#blark & son

[howlingday]

Ruby: (setting up a dinner date) ... dad?

Taiyang: What's up, Ruby?! Missing the ol' block from which you were chipped?!

Ruby: Not at all, dad. Look, can you maybe take a walk around the world? I invited Penny over to tell her... I like her. ////////

Taiyang: ... (takes out radio) The Golden Panda has awoken.

Qrow: (breaks in through the window) The Golden Panda has awoken?! That's three years, seven months, two weeks, and four-and-a-half days earlier than I thought it would!

Ruby: (sigh) This is my life. What the heck is going on?

Taiyang: You see, Ruby, there are moments in a young person's life that are so important, they should never be interrupted. Even by dads. Which include, but aren't limited to, your first real scrap-

Qrow: Blood in, blood out.

Taiyang: -hitting a homerun-

Qrow: No pun intended.

Taiyang: -hitting a homerun-

Qrow: Pun intended.

Taiyang: -sacrificing your firstborn son on a mountaintop to ensure your other children will turn out semi-decent-

Qrow: The Gods thank you.

Taiyang: -and telling another person that you yearn for them in an emotional, spiritual, primal, and yes, physical way.

Qrow: L'amour est sacré. (Love is sacred)

Taiyang: Baguette. (bread)

Ruby: Wait... did Yang and I have a brother?

Qrow: Operation Golden Panda is a contingency your father and I came up with after he ruined Yang's first date. To ensure that he doesn't interfere with you, I will be responsible for keeping him away. I'll feed him. I'll bathe him. I'll monitor his every move! Until you accomplish your goal of expressing your true feelings to the robot girl, I will not let him out of my sight!

Ruby: Bathe him?! Why don't you just take him to a movie?!

Taiyang & Qrow: ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (leave the room)

Something tells me that there's more going on with Uncle Qrow and Ruby's dad...

#rwby #ruby rose #nuts and dolts #my answer #my answers #qrow branwen #taiyang xiao long #blark and son #blark & son

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Papa Arc: *Breaks Door down* SON! I Found a treasure trove of family history! *Throw box at Jaune* Dig in!

Jaune: ... These are all picture of Faunus woman opening pickle jars with their feet.

Papa Arc: Oop! Wrong box!

Jaune: Look, all I need is one Ancestor that I'm proud of. Do we have any of those?

Papa Arc: our family has been knuckle deep in History's pie for years!

~Flashback~

Abraham Lincoln: Mary Todd, why don't we stay Here tonight?

Arc Ancestor 1: *Breaks door down* Hey Abe! I got Free tickets to the Theatre, And they're balcony seats!

~Flashback 2, on the Titanic~

Sailor: Ice berg, Dead Ahead! Let's Go around it!

Arc Ancestor 2: *Breaks door down* Around it? No! We're going through it!

~Flashback 2~

George Lucas: I don't want to be too hands on with these star wars prequels

Arc Ancestor 3: *Breaks door Down* George! You gotta Write and Direct these yourself! And make 'em all about Trade Disputes, Audiences eat that Stuff up!

#even though I headcanon Papa Arc took the Arc name so it'd be his ancestors not arcs #rwby #jaune arc #papa arc #rwby shitpost #source: blark and son

[peachie5000]

wanted to get back into the hang of drawing stuff so I asked some friends for some characters and got some interesting answers lol

#six fanarts #mukuro yyh #akuma street fighter #nico robin #mao mao #marcille donato #blark and son #peachie5000art #peachie

[rosieshipper]

Wrecker: *going to answer the door* Someone’s at the door chiggy chum chiggy chum. Someone’s at the door chiggy chum chiggy wano *opens the door and sees Crosshair* Well I’ll be damned-

Crosshair: *kicks him in the crotch*

Wrecker: *falls to the ground* Oh! Right in the chiggy chum wanos!

