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misstycloud · 1 year

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Owen headcanons

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• A big boy, through and through. No matter how tall you are he is taller. Very broad too, his arm feels like a tree trunk and is ripped with muscle. Just looking at him you know you should definitely not fight him. You'll die, seriously.

• Is completely and utterly obsessed with you. He can’t live a day without you, he needs you to be close otherwise he won’t be able to focus if he can’t tell how you’re feeling and if you’re safe. Your safety means a lot to him too, he doesn’t know what he would do if anything happened.

• Owen is definitely a big puppy regarding his feelings for you. He follows you wherever you go and wants to be together at all times, even during events where people would rather be alone;like going to the bathroom… But if you say no firmly he’ll listen and let you do your business.

• Not really one for fixing his appearance. He’s satisfied worth his looks and doeasnt care about anyone’s opinion except yours. The only time when gel dress up is during special occasions as more formal dates.

• Hates when others take up your attention when it should solely be on him. Can’t you see how much he loves you? How your puppy boy is right there? He’ll do anything for you. But those wretched people you call friends steal you away from him constantly. ‘Sorry, I have to see my friends tonight.’ ‘I can’t stay, I promised to help a friend out with their project.’ How many times haven’t he heard that? And how many times hasn’t he told you that you don’t need any friends? He is the only one you need.

• If Owen wants to get rid of someone he’ll start pretty easy, by making some threats and have his enemy know what they’re getting into. When that doesn’t work he will go through with his promises and then they will be no more.

• Adores cuddles and physical closeness. He won’t be able to sleep if he doesn’t have you in his arms. Definitely sniffs your hair while you sleep. Often spoons you, but wouldn’t mind being the little spoon once in a while. It’d be so cute having your arms thrown around him, though you wouldn’t even be able to completely have them around his body. It would basically be like trying to hug a bear.

• Owen’s favourite food is apples. Though it is technically not a ‘food’ and is instead a fruit- he doesn’t care. Doesn’t matter what you say, it’s still dinner material; as long as you eat them in large quantities. Careful, or you’ll have to drive him to the hospital from malnutrition.

• What sort of animal would he be? Well, he would be…..you already know.

Literally him ⬆️

#yandere #oc #obsessed #male yandere #possesive #headcanon #Owen #Crispy oc #yandere boyfriend #yandere x reader #toxic #yandere oc #HC #short #fiction #yandere oc x reader

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crispycreambacon · 7 months

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It's the little blue guy himself!

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mr-saturnnn · 10 months

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to the reblog below

I've made this some time ago, the fact that I hc Christopher as French and just—

(it's canon)

use the word homosexuel to describe these gay people. also homosexuelle is used towards women (Stephanie, Lilia, Cakey, Slurpee ;)))

choose your favorite hat pls

#christopher pierre #chris pierre #chris p #crispy #crispy is french #ghost and pals #ghostandpals #ghost #ghost and pals headcanons #the distortionist

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coldemergency · 9 months

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Harry is really bad at naming things, so when he gets three new house elves, who beg Harry to give them names, Harry calls them Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Hermione can’t stop laughing long enough to explain why it’s so funny to Ron who thinks the names are odd but overall alright.

#harry potter #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #fanfiction #hp #house elf #house elves #rice crispies #headcanon #hermione granger #ron weasley #muggle things

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ch3shire-rabbit · 2 years

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Can’t Galaxia read Meta Knight’s mind or something lol

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#Kirby #Crispy’s art #Meta Knight #King Dedede #Metadede #Galaxia #If that’s not canon then I’m taking it into my hole of headcanons then

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crispy-bonnie · 10 months

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Bain and teenager contractor reader? Platonic and hadcannons, please and thank you.

alright so it’s been WAYYY too long since i posted a fic and decided to go out of order on reqs because i really need to get this shit done

i apologize profusely for the amount of time it’s taken for me to get this shit done , and i hope it meets your standards . thank you for reading and on to the hcs !!

Bain + Teenage Contractor!Reader HCs

Man who’s dumbass decided to hack Crime.net again 💀

That dumbass happened to be you (/lh)

You were in the need for some cash but you had absolutely no experience in heisting and you knew damn well that you’d be snapped like a twig by cops

However, something you did have experience in was hacking

You’ve been on the dark web once or twice, sold some information that had high value, things like that

So when you found out about the PAYDAY gang, you knew that you just had to have them do the job

Bain was scared shitless upon seeing some new mf log into Crime.net as an admin

However, because you didn’t have the fanciest of firewalls, he managed to pinpoint both your location and identity

Bain thought you were just some dumb teen who decided to fuck around and find out

Just as he was about to wipe you off the face of the platform, you sent him an encrypted message

Now the real confusion settles in. How smart is this kid?

