#be gay commit fraud

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Shiny Thire: Commander, can the Chancellor sign this bill.

Fox, shaking his head: Listen shiny, you'll have to learn to forge that musty meat bag's signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want, and those bureaucrats we'll never know. Too busy kissing ass to give a flying kriff.

Shiny Thire pulls out a pen: Like so?

Fox: You'll make a fine guard on this polished turd

#commander thire #commander fox #coruscant guard #corrie guard #i am in misery #planet: coruscant #star wars edit #incorrect quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #the clone wars #the clone army #the clone boys #send help #be gay do crimes #it's not fraud if you're not caught #he is doing his best #give me clones #sheev palpatine #be gay commit fraud #this was not in the training modules

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-

#shitposting in its rawest form #im right though #this boy saw that phrase said bet and never looked back #harrys a cop its neccesary rebellion #and he is into some dark magic shit i am telling you right now #he has been dabbling #he commits low level crimes on the daily #and is very open to high level crimes when the situation arises 😗😗 #source: my brain #also actually the entire fucking play #that is not a teenager who follows rules or makes sound sensible decisions #hes the type of kid to just go out one day and accidentally commit fraud embezzlement buglary and join the mafia or something #half by accident half just cause he felt like it 🤷🏻‍♂️ #scorpius is not like this yet is always by als side when hes getting into trouble so he might as well be lmao #the be gay bit is very self explantory #he would commit unspeakable crimes for scorpius which just ties it all together so nicely #scorpius is the source of his gay and his crime 🙏🏻 #hashtag soulmates 😍😍 #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #hpcc #scorbus

[7intendo]

(she’ll let u steal her makeup if u don’t tell mom she’s sneaking out 2nite)

#be gay commit identity fraud #need her idk #create a sim* #ts4 #create a sim #extras

[8n53]

Andrew Fucking Scott Talented Mr Ripley Adaption FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#☁️txt #my new favorite guy !playing a gay coded bastard man who commits murder and identity fraud ! from a book by favorite author ! FUCK !!!!!!!!! #Youtube

[horsegirl]

I will say I am partial to Gary for being incredibly bland and a freak at the same time. But Paul McCartney is my favourite beatle so not too surprising. Don’t ask my favourite member of Panic

#seriously believing you have a predestiny as a popstar and decide to pursue that singing 70s pop in working men’s clubs 8 days a week #and then you audition for a boy band in the back of a gay club #and now you’re an egomaniac popstar #and then the arguably more talented but under appreciated on leaves the band and has #an astounding solo career #while you flop incredibly hard and can’t even stand to hear yourself sing in the shower for like 5 years #and develop a debilitating eating disorder for the next decade #and commit tax fraud #ALL WHILE BEING A TORY #it’s just too funny

[daeluin]

@andlightplay you don't understand fake married for legal purposes is my favorite au and it would work so well for them. it's like that tiktok of the guy who married his buddy to get payed more at work? like pete's all like 'me and patrick we have been committing marriage fraud for years & we get payed so much more and i buy him nice things and i just have to tiptoe around the fact we're not gay' and someone goes 'well you can be married to a man without being gay' and he goes 'hey. fuck off. i love him. i love my husband a lot'

#joe's at the back like 'pete you wake up early to make patrick's breakfast and kiss him goodnight every day. that's definitely gay' #god but that tiktok is so peterickcore to me it's so fun #i bet it's the lawyer in me that finds the idea of fucking with marriage status just to get legal benefits.. oh no i love him so funny #like yes commit fraud but make it gay

[furballfaggot]

hey check this out. plops all the art from yesterday down

#champ's lilypad #art dump #glitchy red #strangled red steven #hedgehog steven came to me in a dream #the last one is based on a headcanon my friend had where steven commits identity fraud to hide from Consequences™ #there's a lot more than this ill add all of it in the reblog lmao #also the weird little round guy with the shovel is just my sona champ lmao #i am very gay for RED dont @ me /lh

[wilsonthecrimepossum]

It's hard not to be political nowadays when every war crime or act of domestic terrorism becomes a whole song and dance in the media.

