#but i love them your honor

[gifsbysimplysonia]

Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen

MegaCon Orlando - February 3, 2024

Video by Mayo Michi on Twitter

#ewan mcgregor #hayden christensen #MegaCon Orlando 2024 #animations #AND mine #hug #hchristensenedit #haydenchristensenedit #disaster duo #but i love them your honor

[dv21]

Matching icons for you and your silly murder boyfriend 🥰💕👻⭐️💜

#dbd #dead by daylight #ghostface #dbd trickster #dbd fanart #trickface #hak jiwoon #dbd ghostface #danny johnson #dbd killer #fanart #I have… so many versions guh #but these ones were cute #like I have pink and bloody and Jiwoon without makeup and Danny without the mask and eueuugghghhg #too many to post skdnfkzndkgn #but I love them your honor

[mcmuppet]

alex is a top tier comedian

#lando looks like he's going to punch someone #but i love them your honor #2019 rookies are elite they always will be #lando norris #alex albon #george russell #mclaren #williams #mercedes #f1

[13ag21k]

Some of my ships are made of one sunshine boi and a SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE.

#ghostsoap #vaderwan #obikin #hualian #thorki #but i love them your honor #star wars #call of duty modern warfare 2 #tian guan ci fu #mayday and crosshair #hob #thor marvel #otps #pairing #ships #shipping trope #lgbtqiia+ #dramatic gays #lmao #be gay do crime #my favourites #UwU

[rt3nenbaum]

let him cook🔥

#i cant with this man #jimmy and him are the most chaotic duo ever #but i love them your honor #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin

[goayda]

Not My Place to Say - Part 2

Second part of a Stizzy fic. First part can be found here I think:

(As usual, set some time after 2x07, Ed is happy being a fisherman somewhere and there was no Zheng fight and no Prince Ricky attack. As usual too, no warnings needed.)

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When Izzy got to the Revenge he found most of the crew still sleeping on deck, curled up together as usual. The surprising part was finding Bonnet already awake at the helm. He was looking at the horizon, but still Izzy could notice the tense stance and the frown on his face.

“Captain,” Izzy greeted him and only then Bonnet turned slowly to look at him, as if he hadn’t heard his footsteps as Izzy had boarded the ship.

“What? Oh, Izzy, you’re back,” Bonnet said with an affected disinterest.

“Everything all right, Captain?” Izzy asked, confused by the man’s attitude.

“Yes, of course,” Bonnet replied nonchalantly. “I was simply waiting for the men to take over the morning watch, nothing else, so Mr… Boodhari, it is your watch, isn’t it?” he asked to the pile of sleeping crewmates.

“Yes, yes, I’m up…” Oluwande slurred as he was kicked unceremoniously by Jim.

He sleepily stood up and headed towards the helm as Bonnet walked down to his cabin with a frown on his face and his lips closed in a tight, unhappy grimace.

The moment Bonnet closed the door behind him, the crew let out a chorus of groans.

“Finally,” Jim grumbled.

“Now the Captain can stop sulking and let us sleep,” Wee John agreed as he turned around to find a more comfortable position.

“What happened to the Captain?” Izzy asked bewildered.

“He was upset and kept pacing the deck for hours,” Frenchie replied sleepily. “There’s no way to sleep like that…”

“I thought we agreed he was jealous, not upset,” Archie objected from under a blanket.

“He was upset because he was jealous, you know, of-,” Fang tried to explain.

“Guys! We talked about this, let them figure things out themselves,” Lucius cut them immediately.

“Enough!” Jim growled. “It’s taking them ages, Lucius! You either tell him and they let us sleep or I’ll start stabbing people!”

“All right, all right, jesus,” Lucius said as he disentangled himself from a surprisingly still snoring Pete.

The young man wrapped himself up in a blanket and walked slowly towards Izzy with a big smile.

“Heeey, Izzy,” he started with an unnervingly soft tone. “Why don’t we go to the galley and grab something for breakfast?”

Izzy felt the urge to punch him just on principle because of the condescending tone, but he had the feeling the young man could explain what the hell was going on so he restrained himself and followed him quietly.

A bleary-eyes Roach was just finishing making some tea for Bonnet and he put the kettle and some pastries on a tray for them.

“We’ll bring this to the Captain, thank you, Roach,” Lucius said as Izzy took the tray and Roach barely grunted a thank you before disappearing under the table, already half asleep.

They walked slowly towards the captain cabin and Lucius started talking right away.

