#back to the beginning one shot

[ordordordordord]

thinking about transfem sanji and "apparently-bisexual-now" zoro.

Sanji comes back to sabaody post ts with long hair and fem presenting, yet kicks zoros ass even harder than before and he's immediately smitten.

Zoro who's never been attracted to a woman before, but now all he can think of is sanjis long hair and pretty eyes and "yeah, okay, I guess this is it now."

#Rotating them in my brain so bad #They make me so ill I need to be shot #Also yes this is implied t4t because of course #Trans zoro 4 the win #Zoro thought sanji was hot before but now she's back and just so much more comfortable and confident with herself and zoro is STRUGGLING #Like she's so vibrant and happy and he's like #Like so in love he can't even begin to understand it. Just knows that Sanji is strong and pretty and kind and he's so lost on her #He looks at her like she's the sun itself and the crew is so goddamn tired of them #Op #one piece #Zosan #Sanzo #transfem sanji #T4t #sanji #zoro #Not tagging transmasc zoro because it's not said in the post but just know that it IS implied

[murk888]

Random pieces of everything!

Just some sketches. And a cropped part of a picture that I will never ever post fully! ehehe ~

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #spamton #big shot era #big shot spamton #deltarune #in the first one I tried to kinda build his body around my previous art of him. I think the clothes came out nice #walk walk walk #went there tall and came back smol #i guess he can transform at will pfft hehe #and in these last ones he... he begins to resemble a human with his face... omg... #HE'S EVOLVING #oh my goodness #im scared #aaand I'm making his suit more and more 3D!! ohh yeeees(≖ᴗ≖) #guess why that one pic is cropped. #...self-insert! YEAHHH!!! and I'm not emba- #I am in fact embarrassed. Hence why only Spamtong is for you to see. I'm giving you the privilege of seeing only him!! #his private life should stay private right? ;) #AHEHHSE omg. what. #HAVE A NICE DAY BYE #.......just imagine that it's your shoulder or something ok

[hollypies]

Redrawing/remaking my HLVRAI flowercrown au!! Benrey and Gordon are up first!! (If anyone's curious you can go looking for my old flowercrown au stuff, just be noted its was made four years ago LOL and all the old info is completely irrelevant) click for better quality, tumblr killed it 💀

Up next, Tommy and Gman Coolatta!

In the old version of the plot for this au, it had a lot to do with it being a game and such. However over the years it's changed! No longer a game, instead the Rescas explosion seemed to have had a .. strange affect on Gordon, due to him being right next to it. At least, that's what they all believe at first.

#art #help how do i anatomy #gordon freeman hlvrai #gordon hlvrai #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai #hlvrai benrey #benrey #benrey hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #hlvrai au #hlvrai benry #hlvrai art #basically! during this au each time Gordon dies he “respawns” back at the beginning. right agter the rescas explosion #however he cant bring his body back quite right each time. the different flowers represent who killed him. and the plave of injury . #benrey killed him first. through the eye. it was a misunderstanding! they were just messing around and Gordon . they thought he wasnt human #because he doesnt seem human anymore? they sense it. (so can tommy but that didnt stop tommy from yelling at benrey immediately after) #only as soon as benrey opens their eyes again theyre right back at the beginning and Gordon is trying to pull a flower from his eye. the #the same eye they shot through. augh fuck. anyway benrey is the first to remember. dr coomer and bubby are next to remember ( #the betrayal and then the clones killing Gordon and then being brought back to the beginning. even more flowers. one less arm #tommy remembers last. an accidental kill. #Gordon doesnt “technically” remember! and each time hes brougt back he seems to believe the flowers are almost normal. just rescas stuff. #he can even still see out of his other eye? its fine probably. (everytime he rips a flower petal it hurts. like hes tearing through skin) #flowercrown au #feel free to send asks about flowercrown! i will answer and yhen kiss you with tongue /joke!

