#barely tho LMAOOOO

[brainrotisseriechicken]

a little late,, but eid mubarak!! minal aidzin wal faidzin, mohon maaf lahir dan batin<3

my friends n i were drawing our faves as indo uncle whatsapp stories. heres mine.

#scp #scp fanart #dr clef #eid al fitr #^referencing a capcut template #actually this is referencing a lot of stuff #i also recently found out that phrase isnt used much in other countries?? curious #artists on tumblr #? #ive seen people use that tag #art #illustration #barely tho LMAOOOO #scp fandom #scp foundation #gua g dapat thr cok </3 #eid mubarak

[lastoneout]

We're currently switch my cat's food and litter to try to figure out what's causing this weird mystery allergy she's had for the last like 5 years and I was kinda worried she wouldn't like the new food bcs you never know, but actually she likes it so much it's actually ridiculous. Cuz like when you switch a cat(or dog's) food you have to taper it like a medication, you keep giving them the old food but slowly mix in more and more of the new food while mixing in less of the old, cuz if you don't you can make them sick, and she is SO SO SO mad that I keep giving her ANY of the old food.

Whenever I go to fill up her bowl I first add in the old food and then mix in the new, and while she used to just immediately start eating when I'd pour her food now she just watches me do the first one, sniffs the bowl, and then sits back and stares at me like "uh mother it appears there's been an error" and then when I reach for the other food she looses her MIND and starts shoving her face in my way and meowing and getting all excited and she only starts eating once it's mixed in.

So like, glad she enjoys the new stuff at least!

#also it looks like her allergy is improving a lot but we're pretty sure it wasnt the food lol #bcs we switched the litter and she IMMEDIATELY improved a bunch #but we still dont think we've found the righ one bcs this one still is a powder kinda and it kicks up dust #and she does still sneeze and scratch her ears more than she should #so we're gonna try this pellet stuff next and see if it works #and I guess we can keep getting her the new food too bcs she really seems to like it lmaoooo #I do hope this is it tho bcs the vet told us we could try this hypoallergenic special prescription cat food #AND BY GOD IS THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE HOLY FUCK #like we could afford it if we really stretched things but only barely #so fingers fucking crossed this fixes it!!!!

[cinnaminsvga]

actual conversation i had with my dental hygienist

hygienist: so what did you study at university?

me: chemistry...

hygienist: damn, no wonder you look so sad!

#this is especially funny now that i got a new job and it has like... barely anything to do with my degree LMAOOOO #mostly bc the job market is rough rn and i kinda need the money more than anything... but damn LOL #and then he proceeded to give me a speech about his own road to becoming a hygienist #how he started in business but then hated it so he started dj-ing #then found that he got bored of it and so he went to med school. but found that too much of a hassle as well #so now hes in dental school and working as a hygienist as he completes his schooling and is NOW debating on changing careers again #and like noah fence to the guy i know he was trying to be encouraging about how 'ur degree shouldnt shackle u to one type of career' #but also his carefree nature is sending alarm bells in my head bc the only ppl who speak like that are people who can Afford #to soul search like that. bc if i knew my parents are there to catch me if my new venture failed #damn i'd do fucking whatever i wanted to as well!! but ofc idk if hes really rich like that #he did have an aura tho. rich people aura. they got a way of talking sometimes... especially western ppl.... #ANYWAY.... just wanted to share how i got scalped with my mouth wide open filled with blood thank u for listening to my ted talk #zee talks

[theloveinc]

DIVORCE BABES DIVORCEEEE DEKUUUU SO ANGSTY so good MY GOODNESS I love it ahhh the inner turmoil poor reader being left alone

IN A HOUSE YOU BUILT TOGETHER, the same one you’d thought you’d grow old in, with extra bedrooms and a pretty backyard🥺… suddenly alone in the extra large bed Deku picked out to help his back, alone in your bathroom with two sinks and extra wide shower that still has his conditioner sitting there, rotting there, in the corner.

Do you box up his stuff immediately? Do you keep it exactly where it was left, his shirts next to yours in the same dresser?

