#dadceit

[d-c-it]

Dad switch au

Most fics have the light sides and dark sides living in different mindscapes/parts of the mindscape (?) and I was thinking. Let's imagine they get along (ish) but still live in different places. One day Dee is complaining how hard it is to take care of his dark sons (he includes Virgil because he sometimes visits) and Patton is like 'It can't be THAT bad. Dee raises an eyebrow and tells Patton that if he is SO sure, they can switch for a few days. Patton agrees.

Deceit arrives at the light mindscape and announces that Patton is gonna be absent for a little while. Do not bother him. Or me, for that matter. And proceeds to throw himself on the couch and take a well deserved nap.

Virgil shrugs, but Roman and Logan look at each other warily before nodding.

Later on, Roman pokes him and Deceit grumbles. What did I say about bothering me?? Roman pouts. Do you want to watch a movie?? Deceit sighs but agrees. Roman proceeds to show his choices and Dee makes a face at Moana, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast and The little mermaid. Roman thinks he will change his mind until he says: I'm more of a Princess and the Frog or Lion King fan? Roman lights up like a Christmas tree and summons said movies plus Pinoccio.

They have a movie marathon with Roman acting out parts of the movies. Deceit enjoys a night without watching Remus reenacting the Saw movies or screeching like the ghost/demon on the tv. Instead he cuddles with Roman (who completely forgets his worries about Deceit).

The next morning Dee has breakfast ready, the others are a bit put off by not being asked what they wanted beforehand but it's whatever because Dee made pancakes.

In the evening Deceit and Logan get into a debate of sorts and are standing on opposite sides of the living room. Virgil and Roman are watching them as if it was a tennis match. Eating popcorn.

Virgil goes to visit Patton at the dark mindscape because he misses him, he accepts Roman's request of delivering a card to him to let Patton know he misses him too and Logan sends his regards.

Virgil steps into the dark sides living room and all he can see is chaos.

Depression is lying on the table, in a puddle of his own tears.

Anger is weirdly calmed, attention enraptured by a lava lantern.

But it's Patton running around trying to catch Remus that makes him falter. He watches as Patton gets a hold of his feet and drags him to a door he knows leads to the bathroom. Remus screeching like he's being killed at the time.

He hears Patton yell STAY before he comes out of the bathroom, panting. His clothes are a complete mess and hair dirty with god knows what. He looks up at Virgil.

'... Did you know Remy comes here sometimes?'

'uh, yes?'

'That makes five people to take care of. Five. I haven't figured out how to get Depression off the table. He's been there since I arrived. Just yesterday I could finally entertain Anger so he stopped climbing stuff and knocking glasses. And now I'm finally getting Remus to take a bath... Dee gave me a list of instructions and it was like five pages long. I thought he was kidding and I can't remember where I put it!'

'Do you... Want me to get Dee?'

'NO! I WANT THIS KIDDOS TO LIKE ME BACK' whimpers Patton.

'Alright... I'll get Depression to his room... Anger is good so...'

#sanders sides #patton in a nutshell #ts patton #ts dark sides #oc dark sides #we are not including lust in this au for the sake of pattons sanity #ts light sides #ts deceit #ts janus #ts remy #ts sleep #ts virgil #ts logan #ts roman #popality and dadceit #funny #dcit drafts

[onthevirgeofdestruction]

I collabed with the fabulously talented @krowfics for this year's @tss-storytime Big Bang! This story rocks, and you know I love me some dadceit and villainy! Please go read the amazing story on AO3! Lil bonus under the cut.

Bonus Virgil from when I was practicing the comic book art style for the main piece. I thought the classic heroes-and-villains setting should have some comic-book like art.

#tss storytime 2023 #ayri reads #ayri draws #tsss #tss #sanders sides #SaSi #ts sides #tsss art #tss art #sanders sides art #SaSi art #ts sides art #tss fanart #sanders sides fanart #tsss fanfiction #sanders sides fanfiction #tsss fanfic #tss fanfic #SaSi fanfic #ts sides fanfic #tssstorytimesubmission2023 #tss storytime submission 2023

[no-need-to-demonstrate-art]

I was gonna try and do this anyway, but then decided that this would be perfect for the #pastadtiys03 by @pasta_is_ok_sometimes on Instagram!

I don't know how to draw babies lol so bear with me- He is kinda cute though 🙃

#sanders sides #sanders sides art #sanders sides fanart #jake #jake sanders #janus sanders #janus sanders fanart #janus sanders art #thomas sanders #thomas sanders art #thomas sanders fanart #sanders sides incorrect quotes #sanders sides incorrect quote #sanders sides comic #among us #momceit #dadceit

[fangirltothefullest]

“You can take us and separate us and banish us to that distant planet, but the love we have is not wrong and it cannot be killed that way! We will find each other, just you watch us.” 