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

#He's like one of those huge ass frogs that stand up all weird and just screech “REEEE" whenever she gives affection back at first #He's “dead”. His soul has left his body #“Ugh. BE MY WIFE” #like I know I have Odysseus being the “romantic” one currently in my stuff that I've shared but it's just that he was all in from the #beginning but it took her longer to “warm up to it”/believe it. Also with her being SICK in my fic right now. she's not able to do much #but she's just as lovey dovey and cuddly. she's just SICK right now and she was in denial in the beginning. #*kissing his face a bunch while he's sleepy* “You decide to attack me when I'm at my weakest?” *makes a loud “Mwah” sound on his cheek* #I love them soooooo much #odypen #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #Water Wife

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! It's weird question time again! So that doctor I mentioned before that I wanted to make a dog plushie for because he has improved my quality of life so much* (and also inexplicably reminds me of like a greyhound or a borzoi) is my endocrinologist And, as my endocrinologist, he recommended back in December that I go see a rheumatologist, because he thinks I might have rheumatoid arthritis**. The staff at his office have been trying to get a rheumatologist for four months now. I know that, because yesterday I got a call from the rheumatologist's office and the nurse I spoke to said "Your doctor's office has been very...persistent about getting you this appointment" So now I kinda want to get something for the whole office? But idk what I could get them or make them. Like, in non-medical contexts I'd make cookies or brownies for a group, but I can't bring cookies to a doctor's office. I mean, I guess I could, but if I were them I would definitely not eat them, and I run the risk of allergy-ing a fellow patient. Is there like a gift basket or gift card or thank you card or something you can recommend?

*I mean he maybe should have found a diagnosis before offering me steroids about it but the low dose steroids have made such a HUGE difference in my quality of life I am thrilled with Tennessee's weird (to me, with my experience in California) medical practices **I don't think I have enough joint pain for it to be rheumatoid arthritis, but he's like the fourth doctor to tell me it's weird that when I got hives they usually started on joints, so maybe I'm wrong? I have the weird version of enough medical things that at this point I would not be surprised if I had Weird Rheumatoid Arthritis.

#the person behind the yarn #I want to show my appreciation to these people! #but in a not-super-weird way #because they are my doctors and I want them to think I am a normal human who is rational #so they continue to treat me well. because I am a little paranoid about that with doctors #because of That One Guy at the local urgent care back in socal #who decided one day I had anxiety instead of. you know. allergies. #and he saw me before the allergies got super bad when it was just moderate hives and gave me anxiety meds about it #and then like a year later I was in the beginning stages of a severe allergic reaction #which I knew by then was going badly so I went to the urgent care (like my doctor told me to!) to get steroids for it #and the same guy gave me anxiety meds again and sent me home #I had to go back the next day to get steroids #and the second doc took one look at me and like left the room to go set up a steroid shot #I was COVERED in hives #anyway it both makes me appreciate good doctors #and makes me want to try very hard to make them think I am Not Anxious #something both normal to want and possible to achieve lol

[pianokantzart]

Okay, we know that Mario and Luigi spent their life savings on the commercial, but how did they get the money for the van and its custom paint job? Hear me out: what if... let's say... Luigi raked together some extra cash by putting his poker skills to work? Maaaybe behind his brother's back to try and surprise him?

#what if the reason the van's so cheap is because he had to back out early because he was beginning to upset the wrong people? #what if Mario had to come to his rescue and give him a LONG talking to? #headcanons #mario movie #super mario brothers #tempted to make a one-shot ngl

[seventh-district]

so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.2 #hsr spoilers #hsr leaks #the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am #i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before #but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one #so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days #it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me #but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and #gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it #and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story #not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know #but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game #anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :) #and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream #pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we #i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see- #-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out.. #the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!) #i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!? #they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing #Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it #and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet #also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow. #that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!! #not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good #Seven.txt #viddy game stuff

[lover-of-mine]

That's my emotional support goalie who stopped 45 shots in his 4th straight start this week including a back to back your honor

#my edit #nico daws #nhl #nj devils #new jersey devils #nhl stadium series 2024 #daws #devils ❤️ #he stopped 130 shots THIS WEEK #do you understand that?????? #ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SHOTS STOPPED THIS WEEK #they had a back to back with travel in between and he started in all 4 games #im so obsessed with him is not even funny #like OH MY GOD #sorry schmid but why were we hiding him in the comets in the beginning of the season again???????? #insane #like INSANE #also hes adorable

[cutemeat]

never wont lose my mind over Glenn’s choice to frame the scene like this and have Mac pointing towards Dennis before delivering the line “yeah.. that’s the one.” like OK!!! OK!

