#dumb of ass

[alukardtheabysswalker]

100% HIMBO

#my adventures with superman #my adventures with superman spoilers #superman #clark kent #lois lane #clois #dceu #dc #pure of heart #dumb of ass

[bucktommys]

I just read this article, “Is your partner less satisfied than you think?” They said 80% are not satisfied. I’ve only ever been with Patsy. They did not seem like good numbers for me. For you? For anyone. Uh, if I do the math on all the women I’ve been with, that’s… wow.

#911 #911 spoilers #911 6x13 #911 fox #evan buckley #chimney han #hen wilson #evanbuckleyedit #mia gifs #* #DUMB OF ASS

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

drew this dumb fuckin thing instead of working on the WIP I should've finished by now, enjoy

#good omens fanart #good omens season 2 #crowley #aziraphale #muriel #my art #ineffable husbands #lmao #dumb of ass #afcart

[mandsleanan]

Saw this lovely Choso fanart by rednoki0 when the Shibuya arc aired, and I only had a vague notion of the character, despite the amount of art in the series' tag.

Me, who has only watched the anime: Why am I getting Himbo Vibes from this kid?

My partner, who follows the manga: Just wait.

#Jujutsu kaisen #JJK #Choso Kamo #Fanart #Himbos are a Shonen staple #Broad of chest #Pure of heart #Dumb of ass

[chaosemmie]

me: hmm i wonder why i got literally 0 notifs on the OP stuff i posted!

me: *never posted it*

#em.text #DUMB OF ASS

[dryersheetbear]

WE’RE ON PAROLE!!!!! WE’RE ON PAROLE!!!!

#this scene just makes me laugh thats all #dumb of ass #s11 e5 #ian gallagher #shameless #shameless us #these are not like . coherent #idk im just out here pressingbuttons on photoshop and pissing myself off #im sure theres other tags i could put but i am too lazy #goodbye ! #dryersheetgifs

[marioxdk]

Donkey Kong x Mario is, at its core, dumbass x dumbass

#they're both stupid and we love them for that #pure of heart #dumb of ass #that's just who they are #mario x donkey kong #dk x mario #mariokong #mario x dk #donkey kong x mario #mario movie #super mario bros movie

[tadpole-apocalypse]

His tail was wagging the whole time during this conversation.

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur's gate #dragonborn #lae'zel #tav oc #bg3: oxus #he thinks she's very nice! #dumb of ass

[ratislatis]

keep fucking scrolling

#homestuck fanart #dave strider #bro strider #dirk strider #digital art #homestuck #pokemon scarlet #himn #au where bro isnt a fucking piece of shit #😳 #the gays in action #also ive decided bro canonically holds nintendo switch controllers like a boomer #like he cannot play them without having his arm propped uo #dumb of ass #my dirk and bro comp sci major agenda

[herrmannhalsteadproduction]

I feel like the most writerly thing I've ever done is to start writing fanfiction as a hobby on the side from my job...as a writer. 🤦‍♀️

#because you know what's fun? #slamming my face against a keyboard ALL hours of the day #not even lying #writers - why are we like this? #dumb of ass #sore of arm #moderately quick of word #this message has been brought to you by carpal tunnel and tendonitis

[casasupernovas]

There gonna "they were twins!" Adeola!

A twin named Esme! I see why they cut it because why on earth would you travel with someone who killed your twin?!

#dumb of ass #doctor who #martha jones #tenth doctor #10th doctor #tenmartha #adeola oshodi #esme oshodi

[england-would-fall]

Alex: *trying to spin a rugby ball on his finger like a Harlem Globetrotter* hey. hey Hen—didn’t you have something you wanted to tell me?

Henry: We’re leaving for Africa next Tuesday.

Alex: Nice. Wait…what? Is this like, the Royal We? or should I be packing a suitcase?

Henry: *swipes an app closed and sets down his phone* both. I recommend sun cream with a strong spf.

Alex: *purses his lips*

Henry:

Alex: is baby oi—

Henry: No, baby oil is NOT sun cream!

#don’t at me #i kid because I love #alex kinnie #disaster bisexual #smart of book #dumb of ass #incorrect red white and royal blue #incorrect rwrb #rwrb book #rwrb movie #red white royal blue book #red white and royal blue book #red white royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #red white and royal blue #alexander claremont diaz #prince henry of wales #first prince #firstprince #henry x alex #alex x henry #alex rwrb #rwrb alex #henry rwrb #rwrb henry

[wrecking-it-raphie]

((IM A FUCKING IDIOT.))

((I DREW CASEYTELLO INSTEAD OF RASEY IM SO SORRY @red-rage-machine))

((😭💔))

#dumb of ass #Idiot moment fr #ooc yappin

[thatqueerfangirl02]

Part 4

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Today I bring you Peter "Kind of Heart, Dumb of Ass"

Peter Parker (a.k.a. Spider-Man)

In every universe, Peter Parker is a funky little genius himbo who just needs a hug. This guy got bit by a spider and was like "Welp, time to be a superhero." Like babes, you just need to graduate in one piece.

2. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell

Now I know what you're thinking "But A, he's not a Peter?" and to that, I say, "STFU, he is now." This man really went "Don't worry, my husband said I could," every time he did something stupid. And then he went and adopted 11 (and re-adopted 1) funky little aviators, and taught them to go "Don't worry, Pops said we could."

3. Peter Pevensie

This man I swear to God. Now I'll be honest, it's been a while since I've watched any of the movies, but I do remember that he was a bit oblivious to the things going on around him. And sure, he was a great leader and he led Narnia to many victories, but we all know he was just the pretty frontman and that the other three were the respective brains of the operation.

4. Peter "Star-Lord" Quill

I mean, do I really need to spell this one out for you? "Dance battle to save the universe" ringing any bells? Once again, this Peter is just the pretty frontman, they let him believe he's in charge (sometimes) but he's just a little space himbo.

Bonus: Peter Hale

He's not a dumbass (or kind-hearted) but he's really pretty and I need you to appreciate him.

#marvel #teen wolf #top gun #the chronicles of narnia #peter parker #spiderman #pete maverick mitchell #peter pevensie #peter quill #peter hale #dumb of ass #kind of heart #he's lucky he's pretty

[lovelycryptidnamedlucifer]

whoopsies got obsessed oiver something

this is Nooby from youtuber Soybean and im i im. im. i.

#💕💕💕 #Nooby from Soybean's series #idk what it's called... #sweet of heart #dumb of ass #<3 #krita #krita art #fanart #artists on tumblr #art #Nooby

[dekleinekapitein]

So I finally went and read Red, White & Royal Blue because I enjoyed the trailer for the film adaptation, and I loved the book so much I had to finish it in one sitting (to the detriment of sleep).

I was unaware beforehand that the story included a dumbass bisexual awakening and it really hit me with the identity feels. The amount of times I have thought to myself ‘how did I ever think I was straight?’ And seeing that reflected in the book makes me want to wave it in peoples faces shouting ‘This! Like this!’

There are many things about this book I love (the banter and the sass and the romance and the sex and the friendships and the masking of personalities exploration) but I am also a dumbass bisexual and while my life is definitely not anything like in the book, that experience is one that I see reflected in this and it feels really good.

Also protip if you like and flirt with a dumbass bisexual be prepared to have to clobber them over their head with your ‘I’m into you’ vibes real hard. And maybe try using words. We need it.

#red white and royal blue #casy mcquiston #bisexuality #dumb of ass #tumblr book club