#given time he ABSOLUTELY could

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I love about Leo is that, canonically, he IS capable of cooking, he’s just completely incapable of using a toaster. He’s banned from the kitchen not out of an inability to make edible food, but because being within six feet of a toaster causes the poor appliance to spontaneously combust.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #all Leos mortal enemy: toasters #side note but thinking about this aspect of Leo’s character really has me wanting to make a deeper dive into Leo as a Jack of All Trades #because he has aspects of this all throughout the series #where he can do many things he’s just not the best at it #like he can cook but he’s no Mikey #he can - canonically - rewire an *AI PROGRAM* but it goes very wrong #he can lift both Mikey and Raph simultaneously but he struggles to do so where his other brothers don’t even break a sweat #bro is a Jack of All Trades Master of None frfr #and Leo is even more interesting with this in mind because he uses what he CAN do so well #it’s like how he can see his family’s strengths and weaknesses and knows exactly how they work #his skill set is made way better simply by his personal USE of those skills not by the skills themselves #portals and teleportation are only op if you know how to weaponize them #given time he ABSOLUTELY could #okay I shut up now this was supposed to be about toasters #but yeah all the boys have a bunch of skills under their belts outside the typical ones #but Leo stands out to me for having skills his other brothers have but to a much lesser degree in a lot of cases #and he works with what he has so well that that is a skill in itself

[camgirlkaminari]

i just caught up with the latest chapters and like. those dudes definitely made out right? like that's not even subtext? like horikoshi fully said one and two absolutely went hog wild upon each other like. in the text, right??????? I have other, more cool and normal thoughts, but what is really important to me right now is that. those dudes definitely canonically got nasty. right???????????????????

#other things to note: oh my god afo absolutely gave shigaraki his brothers hand. unbelievable #also: what happened with hawks? did he fully get absorbed into afo? why was he all the way in there like that. did i miss something #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #but really like what the fuck is this story about. all might starts off like yeah you gotta swallow my dna #NOT lets do some sort of. blood oath where we manfully exchange bodily fluids #thats soooo specific #like heroes rising? they touched bloody hands but this is NOT a syphilis situation this is a #katsuki had to have stuck his nasty little fingers in his mouth before they could start the fight. which is SO funny to imagine #and then im back to yoichi and how he must have given away his quirk the first time like #like. doesnt it sound like kudou was like i feel weird. better get a pregnancy test about it #right? right? am i insane here? #bruce says hm. youve got some weird little unformed thing in there #kudou replies: hm. its just as i expected. i knew ever since the time we made love under the moon something about me was different #right? #ugh a lifetime of trying not to read to much into shonen shit im truly like. grappling with this #they fucking. fucked. right?!!!????!!!

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Barry is the speedforce?

Yeaaaaaaaah?

It's complicated.

He created it, he generates it, he is the avatar of the speedforce, the keystone of the speedforce, he canonically can't be separated from it, he feels pain when the speedforce does, there are ancient prophecies inferring that Barry is the speedforce, ect. One can't live or exist without the other and they are intrinsically linked.

I guess it just depends how much you want to read into the prophecies? You could look at like 'Barry and the Speedforce are soul bonded' or you could look at it like 'the speedforce and Barry are the same and Barry just doesn't know that'. Personally? I go with the latter.

Also this is not to be confused with the time Bart was the speedforce. Because that also happened. All the other speedsters got sucked into the speedforce and Bart ... sucked the speedforce into himself. He became the speedforce and the speedforce became him. So technically at that time Bart was Bart Allen, the Speedforce, Barry Allen, Wally West, Max Mercury and every other speedster at the same time. Twas weird and strange and Bart did not have a fun time with it.

So yeah, usually Barry is the speedforce but it's never explicitly written out, Bart was once but hated it, and Bart&Max are probably the only two speedsters who actually know/understand that.

