#batfam as textposts

[grimlin-gromlin]

~ The Bats as textposts

#batfam #batfam as textposts #i am so sleepy #tim drake #barbara gordon #dick grayson #stephanie brown #kon el #timkon #woah look at me creating batfam content #the aib brainrot (affectionate) hasnt completely taken over #gromlin's memes

[violent138]

Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."

Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"

Damian: "He's just... gone."

Tim: "Hood?"

Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*

Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."

Tim: "Nightwing?"

Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"

Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"

Cass:

Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."

Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."

Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."

Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."

Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"

#batfamily #I don't even know if this makes sense lol #another obligatory “they're all at a gala thing” #Okay roll call let's go: #Duke thomas #dc signal #kate kane #batwoman #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra cain #orphan #black bat #take your pick #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #batfam #textpost #shitpost #batposting

[allthegothihopgirls]

#saw this and thought of him #jason todd #redhood #robin #batboys #dc comics #dcu #dc textpost #batfam textpost #dc #gothihop speaks

[asteriaroot]

Damian, in battle with a new Villain: I was trained by an ELITE group of assassins from birth, I have been prepared all my life for ANY combat situation and I could take you down with ease if so be it. I am unfeeling, unruly. I have NO weakness you could exploit-

Then Damian three hours later, when Alfred the cat ran to Tim instead of him (he had food) and then proceeds to have a hour mini silent break down while trying to lure Alfred the cat into his arms with little intricately made cat food dishes at about midnight, with the help of jon: Why won't you love me? What have I done? Did I leave your bowl empty for too long? Is this the crazy ones fault? It must be the crazy ones fault.

#dc #dc comics #damian wayne #jon kent #super sons #supersons #dc textpost #textpost #robin #superboy #batfam #he crumbles for nothing but his pets #damijon #jondami #jason todd #redhood #tim drake

[theaceofarrows]

#jason todd #dick grayson #batbros #batfam #textpost meme

[begaycommittreason]

it will forever be hilarious to me that tim is Gun Batman and not jason

bc like all plot and trauma aside imagine how fucking pissed off jason would be

random time traveling villain: ah yes, the batman who kills, it’s good to finally meet you

jason: oh? i didn’t realize i’d be famous in the future, so you want an autograph—

tim: for the love of god, you become a gun wielding murderer once and suddenly no one lets you forget it.

tim: can’t i get a new thing now, like the tech robin, or the skateboard robin? hell i’d even take the spleenless wonder

jason, slightly offended and very confused: excuse me?

kon: …we don’t like talking about it

#batfam #tim drake #jason todd #young justice #core four #textpost #dc

[xghostfaceboyx]

Inspired by a post I saw on Pinterest and a PandaRedd video, I give you Jason and Damien being themselves

#batfam #jason todd #damian wayne #bat brothers #batman #dc robin #robin #red hood #batfam bonding #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #dc universe #dc comics #accurate #dc textpost #text post #incorrect dcu

[thatsnotahoodjason]

tim: I've eaten a tray of brownies and about 20 cups of coffee, I'm ready for anything

jason: you're just going to the cinema with bernard...

tim: yeah, as a date. this is the most terrifying moment of my entire life

#tim calm the fuck down #(he will not) #dc #tim drake #batfam #timber #tim drake textpost #batfamily text post #jason todd

[cheese-elite]

The best Batman comics are the ones where he's just a very tired dad.

#batman #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily #batman comic #comics #batman comics #dc comics #comic book #textpost #robin #batman and robin

[ramblingsofalunatic]

hiii im trying to get more mutuals!

i like overwatch, the boys, silly cats, death note, pokémon, bnha (although i don't post about that one a lot), dc in general but mostly the batfam, pjo, hoo, castlevania and crazy textposts

i post oc stuff sometimes

dni if you're any flavor of bigot or exclusionist. everyone else is welcome

#lucio overwatch #batman #castlevania #death note #overwatch 2 #overwatch #bnha #the boys #gen v #finding mutuals #dc #dc comics #batfam #pjo #hoo #textpost #pokemon

[foxxywolf]

Thanks @bruciemilf for this loveliness.

I genuinely crave a good dad Bruce where he will spend every waking moment trying to make his kids stronger than he is. Their training is double what he experienced and they're basically terrifyingly unstoppable. They could beat Batman in a fight to the death very easily but there is not a single word in every language of the world to describe the amount of respect the kids have for him. Sure they talk shit, make jokes and tease Bruce but they know how much is too far and they refuse to cross that line even when they're beyond enraged.

I want Bruce to take care of his kids the way a mama bear protects it's cubs. I want Batman to teach his kids to never murder those who don't deserve death. I want Batman to be demonized to the point where he is Gothams saviour and destroyer. I want him to bring the fear on God's into everyone who crosses him. I want him to be fear itself.

And I need him to teach his kids that the words, "Show them mercy." Is their 'okay' to kill. Because death is a mercy and an eternity in hell would be an escape.

#bruce wayne #batman #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batfamily #textpost #also let Bruce Wayne be a scary himbo! #DC COMICS YOU COWARDS!

[violent138]

Brucie Wayne, during an interview the publicist forced him and his family to give: "I adopted Dick from the circus the night we met, Jason--"

"I was kidnapped from the Narrows," Jason interjected.

Bruce, undeterred, beaming. "-- Tim's technically the neighbour's kid, Stephanie--"

"I'm sort of just staying here." Stephanie crossed her arms.

"--Damian's mom--"

"--randomly returned him and we're all just enjoying this little blessing," Tim says with a large grin, ruffling Damian's hair.

Dick plasters on an even faker smile, gripping Damian's hand before the kid can reach for a knife.

"-- Cass is just a little angel who Barbara introduced me to. And I adopted Duke after his parents became unwell."

Interviewer: ...

#batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #textpost #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #tim drake #batfam

[the-undead-robin]

see even damian agrees

#jason todd #jason todd imagine #jason todd headcanon #red hood #red hood headcanon #red hood imagine #red hood and arsenal #batfam #batfam headcanon #batfamily #red hood and the outlaws #red hood and nightwing #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #red robin #robin #batman and robin #batman #batman textpost #batman text #batman imagine #batman headcanon #dc #dc comics #dc headcanon #dc imagine #nightwing imagine #nightwing headcanon #robin headcanon

[asteriaroot]

The fact that canonly (before reboot) Bruce made Jason dye his ginger/red hair black just to look more like dick makes me CRYY

like yeah it's halfly so people don't think robins Gone, but there's so much more there if you look into it 😭 Bruce CLEARLY has always favriouted dick Grayson and was trying to change Jason to be like him. Which defiently didn't help with Jason's issues

#dc #dc comics #jason todd #nightwing #batman #comics #batfam #dc textpost #text post #dick grayson #bruce wayne

[theaceofarrows]

#dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #jason todd #batfam #textpost meme

[begaycommittreason]

steph, holding a newspaper from the red robin 2009 run: tam’s engaged to a gay man.

dick: as a gay man i’m horrified. as a brother of tim’s, horrified

steph: as an ex and victim of tim and his atrocious capacity for relationships, i’m horrified.

dick: as a lover of elegant weddings however, i’m a little excited

steph: but overall, horrified

#i think the timtam engagement plot line was so silly #red robin 2009 #batfam #stephanie brown #dick grayson #tim drake #dc #dc textpost #textpost