#macden #macdennis #the beginning of my insane amount of re-watching this show over n over again all began with the 2 week period wehere i did nothing but #rewatch this ep n take notes. it did things to my brain #like glenn rewatching the show pre-s14 rlly shows cuz all the directing choices made in Macden Break Up came very much back into play here #with the Walls... ugh. sunny motifs u kno #ITS SHOWIN THAT DEN IS STILL THE CAT KEEPIN HIMSELF IN THE WALL!!! IT BRINGS BACK A SIMILAR SHOT FROM MACDEN BREAK UP!! #like... dennis FEELS like theres a wall between him n mac. but its invisible. n mac wont just TURN AROUND even tho he knows yeah Dennis.. #hes the one! his guy... his LEADING MAN #JUST TURN AROUNDDD #but the thing is there IS a wall n its invisibile so DENNIS cant see how his own insecurity n fear of taking a risk is holding himself back #from what his hearts always wanted.. which is just the same exact core conflict of Macden Break Up... in reality they never addressed that #problen so this ewas a smart way to bring it back around before we open up our Real macden storyline in s14/s15...the Set Up.. the Act i... #parker posts

[robinsteve]

“lucas, i’m scared. i’m so scared. i’m so scared. i don't wanna die. i’m not ready. i don't wanna go! i’m not ready.” if the duffers kill max in s5 after that we will be having words.

#not only would it destroy the message of hope and perseverance in the face of personal struggles- the message that’s been a consistent #thread through all four seasons- it would make max’s first “death” scene incredibly pointless when it could have been #so impactful had it been real #obviously i very much want max alive and healthy and happy but there’s something so cinematic and so awe-inspiring about that #shot of max in lucas’ arms with el by her side and the blue light bouncing off their blood-and-tear-soaked faces #before the camera draws back and begins to spin over them... anyway. my point is: #i will be very angry if they end up killing max via coma when they had OPTIONS. well. one option. but it was a really extraordinary option. #her death in s5 despite /everything/ would cheapen the final season immensely and would come off as almost laughably #desperate- but above all so so CRUEL to max and her friends #if she can't live and she can't just die in the attic don't prolong her and her friends' suffering for a far less impactful departure #and furthermore if she can’t live don’t purposefully degrade the meaning and remove the consequences #of a visually and emotionally stunning moment to string along viewers who want to know if max is going to be okay either!!!! #they're already on thin ice from the whole 'el revives max' thing (which i will expand upon in another post) but i've made my peace with it #because it kept max alive and it would actually tear me in two if she died for real but even so. thin fucking ice. to drag max over to #another season after all of that fragile ice walking- only to pass on resolving her arc in a careful way- would be devastating. #in terms of emotional and visual impact we have ‘max actually dying in the creel attic’ up /here/ #(imagine my hand hovering slightly above my hairline) #‘max pulling through the coma and learning to survive and thrive’ right /here/ (hand at eyeline) #and ‘max dying at the hospital’ allllll the way down /here/ (hand at stomach) #which would really fucking SUCK #to be clear i think she’s going to pull through the coma (thank god) because a) the duffers are cowarddddds and b) narrative reasons that #i don’t have enough time energy or tag space to elaborate on #but i also have trust issues from this season so i can envision a scenario in which they metaphorically pull the rug out from under #us and we all riot at dawn together <3 #max mayfield #stranger things #s4 spoilers #** #millie talks #st 4