#bart was fully aware of this the entire time tok #like he was sitting in bed going 'holy shit im the speedforce. its inside of me. holy shit what the fuck i think i ate my family?!' #absolutely wild time #i mean he did technically eat his family he wasn't wrong #barry wally max and everyone else were INSIDE him and he could FEEL them and thats gotta be super fucking weird #especially because he DIDN'T WANT THEM TO BE IN THE SPEEDFORCE #but he couldn't do anything about it #but yeah no Barry has been told all this and he still doesn't get it #like at all #in one ear out the other #wally also doesn't get it #given how hes tried to break the speedforce and barry was on the ground screaming in pain and Wally was like ??? 'wtf is wrong with barry?' #like wally my dude you are currently trying to murder him thats whats wrong with him #dc #the flash #dc comics #kid flash #impulse #bart allen #barry allen

[sapphorror]

Okay but my favorite GIR moments are ALWAYS the ones that imply he's just aware enough of what's going on to know that the thing he's doing will fuck up Zim's day, and he still does it anyway, possibly specifically for that purpose.

#invader zim #gir #iz posting #natterings #most times its not even malicious #or not like SPECIFICALLY malicious beyond gir being a gremlin who enjoys chaos in general #i think a lot of the time he just wants to secure zims attention and making him mad is the easiest way to do it #(+ i mean zim kind of models this strategy all the time so can he really be surprised girs learned it—) #or sometimes the terrible thing will eventually end up leading into accomplishing something useful #and its easy to say this is just fools luck and totally inadvertent on girs part #but there are rare moments that suggest he mightve a little bit done the thing on purpose and im obsessed with that #that one comics issue where he impersonates dib torments zim for days on end and then wheedles zim into praising him for it #lives rent free in my mind #BUT ANYWAY I ALSO THINK THAT MAYBE SOMETIMES IT COULD BE A LITTLE MALICIOUS #given that gir in his natural state isnt really CAPABLE of resentment or anger or even dislike #and the one time he was able to feel those things he turned on zim in less than 24 hrs #in a way that was clearly very personally motivated (note to self write meta about gir goes crazy and stuff i have so much shit to say) #which suggests to me those emotions probably are there festering on some inaccessible level and yknow #imo a little healthy sadism is a GREAT outlet for that #zim absolutely deserves it

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Currently thinking about Morgan saying the reason she likes Glenn more then Jodie is because even though he's really stupid, he is trying and thats why she loves him but it's "this is the best its going to be" when it comes to his relationship to Nicky.

Thinking about how Morgan was someone who pushed back against Glenn's worse behaviors and called him out. Morgan made Glenn want to be better. And then she died and Glenn gave up trying because Nick wasn't a good enough reason to keep on trying

#glenn is terrible❤ #he is the absolute worst guy #obsessed with the idea of being with nick again was the only thing to keep glenn going in prison #and then he gets out and is given the opportunity to be in nicky's life again #the opportunity to do it over and this time actually be there #and he just #doesn't want to #its too hard. why would he need to hang out with the kid who came from a unplanned pregnancy when he could run off with his wife and party #as someone with a mentally ill parent who was my codependent bestfriend and watching her refuse to change or be there for me anymore #nicky never being worth it or good enough for his dad just hits a lot harder #freddie owes me emotional damage compensation #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies s2 #dnddads s2 spoilers #glenn close #nick close

[capricioussun]

Will probably delete later but genuinely WHY do so many ppl hate uf papyrus. "He’s horrible and a bad brother and abusive >:(((" my guy. YOU made him that way

#always weirds me out when a really bad take becomes popular fanon and ppl treat it like it's an inherent universal take #happens to all characters I feel but it's esp frustrating when it's not just a bad take but just straight making a character a certain way #as a plot device. or to project ur own issues onto. at that point just. make an oc or smth. why mangle a character so severely. what is #the purpose #im not even going to TRY to pretend i have perfect ic flawless interps (I absolutely don't and know this) #but even w/ characters I have minimal interest in (like asgore for ex) it's important to me to at least *try* to keep them in line w/ their #og counterparts. #and you'd think. given how so many ppl infantilized Papyrus. that some of that would've bled thru into au counterparts #but nope. the fanon versions are practically just wholly different characters who just look similar and 'fill the same role' in their au #and it's honestly not like there's a shortage of other characters sans could have a toxic relationship with in uf #(bc let's be honest here that's 90% of the reason uf papyrus got characterized that way. for ppl to project onto and sympathize with sans) #I don't like having strong negative opinions on things and I especially don't like talking abt them publicly but idk if it's just weird #timing or smth I've seen so many bad takes the past couple weeks #to each their own and I'd never like. bash someone for having a diff take than me. I just don't...understand. #idk #I'm really tired and my eyes are sticky so I really shouldn't even be posting rn bc I will see this later and be like #can't BELIEVE that guy posted an opinion on the internet. WHY would he do that

[divinekangaroo]

I’m reading the scripts for Yes Minister for attempted political inspiration and can’t stop imagining the culture shock of Tommy’s first few months in office.

