#aunty talks

[aunty-kikimora]

Did I just cast on 150 stitches while also placing markers at every 50? Sure did.

Am I SURE it's 150 with a marker at every 50? Not really.

Am I going to recount them just to be sure? ...

Nah. Whatever happens happens I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Also, can I just say, three threads of 100% merino wool with one thread of a merino/alpaca blend is just... a blessing for my hands. It's so soft...)

#knitting #aunty talks #and now I'm thinking if maybe I should cast on some more #because it doesn't seem wide enough... #decisions decisions

[me-uglypretty]

kamala's whole family is literally carol's found family. don't look at me while i cry about this.

#all lonely in space and now she has aunty muneeba calling up asking her to come over for dinner #she's like no i cant then aunty's like OK we'll come to YOU like are u ok beta??? ARE YOU TAKING CARE AND GETTING ENOUGH REST??? #i just know this happened alright #I FUCKING KNOW IT #the marvels #carol danvers #captain marvel #kamala khan #ms marvel #me-uglypretty talks

[dawnbreakersgaze]

I've had the world's shittiest day, so I'm rewarding myself for not doing a self yeet into the Kansas river by drawing Rafayel looking extra slutty all sprawled out in the sunlight of his studio, while I drink a boba tea. Thank God for my wonderful husband and boba tea.

Self care ♡🧋

#this is a rare moment yall get to see my undersketching layers #theyre messy as fuuuuck #good luck deciphering them lol sorry #lnds #love and deepspace #lads #l&ds #love & deepspace #rafayel #for those of you who pay attention- this was the special version i was talking about lol #yes- there will be a dick imprint in that drop cloth dont you worry auntie kay gottchu baby

[gothiccharmschool]

Letting people know: Dad was in the hospital for 5 days. He's doing much better now and is back home. YAY!

So if I seemed scattered or didn't reply to things, that's why.

#auntie jilli talks about family #dealing with aging parents is DIFFICULT

[mariatesstruther]

okay but sarah celebrating tommy every year for mother’s day

#who needs a mommy when you got a tommy #the first time shes does this its preschool teacher maria’s idea #shes four and mothers day is coming up and its usually a hard time for her so joel lets maria know just in case she has any behavioral issue #miss maria is like 🫡 i gotchu #she makes sure to emphasize to the kids that families are all different #they spend every day of may leading up to mother day reading books exploring diversity in families and talking about what mom really means #that it doesnt have to be the person who had you in their tummy or a girl or even a person we call mom #for example miss maria’s real mommy wasnt so nice growing up so miss marias TRUE mommy is just her daddy and her auntie rose #because those are the people that loved her no matter what and kept her safe and taken care of and fed #thats all mom is #it just means someone thats there for you every day and loves you and cares for you #someone who is one of your favorite people and who would say the same about you #all the kids go around and say who they think are their moms #mosy say some iteration of ‘mommy’ and ‘mama’ or ‘grammy’ #but then baby ellie says ‘tess and auntie marlene’ #and baby sarah says ‘uncle thommy’ #one of the other littles says ‘daddy and miss maria’ 😭 #and they all make heart cards for their mommy firgures #they cant write or really read anything but a few letters yet #(even though hyperlexic baby sarah does have pretty incredible letter recognition for her age) #so they tell miss maria what to write on their cards and then decorate with oil pastels #sarah’s says dear uncle tommy thank you for being my mommy you are so funny and i love when we play horsey and princesses. happy mommy day #when he picks her up at the end of the day shes like HI MOMMMMM all giggly and hes like ????? hi???? whats this???? OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT #and when he does and read it he literally drops to his knees to hug her and cry #because theres really nothing more precious than his little angel his baby his best girl #thats tommys DAUGHTER DO YALL UNDERSTAND?????? #miss maria watching them from the cubbies like: godDAMN theyre so cute #the next day tommy brings her a oat milk chai from her favorite coffee shop as a thank you because it meant a lot to him and shes like ???? #how did u know???? and hes like my brother and you ran into each other there last week yeah? he told me abt it i asked for your order #and shes like 🥹🥰🫠 thanks

[caitlynmeow]

Donna knows her niece so well lmao

No, but really, Cassandra can't get more precious than this, she's so wholesome and adorable it's unreal.