The two of you end up negotiating a deal, one that would keep the both of you from getting knee deep into shit with the cops

A heist was arranged where the gang would cook up some meth so that it could be sold on the black market

Seeing how well the gang did the job, you hesitated none in hiring them again

Bain was just as pleased, seeing as you held up on your part of the deal and made sure the PAYDAY crew received a cut of whatever you earned from those meth sales

Of course, you end up finding yourself in a compromised situation

Dark web people are shady, and seeing your activity on said platform, there were certain sharks willing to kill or kidnap you for the goodies

Bain not only sees this as a huge problem because it would harm profit, but also because of how young you were. Though you’ve done some shady deals, you were still a kid.

If you don’t have a family or live in a toxic household, he’ll make an attempt to have you meet up with Twitch or Bile so that the crew could keep you under safe watch

PAYDAY gang family HCs here 🤭🤭

If you do have a family of sorts, he’ll make sure to hire hitmen and other undercover protection for you.

You won’t know it, but there’s always at least one person in your vicinity making sure that you’re unharmed

You end up unintentionally leaving a trail of corpses because of it 💀

Bain also teaches you some tips and tricks on hacking and keeping yourself secure, just to make sure that you don’t get yourself too fucked

Overall, he’s not attached to you, but he definitely isn’t going to let any shady motherfuckers try and get their hands on you.

#payday 2 #payday #fanfiction #fanfic #payday 2 x reader #payday x reader #reader insert #x reader #headcanons #payday 2 headcanons #payday 2 bain #bain payday 2 #platonic #teen!reader #crispy writes

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nerdanelschildren · 8 months

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Amrod and Amras were on the same ship coming over from Valinor. as such, they had a lot of time to talk about what they were doing, and what they had just done

they knew that tensions were running high, and that a distrust of Fingolfin's followers was rampant. they also knew that Feanor had stolen away in the dead of night, manning the ships with only those he trusted the most. only those who had sworn oaths of fealty to him. they did not trust their father's judgement on this

they feared that someone might try to sabotage the ships once they landed, but they also knew that they would need to send those ships back to pick up Fingolfin's troops

Amrod volunteered to sleep on one of the ships overnight, to prevent sabotage. Amras stayed on shore to cover for his twin.

little did either of them know the sabotage would come in the form of a thrown torch, that it would come from their father himself, and that it would cause not just damage to the ships, but complete destruction

#headcanons #silmarillion #this can lead to either Crispy Amrod or Partially Crispy Amrod #your choice of which #amrod #amras #sons of feanor #my posts

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incorrect-hot-crispy-dazzling · 4 months

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Slim, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!

Grapethroat: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!

Slim: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*

Grapethroat: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!

#anime campaign #hot crispy dazzling #incorrect quotes #california slim #warden grapethroat #you can rip the slim is Italian American headcanon from my cold dead hands #unfortunately the only way to convay that headcanon through text posts is stuff like this

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seginbeats · 1 year

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Dark type specialists are interesting to me.

Actually, any trainer that specializes in one type interests me, because I believe that the trainer reveals a lot about their personality, morals, passions and beliefs through the type that dominates their team of Pokémon. All of the elements have positive and negative aspects; you can have a water-type specialist like Kofu who represents the bounty of the ocean, how it feeds us, how we rely on it for food. At the same time, we see Team Aqua's Archie as a symbol of all that we fear about the sea: all consuming waves, storms, drowning, being stranded.

There's no such thing as a "bad" type, but I believe that specific Pokémon types have more stigma than others. Ghost, Poison of course, but I'm going to focus on the Dark type right now.

All of the antagonistic teams across the board have grunts, admins and leaders that use dark types; dark type Pokemon are aggressive attackers, and prominently have the Intimidate ability. Characters such as Grimsley, Nanu and Piers are heavily implied to be social loners, struggle with their moral compass, and are more often than not, seen as less-than-savory in their personalities.

Even NPC characters such as punks, delinquents and street thugs are usually seen carrying dark type Pokémon in their squad. What im saying is that these trainers have a tendency to become criminals.

Dark-type specialists seem to lean morally grey, or chaotic. These characters are using Pokémon that they can relate to, tame efficiently and remain in sync with. To understand a dark type means to know what it's like to be in sullen, deep, overwhelming feeling.

Since prehistoric days, we as humans have feared the dark. It's the unknown. It's a factor we cannot predict. Anything can be in the dark-- things are hiding in there. Are they hiding from larger beasts that are stalking the shadows-- or are THEY using the black corners as the predators, waiting to strike? You're only safe in the dark if you know how to use your teeth and surrender to some of your base, primal instincts.