You know he’s not coming back, you don’t even want him to if he was this willing to give your life together up, but part of you still isn’t convinced that is it: the end. Surely he’ll at least return for his favorite mug, his workout equipment, his All Might figurines-

(But he doesn’t. Not for years at least, not until you’re finally trying to heal and move on and stop shaking at the sight of his name in the news. You’d have always rather he left you at the altar than abandon you the way he did, at least then you could convince yourself it wasn’t your fault—which is what he tells you when he finally does came back and you’re collapsing on the floor.)

-

(And if you have a child, the way you have to put this all aside just to care for them, putting the only effort you have left into raising an entire human not to be as naive and stupid as you.)

#deku #LIKE HELP #and he comes back and all you can do is cry!!!!!!!!!!! just like when he first left!!!!! you just don’t understand what’s going on!!! #it wouldn’t have been so bad if he just told you he was leaving sent you alimony gave you a reason to hate him #but he didn’t. it was nothing. no words. and now he’s acting like it’s forgivable #you want to be angry but you’re just hurt #and the sad thing part of you was waiting to see him again at least to get some sort of closure #you always imagined how you’d try to kill him but … you can barely even look at him without feeling sick #he should’ve stayed away - what you tell him when he asks what he can do to make it better #you try to get there tho … eventually #the Adele quote made me laugh lmaoooo #caitie things #divorced deku #gen #anon

[irl]

its actlly bn a while since sme1 offrd me a cmptr, i feel lik im due 4 th chance 2 ask 4 toontwn soon LMAOOOO

#txt #th last time sme1 offrd me a cmptr was lik????? idk i thnk n january #its happnd so oftn i feel lik its a running joke #ive gottn 2 th point wher i jus gotta turn thm dwn #im tird of havng old weird cmptrs evn if they DO hve their charm #i had 2 get rid of this 1 cmptr tht was lik supr cute n it was a xmptr built n2 a monitr?????? #n it ran on linux lmaoooo #n i hve this lil baby laptop smewher #lik th size of a notebook #n its red <333 #can rly only use her 2 read tho lmaooo #barely evn wrks 4 typing her processors jus cnt tke modrn bloatd software #tried 2 mke a googledoc on her n it was HELL #my currnt cmptr is also a handmedwn #n it wrks th best outta ny of th 1s ive gottn so far lmaoooo #cant play toontown tho :(((((((

[bo0zey]

anyone else ever get in those silly goofy moods where u just hate urself sooo much that u instantly feel physically almost violently ill just thinking abt urself and also even tho u worked a 12hr shift w no breaks or water running off of the 2 cups of coffee u had for breakfast 20 hours ago, the thought of eating instantly sends bouts of nausea coursing thru ur soul while churning in ur stomach bc ur brain hates u so much that its convinced ur body that u don’t deserve sustenance or anything else that’s life sustaining or promotes ur physical well being because u subconsciously convinced urself that ur such a shit excuse for a human being that u neither deserve nor have any right to anything regarding maslow’s hierarchy of needs bc u r such an awful thing u deserve to be neglected n treated like the nonliving object ur own brain sees ur living body as or am i just mentally ill lol

