#call her The

[crystallizedcheese]

I just think she’s neat

#cuphead #don’t deal with the devil #cuphead: don't deal with the devil #cuphead: ddwtd #the cuphead show #cuphead art #cuphead boss #cuphead baroness von bon bon #baroness von bon bon #cuphead the baroness #call her The #The #sugarland shimmy #i love how she can go from 1 to 3000 #so much fun to draw #traditional art #my art

[jacqcrisis]

Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

#baking #just do it just put THE SALT IN THE COOKIE DOUGH #inspired by the coworker who bragged her recipes dont need salt and brought the blandest cheesecake bars to the potluck #you need some salt i promise #just a little #just skooch #'the recipe doesnt call for salt' THEN ITS PROBABLY WRONG

[hawberries]

the GIRLS!!!

#tade if you are free at 6pm on saturday i would like to hang out please at 6pm on saturday if you are free??!??? #IF YOU ARE FREE PLEASE CALL ME! TADE!!!! #she's perfect. im obsessed with her. #@ izutsumi: haha. get tade'd. idiot #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi #tade #fanart

[seagiri]

very sleep deprived doodles of whatever’s going on inside my brain

#my art #senshi #Chilchuck tims #Chilchucks wife #<- we call her whitbelle #whitbelle #chilshi #chilchuck sandwich #dungeon meshi #barely visible text says the following #(pointing at Senshi) ready to ruin things for himself because he wants to help his friend #(pointing at Chil) mcdumbass developed a crush on Senshi and is now afraid of letting him go despite wanting to reconcile with whitbelle #***the name whitbelle came from the fic Reelin’ In The Years by werewolf_gimmick on ao3 !!!

[cesiscribbles]

More ineffable parents and the mystery baby!

#my art #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #looking for a name #and no the baby is not Jesus #Maybe Im gonna call her Astra #mystery baby #ineffable parents

[lilislegacy]

it seems that the entire percy jackson fandom is in agreement

out of all pjo/HoO characters…

who’s the most powerful: percy

who’s the most brutal: percy

who’s the most unhinged: percy

who has the greatest capacity for evil: percy

who’s the scariest: annabeth

#she’s just scary ok?? #even apollo calls her the scary one #THATS saying something #annabeth chase #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #percabeth #pjo

[suiheisen]

liberté, egalité, fraternité et yaoi

#love shuttle……. it’s the millennium of omegaverse #a win for fujoshi everywhere #had to look her up and that’s noemie the founder of nao studio publishing #also calling it bl is putting it so delicately #this is full on squelchy invisidick yaoi #anyway if you’re looking for shamelessly id-fulfilling manhwa this is it #it’s love shuttle by aeju #man who has never gone into heat his entire life and insists he is FINE with it #suddenly spontaneously keeps slipping into heat every time a certain alpha is around #and then they fuck nasty in almost every chapter #love shuttle #omegaverse #manga #manhwa #twitter #yaoi #art

[murderbeast]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

#cat pix #not art #i've been lovingly calling her toncharov lately :)

[s-aint-elmo]

part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

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#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #dungeon meshi spoilers #doodles #mine #in my to-do list that second image is described as 'visions of marcille tarted up dark magician style dancing in falin's mind' #making laios call the dungeon lord dress weird in part one is just compliance to canon characterization HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME #i looove fashion and fashion as characterization so my headcanon is that marcille's epilogue style is a direct consequence of that dress #she realized that there was no escaping the resemblance to her mother bc it is now a proven fact that black brings out her cuntiferocity #also falin is wearing a chemise de la reine bc 1) plumage real estate 2) similar to her canon dresses and 3) booba

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[diet-comet-soda]

I, for one, cannot wait to kick Beldam's ass in the TTYD remake, thank you Nintendo for adding transphobia back into Mario as god intended

#paper mario #paper mario ttyd #ttyd #the thousand year door #paper mario the thousand year door #pmttyd #vivian #vivian paper mario #paper mario vivian #vivian is trans #Was gonna call her Bedmas in this post but then I realized only Canadians would get that joke #trans #transgender #queer #lgbt

[tranny-man]

I suddenly remembered the webcomic where this girl just pretends to be her crushes dog to make her happy and I don't know if it was like intentionally supposed to be pet play but it definitely was the comic that introduced me to the concept lol

#the chapter with the shock collar rewired my brain #iirc it was called her pet by pito #shes truly puppygirl rep

[silicacid]

They asked the displaced people to go to Rafah! Now there is a bombings next to Al-Kuwaiti Hospital in Rafah, very close to us!!!! — Ahmed El-Madhoun from #Gaza (@madhoun95) December 20, 2023

#they are bombing rafah again and again #al kuwaiti hospital #never forget #palestine #free palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #gaza #yes that is bisan he is calling out to her

[twistcmyk]

please

#i have a good relationship with my mom please don't call her a bitch

[death-himself]

tommy’s such a fascinating case of allyship and the fact that there might be more cishets like him in the future with queer people being more accepted is hilarious to me

like how the hell does a cishet man get legally married to a gay man, refuse to get a divorce, write fanfic about them being together, then get attacked by terfs who thought he was trans

whether you like tommy or not you have to admit that’s a hilarious way to be an ally, his mom really raised him right

#tommyinnit #mcyt #also his mom calling tubbo her son in law #tommy’s a bit too comfortable in his identity as a cishet man and yknow what good for him

[hodinodi]

late late happy women's day ‼️

#my art #persona 2 #persona 3 #maya amano #kotone shiomi #probably wil draw *mostly* p1/p2 onwards (<-- very oldsonapilled) but i just rlly wanted to draw maya and kotone bonding first :'[ #getting used to calling her kotone im so used to ham #shin megami tensei