#Weeping with horrified laughter but anyway #I don’t think he was ever given a portfolio in his first election tho when labour was in power #then after what had to have been his second election (labour no longer in power if my timing is right) he was deputy whip- #-so probably dodged a portfolio. That said given he was in America as part of a trade delegation #I have theorised he had some kind of shadow-economic portfolio after his second election because #deputy whips stay home they don’t go overseas. Unless he bullied his way into the delegation as a cover reason to be in the US- #-either bcos of the amount of trade/manufacture/the BSA in his constituency or as an SME advisory role due- #-to his business acumen. #this is the bullshit that occupies my mind I could be thinking of sodomy but instead I’m thinking of organisational logistics #Anyway if Tommy took an economic or trade portfolio the conflict of interest given the number of govn contracts he then ‘bought’ via his- #-holding companies should see that man in prison for decades; decades I tell you; the horror of what he has done #/tongue in cheek #Mannnnn the newspaper articles about him must have been so absolutely vile #I’ve always writ him as being madly triggered by reporters and think it all prob circles back to the absolute slagging he would’ve got- #-in right leaning newspapers. his baptism of fire in print and then the de-balling by civil servants. And pederast ministers hire him like- #-some lackey. Terrible idea politics.

[luminitewrites]

I’m too tired to grab my tablet to actually draw it, but in the drabble I’m writing, this is what would happen if Eclipse had a working mouth

#sleuth jesters au #i feel like this is exhibit a why he was not given a mouth that opens #absolutely feral behavior #love that in a man #could technically post the drabble tonight but it’s not edited yet #and as an editor my conscience won’t let me post until that’s finished first #so instead it’s time for bed #but drabble soon #another small one but it’ll be a sequel of sorts to a previous drabble #sorry for the exclusively sj!au content — brain is on hyperfixation atm for one (1) thing only #part of the reason why im only sharing those drabbles here and not on my ao3 lmao #maybe i’ll get around to drabbling about the tma au soon #but in the meantime #gnight #lumilite

[hailsatanacab]

so I'm enjoying watching Castaway Diva a lot more than I thought I would and like along with the main questions (who is jung ki-ho, where is he, is he one of the brothers) I'm really thinking......... did she eat her dad

#castaway diva #kdrama #seriously though did she eat her dad #is that insensitive? yes #but also like. #its a possibility #i mean probably not though - if only because he was (spoilers) dead when they washed ashore #(that's if he WAS dead - like could you imagine the trauma of being stuck on a deserted island with the abuser you were trying to escape??? #(like on top of the trauma of being stranded anyway.... yeesh) #but yeah by the time you’ve given up hope of being immediately rescued and you’re foraging for what little food you can find... #dad's gotta be pretty decomposed at that point right? #she probably didnt eat her dad #but the thought would be there though wouldnt it #ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE CIRCUMSTANCES but damn if her little tropical island wilderness camp didnt look cosy af tho #anyway im highkey reminded of those guys that were lost at sea for a week or w/e where upon being rescued they said #it was a pretty nice break away from it alll #like yeah i can see that #the fucking shit she came up with though - she built a HOUSE #real tarzan shit #anyway yeah watch castaway diva its cute and pretty good #cannibalism #should have tagged that earlier whoops #also wait im coming back to these tags to say #god but just imagine the flipside of not eating him - you have to make your home with your dad's body decomposing by the shore #or you have to bury him yourself #just imagine the seagulls flocking around for a meal while you're trying to survive #how horrible

[ghost-in-the-corner]