#laying in bed everytime i think abt myself i feel literally nauseated n like it’s so weird #this feeling comes in waves intermittently just even .01 sec of ‘hm i’m hungry’ FFFFFNOPE HRRGRHFFF VOMITTY #i want to curl up in a ball and die forever i don’t care about me i don’t want to take care of me anymore i’m not even good at it #whyyyyyyyy did i stop taking my meddsssssss i guarantee y’all this is why i’m being such a crybaby on the dash lmaoooo #i have a headache i’m def dehydrated from crying n sniveling n barely drinking any water today while sweating like a mf at work #imma go to bed 🛌 if i don’t wake up i will be soooo pleasantly surprised y’all have no idea FINGERS CROSSED🤞 #real talk tho can someone tell me why my body is literally reacting this way for like no real reason #like am i truly that disgusted with myself i make myself nauseous just thinking abt me #ok yeah the answer is yes lol BUT LIKE WHY THATS SUCH A DRAMATIC BODILY RESPONSE TO MY BRAINS DUMBASS THOUGHTS??? #ik the body and mind have a super powerful link n the brain influences the body like crazy but like #why this why does my brain literally want me to berate and degrade myself and isolate me and make me cry alone n starve me that’s so mean #i’m not starving btw i’m literally always eating just these past 2 days i’ve been such a fuckup my body won’t let me do anything #i had a chocolate poptart for dinner last night (thurs) n threw myself to bed #i hope i don’t end up hurting myself that would be so lame #i literally don’t have time for that like i am Not doing wound care duty off the clock for my damn self lol #also don’t want to take care of myself so i wouldn’t bandage myself up properly sooo yeah i’m not gonna do anything actually #cleaning ur wounds r super important ok yall ur literally playing god if u don’t do good aftercare snfjfbdj #i can’t believe i’m in this nasty ugly depressive episode i hate this so much i don’t have time for this i hate this cycle #i hate being bipolar 2 n my moods n meds have been so fkcdd up lately that i don’t even have the rlly fun hypomanic episodes anymore #i’ve just been constantly having mixed episodes im unbearable to be around im so sorry for everyone that’s ever spoken to me im insufferable #ok that’s enough im done being dramatic lmao #im gonna give myself a bolus PRN dose of clonnie then i’m going tf to bed #ramblings #shut up cianna

[latinokaeya-moving]

mutuals that don’t want to see me get unnecessarily angry over plot points in a dumb gacha game look away neow

anyways i think the point that frustrates me the most wrt the whole kaeya diluc situation is how often i’ve seen ppl be like “oh they both are equally to blame for their falling out/strained relationship now” or whatever which is like sooo crazy 2 me bc only one of them tried to kill the other in a fit of rage n grief and then proceeded to leave them out in the middle of a storm and then fucked off out of the country for like 4 years without warning but ofc NOT before literally selling their childhood home and leaving the other essentially homeless and with no further support systems. and then when they finally came back to take over the family business they just… never spoke abt that again. lol. like only one of them did all that stuff. but whatever. yeah. kaeya is totally the unreasonable and petty one

#x #kaeya is petty but like come on. [waves hand at his entire Thing] like maybe it’s bc he’s got tiniest bit more stressful things to worry abt #LIKE COME ONNNNN #was he most likely halfway to a death wish that day n so ridden w guilt abt his past that he was perhaps deliberately provoking diluc #knowing they were Both not in the most mentally wel of states seeing as their fucking DAD died. YES. Yes He Was #diluc still tried to kill him. and probsbly would’ve if kaeya didn’t get his vision in that exact moment #n then he sold their house… THEIR CHILDHOOD HOME… #and it’s unknown whether diluc deliberately had him disowned from the family name or if kaeya took that upon himself afterwards but like #either way… like who did kaeya have left after that other than like. his friendship w jean at the time or something #diluc had the righteous fury over the death of his father and the whole KoF corruption thing to fuel him and his conviction to become public #fatui enemy number one which. great for him but kaeya had to completely rebuild his life in mond… AGAINNNNN AUGHHHHH #and he would’ve been STILL a teen/barely a young adult at the time … #IDK IDC i’m a hater i don’t like diluc i don’t like the excuses made for him i don’t care abt ppl that use his tragic backstory as a crux #for his actions he’s so lame and still treats kaeya kinda awfully in canon even tho kaeya has multiple times expressed desire (even vaguely) #to be on better terms w him…. like whatever diluc can get over his victim complex thanks xx #LMAOOOO this is long sorry i’m soooo mad abt this but i’m totally normal now i promise. definitely. #gi posting #< for bl if u guys want

[uberoll-oystercrackers]

I posted 758 times in 2022

34 posts created (4%)

