#fag hags

[aclaywrites]

You’ve all heard the joke, yeah? How many lesbian feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One, and that’s not funny.

I believe that there are more gay men’s bars for several reasons, the biggest reason being the stereotypes and attitudes of straight people towards gay men and lesbians. Gay guys are fun! They’re camp! There’s disco and drag shows and sexy shirtless guys with glitter on their ass cheeks. Gay men are fun, yeah? Always sassy and sardonic and love to look their best! Straight girls love to go to gay bars because the guys won’t hit on them, and they drag their dates along and it’s a wild good time for everyone! So new ones open, with a bigger dance floor, or a stage for better drag shows, or the biggest Halloween costume extravaganza in the whole city!

It’s also true that gay men on average earn a lot more than lesbians, and have much more disposable income for pricey cocktails and new year’s galas, so there’s another reason to open another club.

In some small towns there’s only enough market for one bar, so for sure it’s gonna be the boy bar because they’re gonna bring their straight girl friends, and maybe there’ll be a bachelorette party!

And who’s gonna go to a lesbian bar besides lesbians? Straight girls don’t want to get hit on by dykes. They’ll tell you that as soon as you come out to them (I don’t mind but I’m not gay, so….). Straight men are not welcome. I’ve danced on some lesbian bar dance floors, but they’ve never been mirrored and glittery with banks of video screens. I’ve been to a lot of women’s folk nights, with sliding scale cover charges and bottled beer. Women don’t make as much money, either, on average, so a bar wouldn’t be much of a big profit investment.

Gay men are fun and a good market. Lesbians aren’t and aren’t.

#lesbian queries #lesbian query of the day #lesbian #lesbian history #herstory #gay shit #dykes to watch out for #gay history #gay bars #lesbian bars #dykeposting #dykes please interact #fag hags

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I was telling my dad today that I was going to be watching the new season of Feud. I told him it was about Truman Capote and the rich women in New York who were his friends.

My dad: "Isn't that just a fag hag?"

Me: ::brain short circuiting from hearing the phrase 'fag hag' for the first time in a long time. "Um. He called them his swans."

Dad: ::laughing:: Oh.

Me: ::brain still rewiring:: "And I think this was more a hag fag situation. Capote needed them way more than they needed him, and he exposed their secrets, so they ruined him."

Dad: "Huh. Fair enough."

And, like, no. Not every instance of your nearly 70-year-old father saying 'fag' or 'fag hag' is a fun time, but this time, it very much was.

#queer shit #fags #fag hags #and hag fags i guess #did i make a new thing??? #anyway yes the term is outdated #but so's dad

[moonyinpisces]

crowley accidentally created the genre of “nicki minaj fan accounts run by twink nightmares on twitter” when he saw judy garland in the wizard of oz in 1939

#terminal levels of fag hag #good omens #moonyinpisces

[dominickearney]

elspeth knew felix had a thing for ollie and when she saw them interacting she picked up on it being mutual. it's why she didn't take ollie flirting with her seriously and why she randomly brought up being a lesbian in her past (it was to let him know she's comfortable w gays). in this essay i will-

#no but the lesbian line is kinda random until u realize she probably thought oliver was gay and wanted him to know shes okay with that <3 #also she said she'd be okay with venetia getting a girlfriend right before it too. deeply unserious woman #also in general him playing the role of a gossip with her over more overt seduction. like thats a fag and his hag like #this is mostly a joke don't be annoying

[gay-archie]

fag hag is the ideal companion role

#this is where they went wrong with season 2. nine and rose were in love; she and the doctor could’ve been in love but they needed to also #keep her potent fag hag-ness #the dynamic didn’t work without it #doctor who #gay-archie originals #classic who #jo grant

[mediapen]

#cant stop thinking about or looking at this so i cut it out but i have nowhere to stick it apart from like care bear land or somehting #i could be your fag hag............. u could be my gay........ think about it

[acheronist]

this was insane to realize btw. HICKEY 24??? GIBSY / GENGE / JOHN JUST ARE LITTLE BABIES??????

#the stewards clique would be crazy..... three fags and their beloved hag...... #📜

[allgremlinart]

"fag hag" this, "fag hag" that, what about Hag Fags. the important role of a Hag's Fag. a Hag's government issued Faggot that is assigned to her on her 3rd birthday.