#wilson the crime possum #crime #criminal #be gay do crimes #arson #arson <3 #be gay commit arson #fraud #crime possum #criminals #war crimes #domestic terrorism

[hanako-reiji-kun]

OC DUMPPP

I finally finished the jojo oc redraw >:)))

MY LITTLE GUYS ❤️❤️

Hope you guys are having a good day ❤️

#They are fiance's your honour #GAY CRIMES #THEY COMMIT GAY LITTLE CRIMES #like burglary... #And fraud... #And tax evasion... #And arson... #anime #art #manga #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #jjba fanart #jojo fanart #jojo oc #narciso anasui #gay men #lgbtqia #trans ftm #trans boy #ftm #trans masc #asexual

[roraimae]

Have you ever considered doing commissions? Your art is so lovely!!!! <3

Aw, thank you! <3

I might at some point! There's just some issues to deal with first, which I have been procrastinating on for a long time :'D

#the place I live has some complicated ass laws about any forms of income #and I mean be gay do crime #but I have an irrational worry that I accidentally commit tax fraud and the tax people in my walls might sense it and come for my ass :'D

[autisticsupervillain]

Someone needs to do a thing about Phoenix Wright becoming a Tumblr celebrity/meme in universe, getting treated in a similar way to how we treat Hbomberguy irl. You cannot tell me that Tumblr wouldn't see a lawyer solve a fifteen year old cold case by cross examining a parrot and not immediately declare him our king.

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Werewolf--Sex:

On trial rn and my defense attorney seems to be lowkey flirting with the prosecutor and it's really killing the mood ngl.

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Steelsamuraiass:

OP, your attorney is Phoenix Wright. He's been married to that Prosecutor for fifteen years. I even credits him for inspiring him to take up law in the first place.

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Werewolf--Sex:

Aw, that's actually really sweet.

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Engarde-Simp:

Didn't that guy once solve a fifteen year old cold case by cross examining a parrot?

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Werewolf--Sex:

What?

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Wrightworthkismesis:

Newbies discovering the pure insanity that is Phoenix Wright's career will never not be funny. Your trial is gonna be legendary.

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Engarde-Simp:

Did you really not do any research on your attorney before hiring him?

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Werewolf--Sex:

Doing research rn. This guy's career is insane. Listed in no particular order, my attorney, Phoenix Wright has apparently:

Needed to have evidence law explained to him mid-trial

Proven the existence of ghosts to win his trials(?????????)

Defended an orca in court.

Only lost three times in his entire career (absolutely fucking insane if you know how Japanifornia's legal system is. Tbh, defendants are screwed in our current system.)

Successfully proven that the prosecutor committed the crime his client was accused of by checking him with a metal detector.

Claims to have a magic necklace that can let him see lies??????

Was once nearly taken out by the mafia.

Once got impersonated by a dude with a cardboard badge.

Repeatedly been assaulted by witnesses and even prosecutors? Like, one of them straight up tazed him and he was once apparently whipped unconscious in court???

Survived getting hit by a speeding car and being sent flying, falling through a burning bridge, and all the times he got assaulted.

Also, that description of his relationship with the Prosecution really doesn't do any justice. Apparently, Phoenix only started practicing law so he could meet this man in court again.

Who gave this indestructible homosexual a law degree? He clearly has too much power.

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Sold-To-Gavinners:

Actually! Phoenix Wright is a fraud who got disbarred for forging evidence! I'd really appreciate it if we stopped ignoring all the bad things he did just because he's gay.

#anti-pw #freekristoph #antijurorsystem #anti-matt engarde

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Engarde-Simp:

Of all the Gavins, why'd you decide to simp for the one whose a creepy lawyer serial killer? The other one's the one with the band ya know.

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Sold-To-Gavinners:

Your name is literally Engarde-Simp.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

Wasn't Phoenix blackmailed into that trial and that's why he lost.

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Steelsamuraiass:

Yeah, apparently Matt hired an assassin to kidnap his girlfriend or something.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

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Steelsamuraiass:

Googled it. Apparently it was his co-council. They're just friends from what I can tell.

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Wrightworthkismesis:

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Warewolf--Sex:

Got declared not guilty btw. Apparently the real killer was the Judge.

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OfficialPWPost:

Official Phoenix Wright post.

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #kristoph gavin #matt engarde #tumblr #social media au #maya fey

[notessek]

ouuhhg i crave to talk shit abt my dnd character but! alas! im out of avenues to talk about her!! because normal human conversations are reciprocal and i literally just want to talk about all the silly intricacies of my silly little girlie to some very polite hypeman. its soooooo selfish (... elfish, for the pun) but god. tis an itch i crave to scratch. i want someone else to understand her as much as i do (even though the playing of the dnd game will do this. but.)