724 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@unproduciblesmackdown

@yipyap

@donut-gal

@sadiekills

@lars-simp

I tagged 758 of my posts in 2022

#steven universe - 687 posts

#lars barriga - 543 posts

#sadie miller - 440 posts

#larsadie - 321 posts

#ronaldo fryman - 94 posts

#jenny pizza - 51 posts

#buck dewey - 43 posts

#sour cream su - 37 posts

#the cool kids - 29 posts

#sadie killer - 29 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#no access to medical care so it’s never going to get better but i still cant stop thinking about sadie and lars so im going to try to learn

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

someone get these freaks a map to cognizantville

putting the uncolored version with it so i dont have to post twice hehe

25 notes - Posted September 3, 2022

#4

🤔🤔

27 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

#3

my bestie got me rebelle 5 pro bc it was on super sale and of course the first thing i do is draw a lil floaty sadie killer head 🥺

37 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

#2

sadie info-dumping about pocket monsters to lars. shoutout to neil cicierega.

46 notes - Posted October 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

@numum​ sent this to me and said “lars and the cool kids” and im going to THROW UP

142 notes - Posted July 11, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#ube on a roll #man i barely posted any content at all this year ripppppp #not my longest tag being about my carpal tunnel i will CRY lmao #shouout to ronnie for coming in as my 5th most used tag lmaoooo #hey num look your joke is my top post B) #i knew that shit was a banger when you sent it to the gc #super happy to see all my art posts got over 20 notes tho omg!! esp for what my art is haha #overall. silly and fun. not so bad! #also fun to see all these drawings look like they were made by different people- at least one of those was left handed too #but yea that's just tha way it is baybee. we contain multitudes or whateva

[ragingtwilight]

i had a dream au idea for fnaf where like sun and moon were the angel/devil on ur shoulder

idk if thats something yall would be interested in but it was a neat dream lol

#dream shenanigans #sun was angel and moon was demon obv #i barely remember it but while i was waking up i was like 'this is picasso work i must share' #and then took several days to post about LMAOOOO #grrr #real talk tho why do we always see ourselves as geniuses when we have a dream thats crap but are too tired to realize it #its bananas and happens all the time to me LOL #i think all my dream ideas are gold until i fully wake up and realize they make 0 sense and/or suck #and also when u dream of songs and its like its the best song youve EVER heard but if u manage to remember the lyrics its just trash LMFOA

[thinkingisadangerouspastime]

i don't understand why someone would write a pairing if they obviously don't like it??? what??

#on the one hand ofc i understand spite writing #but also???? i read a kincoy fic last night that was written by someone who obv shipped jack and abbie #and that's totally cool like to each their own #but the way they wrote kincoy???? the fic was painful in the sense that i could Tell the author was writing it to justify #why they didn't ship kincoy #HELLO??? what is the point???? #like bro 💀 i was reading it like '... are you okay?? do you feel miserable???' #also tho im biased bc i despise when authors tear down a woman in a relationship to support another relationship involving the same guy #and a different woman #just bc jack and claire were a thing doesn't mean you need to write it so jack realizes claire never really loved him in order to #make him go be with abbie #MAKE IT MAKE SENSE??? #im sorry i have more respect for female characters than that to pit them against each other from the GRAVE #i can't deal lmao #i read the whole fic bc Why Not (didn't leave a rude comment or anything obv; i am a big fan of the back button) #and it was pretty ooc so arguably my whole point is moot bc the fic didn't have a handle on any of the characters it featured 💀 #especially abbie 😭 rip girl u deserve better #the fic had the GALL to say lennie and claire barely knew each other! WHAT!! #anyways the author just didn't like claire lmaoooo #and hey that's their prerogative who am i to judge 😌 #now that i've gotten That out of my system #i need to go back to my research lol #one day i'll write a post-aftershock l&o fic that legitimately explores jack's relationship with his assistants bc damn #that fic did claire abbie and jamie dirty #for the record this was a very old fic on ffn #i don't think the author has written any l&o in a Hot Minute #amy rambles

[kalloway]

late-night WIP I have been chipping away at VERY slowly cuz video games and the heat lately have just been sucking the soul out of my body tbh, so I mostly only draw for a bit when we’re watching movies at night lmao

also I... I’m thinking about retiring using this pencil brush for stuff of this scale in the future because as much as I love how it looks, it is just SO much work to do any kind of ‘real’ lineart with 💀💀

like... im stubborn and try to stick with things but even i gotta draw the line on this one guys - I’ll try switching back to an old favourite of mine that needs less passes for opaque lines in the future!