#i might delete this later #this is so stupid lmao #the bad batch #star wars #tbb #tbb wrecker #tbb crosshair #the bad batch wrecker #the bad batch crosshair #wrecker #crosshair #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect bad batch quotes #source: blark and son

[world-of-puppets]

#don’t hug me im scared #DHMIS #nicklodeon #pinwheel #Nickelodeon pinwheel #thunderbirds #gerry anderson #blark and son #thunderbolt fantasy #pili #spitting image #lazytown #eureeka's castle #nanalan #puppets #puppetry #tv #tv shows #television #streaming #puppet shows #poll #polls #tumblr polls #tumblr poll

[itsupermanti]

My Hero Family Incorrect Quotes #5; THEY’RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!

Izuku(as he and Ochaco are being chained to chairs by Shouto and Momo): It’s no use Shouto.

Izuku: Once that boy gets here, I’ll be compelled to size him up and intimidate him.

Ochaco(from her chair): And I’ll want to embarrass Eri as much as I can.

Izuku: We’ll become unstoppable…

Ochaco: Unmoored…

Izuku: Uncaged…

Izuku+Ochaco(turning to their friends): Downright unreasonable…

Shouto(finishing tightening Izuku’s chains): True…

Momo(as she finishes Ochaco’s chains): But we’ve been in your heads before, we know how you think.

Shouto: We’re the only ones who can contain you two.

Izuku(turning to his best friend): Want to know the only problem?

Shouto(raising an eyebrow): What’s that?

Izuku+Ochaco(replaced by pillows and soccer balls with wigs): We’re already gone…

Shouto(hearing the married couple’s laugh all around them): My god…

Momo(eyes widening in realization as she turns to her husband): They’re in the walls…

Momo(pulling out an assault rifle she made with her quirk): THEY’RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!

Eri(sighing as she hears her aunt shooting at the walls in her parents’ bedroom): Goddamnit!

#my hero family incorrect quotes #my hero academia #izuku midoriya #ochaco uraraka #eri (bnha) #eri uraraka midoriya #eriizuocha #izuocha #shouto todoroki #momo yaoyorozu #todomomo #blark and son

[quotes-from-diamond-city]

Penny, reading out an email she typed: ...and I guess what I'm trying to say is, I like you Ashley. Like, like you like you.

Penny, out loud: Grandpa.

Dr. Crygor: What's wrong Penny? You miss the old block from which your father was chipped? Or was it your mother? I can never-

Penny: Shush! Could you go take a walk around the world? A friend is coming over soon and we need to talk regarding the way I feel about certain things.

Dr. Crygor: Like triple ply toilet paper?  That third ply man, really keeps your fingers from poking through when you're over the hole.

Penny: No, listen. It makes my chemicals boil having to spell it out to you like this. I invited Ashley over so I can tell her...I like her.

Dr. Crygor: The scarlet panda has awoken.

Mike: The scarlet panda has awoken? That's seven days, 14 hours and 93 minutes sooner than I thought it would.

Penny, sighing: This is my life. What the hell is going on?

Dr. Crygor: Granddaughter, there are moments in a person's life that are so important they should not be interrupted, even by fathers or father figures. Your first real scrap.

Mike: Blood in, blood out.

Dr. Crygor: Hitting a home run.

Mike: No pun intended.

Dr. Crygor: Hitting a home run.

Mike: Pun intended.

Dr. Crygor: Sacrificing your first born on a hilltop.

Mike: Ritual sacrifices are illogical.

Dr. Crygor: And when you tell a human being that you yearn for them in a primal, emotional, and yes, physical way.

Mike, suddenly black and white, in French: Love is sacred.

Dr. Crygor, also black and white: Baguette.

Penny: Wait, did I have an aunt or uncle?

Mike: Operation scarlet panda is a failsafe, Penny! This magnificent man-child who is your grandfather tasked me with the responsibility of devising a plan to keep him from ruining your most important pre-pubescent milestones. Until you complete your mission of emotional bravery, I promise you, your grandfather will be immobilized. I'll feed him, I'll bathe him, I'll monitor his every move.

Penny, absolutely done with this: Bathe him? Why don't you just take him to a movie?

Dr. Crygor and Mike: *laugh in unison at the suggestion*

#warioware #incorrect quotes #incorrect warioware #penny crygor #dr. crygor #mike #mike warioware #ashley #ashley warioware #ashenny #ashley x penny #long quote #source: blark and son

[smh0217]

*Jaune has Neo tied up*

Jaune: I know how you think… I’m the only one who can contain you!