Janus and Patton seconds before they’re banished to Earth to live as mortal humans as punishment for falling in love, something that is forbidden for Celestials to do.

#moceit #sanders sides #datleh #datleh au #dadceit and the little eldritch horrors #dadceit #tashiarts #janus sanders #patton sanders

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Virgil: Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Janus: The monsters don’t live under our beds, they live inside of us.

Virgil:

Janus: Goodnight.

#incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #incorrect quotes #ts virgil #virgil sanders #incorrect virgil sanders #ts janus #janus sanders #incorrect janus sanders #anxceit #incorrect anxceit #platonic anxceit #familial anxceit #dadceit #momceit

[oldkamelle]

messy boy remus & papa jan

#sanders sides #janus sanders #remus sanders #dadceit #traditional art #oldart #thomas #i only have black and red pens #and i didnt realize that the red made the bubble bath look like blood until after i finished drawing #...welp

[sketchydetails17]

Just realized I never posted this onto my tumblr! I’ve been watching a lot of the 1960s Addams Family, and god they’re pure 🥺 and I’ve wanted to draw the Dark Sides as some scenes from the Addams Family for so long, and I really liked this scene :D

#sketchysart #fanart #sanders sides #sanders sides fanart #virgil sanders #sanders sides au #remus sanders #deceit sanders #sympathetic remus #sympathetic deceit #dadceit #dad!remus #kid!virgil #1960s addams family #addams family

[thecrowslullaby]

I forgot to post these here.

Janus: I am perfectly capable of raising a functioning side by myself.

Patton: you messed up some perfectly good sides is what you did *points at Virgil*look him, got anxiety. *points at Remus* and I don't even know where to begin with that one.

Comic 2:

Logan: Now let's review some basics before we join the road, shall we?

You spot Patton and Roman on the street. Now Virgil, what do you hit?

Virgil: OH definitely Roman. I could never hurt Patton.

Logan: *loosing his will to live*The breaks, Virgil. The breaks.

#virgil sanders #logan sanders #Tss comic #Remus sanders #Janus sanders #Patton sanders #Sander sides #Dadceit

[theeerealpunkin]

Janus: It's 3 fucking am, this is the fifth time this week. It's Wednesday. I will pack up your things & send you to the Light Sides if you keep waking me up, you horrors.

(he wouldn't. He loves his kids)

#sanders sides #remus sanders #remus the duke sanders #virgil sanders #kid remus #anxiety sanders #dadceit #intrusive thot #sanders sides virgil #kid virgil #thomas sanders virgil #Family dark sides #momceit #wine mum janus #wine mom deceit #janus sanders #deceit #sympathetic deceit #deceit sanders #PunkinDraws

[more-incorect-quotes]

Janus: Virgil what happened?

Virgil: [sobbing] idk why don’t you ask Remus

Janus: Remus what did you do?

Remus: he sneezed and i accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of bless you

Janus:

Janus: how could you even say that by accident?

#incorrect quotes sanders sides #ts incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #sanders sides #janus sanders #dadceit #remus sanders #virgil sanders #the dark sides #tw cursing

[3ternalslumber]

The doodle of Roman and Virgil is fanart for pasta_is_okay_sometimes on Instagram. Close up of the smaller doodles under the cut.

#tss #sanders sides #tss roman #tss logan #tss virgil #tss patton #tss remus #tss janus #the absence sides #absence!Virgil #absence!Roman #mute!Virgil #deaf!Roman #dark side family #momceit #dadceit #spider!Virgil #moxiety #platonic moxiety #prinxiety #romantic prinxiety #kid!remus #kid!virgil #kid!patton #kid!sides #familial dukexiety #familial anxceit #familial anxceitmud #Fae!Logan #shading this was so much fun

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Janus: you're grounded!

Virgil laying face down on the ground: how can I be grounded if I'm already on the ground F A T H E R

#sanders sides #virgil sanders #janus sanders #dadceit #paternal anxceit #familial anxceit #sanders sides uncorrect quotes #sanders sides incorrect quotes

[fangirltothefullest]

Gosh I'd *love* to see datleh Roman and Remus reuniting or just bonding those two have my /heart/

#datleh #datleh au #dadceit and the little eldritch horrors #tashiarts #dadceit #celestial!roman #eldritch!remus #dad!patton #dad!janus #janus sanders #patton sanders #bird--nerd #why yes I AM aware that Roman's hand is the wrong one #but i don;t CARE at this point

[incorrect-sanders-sides]

Janus: Remus cannot know about my date tonight.