#delete later #wip #oc #original character #myart #anyway there’s been a lot of goth girls in my feed lately on twitter and it’s fueling my entire existence rn #Cammy and Ravena are off-screen here but they’e in outfits i saw in a post about russian goths from the early 00’s iirc? #tbh I just sorta saw the outfits and thought ‘they’d look hot in these’ and just let thirsttake over lmaoooo 🙈🙈🙈 #Ravena over here with a butt grab tho... that was unintentional but im leaving it this way because it’s funny #Miriam is uncomfy looking because A) hot girls in the v close vicinity and B) the style is v much not what she’s used to wearing #anyway i got other things i wanna work on - got some writing i wanna do the next couple weeks but we’ll see if I get there! #im lacking ideas for this first week BUT at bare minimum... im writing this gosh-dang snake DIO smoot fic okay 😤 #IT’S GONNA HAPPEN #but i digress #i got an asmr video that’s in my feed that is beckoning me to call it an early night to rest my eyes and my head #after a long day of Vampire Survivors lmao #✌️ have a good night guys

[cerneterydrive]

//

#i think someone just quit 💀 #they crossed all her days off the schedule and rescheduled all my days 😭 #this is so funny the schedules all fucked up now #AND ITS BARELY TUESDAY 😭😭 #its so funny like tmr theres one person per shift 😭 #they gave me tmr off tho<3 i stay winning fr #except not actually bc i cleaned literal human shit off the floor yesterday #LMAOOOO THAT WAS SO FUNNY #like when i was about to go the kitchen lady was like que dios te bendiga mija 😭😭😭😭 #tmr off <3 tmr off<3 #gonna try to close kitchen earlier today so i can actually leave at 8 #i put in an extra hour yesterday so im fine w just the 7 hours today i think 🧍‍♀️ #i just wont make the jalapeños today cause if i hadnt done that last time i closed kitchen i wouldve ended on time #plsssusodu pls let my manager leave on time today so i can actually close when i want 😭 #cause i fr have to start closing at like 5:30-6 if i wanna leave right at 8 #ALSO THEY BETTER NOT LEAVE ME LIKE 100 TORTILLAS TODAY CAUSE IM GONNA LOOSE MY MIND IF I CANT LEAVE ON TIME BC OF FUCKING TORTILLAS AGAIN😭 #last time i only had to do like.... 60 and thats why i finished pretty early #but still #sad

[suoulfillem]

just got my first full month of pay at this new job without being robbed by emergency tax like I was last month and you know what…. maybe how annoying the managers can be and how annoying the workload is is actually worth it! because what the fuck :D

#b.txt #I got 1.8k lmaoooo #for four days a week ???!!! #Like sure it’s nights. but it doesn’t really affect me too much 😭 #I still just get up at like 1/2pm n have the rest of the day lol #I’m actually. in shock love #I was looking for a new job but this has made me rethink LOL #bare .. bear? idk. in mind that last month I got paid like 800 #and that was after the emergency tax #but before that it was only 1.1k #ig bc I had a week of holiday? but tht was paid. so idk #I’m not gonna complain tho!!! #me: puts half of this to my korea trip💀 lmao

[itoshi-s]

ure really going for all the rins 😭

AM NOOOOOOOT </3 sjust a coincidence i promise ahsjsjsksksk

#he rly is cute tho i get the appeal now 🤕 #but he’s nowhereeeeee near my top 5 mhm mhm ima just. admire from afar #a girl can only take this many rins #itoshi is too heavy on my mind there’s barely any space for the blueprint (rindou) 😭 lmaoooo

