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#babel incorrect quotes
koiwynn · 6 months
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robin: i want my oven to heat up
ramy: get inside you’ll toast it real warm
ramy: wow i tried to be smooth and i failed
robin: did you just tell me to kill myself?
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star-trek-dumb-comics · 8 months
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #75
Guess who's rewatching TOS for the gazillionth time ?????
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star-trek-shallot · 13 days
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[During the events of Journey to Babel]
Kirk: We need a doctor!
Sarek, nudging Spock: That should've been you.
Spock: Not now, Father.
Sarek: Not asking for a computer scientist, are they?
Spock: Father, seriously, there is a medical emergency happening right now.
Sarek: Why don't you save the patient as a PDF and see if that helps?
source: @delahuntagram on X
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 months
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ROSE: Don't you understand!? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet!
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yourlocalnetizen · 1 year
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Richard Lovell: You know Robin, you're almost like a son to me.
Robin Swift: I don't mean to scare you, but I am your son.
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fangruninsimp · 1 year
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Robin: shit.
Griffin, upending the table: WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT ROBIN TO SWEAR??
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la-tour-de-babel · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes #11
Gallois : Que faites vous ? Allemand : Haut-Alémanique est en train de piquer une crise. Il refuse d'ouvrir la porte. Gallois : Laissez moi faire. Alsacien : Pas la peine de perdre ton temps. On est là depuis une heure et ce sale con prend même pas la peine de répondre. Gallois, sans même frapper à la porte : Haut-Alémanique ? Haut-Alémanique, ouvrant la porte : Oui ?
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jipuragi · 3 years
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Han-seo, on the phone: Hey Vincenzo, can I borrow 500,000 won?
Vincenzo: Why the hell do you need 500,000 won?
Han-seo: For an escape room.
Vincenzo: What kind of escape room costs so much?
Han-seo: Jail.
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Vincenzo: For the last time, WHO BROKE INTO THE BASEMENT LAST NIGHT??
Miri: I’m no snitch
Vincenzo: Alright we’re going to do this differently
Vincenzo: Tag someone who broke into the basement last night to take out the gold
Miri: Lmfaoooo @Han Seo that’s so us
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Incorrect Quotes Nº1
MMS : It's so beautiful out here.
SMS : Yeah. Just me, you, and the moon ...
The Moon (which turns out to be the readers) : HEY, you two should KISS!
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incorrectrdbd · 2 years
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S: Omg.
S: *gửi hình wikipedia Tháp Babel*
S: Z cái tháp này là lí do t phải học tiếng lòi cl á hả?
Leb: Các ngành ngôn ngữ cảm tạ tháp Babel!
S: Sinh viên ngôn ngữ thì ko.
Leb: Dit me thap Babel.
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crackhead-fiends · 4 years
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Aoyama: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach... warmed by the sun... unaware of the trials an tribulations of sentient life...
Koda: Do you need to talk
Aoyama: I wish I was a croissant
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star-trek-shallot · 2 years
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*During the events of Journey to Babel*
Spock: The procedure is very complicated. That's why we needed to get an expert.
Bones: Yeah? Who did you get?
Spock:
Bones:
Bones: Oh, right. That's me...yes...
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Sarek: In the future, I will be 15% more forthcoming on personal details and 5% more physically affectionate.
Spock:And I will adjust in kind, while also implementing a 12% increase in impromptu communication.
Kirk: Oh, this is such a beautiful moment. Are you guys hugging? It feels like a hugging moment.
Spock: In the workplace?
Sarek: Don't be absurd.
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very-correct-kh · 5 years
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Sora: Life is worth living, even if it hurts you, even if you hurt in it.
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fangruninsimp · 1 year
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Lovell: You know I had a son once.
Robin: I'm right here.
Lovell: Sometimes I can hear his voice...
Robin: I'm RIGHT HERE!
Lovell: If only there was some way to find him... but alas.
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