I'm rambling about all of this because Giacomo as a dark-type specialist is so interesting to me. He's not-- BAD by the standards of other Pokémon antagonists. Clearly the kid is loyal to his friends, his team's cause, and knows when to back down and stop. Here's the thing though: plenty of other terrible people are also overly loyal to their friends and their cause to a fault. (Team Rocket, Team Flare, etc etc.)

What I'm saying is that the kid is decent in attitude, but he's using dark types for a reason. He's smart, terribly smart; he was counsil president after all, wrote up the code of conduct for Team Star and got them to listen. He's a good trainer, Giacomo has a Kingambit for fuck's sake, that isn't an easy Pokémon to evolve up, let alone work alongside. He plays dumb and acts immaturely because he IS still just a teenager. But he's not afraid to be manipulative and cunning in order to get what he wants; zero impulse control means that he's going to follow his base instincts and do what he needs to win, to be safe and to be sure that he has the advantage over someone. He chases dopamine. He chases thrill. He dislikes adults, doesn't trust them at all. At the same time, he takes the validation of an adult and runs with it.

He's such a toss up. He has the potential to become a really, really awful person as an adult. Giacomo is easily manipulated, and if he believes what he is doing can potentially help his friends, he's not going to question it because of the poor impulse control. Or, he can turn out to be a brilliant trainer who uses his knowledge to overwhelm opponents as a gym leader. It all depends on the adults who wind up surrounding him, and the choices he makes on his own. (Think Anakin Skywalker; giving in to the light side or the dark side.)

But at the end of the day, he IS a dark type specialist, and he isn't above playing dirty and being shady, whether intentionally or unintentionally. Giacomo will never be a "good person" by accepted societal standards.

#;;mobile posting #{ wow that was a ramble idk if that makes sense. }#{ MY brain is crispy so I might hate this and retcon it in the morning}#{ Thinking about how Giacomo's canon teen choices remind me so much of how I headcanon'd my Guzma. and we all know how well that became. }#{ Oh Giacomo you dumb ass. }#☆ ‹ production room › headcanon

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ashtxeman · 1 year

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tell me, oh wise glass joe aficionado, what is every boxer's favourite m&m filling and starburst flavour?

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

Well, Joe prefers starburst first of all. His favourite flavour is the orange one! As for m&m's he likes brownie.

Kaiser prefers starburst too, his favourite flavour is strawberry. For m&m's he prefers the crispy ones since he likes the sound they make.

Disco rocks with both! His favourite starburst is blackcurrant, and his favourite m&m is birthday cake.

Hippo is Hippo, he doesn't pay attention to the flavours, he just eats them all. He does favour starburst slightly though, since they remind him of home.

Hondo prefers m&m's, his favourite is the originals. His favourite starburst is blackcurrant.

Hugger is an m&m lover, and his favourite is brownie! He likes all the starburst flavours, and can't bring himself to favour just one.

Tiger doesn't really like any, but if he absolutely had to choose he'd pick the classic m&m's and the lime starburst.

Don favours m&m's since they're easier to eat on a date, his favourite filling is brownie. As for starburst, his favourite is obviously strawberry.

Aran plays a dangerous game of taking off all the starburst wrappers and mixing up several m&m fillings just to eat whatever he gets, but his favourites are lime starburst and crispy m&m's. This guy probably dips pringles in vimpto so.. don't trust him.

Soda doesn't snack much, but when he does he always picks peanut m&m's. He thinks starburst are too much of a hassle to eat so avoids them.

Bull is neutral towards both, but if you really pester him about it he'll probably say he likes blackcurrant starburst and peanut m&m's.

Macho loves starburst because they're cheap but taste rich. His favourite is lime, but he's degenerate enough to pull a Ratatouille and shove two different flavours in his mouth at once. For m&m's, its just the classics for him.

Sandman doesn't have a favourite m&m, he likes them all equally, but his favourite starburst is strawberry without a doubt.

Mac's a simple lad who knows what he wants, lime starburst and birthday cake m&m's.

Doc favours his own chocolate over anything, but doesn't mind a good m&m when he's offered, no matter the flavour.

Birdie likes starburst and his favourite is orange. He doesn't really eat m&m's.

Jay is an m&m kind of man, and prefers the brownie filling. He doesn't like starburst.

Bob is straight-forward.. if it's green, he usually likes it. Lime starburst, birthday cake m&m's.

Dragon doesn't really like either, but would eat an m&m if offered.

Muscle hasn't really tried any before, but if he ever got a taste he'd definitely love orange starburst and peanut m&m's.

Heike is an m&m lover, and his favourite filling is the classic. As for starburst, he likes blackcurrant!

Clown will gladly shove both in his mouth at the same time, as long as it's something nice to eat. Flavour is an afterthought to him.. lime starburst, classic m&m's.

Narcis can't really eat either because of his braces, but when he sneaks an m&m its usually a crispy one. Starburst is a no-go.