Virgil: Don’t worry, I’m not a gossip. And if I were, it wouldn’t be to my little brother about my dad’s love life.

#THERES ONLY ONE THING IN THE QUEUE AS IM FORMATTING THIS AND IM FREAKING OUT AHHHHHH #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #sanders sides #ts janus #janus sanders #ts virgil #virgil sanders #familial dark sides #familial anxceit #familial demus #familial dukeceit #momceit #dadceit #parental janus #parental deceit #incorrect janus sanders #incorrect virgil sanders

[moceit]

Home Is Where...

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Summary: It's boring being a teenager when you have no friends and are stuck working as a waiter at your dad's restaurant. At least that's what Virgil thought until a set of twins move into town and start attending school with him. Now how will Virgil survive after letting himself befriend Remus Rey? Suddenly Virgil's life becomes a roller coaster of never-ending adrenaline that he wasn't prepared for... and neither were his parents.

Pairings: Platonic Dukexiety, Eventual Prinxiety, Divorced/Eventual Moceit, Background/Implied Intrulogical, Brief One-Sided Logince

Prologue

Word Count: 1,533

Chapter Warnings: Divorce, lmk if something needs tagged

Read on AO3

"Attack!" the little boy with a toy dinosaur in his hand screamed as he jumped off his bed and onto the pile of blankets and pillows he had laying on the floor.

"Raaaaawr!" he waved the dinosaur in the air to make it look like the toy was the one rawring before he threw the dinosaur at a ton of blocks he had stacked up to stand in place of a skyscraper.

"Destruction!" the little boy cheered as he threw his hands in the air in celebration when his dinosaur toppled over his skyscraper.

"Virgil~" came the recognizable singsong voice of his daddy.

Virgil looked over at his bedroom door to see both of his parents standing there watching him. "Daddy! Papa!" he shouted as he ran up to greet them. He threw himself into a hug between both of his parents who hugged him back.

"Time for bed, kiddo." said Virgil's papa as he stroked his hair.

Virgil threw his head back and groaned as he wiggled himself out of the hug. "Five more minutes?"

Both of his parents glanced at each other and back at him with the same look in their eyes that often told Virgil he was about to be disappointed.

"Afraid not." said his daddy. He came further into the room and lowered himself to be more at eye level with Virgil who was frowning at his parents with begging eyes. "You have school tomorrow so you have to go to bed early."

"Yeah," Virgil's papa squatted down next to his daddy and placed a hand on one of Virgil's shoulders, "your first day of kindergarten. You wanna get lots of sleep tonight so you can wake up refreshed and ready for your big day tomorrow. Okay, kiddo?"

Virgil perked up a little. He had been looking forward to starting kindergarten all summer long and tomorrow he'd finally get to go. Virgil ran to his bed and jumped into it.

His dads followed him, picking up the blankets and pillows discarded on the floor as they went. They helped get Virgil's bed put back together so he could sleep in it that night. After replacing the stuff onto the bed they each gave him a kiss goodnight.

"Wait!" Virgil sprang up from his bed as his papa pulled away from him.

"What?

Virgil ran to where he had left his toy dinosaur in the rubble and picked it up before climbing back into bed.

"Okay!"

Both of his parents planted another kiss on his forehead and wished him goodnight. Virgil closed his eyes. His dads crept out of his room, making sure not to step on any of the blocks they'd remember to have Virgil clean up tomorrow. His papa was the last one out of the room. He flicked off the main light leaving only the dim purple night light to illuminate Virgil's bedroom before slowly closing the door behind him.

Virgil's eyes shot open when he heard the click of his bedroom door. He listened carefully for the sound of his dads' footsteps pad their way down the stairs. Virgil waited for one beat, two beats, then sprang himself out of bed and tiptoed his way across his bedroom to the door that he quietly pulled open. Virgil continued tiptoeing down the hall until he was sitting at the top of the stairs where he could listen in on his parents' conversation from the living room below.

"I can probably stay at my mother's until I find a place close by to rent." Virgil overheard his daddy say.

"That's like an hour away from here. Is that fair to Virgil?" his papa replied. Virgil tensed at the mention of his name. What were they discussing that could possibly pertain to him and his grandma?

"Is any of this fair to Virgil?"

There was a second of silence. Virgil leaned forward, whatever they were talking about really piqued his interest and he didn't want to miss a word.

