#dwarfposting

[bethanythebogwitch]

Dwarf: what the heck is lightning?

Elf: enormous bolts of electricity from the sky that sometimes kill people or set forests on fire

Dwarf: ....

Elf: after they happen the sky roars at you

Dwarf: you're not selling me on this whole "living above ground" thing

Elf: ooh, let me tell you about tornadoes

#dnd memes #d&d memes #d&d #dnd #dungeons and dragons #elf #dwarf #dwarfposting #elfposting #lightning #weather #tornado

[fine-dining-goals]

drg is a sleeper agent. even the smallest mention of dwarves immediately causes a drg player to black out and wake up to 29 consecutive comments of rock and stone

#deep rock galactic #drg posting #drg #dwarfposting

[charyou-tree]

Ahem

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

#rock and stone #deep rock galactic #dwarf #dwarfposting #drg #drgposting

[sapphim]

dwarven wardens share the nightmares broadcast out by the old gods, right, but also, after the joining oghren has a real, weird, normal dream, right? dwarven wardens dream?

every night you go to bed and a few hours later you wake up as if no time has passed, and that's normal. and if you've never met any surfacers who might talk about their dreams, maybe you never question if your experience is universal. but there are dwarves who lead lives that bring them into experiences not shared by their kin.

a dwarven inquisitor dreams, because the anchor tethers them to the fade, and perhaps as well because the veil is so thin in skyhold. dwarves, too, can be pulled from consciousness directly into a dream realm inhabited by a powerful demon of the fade, and there they can dream.

everytime one finds oneself in the fade, does it wear down that barrier a little bit more?

does cadash still dream, even after the anchor is removed? has varric found himself in the fade so often that sometimes he might dream? does he sometimes sit up late at night with indigestion, rubbing his chest and knowing that he's about to have one of those strange dreams again? did bartrand dream, plagued by the terrible tainted song of the idol? when he slipped into unconsciousness, were the visions there waiting for him, with no reprieve in sight?

#bioware CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR DWARVEN LORE challenge #still on my dwarf bullshit today hi #dwarfposting #loreposting

[panzsan]

Seen a lot of Elf posting on my timeline

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #deep rock galactic #dwarfposting #comic art #manga art

[squiddotmid]

my room isn’t messy the floor is just set as a stockpile zone

#dwarf fortress #dwarfposting

[zerkwastaken]

#drg #deep rock galactic #dwarfposting #rock and stone #drg driller

[nikotinewithdrawal]

countess: sturdy dwarvern baby you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you sturdy dwarvern baby:

#dwarf fortress #dwarfposting #dorf fort

[deeprockminersunion]

It appears it has come to this. You miners are acting like children.

FO NOT EAT:

-Rockpox

-Any munitions

-Liquid morkite

-Any non union standard beers

-Any native Hoxxes life, ESPECIALLY in azure wield

-Minerals

-Toothpaste

-The rockpox containment solution

Failure to comply will almost certainly result in health risks. Keep yourselves safe, dwarves.

#deep rock galactic #drgposting #drg #dwarfposting

[simknowsstuff]

I found a cool rock

#dorf fort #dwarf fortress #dwarfposting

[headdunk]

recent deep rock memes i made

#deep rock galactic #drg #dwarfposting #c4

[bethanythebogwitch]

Character concept: dwarf who has never gone above ground and doesn't believe in rain. It doesn't matter how much the party tries to explain the water cycle he's just like "Everyone knows water can't float so how would it get into the sky?". He'd be like the flat earther of the fantasy world

#dnd memes #d&d memes #character concept #dwarf #dwarfposting #rain

[inkthecryptid]

r/dwarfposting sounds like it’d be a sleeper hit of a subreddit with some pretty hilarious posts but in actuality the idolization of “hard work and fine craftsmanship” (while on reddit no less) seems to attract hoards of people who want nothing more than to pretend to be as rascist as possible without social consequences.

#dwarfposting #reddit #dnd

[krakenoid]

every dwarf has what I like to call "schrodinger's big naturals" since you can't tell under the beard until its too late

#dwarfposting #this isn't specifically about senshi dungeon meshi #but he certainly falls under the umbrella

[ragrfisk]

It came to me in a dream

#artists on tumblr #dwarf #dwarves #dwarfposting #artist thoughts #art memes #memes #hot dwarves #dwarves who fuck #artist memes #dwarf posting #dnd dwarf #oc meme #art nouveau #but make it dwarves #art #digital art #procreate #original character #dark iron dwarf #my silly little posts #silly art

[creepymutelilbugger]

was sent this in my discord after showing my Extremely Threatening gunner loadout

(made by @hiimlayla :3)

#196 #rule #shitpost #DRG #deep rock galactic #drgposting #dwarfposting