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

x. average sci-fi milf

#he's so star wars imperial. so star trek starfleet command uniform. to me. #myevilposts #pete wentz #he just looks like he's five seconds away from giving a monologue made up of mostly dumb sci-fi jargon for me to spend #five hours at least dissecting relative to the rest of the then lore vs current lore/the recontextualized emotion behind his character #that wasn't established for at least another decade. tbh! #or rip this tunic off to reveal a white tank top underneath and go crawling through a fucked up insane looking #computer room looking ass engine room on the space ship he was stationed as second or third command on. tbh. #in an effort to save his co-workers/co-habitants/friends/family/humanity itself from the ship going down by sabotage and #he winds up having to dig deep into his psyche and confront some hard truths about himself and the horrors #of capitalism before whipping out a blaster and shooting up the shape shifting monster that was hiding itself as a crate in the corner. #the monster shape shifts into his dead/ex lover/friend and begs for mercy as it begins bleeding out. pete bites back tears #and gives a one-liner worthy of arnold. like 'you're appealing to emotions that i simply do not have.' single tear rolls down his cheek #as he fires a second shot at the monster killing it for good this time. it changes back to its normal form that is like some #weird blue tentacle puppet monster. pete wipes sweat off his forehead and shrugs his tunic back on as a kind of cape and #walks off. credits roll as he returns to command center and takes his rightful spot as captain because like only a couple/maybe none #of the other people lived. #pete probably being so hyped to be in a weird sci-fi thing vs his acting skills. fight!

[sysig]

I’ll be fine, I just have to get it all out of my system (Patreon)

#Doodles #Spoiler alert: It has been got out of my system by this point lol #I had a bad writing day and it was terribly demotivating :P I've gotten over it lol #It was an Offline Monday and the previous several days had been such good writing days! To the point where I was worn out lol #But not recognizing that and expecting to just be able to Keep Going - well it led to a minor crash lol #Again nothing bad just complainy and demotivating I'm fine ♪ #I am a little :/ about my devices being in the state they are that certainly doesn't help #My laptop's hinge and my iPod being so old and janky and my poor old tablet - still the main one I'm using lol #I think most of my USB drives are shot on this poor laptop so my new tablet that needs more than just the one just....doesn't work lol #It's a good backup to be sure tho! I do still kinda want a standalone proper-like... Investing in an iPad at some point is probably... #Well I'll worry about it more when it's an Actual Problem - for the moment everything is still working! Not the best but it's Doing! #Back to the writing et al lol - It was my Big Project which I think I've pretty clearly gestured at being an Adventure Time comic lol #I have not in fact rewatched the series beginning to end since finishing it - I've watched certain episodes but not just a front to back #I think a rewatch would be very entertaining! Seeing how all the pieces align from knowing the ending going in :) #But I'm good for the moment lol - I've got enough to work on to keep me going for a while yet haha #And as always I want More More More Tamagotchis #I've got my three but I want more! #Always about money huh :P Slowly but surely

[tennessoui]

hello kit! im a bit confused abt the kofi thing- if i subscribe for this month, unsubscribe for the next and then subscribe again for the 3rd month, can i still reread the ficlets of the 1st month? i can't really afford to subscribe every month

hello hello! So the ko-fi thing:

every month (maybe even twice a month, I know I’m gonna post another in October for instance), I’ll upload a picture (a screenshot of a color swatch from Google) and put in the description the summary of the au that this is a ficlet for + a Google doc link to that ficlet

the title is also going to be the au title and everyone who goes to my gallery on kofi can see the title, but the image and the description are hidden from everyone but current monthly subscribers (quick plug: it’s $4!)

so my understanding is if you unsubscribe, you would lose access to those descriptions of the uploads and thus lose access to the Google doc links.

BUT I don’t see anything wrong with saving the Google doc link on your end while you have access, either in a bookmark or in some sort of word doc bank of links idk. The Google doc is set to “anyone with the link can view”, which is a whole separate thing from the ko-fi settings, so if you keep the link, you’d be able to view anytime during the second month that you wouldn’t have a subscription.

AND if you chose to subscribe during the third month after cancelling your subscription for the second month, you’d then get access to all the ficlet links, months 1-3.