Hoy eats neither of them, he's a bit basic when it comes to snacks.

Rick favours m&m's and his favourite is crispy, but on the other hand Nick favours starburst and his favourite is blackcurrant. They refuse to eat the others favourite snack out of spite for the other brother not liking the same.

#punch out #anon i bet you just asked this to shame any characters that eat crispy m&ms #hope its satifactory anyway lol #headcanons

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dreamsclock · 2 years

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I think that someone should take c!tommy out for ice cream ^_^ as The C!Tommy Guy, what flavor do you know for a fact he’s getting?

i do !! he’s getting the most hideous flavor possible Like. a combination of flavors that REALLY shouldn’t mix but he loves anyway. topped off with a horrific amount of sauce and sprinkles and added things. whoever is buying him the ice cream (BEcause he is. Poor.) is staring in complete horror and regretting their decision because he’s gonna be bouncing off walls for HOURS now and then complain he feels sick and it’s gonna somehow be their fault. oh god oh boy

#this is real and True #> mr plot armour innit #> friends !!#> headcanons !!#> crispy tag 🏷

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headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne · 2 years

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Laurence likes spicy food

#bloodborne #laurence the first vicar #headcanon #yeees time for the crispy new high quality screenshots!

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mr-saturnnn · 11 months

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can i have some random chrisken HCs

here you go anon!

Chris taught Kennith how to use a metal bat

Kennith taught Chris how to use certain technical devices

Christopher is an albino and he has severe vision problems. He almost can't see without his lenses. Also lenses color his eyes black which are originally red and partly transparent.

So, Kennith helps Chris when the latter can't see. For example in the morning or at night. Also Christopher tried to walk at home without wearing his lenses, and Kenny helped him by taking his hand and leading.

Christopher loves kissing and caressing Kennith's scars

This is the only way they're gonna heal

Because Chris is very sorry that Kenny had to bear this pain, that Kenny had to suffer from it, and Christopher wants to help him as much as possible

Since Christopher is an albino, his body hair is also white

Kennith really loves it

Albinos' eyelashes are white as well, and Christopher uses mascara to make it black

Chris and Ken enjoy each other's wardrobes, styles, makeup and stuff

#chriskennith #distorted colors #askbox #headcanons #christopher pierre #kennith simmons #chris p #chris pierre #crispy #the distortionist #colorbars #ghost #ghost and pals #ghostandpals #ghost and pals headcanons

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ch3shire-rabbit · 2 years

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Hc that mk and ddd pulled a Bambi when they met

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#I have a lot of unpublished art that still has my older watermark and it’s annoying but I don’t feel like going back and editing #out the watermark. So what if the art looks a bit. Cluttered because of that #Aughhrh anyways #kirby #meta knight #crispy’s art #king dedede #metadede #I guess????? This is when they were both like four though #Also!!! Say hi to my Galactadad headcanon again #This comic was gonna be more longer but I went “nah” and didn’t #Cause then I’d never finish #Oh yeah I need to tag the grandpa #galacta knight

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crispy-bonnie · 1 year

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mebic

his name is dalton and he commits war crimes

#payday #payday 2 #payday 2 art #payday 2 headcanons #headcanons #payday 2 medic #drawing #art #digital drawing #fanart #payday fanart #payday 2 fanart #crispy’s shitass art

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maveras-posts · 2 years

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✨CrAcK🔪 FREDDY Headcanon

Freddy Kruger ✨CrAcK✨:

Connoisseur of Dirty Jokes and DARK humor

Sometimes you wonder if he’s serious or not

But Freddy is also an ✨EmPaTh✨ to the point it’s scary

Can sense OBVIOUSLY fear but also sadness or anger

He also fidgets with his knives because he likes the sounds and they distract him

Is quite skilled in metalwork as well (Makes lil creations in his free time)

Will never admit it…but his FAVORITE show is RIVERDALE at the moment

Don’t let him in the kitchen. YOU.WILL. REGRET.IT.

Winter is also his Favorite SZN (It sweater weather)

Sry for this but…Kinda get homophobic vibes

BUT mans is Pan, mostly cares about the seggs in a relationship (Has and will experiment)

Also is FRENEMIES with Chucky (They’re sLiMeBaLlS of the slashers)

Is one of the Funniest Slashers (ON GOD✋)

His one purpose in life is to piss the world off (At least that’s what he says)

I hope I did a good job, Crispy Boi is beloved!

I hope this is everything everyone wanted and that it met the expectations! I was thinking of writng more for Freddy and Jason in the near future, as always suggestions and new ideas are ALWAYS welcome!It’s 3AM (Lol all my Headcanon come at this ✨TiMe✨) so without further ado, I’m going to bed✌️

👻Happy Spooks!💕

-Mav

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