#she's silly!! she's awful!! i love her!! she's just a sopping wet cat of a girl!!! #she's ess//ek cri//trole and mercym//orn lock//ed tomb's horrible spiritual offspring #she's a drow. she has eye damage from her divine deity. she can cast dancing lights at will. she cannot see in the sunlight. #she's a failed wizard she failed out of uni she ran away from every one of her problems and now she has new problems #she doesnt realise other people are as sentient as she is. she's a fucking peace cleric who's primary mechanic relies on knowing this. #she is snooty she is prim and proper. she is so full of shame it is unreal. #she cut ear holes in the matriculation robe she stole from her uni before fleeing the grounds having committed fraud for 8 months #she's got to be everyone's best friend. she wants to talk no one one ever again please and thank u. #she irons her robes. she lives on a boat. she's never seen the ocean before. she wishes she never had. #she's near entirely support-build because no one can die near her. ew. yuck. so rude. #her dad is a cleric her mum is an accountant her siblings all have families and mortgages and she's the gay art student cousin #she's way too proud of the worst parts of herself and she doesn't even know it. #she thinks she's supposed to be a paladin. she wants a very polite email exchange with the moonstone dragon who ruined her retinas. #she has a rapier strapped to her back and she won't ever use it. #i love her so much. character of all time. to me.

[boldblues]

She can be trusted. uwu

#dbzoc #bad art #go on give her your information #she wont commit fraud #i promise #dragon ball z #gay shirt

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Peter Nureyev (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel):

His character is the reason the term "Homme Fatale" became a thing

Homme fatale, living by the mantra of be gay, do crime. V secretive and just the right amount of flirty. Also I love him

He’s a slutty master thief who slept with a detective he went on 1 date(murder case) with and then fell ass over tea kettle in love. Literally can’t think of anything sexier

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):

An extremely agoraphobic mortician of a local funeral home who has every disease. Nervous wreck. Makes noises when stressed. An artist at heart (her embalming fluid is imbued with the fragrance of cinnamon).

she's the goth gf of your dreams. she's an undertaker, a romance novelist, a hot air balloon pilot, and she has interiority for days

It's antigone or unfollow me

please, everyone, antigone deserves this. she ghost-wrote a wildly successful erotic novel and then faked the death of the fake author. she didn’t leave her house for 17 years except to go see horny french films every thursday. she accidentally ended up in a love triangle with a hot domme lesbian circus ringmaster and her own employee. she broke up with a doctor after one date because he didn’t respect her career (and also his parrot hated her). she experienced years of carnal yearning for her professional rival only to finally realize she was actually okay on her own. she drinks embalming fluid. she thinks of funerals as an art form. she was diagnosed with depression as an infant. she wanted to be a clown when she grew up. her hero is a historical female scientist who has a statue with her tits out. she’s been attacked by owls. a bunch of children thought she was a forest witch. the rest of the village thought she was dead. she has committed multiple counts of breaking and entering. she designed artisanal chocolates that put you in a temporary coma. she can’t eat her own chocolates because she’s allergic to everything. she attracts shadows like a magnet. she’s a woman in STEM. if you have any love in your heart for goth weirdgirls you’ll do the right thing. ANTIGONE SWEEP

GUYS PLEASE

PLEASE VOTE FOR ANTIGONE!!!!!

CMON DON’T LET MY GIRL “CANNONICALLY WANTED BY EVERYONE ON THIS ISLAND” LOSE!!!

Considering committing voter fraud for Antigone. My girl 😔

Vote Antigone because do you understand how narratively satisfying it would be if she won??? Season one? She could barely go outside her mortuary. Season four? Modeling for a sexy calendar. THE CHARACTER GROWTH!!!!!!! Nothing more sexy than that.

COME ON Y'ALL VOTE ANTIGONE. VOTE FOR MY HORNY GOTH QUEEN!!!!!

VOTE ANTIGONE OR DIE

IF YALL DONT VOTE ANTIGONE UR BLOCKED. This isn’t even a joke.

#Round 3 #Peter Nureyev #Antigone Funn #The Penumbra Podcast #Second Citadel #Wooden Overcoats

[thestobingirlie]

stobin’s hot girl summers:

go to europe!!

get banned from a european country

break the hearts of an entire gay population in a city and/or town. numerous times

get married in vegas (invite dustin and erica as witnesses)

use steve’s charm to get out of police trouble

couch-surf with anyone they hook up with for about two months because they’ve totally run out of money (spent on cute nicknacks <3)

somehow end up the co-owners of a bed and breakfast

accidentally commit fraud

end up in a random country without their passport and no way home

call nancy for help

#stobin #steve harrington #robin buckley #stranger things #my post

[byersfanclub]

will byers is simply the best character in stranger things. lil gay boy who loves brit punk rock, loves dnd, amazing artist, is the sweetest and kindest person but will also call you out and dreams of committing fraud with his sister that has superpowers, painted an entire painting for his best friend/crush and basically confessed to him and he’s the first character to say “fuck”, truly a god amongst the rest of the st characters. 

#will byers #byler