#carrot slice

[mtsodie]

ponies and ponies . and also ponies . and ponies again

( pt 2 )

#mlp #mlp fim #mlp ocs #mlp oc #ocs #fairy glow #blossom bliss #cookie dough #cotton wisp #tangy #goodie goodie gumdrops #strawberry sparkle #carrot slice #bumble belle #cherry pit #most of these are name generator ones that i made designs out of ... some are from a mlp birthday name thingy . like the facebook kind #🎨 #JESUS that is a shitload of tags . good lird #anyways . if yall have questions about any of them . pleasies ask im so obsessed with these guys

[canneddolts]

they are breaking company rules

#(visiting each other at lunch) #half life #hl1 #halflife #barby&gorin #my stuff #gordon freeman #barney calhoun #also..trying out this thing of coloring them ish #im not rly sure abt it thoug #also barney Has tomato soup. with 1 carrot slice #And. he eats w his helmet on #idk why……….

[fullcravings]

Easy Carrot Cake Slice with Cream Cheese Frosting

#easy #carrot cake #slice #cake #cream cheese #frosting #sheet cake #carrot #walnut #nuts #cinnamon #spice #brown sugar #easter #kids #recipe #snack cake #australian #cake bars #wandercooks

[icewindandboringhorror]

I thought that these inner sections of a pomelo peel thing kind of looked like flower petals with their coloring, so I left them out to dry for a few days, and then glued some of them together to make little "flowers" to hang in my window.

#crafts #I like the see-through ness of them and the color gradient. And pomelos are one of the foods to me that are very fun to disassemble #(like how I enjoy peeling carrots. or cutting cabbage. etc.) I don't actually eat citrus that much but some of the people I know #and live with do. so I'll always volunteer to cut stuff up or peel fruits if I'm over at someone's house or etc #I am.. the Food Prepper .. lol.. I could never be a chef due to the stress and the Hot of a kitchen and me being so heat sensitive #but in a broader sense I love doing little menial tasks like that. especially if there's some element of like 'try and get the sections all #cut as evenly and neatly as possible'.. sitting there like ..ouuu.. a challenge.. i will cut this onion into the thinnest slices known to #man.. this is now my quest and my destiny... etc. gjhbhj #ANYWAY... though I originally wanted to kind of sew them together with string so there wasn't glue visible or anything #I ended up having to glue them for them to hold their positions properly #So it looks weird because they're so trasnparent that you can kind of see the glue lines at some angles... but alas #still nice when the light shines through them

[z0mbiefrank]

i would have taken you to so many garden centres

#we're looking at all the forest creature lawn ornaments and planning the next season of our veggie patch #then we're going to the cafe and sharing a slice of carrot cake #gerard way #mcr #z0mbie thoughts #op

[bamsara]

forced to slice this chapter in half because i keep going in to make revisions and while it's getting to a point where i may be able to post soon, i deadass doubled the word count and its not a comfortable reading length anymore skdghldshgsd

anyway spot the Stitch OC

#writings #GOD okay #i just have some Moon scenes to revise and it should be good #i think im gonna have to slice it at the point where the next day begins so hypo moon will be next chapter but carrot cake scene and the #monty apology scene and the flying sun scene are all in there #but that also means the teasing daycare kid scene is in next chap along with the sun black out and the sticker phone and uusuhddghgg #sorry im bad at fic planning #since chapter 9 is pretty much already partially written since its gonna be sliced then i can i move some timed things around that too #but the managment phone call thing IS happening in chap 8 like i got that down

[thirstyvampyr]

my secret power is that i could probably do hot ones without flinching

#mina's diary #hot ones #i wish i was joking #ive been eating habanero peppers since i was little #as a kid we used to snack on pickled mango with habanero slices #whenever i can find some here i pickle them with vinegar garlic carrots and thyme so i can use the juice in my plate #makes them last longer i just put more vinegar

[fernisfat]

How do you manage to eat so much fattening food all the time without being anxious about your health? I know weight≠health but surely that amountof butter and carbs has to be bad for your cholesterol at the very least!

Hi thanks for asking! The short answer is that it’s none of your business, but the long answer is….i don’t??? What you see on here is a very small part of my actual life and this is a fantasy space where I present myself in a very specific way for horny reasons.