[whyse7vn]

WORM -

[ jung hoseok x reader ]

HOSEOK ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

hoseok: wyd

y/n: can you talk to me like you love me pls

hoseok: there was sm love in that wyd i don’t what ur talking about actually

y/n: it felt like i was whore number 32

hoseok: ur literally whore 12???

y/n: you barely know 7 people let alone 12

hoseok: you literally said ur whore 32 so clearly i know more than 12 people

y/n: i said that it FELT like i was whore 32 not that i was

hoseok: let’s have sex

y/n: no

i’m listening to butterfly rn

ur interrupting

IS IT TRUEEEEE IS IT TRUEEEEEEEEEE

hoseok: no that’s actually so crazy cuz i wrote that song for you babe

y/n: ???

hoseok: and if you translate it the lyrics into hyroglifics it actually about why we should fuck rn

y/n: that is not true at all

also you did NOT write it according to my spotify

see

hoseok: i wrote it in my heart

y/n: ok

hoseok: do you like me

y/n: no not when ur wasting my time like rn

hoseok: maybe i just want to talk to you

y/n: ur boring

hoseok: wait why ur spotify in english ☠️☠️

this bitch can’t speak korean ohmygod 🤣💯😭🤦🏻‍♂️

y/n: and ur trying to fuck???

hoseok: i love you

y/n: i love you more

hoseoki: call me daddy

y/n: NO

hoseok: WHY ☹️

y/n: how many times do we need to go through this

you have thrown up BOTH times i’ve called you it

hoseok: what if i’ve changed

y/n: stop talking to me

hoseok: :p

maybe you need to encourage me more

a hoseokssi fighting~🥺🙏🏼💘

before you say it and i might not throw up

y/n: stop talking about it

hoseok: fine 😒

y/n: btw do you know where my pink hat is

cant find her i’m real upset

hoseok: btw i have not one clue where it is!!!

sorry to hear ur upset

don’t cry pretty

y/n: so ur telling me you don’t have it rn

hoseok: i don’t

y/n: answer the ft then

hoseok: i don’t want to

y/n: what if i’m naked

hoseok: are you?

y/n: no

hoseok: i’m not answering then

y/n: you have my hat hobi

hoseok: that is not true

babe ur like going insane i think

not good

let’s get you to a doctor

y/n: bring my hat home rn

hoseok: what hat?

y/n: i will NOT let you gaslight ur way out of this

hoseok: gaslighting isn’t real ur just insane

telling you we need to see a doctor asap no newjeans

y/n: don’t lose my hat pls

hoseok: why would i lose it

y/n: so you do have it

hoseok: whaaaatttttt

y/n: whatever just don’t lose it

hoseok: ok 😁

babe?

y/n: yeah

hoseok: miss you

y/n: is that why you took my hat?

hoseok: say you miss me back ohmygod

y/n: i miss you back

is that why you took my hat?

hoseok: wait babe ur spitting 🔥🗣️

y/n: i don’t spit

hoseok: no ur right

ur a good girl and swallow

y/n: ok bye

hoseok: ok i’m sorry come back 😢

i just want to fuck

y/n: ur life story at this point

hoseok: not true

there are times i don’t want to fuck

y/n: times like????

hoseok: i don’t have my thinking cap on rn

but if i did

i could name you times i didn’t want to

y/n: sure

hoseok: sure

y/n: sure.

hoseok: shorts tight as hell rn

y/n: shorts???

are you not cold

why are you wearing shorts rn it’s still cold outside

hoseok: my dick just THAT big i fear

y/n: jung hoseok

hoseok: ok i’m sorry this time i’m fr sorry

like actually babe

y/n: i prefer when you don’t lie to me

hoseok: my fault

did you believe i was sorry tho

y/n: no

hoseok: damn fr???

