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fever-dreamer97 · 3 days
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Bakugo, reading Izuku’s post-it note he left for him: ‘I love you!’
Bakugo, blushing: Tch nerd. Wait, there’s another note. ‘I wish I could say the same - Todoroki’
Bakugo, flips the note off: Well, screw you too, IcyHot!
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 1 month
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Aizawa: …And then she came up to me and said “Hi, sorry to bother you but I wanted to give you my number because you look so much like my first husband” Present Mic: Ms Joke has never been married Aizawa: ...Oh Present Mic: What did you say to her? Aizawa: "Well you look nothing like mine" Present Mic: If I wasnt already your first husband I'd ask you to marry me
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months
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Police, arresting him: You have the right to remain silent.
Kaminari: Ah, but not the ability.
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writersmorgue · 7 months
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Sero Hanta as Tony Hawk tweets
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homos-in-training · 10 months
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Incorrect MHA-54 (DekusquadxReader)
Y/n: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
Izuku: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
Todoroki: A realist sees the train coming
Iida: THE TRAIN DRIVER SEES 3 IDIOTS STANDING ON THE TRACKS
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Bakugo: WHO THE HELL MADE DINNER?
Y/N: I did.
Bakugo: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DIDN’T DO A SHIT JOB!
Y/N: *Turns to look at Kirishima*
Kirishima: That’s high praise from Bakugo.
Midoriya: With a compliment like that, he’s practically in love with you.
Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DAMN NERD.
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lymmielove · 6 months
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Midoriya : I told Mr. Aizawa that we'd be responsible for the duration of this trip!
*Grocery Store on Fire in the Background*
Bakugou : Now why the fuck would you lie to him like that?
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BNHA Characters x Quotes from my friendgroup
“It’s just me, my pretty face, and my two brain cells against the world.” -Uraraka
 
“Stop making fun of me accurately!” -Midoriya, to Bakugo
 
Kirishima, about to have another emo phase: “I’m gonna become the darkness.”
Bakugo: “You’re the sunshine, shut up.”
 
“I drank 800 milligrams of caffeine yesterday but I didn’t see God because that bastard’s too scared of me.” -Aizawa
 
“What if - and here’s a concept - I vibe checked myself.” *punches self in face* “Okay, that didn’t work.” -Kaminari
 
“I’ve u’d my last wu” -Shinsou
 
“Life is a highway and I’m the dead possum you pass going 80 miles an hour” -Todoroki
 
“I’m gonna be so mad if no one responds to my deez nuts joke in the family group chat” -Mina, texting the Bakusquad
 
Todoroki: “Are you that offended at being compared to me?”
Bakugo: “Yes.”
 
“For the fast and easy price of free and right now, you can shut the fuck up.” -Jirou
 
“I am on the struggle bus and I can’t get off” -Rody, for the entirety of World Heroes Mission
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fever-dreamer97 · 13 hours
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Izuku: You know what’s bigger than it actually is?
Bakugo: First off, not even gonna say it. Second, what?
Izuku, leaves and comes back with a stoplight: A stoplight!
Bakugo:…Where the hell did you get that?
Izuku: Not important.
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Izuku: Kacchan, hi!! Kirishima said that you have something cool to show me!?
Katsuki: *wordlessly holds up his hands to show Izuku*
Izuku: YOU PAINTED YOUR NAILS GREEN!?
Katsuki: I painted my fucking nails green.
Izuku: This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me *tearing up, hugs Katsuki*
Katsuki: *Grumbling* Whatever. (He's thrilled that Izuku likes his nails)
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mha-quotes-and-such · 3 months
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Aizawa: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Present Mic: That's great! Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years
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AllMight: Hey, Aizawa? Did You ever want support items aside from your capture weapon???
Aizawa: ....I tried a jet pack once...
AllMight: A JET PACK???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
Aizawa: Nope. I attached it to my sleeping bag for fast transport with a layer of protection.
AllMight: Well...what happened???
Aizawa: I discontinued the jet pack...
Aizawa: because Mic was TERRIFIED.
AllMight: Did he think you'd crash?
Aizawa: No, he thought I looked like a giant caterpillar with rocket boosters.
Mic: Yeah I threatened to break up with him.
Aizawa: he was crying
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months
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Bakugo: So… you’re icyhot and Dabi’s cousin??
Shell: Yep
Bakugo: And you came all the way here, to UA, to become a hero, just to kick Dabi in the ankles really hard?
Shell: Mhm
Bakugo: Because he pulled your hair when you were five?
Shell: Yessir
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writersmorgue · 5 months
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Everything. All of it.
The return of Sausagey anon!! Thanks shawty!
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