“Ahem, well, I’ve always thought people should have time to think about their feelings and that way get a more deep understanding-“

“For fuck’s sake, Spriggs, to the point!” Izzy growled. “What’s up with Bonnet?”

Lucius sighed dramatically and tried again.

“The Captain got upset when he saw you leaving with the hot blonde guy…” Lucius paused as if waiting for Izzy to have an epiphany, but when Izzy only stared at him blankly, he rolled his eyes and added “He was jealous, Izzy. Jealous, all right?”

“Was Bonnet interested in him?” Izzy asked hesitantly, still refusing to acknowledge the other obvious possibility.

“Oh, jesus fuckin-“ Lucius cursed loudly. “The Captain has been up the whole night waiting for you to come back! What do you think?”

Izzy tried to come up with something to say, but they had already reached the door to the captain’s cabin and Lucius turned around to leave.

“Before you go in, though, I have to ask you something,” the young man added. “Why did you pick that guy? Did he remind you of someone, by any chance?”

“Don’t be absurd, Spriggs,” Izzy replied too quickly. “He was just… a guy.”

“Are you sure about that?” Lucius said looking seriously at him. “You’re not stupid, Izzy. Just… think about it, ok?”

Then Lucius winked at him and walked away and Izzy found himself taking a deep breath before knocking on the door. After a few moments, Bonnet himself opened it and he stared at Izzy with a surprised expression on his face.

Izzy looked at him and noticed his silken shirt, his colorful jacket and the blonde hair framing the, yes, the stupidly handsome face and he finally had an epiphany.

“Oh, fuck,” Izzy muttered to himself.

(more to come soon)

#izzy hands #stede bonnet #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #stizzy #gentlehands #fanfic #they are both so dumb #but I love them your honor #and they love each other very much #they just can't see it yet #(they will get there eventually) #ofmd fic

[theoceanempress]

y'know, i really think kaname date should give his eyeball a lil smooch. just a lil kissy. because he's the exact type of loser who'd be down bad for the anime girl living inside his brain.

#dataiba #aitsf #ai the somnium files #kaname date #aitsf aiba #fanart #doodle #hello dataiba nation i come bearing food!!!! #it's been too long!!!! #horribly shy about any type of shipping art i put out there though lmao #but i love them your honor #so they're worth the embarrassment LMAO

[bellowsthebard]

If I don't have art of Imogen and Laudna baking cookies by the time I wake up I am personally coming after every artist in the fandom.

#this is a joke #but i love them your honor #critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #critrole spoilers #laudna #imodna #imogen temult

[theverakeller]

deeply hate my first gifset in actual years and it took me WAY TOO LONG to remember how to put text on the gif and lmao on top of that it’s wayyyy too fast for my liking but it was only like 22 frames I think so whatever but still I have many other scenes I want to gif from ep 1 but imma take tiny breather.

#like I spent an hour trying to figure out the text and I was on the phone with my friend the entire time just whining about it #THIS IS WHY I SHOULDNT STOP MAKING GIFS FOR LOMG AMOUNTS OF TIME #I forget vital #and it’s crap too but whatever do you know how many different colorings I had to go through to get something salvageable?? #but I love them your honor #placing this under #*hope watches masters of the air

[revenantghost]

Can we talk about how in *counts on fingers* six episodes, Takina has grown from being pretty headstrong and independent, doing what she thinks is best within certain parameters no matter what, to caring about Chisato so deeply that Takina won’t let Chisato out of her sight on the rumor of a threat?

I can see her taking orders to stay with Chisato seriously, of course. We can see how brainwashing her training has been. She would have absolutely done something like this at the beginning, but it would have been because of orders and rules. Instead, all we know she’s been told is this:

Which I can see her breaking that suggestion regardless because she’s her lol. But now it’s clear she’s not afraid for herself. She could easily stay at the cafe surrounded by skilled and talented people. She’s worried about Chisato. She cares so deeply about Chisato that this was the first and only option. Make the walk there solo and bust in and make sure she’s okay.

Not because she doubts Chisato’s abilities, not because she even thinks that they, specifically, are at risk. (They aren’t really up to regular Lycoris shenanigans at the moment, after all.) But because if names and locations leaked, and Chisato’s was on there, Takina can’t lose her. I doubt she herself has even thought too much past that, but she knows that she can’t.

All of this from the girl that couldn’t give a damn about anything other than getting back to HQ and escaping these weirdos just a few episodes ago.