Since she's easily influenced, baby must be protected at all costs!!

#my girl lives for the drama #and honestly? everyone loves her for it #my precious baby bean <3 #house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #resident evil village #daniela dimitrescu #resident evil 8 #bela dimitrescu #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #headcanon #resident lover #donna beneviento #no no its how donna ADORES her #u cean hear that tang of worry in her voice #bc cass acts all high and mighty but she's just... vulnerable #like if donna is worried about you girly you're in too deep #anyway donna being loving protective auntie adds years to my life #im happy with this knowledge thank you for coming to my ted talk

[wolfofcelestia]

It's so funny to me that people say Zayne isn't popular in China because

Speaking as a Chinese person, Zayne is the most asian character I've ever seen in an otome game

He's literally the perfect son, husband, etc that any old school asian family wants/expects

He's hard working, level-headed, and he's not only a fucking doctor, but he's the head of his department!!!

I know people are going to point to his personality next but being openly affectionate doesn't exactly run rampant in our cultures. And honestly, as someone almost as tsundere as he is, I'm fine with that

I don't need him making out with MC in broad daylight out in the open if he's dropping hints that he's gonna put her through a marathon when they get back home. Flirty pick up lines are fun sure but I'd rather hear/see him watch out for MC's wellbeing because he cares about her

And you can't tell me that man isn't affectionate with his words either. The way he drops one-liners about how much he loves you or wants your hands on him when you least expect it just gives his words all the more power to them

He's not even usually the type of character I go for and yet, I got trapped in his stability, in his reliability

And I don't think I'm getting out any time soon

#shut up elara #What made you fall for him in the first place #We don't talk about that #Something something I'm too sub to not like him as a Dom #also lmao at people saying they can’t handle his bluntless #have you ever met a chinese aunty before

[bruciemilf]

Peter B got "Here's a tip; Don't watch the eyes. Watch the hands" from his Felicia Hardy 100%

#LISTEN I CANT HELP IT I SHIP THE TRASH MAN WITH THE LITERAL GODDESS #peter b getting these amaizngly hot strong badass ppl by being a funny snark machine is sooo #give miles a fun auntie #felicia can help him talk to girls #he tries tne Hey thing on her and she's like. and who thought you that? #miles: my uncle aaron. felicia: was he single too? #peter b parker #felicia hardy #spidercat #peter x felicia #little meow meows #text #spiderverse

[callme-batlesbian]

we need kara and lena as wives at least in one episode of superman & lois. the potential in that chapter, just imagine:

4.01: Supergirl & Lena

#supercorp #kara and lena being the best aunties for the kent-lane boys #supergirl #lena luthor #superman #superman and lois #dc comics #melissa benoist #katie mcgrath #lena and lois talking about the fear of having their dumbass kryptonian in constantly danger

[sarah-yyy]

first year on the job: must always dress nice!! make up always on point!!! must look put together even if i'm 3 secs away from a mental breakdown!!!! fifth year on the job (aka now): combing my hair before i leave my house is already the biggest show of respect to you tbh

#in my auntie-era now!!! #big hair clip messy hair #make up limited to lipstick (and only because i like it) #can't remember the last time i voluntarily put on heels #have a warm cardigan hanging around because i'm always cold #cup of warm water in my hand always #sarah talks about herself

[aunty-kikimora]

Funny, how for someone considered by most people who know me to be an impulsive little ball of anger with a short fuse, it took me Literal Years to dig my way to that little girl who stomps her feet and wants to scream and tell her that, you know what, you are RIGHT to be mad that everything sucks, you are RIGHT to be angry that no one notices that something's wrong. Because who's supposed to realize that? You, little girl, who doesn't have the frame of reference to know that your struggles aren't common and that you're not somehow worse because everyone else seems to be doing fine? Or one of the grown ups?