#I'm so ready to be a Hag Fag and I really dont mean in a dykey way I mean like a platonic Hag that I can #perform my sycophantic services for. I could be that. let me be that

[eldritchdilf]

I think about her whenever I instinctively try to deflect compliments

#mcives #ty madison rat fag hag ever truly

[familysickness]

If only they'd had lesbian friends Paul might've told John he loved him while he was alive 😔

#real and true. #misread that at first as 'if only they'd been lesbians' and honestly thats real too. lesbianism wouldve saved them fr. #ask #beatles #the fact that u knew who the fag hag post was about akjshajaja <3 #made this the millisecond i got home. priorities

[pierog]

been listening to loads of carly rae jepsen lately.. happy pride

#sorry i get that sapphics love yearning but i am sooo over sad indie wlw movies and songs.. i love to boogie x #carly rae jepsen #comic #comics #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #art #mine #personal #lgbt #its pride month where I live ok #shes the opposite of a fag hag

[snarky-art]

Do it all for you

#dungeon meshi #falin dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #wlw #tw blood #tw choking #yuri #tagging that for the first time ever because I’m so used to saying a Yuri win everytime they’re being the ultimate fag hags #ie everytime theyre on screen together #chimera falin #chimera #illustration #digital illustration #procreate #lesbians #they are lesbians your honor

[ruinikaido]

have been going on youtube a lot and my least favorite kind of youtuber are those male commentary youtubers with mullet brown hair and pinterest necklace colorful collared shirt earthycore fashion who cover topics of different problematic tiktok people or something but always in their video they have to talk about how their vids are for the girls and lesbians and how they appeal to lesbians and im not like other guys im tolerable and silly and have good fashion taste am i right lesbian viewers who make up most of my fandom? I know youre there lesbians Like what the fuck where do you get those statistics why are you focusing so much on if the lesbians like you also thats so weird i hate men this sounds so niche but ive seen it like three seperate times and they always think theyre so morally right then they say the most annoying or questionable thing known to man But tbh i still watch because im bored

#Straight guy who wants to sound hip and quirky and be a reverse fag hag GET OUT! #im not even a lesbian and I feel violated bruh

[brw]

I should stop talking about the homophobicly gay cosplay video but I've never been able to stop thinking about Simon with a weird Australian accent saying "I'm metro, if anything" like yeah that's Simon. Self described metrosexual.

#brieuc.txt #that video lives in my mind rent free #to the point of which its the first thing I think of when people say Avengers Assemble show #not the animated show that I have in fact watched. this single 6 minute homophobic ''Wonder Man is gay'' cosplay vid. #the way Carol really wanted Simon to be the fag to her hag is so funny

[macbethz]

Ruby is nowhere near the first gay doctor who companion however she is the first fujoshi doctor who companion

#stand for our troops #they said she’s bi behind the scenes but I haven’t seen anything on screen to indicate she’s not just a fag hag #warlock wartalks

[campgender]

One gin and tonic. The bartender raises her eyebrows. Her shoulders, broad like a gymnast. Her voice comes out deep and tough. You got it. I suck on the lime. The tang travels through my nose. First time at Ladies Night?

I had been going to gay clubs for the better part of my adolescence—that is, gay boy clubs, where I danced next to men who smelled like flowers and tequila. They had eyelashes that sparkled with glitter, smooth, bare chests, and pretty red mouths. They told me I looked like Doris Day, hugged me close, and whispered secrets in my ear—who was fucking whom, who got cast in what play, who was peaking on what drug. I knew that other girls my age were sneaking out of their bedroom windows to go to rock concerts and parties at Hollywood mansions, but I was convinced that my nightlife was cooler. I danced up and down Santa Monica Boulevard like it was paved just for me. The posturing and stoicism of the straight guys at my high school could not compete with my warm, new friends. I had the vague hunch that we shared something fundamental, but at sixteen and seventeen, I didn’t know exactly what.

from “Confessions of a Fag Hag Femme” by Sasha Elise Cohen

published in Visible: A Femmethology, Volume 2, ed. Jennifer Clare Burke (2009)

#sasha elise cohen #fem #femme #dyke4fag #fag4dyke #fag hag #quotes #visible: a femmethology #image described #mac’s bookshelf #i debated which paragraph(s) to include here for so long but that microaggression is so fucking profound even as it stings. #femme as too much femininity looping all the way back around to not woman enough. #everything goes back to femme #fucking fav