"Okay Max you can do it just this once!"
A shitpost cause I'm still charging up for kevdan week
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the way they sometimes introduce fish to lakes cracks me the fuck up because they literally will just drop a bunch of them out of an airplane
imagine that happening in the warrior cats universe. dudeheart, respected warrior of riverclan is trying to chill and enjoy the five minutes of peace he has today. his new apprentice is a dipshit. the deputy is on his ass. thunderclan is up to something weird. he just wants five minutes. five goddamned minutes to himself to sit and organize his thoughts.
and then a giant metal bird screams by and dumps a fuckton of fish into the lake
what do you even say after that. what do you even do. it never fucking ends for dudeheart. it's always fucking something
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Podcasts but their taglines are accurate:
The Magnus Archives: You really should have paid more attention during season 1.
Welcome to NightVale: No you haven’t missed anything, Cecil is just kinda like that.
Camp Here and There: Lmfao you thought this would be funny, didn’t you? You didn’t expect to cry tonight, huh? Dumbass.
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I need them thrown into a box and kick the box to the nearest river (affectionate)
Yep another redraw wow....
Old art↓
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Nikki: Do you like seafood?
Neil trying to focus on his computer: No.
Nikki: Not even salmon or shrimp?
Neil pleasantly turning his head: Oh, you're like, actually asking?? I thought you were trying t----
Nikki letting chewed up food fall directly onto his keyboard:
Neil: and there it is.
Nikki: Do you get it
Neil:
Nikki: Neil do you get it it's 'see' food
Neil:
Nikki: neil do you get it
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camp camp but conversations I’ve had w my friends, expect im too lazy to draw it this time
also. no this probably won’t be very in character but it’s funny
Nerris: my parents were so disappointed when I showed them that I got a b on my math final-
Harrison: dude. i got an F on my math final…
Nerris: oh
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insert harrison finishing venting about something here
Nerris: dw Harrison, we think you’re great :)
Preston: ^^
Nerris: <3
Preston <3
Harrison: ew what love and support??
Harrison: wtf is going on I’m supposed to be the therapist friend
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Harrison: send help
Nerris: no
Harrison: 😭😭
Nerris: L
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Preston: harrison how were you capable of wearing shorts and a t-shirt on a rainy and cold asf day
Harrison: it wasn’t that cold??
Nerris: yeah, it was like, 70 degrees.
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Preston: wait what
Preston: im blind
Nerris: mb
Nerris: ..how do you text a blind person
Preston: echolocation
Preston: wait no
Preston: uhhhh
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i thought I had more quotes but I don’t?? huh that’s weird
Anyways. may as well call this projecting onto fictional characters again because wait a second, all my quotes for Harrison were things I said
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