#asks #also I believe if you subscribe now and then cancel tomorrow you’re technically a monthly subscriber from October 8-November 8 #and tbh id want to be posting these in the beginning few days of each month #so if you monthly support via kofi during the second or third week of the month you’d probably get access to the most amount of fic #or you could even wait until like December and get a nice lil treat for yourself #side note lol I think I’m bad at kofi I’m actively telling you tips and tricks on how to not do the subscription rn 🤣 #anyway since came back from the dead wrong won the poll I’m gonna do a Halloween one shot for that but I’ll upload like either #a vampire au ficlet or the wereworlf gffa au ficlet to the kofi #for optimal spooky

[syncogon]

fun fact: miqin mubei, face obscured, is the second named character to appear in the entire show. yes he appears all the way in episode 1

#young blood #大宋少年志 #synco talks #ding er posting on main again #HE'S SO EXTRA AND FOR WHAT #i'm so unwell over this i can't even put it into words #he was always there! just as the truth - hidden but always there #one of the last scenes filmed is the first scene shown #in his next onscreen appearance he's a completely different character. filmed earlier back when his story was different #the shot is so subtle! so blink-and-you'll-miss-it! who's going to remember this forty episodes later! it's a treat for the rewatchers #and it doesn't even matter except it DOES and i'm unwell. #pretty sure this is the only time cherries appear in this show. the bright scarlet against the muted colors. #plucking the stem and loosing the arrows #anyway i'm going to write my fic and we'll see how much of this energy i can balance against 'two parallel generals facing war horrors' vib #literally the only difference between this and ep 42 is the color grading. ep 1 is just ep 42 if the heroes failed #watch them side by side and - aughh #it all begins and ends at qichuan village. brb crying #ybq is wearing the same armor bc he has Issues #mqmb is wearing the same armor bc ... ? #the first scene of the whole damn show is qinqi and you tell me this is a rarepair come on <- me being delusional

[coquelicoq]

i think of all the books i've ever read, le père goriot takes the prize for taking the longest to get interesting, as it doesn't happen until the very last sentence. i'm just bopping along for over 400 pages of whatever and then he slaps me in the face with the last sentence and immediately peaces out. okay you got my attention, just in time to throw it away. respect.

#i'm now reading all the front and back matter and having a great time #this is maybe the best part of reading the classics: reading the essays about the classics #i did not know before i started reading this book that it's part of a series of 90 novels and novellas about the same characters 😂 #the editor keeps referencing the others and i'm like. i'm not reading those but i'm happy for you. or sorry that happened #anyway the point is that le père goriot is kind of the backstory for this one character who does a bunch of shit in later books #and the last line of this book is his like. looking up from his dead wife's body covered in blood and vowing revenge moment #not really. it's his girlfriend's dad's body but whatever #the point is that he doesn't become an interesting character to me until the last shot when suddenly the words #EUGENE DE RASTIGNAC WILL RETURN IN: ILLUSIONS PERDUES #appear on the screen. aw! but i'm not gonna watch that! #literature #my posts #this is a tad unfair because some of balzac's prose especially at the beginning of the book is incredibly elegant and incisive #it actually reminded me a lot of jane austen #i just didn't care about the characters until the very end :/ #this is making me want to read some scholarship on the use of cliffhangers in the episodic publication model of the 19th century #cuz like. he must have done this on purpose to get the newspaper to pay for the sequel. right?

[your-local-ruebit-hole-detective]

I just finished The Hunger Games and I just wanna say that hearing Finnick’s story puts Glimmer in a whole new light.

Like, even if she didn’t realize it, there was no way for her to win in that scenario. 

#thg #the hunger games #glimmer #glimmer thg #finnick odaire #finnick #finnick thg #her angle for sponsors is described as being sexy so even if she won the games she was in for a whole world of horror #Thinking about her story and how there are so many others like it and there wasn’t a way out for any of them #its just looking back on the series #the tributes in the first book especially #and you realize that there was literally no winning for any of them #even tributes who weren’t considered attractive would still have had to deal with capital mind games to keep them in line #at the beginning of the series the victors are placed on this pedestal of immunity #‘oh they have the perfect lives’ #And then you slowly realize that it’s terrible for them as well #that no one except the capitol big shots benefited #suzanne collins #panem #victors