Okay it's DRIVING ME CRAZY
Stop forGETTING MY BOY D:<
Koda Kouji is a gift and a delight and YA'LL SHOULD BE OVERJOYED TO WORK WITH HIM!! He is the ultimate, very polite, would also probably shank a b if they were mean to fluffy animals, mcguffin! Friend shaped!
I am reading "yes but WHAT IF.... Izuku was feral child? Animal baby?" Type fics?
And?? I am? Going to pull my fucking hair out? Spit blood?
Oh noooo? A language barrier! They child can't speak human dialects! If ONLY will lived in a SUPERPOWERED SOCIETY or something! You FUCKERS D:< this is starting to verge on MEDICAL NEGLECT!
Take that feral, trash covered, meat thresher of a wolverine child to a TELEPATH. An EMPATH. There HAS to be a specialist pediatricians office for nonverbal kids! Your HEROS. You can ask AROUND. There HAS to be laws on the book for "a hero needs you, random citizen, to use your Very Weirdly Specific Quirk for just this one thing, under supervision"!
Look up animal quirks! Role up to Koda's house like "hello extended cinnamon rolls: the family!" And ask them to use the various variants of their Quirk to see if they can understand him.
Yeah, maybe you'll need to play telephone! Have him talk to the animal who says "he says X" and vice versa. But like? Kids are much more likely to WORK with you? If they know what the fresh FUCK is going on and what you are asking of them!
Does it solve anything long term? No. He still can't understand jack shit. Has to learn human dialects. But at least he's not sitting there going "what the fuck is happening and WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?"
He's 5! Try harder!!! Aaaaaaaaaa-!!!!!!!
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Iida: I’m alway so impressed by your analysis journals, Midoriya-kun.
Izuku: Thanks, Iida-kun! I appr-
Bakugo, reading the journal: What is this blurb at the bottom for Koda?
Izuku, trying to take that away: Oh, that’s nothing-
Bakugo, reading out loud: ‘Koda could literally execute someone by tying their limbs to horses and have them ride off in separate directions.’
Class 1-A, terrified:
Iida: Oh my lord.
Izuku: I mean, he could.
Bakugo: What dark place does your mind go to, nerd? Goddamn.
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MHA 2.23 - Stripping the Varnish - part 1
First watch, no spoilers! Tell me if you want to be added to a taglist.
Aoyama: 'We are in the middle of an exam, hanging on for dear life, and getting sucked into a black hole. ...So, are you thinking about your crush on our resident broccoli babe?' You know what, he delivered optimum drama and I respect it.
They passed! At first I thought this was the worst timing to bring up Uraraka's crush, but it was actually the best time. I don't know if Aoyama is smarter than I realized, or if it is coincidental that his gossip girl tendencies paid off for them.
Out of context, this screenshot is absurd af. 'mELtINg tHe pRiNcIpAL bAd, hAhA.' You know, deep down, they would not be that sad if the principal had a melt-death, lol. Just look at those cheeky little smiles.
What kind of Rocket Raccoon backstory? Who was experimenting on him and why? Why would someone want to make a hyper intelligent little bear? What if he is secretly a villain? Maybe letting Mina melt him isn't a bad idea after all. My head is spinning.
What are these nutso background facts about the UA staff? He hosts a radio show from 1AM-5AM - WHEN DOES HE SLEEP? Is his high-energy pure caffeine? Aizawa should be bringing Mic a matching sleeping bag to work everyday.
Not to mention the little trivia that he made everyone's ears bleed the second he was born. Honestly, iconic of him.
If someone told me I had to communicate with bugs, I would cut them out of my life forever. Koda's meltdown is so justified.
And the cutest moment of the episode award goes to -
I wonder what Koda and his family's character design is based on? It is very unique.
He speaks! Jirou really carried this exam and used both of their quirks in such a smart way. I love these kinds of episodes where I get to see the side-characters shine.
OH FFFFFFFFFFU---------------------NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They killed him. RIP Present Mic, killed by centipedes and two high schoolers. May his soul ascend to DJ heaven. The world will be a quieter place without him. Bless.
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CATBOY OJIROOOOOOO
like, if you have a cat you understand sometimes you just want to bully them but Sato is just super unaware and is viewing it differently
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