict (i am once again comparing them to eremika). whatever it would be tho, erwin trusted him.
on the pain agony torment scale 3/10
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UGH. wait for me by rise against from levi's pov after RtS. i need to find more happy songs...
on the pain agony torment scale 7/10
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knife prty by deftones. the SOUND of the song really helps get it across, but this is from levi's pov with ... actually letting someone in for the first time. very rough but very passionate too
on the pain agony torment scale 0/10
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in this shirt by the irrepressibles
levi's grief as usual.
on the pain agony torment scale 6/10
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the no seatbelt song by brand new
IM LOSING IT IM LOSING IT IM IN TEARS I HATE IT HERE
oh my god it hurts
erwin's feelings about levi from erwin's pov. accounts for his life on the BRINK in shiganshina though, too. possibly mid-rooftop.
on the pain agony torment scale 10/10
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say yes to heaven by lana del ray
eruri, the good ending. sort of both povs. they run away to a cabin and abandon everything, or just, you know, modern au.
on the pain agony torment scale 1/10
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love like you by rebecca sugar/from steven universe from erwin's pov
it doesn't get any more blatant than this. all of erwin's longing in a song.
on the pain agony torment scale 1/10
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tears don't fall by bullet from my valentine
UGHHHH OMG!!!!! ERWIN'S POV ALL DAYYYYYY his last moments. but like. it's not a sad song if i think of it like erwin simping for levi for 6 minutes.
on the pain agony torment scale 2/10
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i just threw out the love of my dreams by weezer from levi's pov
the song's catchiness takes away from the pain agony torment.
on the pain agony torment scale 5/10
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cirice by ghost from levi's pov. no sadness, just love
on the pain agony torment scale 0/10
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black friday by tom odell
mid-uprising and all when erwin seems to be losing himself... partly from both pov's. just everything going downhill. agony. pain. and torment of course.
on the pain agony torment scale 8/10
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