House MD's homoeroticism remains unmatched...like the man known for lying and manipulating his patients to get them treatment keeps his promise when his "best friend" asks him to help him die in his arms instead of a hospital. And then he knocks him out with morphine and puts silly hats and glasses on him and makes a video to any way you want it
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THOUGHTS ON THE NEW TS ALBUM
listen, i had no issues with this woman for a long time. i even liked her, defended her when she released that one video with dylan o'brien. but right now my respect for her is at level 0. mainly cause she let her fans hate on joe alwyn for an entire year, even encouraged this hatred by giving "easter eggs" when his only crime was being depressed??? and not proposing to her???? yeah. she threw him to the wolves just for publicity with no regard to his mental health (which was already bad even according to her) and that's such an asshole move. especially considering he was there when no one else was. also, she made an entire song complaining that her fans were too rude to the racist dude she dated and who dumped her after a few weeks?? but had nothing to say about the literal witch hunt that joe (the dude she dated for 6 years and apparently was desperate to marry) has been going through??? yeah. she needs therapy.
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Whoa sudden thought, Pinocchio being jealous because of Carlo.
No wait think about it, Carlo is confident, outgoing, but above all he’s human. Human like you. Why would you bother staying with a puppet if you could have somebody who is not only human, but looks almost exactly like Pinocchio himself.
Carlo would be well aware of the jealousy too and he’d take full advantage of it to get under his counterparts metaphorical skin. Despite the strong emotions Pinocchio may feel and how far he’s come with his adventures through Krat he still isn’t fully human, but OH can he feel those emotions and he didn’t know how strong jealousy could be.
So taking every chance he could, Carlo would throw flirtations your way. Every pick up line, any chance to touch you, every wink, every smirk, but only when Pinocchio was within sight. The annoyance on his face would be clear instantly, his eye would twitch. He’d scrunch up his face, the furrow of his brow and scrunch of nose clear along with the slightest hint of his lip curling. The worst tell would be the twitch in his legion arm would return full force.
Of course, Carlo would tell Romeo all about it, delighting in how HILARIOUS he found it and, of course again, Romeo would advise him against it. He’s seen first hand what Pinocchio is capable of and maybe pushing his buttons would get him sent through a wall at worst, getting him punched in the face at best. He’d reassure his concerned… ‘friend’, that whenever you’d reject his advances Pinocchio would calm down almost instantly.
Romeo was right though because one day he pushes it a bit too far, hand on the wall beside your head, his other hand on your chin as he gazes down at you, smirk plastered on his face. Your annoyance would be clear, but that doesn’t stop a metal hand firmly landing on Carlo’s shoulder before it’s jerking him around.
At least Pinocchio was nice enough not to use his legion arm to give him a bloody nose.
Romeo got to say ‘I told you so’ (yet again) that day.
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it’s always “i love you” and never “what the hell is going on? i mean with you what’s going on with you? you know what i mean. i know you i know you better then anyone, this isn’t you. what are you doing? living at your grandparents place? being in the dar? no yale- WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE? it’s not, it’s not complicated. this isn’t you! this- you going out with this jerk? with a porsche? we made fun of guys like this! this isn’t about him! okay? screw him! what’s going on with you? this isn’t you rory you know it isn’t, what’s going on?”
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i think the zolu reunion in wano is the best thing that has ever happened to me. wdym luffy shows up blushing and smiling, jumps into zoro’s arms and then they argue about swords in front of kaidos men
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shadow finally caving and barely giving in to his romantic attraction to an impulsive, annoying yapper only under the threat of total ontological collapse is so funny
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