His papa sighed before finally saying. "No… it isn't. But we can't keep living like this. It's a toxic fantasy that's hurting all of us. We have to give each other space before we both go absolutely crazy and—"

"—and I opted to leave." Virgil's daddy finished his papa's sentence.

"Don't say it like that, Janus."

"Well how do you want me to word it, Patton? We have to separate before we both go insane! One of us needs to move out! We can sort out Virgil's custody later, but for now I think it's best if I make the move as soon as possible."

Virgil felt panic rise in his chest. What did his daddy mean by leaving? Was he going away forever? Virgil was not having it. He ran down the stairs and turned the corner into the living room to meet his dads sitting on the couch staring back at him.

"Virgil?" his papa stood from the sofa. Virgil hadn't realized he started crying until his papa was knelt in front of him brushing tears and hair from his eyes. "What's wrong, kiddo?"

Virgil couldn't bring himself to admit what he overheard upstairs. He blubbered some nonsense as he pressed his face into his papa's shoulder. Virgil wiped the snot and tears on his papa's sleeve as he continued to console his son.

His papa looked over at his daddy who had also stood from the couch and was watching the two of them. "Janus, can you help me?"

Virgil's daddy came up behind Virgil and lowered himself down. He began rubbing soothing circles around Virgil's back. Virgil shifted himself into his daddy's arms as he tried to calm down.

Virgil's daddy pulled Virgil away from him a little so he could look into the boy's eyes. "Are you okay?" his daddy asked.

"I want a bedtime story." Virgil managed to gasp out instead of what he wanted to say.

Both of his parents looked at each other. "A bedtime story?" Virgil knew they didn't believe him, but his dads played along anyway

"There's no need to cry over a bedtime story. If you want one you don't have to be afraid to ask."

Virgil stepped away from his parents and wiped the remaining mess from his face onto his pajama sleeve. He nodded solemnly then led his dads back up the stairs and into his bedroom.

His papa picked him up and placed him back into his bed while his daddy picked out a storybook from his bookshelf.

Virgil's papa took a seat at the foot of his bed. His daddy handed the book to his papa and went to sit on the floor next to Virgil's head.

"Goodnight moon." his papa read the title of the book off to Virgil who snuggled under his covers. Virgil's papa read the entire book as he and his daddy listened.

When he finished he placed the book on Virgil's bedside table. Both of his parents gave him a third kiss goodnight and stood to leave. His daddy walked out of the bedroom and his papa tried to follow but was stopped by one of Virgil's tiny hands reaching up and resting against his arm.

"Is there something else you need, kiddo?" he asked, looking down at the boy laying in bed.

Virgil was about to reveal what really upset him earlier. "Papa? Daddy is not going away for good, is he?"

His papa gave him another one of those looks. "Oh, no baby, no!" he tried to assure the five-year-old. "He's not going away for good." he paused only for a second before adding. "Your daddy is just going on a little vacation from home for a few months. He'll come back soon, I promise!"

"How soon?"

His papa hesitated before answering. "I don't know," he replied truthfully. "But you'll get to see him lots during his vacation. We'll make sure of that, okay?"

Virgil rested his head against his pillow. "Okay papa. Goodnight." he wasn't sure if he was satisfied with his papa's answer, but he didn't press it further. His papa gave him a fourth kiss goodnight and left the bedroom again as Virgil hugged his dinosaur close and fell into a restless sleep.

A few months would pass. His daddy would find a new home to live just a few minutes away while he was on "vacation." Virgil would visit frequently and he loved spending time with his daddy at his temporary house.

Those few months would turn into a year and Virgil's parents would have to explain that daddy's vacation from home would become permanent and that would be how Virgil would first learn about divorce and what that meant for his family.

They would settle on a custody agreement where Virgil would switch homes every couple days. It was jarring for the little six-year-old at first, but he started to get used to the constant jumping back and forth. It became fun for him to mix things up.Just a few months after explaining that daddy was never coming home the divorce would be finalized and this arrangement would become Virgil's new normal. Something the boy would find wouldn't always be easy.

#original #sanders sides #prinxiety #moceit #intrulogical #platonic dukexiety #virgil sanders #remus sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #roman sanders #logan sanders #dadceit #divorce cw #ts fanfic #nat writes something #home is where...

[oldkamelle]

breakfast w/ papa jan

#sanders sides #janus sanders #remus sanders #dadceit #sketches #oldart #thomas #ive been having a craving for dadceit lately #i might need therapy #btw if yall have any dadceit fanfic suggestions pls tell me QwQ