It’d devastate me in a perfect way if the Waynes are famously known for bleeding for Gotham, for fighting for it, for dying for it, for loving it in every terrible way, while the Kanes despise it.
One half fights for a ruined place and the other for its ruination. Imagine Jacob Kane who hates Gotham, hates the Waynes, — because they made this city, and everything bad within it, — SO much, that he only agrees to leave Bruce with Alfred if he can bury Martha outside of Gotham.
Because no Wayne is ever getting to his family. Dead or alive.
Eddie posts a Tiktok like, “Guess who’s going to miss their flight because SoMeBoDy forgot their epilepsy medication at home? How does that happen, Steven?
Steve: I don’t know, Edward.
Steve: Oh, by the way, where’s your inhaler? Is it currently on your nightstand?
Eddie: Yep
Steve: You don’t even have a head injury that makes you forgetful so how’d that happen, Ed?
Eddie, looking into the camera: It happened because I’m an idiot.
I want to read about Jamie courting the hell out of Roy, wining and dining him, bringing him coffee in the morning, leaving him pastries on his desk with a sweet post it note, buying him flowers, making him hella flustered and panicky at the lack of control because that's always been Roy's role when dating someone
“[Lando] is normally pretty honest. So if he’s feeling a little down, maybe they expected to be a little quicker […] but for now, we’re hopefully a Q3 or top 10 car but to be much more than that, I think that’s probably getting too excited 😁😁😁”