ur saying i’m not built for this kdrama life

y/n: you barely built for this one

hoseok: LMAOOOO

no

that wasn’t funny

if you thought i laughed ur wrong

don’t say things like that

i’m upset now

y/n: sorry babe

hoseok: it’s ok i forgive you

y/n: thx >_<

hoseok: is this you finally admitting ur in love with me

y/n: only a little

ur ego it’s getting a bit much these days

hoseok: always knew you loved me 💘😍

y/n: loved

hoseok: ?

y/n: past tense

hoseok: love

y/n: i didn’t say to change it

my love you in the past fr fr

hoseok: fr??

y/n: for real man

hoseok: man

y/n: yup

hoseok: remember when we were just friends

y/n: remember when we didn’t even know each other

hoseok: lowkey

take me back 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

y/n: that was my joke

you nasty little thief

hoseok: i’m not joking

y/n: if we breakup one day

ur gonna think back to this moment

and be like man

i was off my head

this was all my fault

why would i say some fucked up shit like this man

hoseok: you were gonna say the same thing tho?

y/n: but i didn’t

hoseok: ok

would you love me as a worm tho

y/n: i don’t even love you as you are rn

hoseok: OK WHAT

SWITCH UP IS CRAZY

LIKE CRAZY

NO JIMIN

you said you love me

y/n: LOVED

get it right

hoseok: ok wtf man

y/n: you wouldn’t love me as a worm

hoseok: who said that???

not me

ask me the question

y/n: would you still love me as a worm?

hoseok: no!!

y/n: kys

hoseok: my sweetheart ❤️

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nah someone tell hoseok to let the daddy agenda go omg bf so crazy guys 🤦🏽‍♀️😂‼️

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just realised joon was supposed to be next my fault LMAO

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[pianostarinwonderland]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AZUL

i have nothing prepared for you except my wet soppy thoughts

maybe i might rush write something bc i do have a few ideas on what to write

fucking breathes

the best. fucking. groovy. ever.

like everyone go home right now.

I have tried to think of every way they could make him look good but it ends up being how they could fuck it up because I’m gonna be honest, a lot of Azul’s recent cards are either decent or not hitting that well 🤡🤡

but this. THIS.

HOLLLLYYYYYYYY FUCK IT’S EVERYTHING

THE LIGHTING . THE THE FUCKING FUCK.

TEH ? VMS LISTEN. HE'S THE CHARACTER FOR EVIL SMIRKS, SO OFC THIS SERIES OF EVIL GROOVIES WAS GONNA BE PERFECT FOR HIM BUT BU T BU T

THIS IS SOOOOOO GOOOD. LIKE??????? DEADASS THE BEST ???? SMIRK??????? HE'S EVER MADE?????????? AND HE LOOKS SOOOO MUCH LIKE HIMSELF

THIS IS ALSO THE BEST ANGLE WE'VE EVER GOTTEN THAT SHOWS HIS 'BALD' SIDE AND THAT'S S OGUFKCKNGJ GOOD

AND AND

🧍‍♀️

h

he hey sir.

your hand looks cold.

m mm mind if i h hh hh hhhh hhol— gunshots are fired

ADN CAN I JUST

CRY ABOUT

PART OF YOUR WORLD BEING THE PAINTING LIKE LEI EK JLGSLKGNLSKDNGOADSNGOAINSAONGOAISNGI0AOHGIOAHGSDHIFGHSDOIGFHNSDINGIDSNJGKVDS

FUCKKKKK THIS WAS WHAT I'VE WANTED FOR THE PAST FWE MONTHS

THE PART OF YOUR WORLD SEGMETJKNJENJKSNGFNDKSJNGKSDKGNSDKLNGLSDGNDSLGS

FUCKGN ISN FCYRING

LISTEN LISTEN.

LISTEN.

I WILL DROP A HOT TAKE RIGHT NOW

THE LITTLE MERMAID SONG THAT DEFINES AZUL IS NOT POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS BUT IT'S PART OF YOUR WORLD

AZUL'S SCHEMING AND CUNNING IS DEFINITELY FROM URSULA AND IS REFLECTED SOOOO MUCH IN POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS

BUT HIS DREAMS

HIS GOALS

HIS AMBITIONS AND DETERMINATION TO MAKE HIS WISHES COME TRUE

PART OF YOUR WORLD REFLECTS THAT.