I’m not binge eating on a regular basis and I keep a very close eye on my health. I just don’t always show you guys the salads/wraps/etc I have most of the time bc that’s not as sexy to talk about as it is to talk about eating a whole pan of brownies (which is also like…not something I do often or off camera)

anyway here’s the actual food I’m cooking tonight because I’m a real person who likes to eat vegetables 🤦🏻

#my diet is largely plant based lmao #my favorite snack is plain baby carrots or like…a tomato sliced with a bit of salt and pepper #I’m not mainlining heavy cream and butter on a regular basis #and even if I was that is my business

[bitchfitch]

I know it's more my vibe to post extremely unhelpful recipes but I'm proud of how this one looks

#thank good im not the one who has to do the dishes #Carrots: chop carrots add to pan over medium heat with a stick of butter brown sugar honey and chili powder cook until soft #Asparagus: add to pan with olive oil salt rice vinegar paprika pepper and and garlic powder cook until soft #potato: rub down in olive oil salt parsley and chilli stick in oven at 400 for however long #do the the potatoes first #steak: sear in cast iron pan with butter honey garlic powder and lemon juice. move onto broiler pan with lemon slices on top. cook in oven #with potatoes until the center hits 130f or higher #its not a Difficult meal but by god does it fuck

[joansblondells]

hellcheer + textposts (pt 7/?)

#hellcheer #eddissy #pt 7 dont call it a comeback #a return to nonsensical form #saw ppl on hellcheer twt watching the blob '88 !! my hellcheer blob agenda finally spreading !! bitch !!!! #everytime one of you lot watches the blob for the hellcheerism of it all I gain 20 years on my life #need one of u creative individuals to gif them or vid them or write them au style orr ?? whats it called ? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN #rip chrissy you would have love love LOVED pinterest #that girl could've crafted a hyperspecific moodboard like her life depended on it #hc tp #eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #long post #to any kind souls who actually read my ramblings in tags you are very sweet and lovely and I just emailed u a slice of carrot cake #💘 #op

[dykeredhood]

Crinkle cut carrot chips are superior to carrot sticks

#the ridges adhere to asssoted dipping sauces better #and I feel like the crinkle cut slicing process wastes less carrot #compared to having to carve carrot sticks into little nubs #personal

[skeletonpendeja]

Shit I been cooking lately

#upper left was tonight; baked chicken w sauteed broccoli and stovetop mac w sharp ny cheddar #upper right was last night; fried dry rubbed wings w steamed broc and a serving of arroz con mais #lower left is a pizza w a peeled tomato marinara- sliced mozz- THEN pepperoni peppers and onion then topper w shredded mozz #and lower right is pan fried dry rubbed pork chop chunklets w a new zealand white cheddar mac and broiled asparagus seasoned w parmesan #bones rattle #if you need a metric on how old i am i am officially posting food pics #i cant wait till tomatoes are in season so i can do my big pasta shells w mozz pearls and freshly crushed tomatoe sauce and basil #plus i wanna learn how to do chicken n broccoli or bulgogi soon #i need to try some red meat. #plus i still have my ground turkey pastelitos to make... #ive been doing cooking after work as opposed to going right to drawing or gaming and its been soothing after a long day #baking too #i made a big yellow cake in a hotel pan and cookies for later #which is now tbh :3c #''gwen are u getting fatter'' YEA IM EATING FOR MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE #SHUT UR GAB AND EAT MY MANDOLINED CARROTS AND PEAS I PUT CHILI FLAKES IN THE BUTTER SO THEY CAN BLOOM IN FLAVOR W THE CARROTS

[katsuhiras]

bunny Rei

#enstars #ensemble stars #rei sakuma #giv him a nice slice of carrot cake

[promithiae]

Tired of the bad American food polls being racist and/or classist, so here's a bad rich people food poll

#poll #honorable mentions: #elote 'off the cob' $14 #rabbit ravioli w/ carrots parsnip and salami $27 #a side of kale w/ olive oil and harissa $15 #a single slice of avocado toast with a poached egg $18

[ichorousisopod]

mmmmmmm carroté

#mine #isoposting #isopods #HOW IS THERE ANOTHER PIED STILL IN THERE #MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE #HOW #WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCKKKKK #I'll catch it later I GUESS #goddamn #this is such a nightmare oh my Lord #on the bright side #the pieds IN THEIR OWN ENCLOSURE #are getting braver? #I saw THREE of them #crawling about on the surface #one was even eating their carrot slice #they did skitter away upon turning on the light #but it's nice to see them NOT hiding under the log not eating anything like they were before

[stim-contain-protect]

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

Item #: SCP-871

Object Class: Keter

SCP-871 is a collection of 237 cakes. Instances of SCP-871 vary widely in appearance and size, covering the entire range of foods described by humans as "cake". The smallest observed instance of SCP-871 was a miniature cupcake with a mass of 15 grams. The largest yet observed was a 22-kilogram baumkuchen measuring 2 meters in length.

[...]

SCP-871's danger originates in the consequences of an instance not being eaten. Any instance of SCP-871 which is not consumed will cause a new cake to be created in its vicinity after 24 hours. [...] It is estimated that an uncontrolled outbreak originating with a single instance would render the earth uninhabitable within 80 days.

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#scp foundation #scp #stimboard #scp 871 #self replacing cake #cake #food #slicing #knives #cupcake #cupcakes #mirror glaze #pink #brown #white #chocolate #chocolate cake #lava cake #birthday cake #carrot cake #cheesecake #dessert