Sometimes I'm reminded of the fact that Dick is only canonically Romani thanks to D*vin Gr*yson and that when she wrote it she included a bunch of harmful and offensive stereotypes and then I get sad that something so good in theory was twisted into something much worse

:(

#i have read one of her comics #one #i could barely get through it #idk what point in the storyline it was at but dick had a broken leg and given up nightwing to join the mafia (?) #it was around 2006 #and he was referred to the entire time (by himself and others) as things like g*psy rat thief or gutter trash #it also really reinforced harmful romani stereotypes of criminality and hypersexuality #keep in mind it was a single comic #representation like this is so important but to have it done in a way that feels more like a caricature is disgusting #dick absolutely should be (half cause of the court) romani #and i need a modern dc writer to acknowledge it and given this rep the care it deserves #anyway #dc #dc comics #nightwing #robin #batman #dick grayson #romani #representation #media representation #romani representation #bad representation #rant #devin grayson #just the worst #comics #corner conversations

[taus-inc]

finished christian bales batman and i love them

#the dark knight rises was somehow the funniest of the three like pure comedy #batman begins was so so so good i love the story of how he came to be and i think the big bad being his mentor was great #the dark knight gifted me heath ledger joker and i will forver be grateful #also anne hatheway catwoman i love i love i love #so many thoughts no time basically top tier movies #probably gonna watch halle berry catwoman now bc #U N I T Y LOVE A BLACK WOMAN FROM INFINITY TO INFINITY #also tom hardy bane ...... oh he could get it #like i will would go absolutely feral on that if given the chance #alfred that lovely piece of work #he really is the type of guy to walk into a burning building for you but also give you that tough love #and cillian murphy scarecrow 🤨🫣 #he's very twinkalishious

[mxwhore]

patron saint of being hot

and a lot of skill and really interesting anecdotes about your life and having professors that give me second hand anxiety bc they seem kinda awful and mean. But mainly just being hot

ty! admittedly my professors are not that bad, ive only had one bad professor that was more incompetent that awful. if you want another anecdote, ill tell you about the only teacher i truly despise to this day (on the tags, cuz its a very dark story)

ask gamerino

#i retook that course with a different professor and passed expectacularly. now for the horrendous teacher #on this story we have vomiting injuries and attempted suicide so watch out #in my last two years of our highschool equivalent i had PE with a teacher that loved to play favorites #if u were on a sport team you were immediately given special treatment and as you might already tell i wasnt. i hate ball sports #i loved exercising but i dreaded PE because of her #i have a condition that made my periods incredibly painful and meself anemic so those weeks were hellish #even though i was a good student she would NEVER let me sit out the navette test. even with a doctors note #i would do my best and then literally go vomit and pass out in the bathroom cuz if i did it on the court i would be berated #that wasnt enough to earn my absolute hatred tho. we now move to the worst day of my life to this day #it was just getting to school from lunch (we could go home and have it there) and i had PE #when i get a text #it was my best friend being cryptic thanking me for being a friend and saying goodbyes #he was going to commit suicide #i absolutely lost my shit as one does and went on a rampage #i couldnt get in contact with anyone (his ex stepdad was abusive and isolated his family) and they didnt let me get out of school #i was desperate and my friends were trying to help me but i didnt know what to do. i called my mom and she called his school and then i just #sat and waited with a friend. while the other classmates did the navette test #the minutes passed. i got message from my bffs number and it was his mom telling me she found him just in time #i broke then. i started sobbing and screaming and scratching my arms and my friend held me and tried to keep me from hurting myself #some other classmates came concerned and tried to help #then the teacher came. she just looked at one of the volleyball girlies who shrugged #she didnt ask if i was ok or if i needed to call someone or go somewhere. she just asked if i planning to do the test #i said no and she left and i kept crying #when i felt stable enough i went to see what had happened and she just failed me. i couldnt give the test any other day and that was that #she simply didnt care #i had to calm myself down while writing this. its no use getting emotional over a teacher that didnt care #but i hate her. she made the worst day of my life worse and she doesnt know and doesnt care #that memory fuels me to never surrender to indifference and make the pain in this world worse #my bff got help he needed after that and our bond is stronger than ever. he never pulled something like that again #thats the story! not gonna tag this babes