Neo: Wanna know the problem with that?

Jaune: And what’s that?

*The head of the tied up Neo doll falls off*

Neo: I’m already gone…

*Jaune looks around the room as he can hear Neo cackling around him*

Jaune: She’s in the walls… SHE’S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!!!

#RWBY #Jaune Arc #Neopolitan #source: Blark and Son #incorrect rwby quotes

[incorrecthifirush]

Rekka: Rekka’s the only one who can contain you.

Peppermint: You wanna know the only problem?

Rekka: What’s that, punk?

Peppermint: I’m already gone.

Peppermint: *teleports*

#hi-fi rush #Peppermint #Rekka #source: blark and son

[dorin-naga]

#Aliens #blark and son #ferrets #pulse rifle #nerf #TGTF also but not all that important for the joke. #the ferrets are named Zappa and Rizzzzzz #murry and lewy

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I just discovered the web series Blark and Son, and it is legitimately the funniest shit I've seen in the last 3 or 4 years. It looks like it would be grotesque and mean spirited and stupid, but it's actually really clever and genuine and warm-hearted when it needs to be and so very, very stupid (affectionate) that it made me genuinely burst out laughing harder than I have in a long time. I'm a sucker for puppets, especially the weird ones.

"I love you son."

#blark and son #puppets

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Barry: (being chained up by Hal's constructs) It's no use, Hal. Once Carol gets here, all I'll want is to treat her like she's already my granddaughter-in-law. I'll become unstoppable. Unmoored. Uncaged. Downright unreasonable.

Hal: True. But I've been in your head before. I know how you think. I'm the only one who can contain you.

Barry: Wanna know the only problem?

Hal: What's that, Barry? (sees Barry has replaced himself with a pillow and a soccer ball with a wig) GASP!

Barry: (disembodied voice) I'm already gone. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! AH-HA-HA-HA-Ha-HA!

Hal: He's in the walls... (creates MK-47 assault rifle with his ring) HE'S IN THE GOD DAMNED WALLS!!!!

#incorrect comic book quotes #flashfam #barry allen #the flash #hal jordan #green lantern #carol bucklen #bart allen #bart x carol #carol x bart #source: blark and son

[chromedome-art]

Funny show

#Blark and Son #doodles #Blark #Son #comedy central

[howlingday]

Jaune: Dad?

Papa Arc: (In bed, Turns over) No.

Jaune: I'm, uh, back from Beacon, so we can spar.

Papa Arc: You didn't want to then, and I don't want to now.

Jaune: ...Alright. I guess I'll just have to go hunt the rat living in my walls alone.

Papa Arc: Rat? Hunt? Guess? I'll? Have to? Living?! In my?! Walls?! ALONE?!

Jaune: DAD! Will you help me or not?

Papa Arc: (Chuckles) Meet me in the kitchen in 3...

Papa Arc: 2...

Papa Arc: 1 hour.

#rwby #blark and son #jaune arc #papa arc #blark & son

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Dorf and Son: Escape Artist

Joker has a date and didn’t want Ganondorf to embarrass him… After restraining the latter (somehow), Mario escorts Ganondorf to another room, chained to a wheelchair.

Mario: I’ve been in your head before; I know how ‘ya think. I’m the only man who can contain you.

Ganondorf: Wanna know the only problem?

Mario: What’s that, 'Dorf?

Ganondorf: I’m already gone.

Mario notices that Kirby and a Sandbag are sitting where Ganondorf was just seconds earlier. Ganondorf can be heard laughing as his would-be captor starts panicking; Mario then pulls out a Colt M16 rifle as “Fortunate Son” starts playing.

Mario: “He’s in the walls! HE’S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!”

Mario starts firing the rifle.

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Ganondorf #Mario #Joker #Persona #Legend of Zelda #Super Mario #source: Blark and Son

[cartooongasm]

Blark and Son (2018-2021)

#blark and son #puppets #comedy central #cartoongasm #sitcom #cursed