I AM right to be mad that no one noticed that something's not right when I was younger. And I AM right to be mad that, since no one did, I have to disentangle this mess now, when I'm thirty, have episodes of depression, my sense of self worth is shot to shit and some of my habits are so settled they seem immovable.

So yeah, little me, stomp your feet and be angry. I sure am angry now.

#aunty talks #from therapy #personal #I think this was the first time I allowed myself to be honestly angry #damn but this shit doesn't pull its punches

[thrassisfras]

Antagonists responding to Gwydion Being A Paladin with "You're kind of harshing the vibe dude" will never not be funny to me.

#plot twist: gwydion knows it's annoying and that's why he does it #yes yes nobility and honor and all that - but he knows TALKING about that stuff isn't going to change an antagonist's mind #not quickly anyway #so he may as well be annoying #oc: gwydion #bg3 spoilers #bg3 raphael #auntie ethel

[dawnbreakersgaze]

So I know most people understand otome is fantasy and these situations are fake but I've seen an uptick in folks being sad that they'll never find their 'perfect Dr. Zayne' or whatever because "men aren't like that"

I'm here to tell you that there are actual men out there who will see that you had a shit day, fuck you until you can't remember your name, carry you to the shower, lovingly wash you, help you get dressed, go buy you boba tea, make you dinner, and let you sit in the comfy chair all night while you cackle like a gremlin about silly internet things.

That shit IS real. Don't be discouraged. You too can have these things and I promise they're out there for you ♡

#besties i just want you to know you dont have to feel like this is unattainable #this SHOULD BE YOUR GOAL not your “if only” #kay's personal #kay's mumbles #i dont ever go personal on here but yall are breaking my heart talking about “settling for less than” im crying for yall #you deserve this #if he aint leaving you wobbly and then buying you boba you find someone who will- you hear me? #auntie Kay has spoken

[wrenhavenriver]

Speak with Dead | Blinded Elf

[What can you tell me about Ethel?] Does it matter? Nothing matters...without...my baby girl...

#baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #baldursgateedit #bg3edit #gamingedit #auntie ethel #kgifs #kgifs: bg #flashing #eye horror tw #i hadn't used speak with dead the whole game and then suddenly tried it on a whim figuring ethel's victims would have interesting dialogue #and holy shit this made me sad #definitely going to try a wizard necromancer run at some point and just talk to Everyone Ever #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers

[milimeters-morales]

Pavitr: all the girls i know can throw entire trucks into the sky and they’re so niceys to me when we aren’t trying to kill each other

Pavitr: well i think they’re girls??? idk

Maya Auntie, wondering if the city air is getting to him: mhm,

#he’s talking about gwen miles hobie margo miles g. peni and charlotte . #YES GAYATRI INCLUDED. AND MEERA. IN MY HEART #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #spiderman india #maya auntie #maya prabhakar #m&m posts

[beechaotic]

So, I was outside of Crime Alley today to just see how things were going. I decided to stop in a store to pick up some groceries. We needed food, so what was the harm?

Well, I go to the tea aisle, hoping to treat myself, and I am greeted by something that my adoptive Auntie and Uncle would scream at.

THIS heinous act was on the bottom shelf:

It was a whole section of teas called this! They call themselves a Chai company. Auntie and Uncle would be disappointed in you, Oregon Chai.

@kamala-msmarvel-khan, @ask-pavitr, you must suffer with me. Inner Gotham is horrible. I will never shop here again. 0/10 experience all because of this.

#it’s CHAI #not chai tea #chai MEANS tea! #I showed this to the Indian couple I talk to #(the ones who give me free chai) #and they just stared at it for a solid minute #completely baffled #and then Auntie says: #“I know Americans have terrible education #but this is a new low” #this is the last time I shop for tea in Inner Gotham #fuck whoever did this #you are stupid and the education system failed you