AZUL WOULD NOT BE AZUL IF IT WASNT FOR PART OF YOUR WORLD

AND THE SPECIFIC PART THEY SHOW OF PART OF YOUR WORLD. IT'S THE PART WHERE ARIEL WAS DETERMINED TO GET TO THE SURFACE

THAT'S LITERALLY AZUL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

OUGOSHGHSODGHSUGUDSOHGODSGHOSDGDSGOSDHGISDOSDNGDGDSNGNSDOIGNIONAONGNAONSGIOSOGA

ok and can i just

scream about his story

BECAUSE. GOD FUCK THAT STORY LEFT ME DEAD.

loike like AZUL TALKED ABOUT HIS GRANDMA?????

THE SECOND BDAY STORY IN A ROW THAT HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HIS GRANDMA RAISED HIM AND AND HOW SHE'S BEEN SUCH A BIG INFLUENCE IN HIS LIFE

he's a grandma's boy ouhghfohfgf he loves his grandma sm he respects her and cherishes her goddddddddd

i love how he's aware that true compassion comes from not just spoiling someone but also disciplining them and whatnot

it adds to the balanced theme that he has going on

i also just rly love in general that azul loves and respects the maternal figures in his life not only because it makes him more respectable but also because it ties in with the feminism theme that you find in the little mermaid (whether animated or live action)

then then THE WHOLE LIKE,,, PART WHERE AZUL TELLS JAMIL THAT HE WAS SO SURPRISED AT ALL THE NEW SCENTS ON LAND THAT HE WAS SNIFFING AROUND LITERALLY

i first saw that part in an out of context screenshot, where jamil's like "lol haha you were just sniffing around everywhere omg" and i was like HUH?????

@/doom on twt also pointed out that it might be why Azul's into colognes and i think i shuold just be defenestrated at this point from how insane i've been goign

THE BARBEQUE PART THO

IT'S SO CUTE

AZUL, FLOYD, AND JADE DOING A BARBECUE....... WHEN THEY BARELY KNEW ABOUT LAND CULTURE AND PHYSICS................

AND THEY BURNT EVERYTHING LMAOOOO AND THE TWEELS BLEW SMOKE INTO HIS FACE THAT WAS JUST SO CUTE HONESTLY

jamil's like wow that sounds funny haha and honestly same jamil same

AND THEN THE PART WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT THE PR FOR NRC

god typical azul for doing it so that he can boost himself before graduatign

but i also got a lil emotional on that part not gonna lie bc he's Still grabbing opportunities to achieve his goals and he's working hard for them and god honestly that's one of the main reasons why i fell for him and i still love him for it

i also like

fucking died over his voiced line s

wtf

wtf are those lines

azul actually talking about love and crushes in his groovy....... but it's just him saying it's great cause he can exploit it lmaoooo

babe you're gonna be a disaster when you actually like someone i know it

jamil's already bordering on it, but if you actually end up liking Liking someone it's so over

personally what really fucking sent me though was Azul going "I take art as one of my courses so I can explain to you any painting you're interested in" LIKE

CMON.

CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

lore on NRC courses???

but also the way that's phrased sounds like art is an elective you can opt to take ? ?

and he CHOSE to take art? //? /

hELL O

AHAHFAHSHFOIAHSIOFHIOASHFIAS THE ARTIST IN ME IS GOING AWAOHOAHGOAH

ofc Azul looks at art in a business sense, but i love that he's so wiling to branch out and rly appreciate it

cause how many ppl out there put down art :')) employers in particular are really iffy about this

Azul's also designed mostro lounge so you know he has his own style

also wtf Azul, you have your tentacles in business, in science and maths (science would be chemistry ish because of alchemy and arithmetic is Literally listed as his talent), and now in the arts

just.

just

man

happy birthday ashengrotto. take my tears and my insanity for now until i can writey ou smth better

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst jp #azul ashengrotto