#Lycoris Recoil #TAKINA LOVES CHISATO DEEPLY!!!!!!!! #That's all I'm trying to say #Listen I can barely keep my eyes open I doubt that this is coherent #But I LOVE THEM your honor

[oliversutcliff]

Scrap - August 4, 2023

Scrap is below. I wrote this while having a bad disassociation moment so sorry if there are any mistakes. I might finish this actually.

“Limbo looks a lot like a fucking waiting room.” The taller man said with a huff. He was right, to anyone alive in the past 20 years. Though, ironically, he was not. Or not any longer, anyway. Next to him, a man in a baggy black hoodie and dark ripped jeans snorted.

“I bet it is, considering the circumstances. This is partially your mind’s eye, though, Red.” the man said. “You’d lose it if you had to process the real deal. Looks like this is as far as I can take you, anyway. Enjoy your eternity or whatever.” He continued, pivoting on his heels.

That statement hit the redhead like a sack of bricks. Finally starting to process what was happening, he grabbed the other man and tried to keep him from walking through the door they just entered (which, for some reason, he couldn’t see the other side of).

“Here we fuckin’ go.” The other man grumbled, looking the redhead directly in the eyes. “Look-“ he checked the phone in his hand (was it a phone? It was slightly hazy in the room) “Ian Galla-whatever, I can’t do anything to change your fate. I’m sorry you’re dead, but there’s no turning back. Now if you go up to that… receptionist area and give them your information, you can be properly prepared and/or judged for whatever afterlife fits you the best. Now let me go, please.” He rambled out with a monotone voice, almost as if he had that memorized. The redhead wasn’t listening though, not because of his own existential panic, but because he was lost in the deep blue eyes of the person(?) in front of him.

“Huh? Oh yeah sure whatever. I’m dead I get that, I imagine so with the amount of pain I was in. But like, who are you? Are you the Grim Reaper?” Ian said, trying to find the right words.

#august 2023 #creative writing #scrap #scraps #writing #fanfic #fanfiction #shameless #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #gallavich #tbh I’ve only seen two seasons? #but i love them your honor #I want to finish this one day

[rangertessadarling]

Halt: mistakes were made-

Crowley: By you.

Halt: and people were hurt-

Crowley: By. You.

Halt: BUT IN MY DEFENSE—

#rangers apprentice #ranger's apprentice #psychopathic and insane they may be #but i love them your honor #tessa's incorrect quotes

[lesbianneopolitan]

What is the one word you’d use to describe Cinder and Neopolitan?

one word for BOTH?

unstable

#Ask #karma3196 #but I love them your honor

[green-angst-and-ham]

Apparently it’s tradition for me to disappear for long stretches of time and then come back to scream incoherently about What If. In my defense I’m a New Yorker now and I have college and a full time job to juggle, so…free time, never heard of her. That said, on with the incoherent screaming:

They’ve knocked it out of the park so far with this season! I don’t know WHAT happened but it’s so much better than Season 1

PEGGY RECOGNIZING BUCKY AS THE WINTER SOLDIER AGSHDHEKSL IF YOU STABBED ME IT WOULD HURT LESS

“There is no me” i have just been injured in the emotions

but also who was the Hydra idiot who signed off on sending Bucky to New York to work with Peggy freakin’ Carter?? Did they just have so much confidence in their own brainwashing that they didn’t think anyone would figure it out, or did some evil intern or whatever screw up colossally? I need to see behind-the-scenes in Hydra HQ when they realize they’re about to face the wrath of Peggy Carter

Natasha in a tutu dancing Sugar Plum Fairy while electrocuting people. WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE

And we still have 1602 to look forward to!!! They had better not screw it up, I need my medieval superheroes injected into my VEINS-

#what if season 2 #bucky barnes #natasha romanoff #marvel #i’m back on my bullshit #but i love them your honor

[13ag21k]

Ghostsoap fandom💖 can you please tell me which games do I have to play and what comics or stories do I have to read to understand these characters and their dynamic well? Someone please help me, the amount of games and content available is a tiny bit overwhelming <3 <3 please & thank you 💖

#im new to this fandom #have been lurking about for a while #but want to get into call of duty for these two idiots despite hating shooting and war based games #but i love them your honor #ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghost riley #soapmactavish #help me guys #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 2

[superdillin]

Spoilers episode 20 of The Atomless.

Thinking about Theriac being just a little head of garlic in a pot with Ayg sitting next to them with their arm around the pot collecting the falling leaves and trying to pretend everything is FINE

#I've never made fanart before #because as you can see I cannot draw lol #but I love them your honor #and this is so silly but so sweet and romantic #Atomless #The Atomless #theriayg