[kaeyaphile]

all thoughts, head full of ✨aventurine✨

+ a bunch of rambling/life updates in the tags, oops

#kayleigh.txt #y’all i seriously cannot stop thinking about this lil’ pixelated man 🫠 #i officially have everything to fully level and max him and his lightcone and his traces 👏🏻 #only e0s1 of course; i’m broke af 😅 #hopefully for his rerun i can get some eidolons but alas not this time unfortunately 💔 #he’s literally on the same level as kaeya in my heart; favorite hsr character for sure #(jing yuan has been demoted to my second favorite now because i am a silly goose) #i honestly never thought i’d be so adoring of hoyoverse characters but... here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️ #actual legitimate feelings for real people??? ❎ #actual legitimate feelings for fictional characters??? ✅ #aNYWAYS the brainrot is really bad y’all and i apologize that my entire personality has been taken over by this man 🤡 #i wish that i had an income right now so that i could commission some self–indulgent selfship art but alas 😩 #once my irl bestie’s wedding and honeymoon is over on may 10th i will be going back to looking for a job 👌🏻 #i’ve applied to probably 50+ jobs throughout the past few months and have heard absolutely nothing back 💀 #i have given up for now; i have to get my mental health and autoimmune diseases under control first tbqh #i have a psychiatrist appointment on the 16th which i am terrified regarding but hopefully it goes well 🥲🤞🏻 #and i am going to start a new injectable medication for my autoimmune diseases asap #i have to deep clean my house and revamp my reptile enclosures before i commit to a job as well ugh #i have to actually get my shit tf together before i start legitimately looking for a job again is what i’m saying 😂

[hipandhorrific]

y’all gotta remember Rezaren was fucked up and evil from the start. there was no descent, just revelations. this wasn’t an instance of him doing one (1) blood magics and suddenly he’s Evil Now, the boy was already busted before the series began.

case in point he’s been letting a demon pilot the meat sack of his dead “”””brother””””” because he’s arrogant enough to believe he can conquer death and selfish enough to ignore that neb probably wouldn’t be into his corpse being a pawn.

binding and controlling a demon is blood magic baybeeeee!

and this isn’t to say that all blood magic is bad- cause don’t get it twisted, i really don’t care about ethical blood magic- this is me saying that it’s clear rezaren has no respect for bodily autonomy, consent and also has been doing blood magic since before we’re even introduced to him.

and literally in his introduction he’s seen not taking no for an answer, completely ignoring the fact that the spirit he summoned is quite obviously in distress.

like, he didn’t just turn evil it was just revealed throughout the series.

#he's just a fucked up little meow meow <3 #< that's a joke i cannot believe i have to specify i am joking #dragon age #spoilers #dragon age absolution #dragon age absolution spoilers #could he have benifited from a slower revelation? #yeah probably #but the team did the absolute best with the time they were given

[clowndensation]

sexually a dom but socially need other people to make every decision in the world

#i've given this guy like 4 times we could meet up and he is OBSESSED with doing absolutely anything other than choose one of them #like i am trying to work with YOUR schedule! just pick something! literally throw a dart! #'vinnie you sound really annoyed. why even pursue this' he's really really hot. #every time i look at his pfp i blackout and when i wake back up i've sent like 3 more messages

[the-silver-chronicles]

Thinking of an AU where Adam sold Silva off to Joseph and Eden’s Gate (in some delusional sense that she would destroy it because honestly that’s the only reason he’d ever give her to the Project) as a child and the Voice convinces Joseph to take her up as a protege. Maybe Paul plays a part into this AU, maybe he doesn’t. Not sure with him yet, since this would be the first time they wouldn’t meet under regular circumstances (the “save the child from drowning and visit her occasionally and eventually gain her trust and adopt her then and there” kind of circumstance).

Anyway, it made me realise that “holy shit, the idea of an Eden’s Gate/Seed-aligned Silva is an utterly terrifying concept” regardless how it happens… because this is a version of Silva who is willing to look past child sacrifices, mass murder and oppression (depending on whether or not these had happened to her in this timeline/s). This is a version of Silva who is more than willing to forgo morality to do as she pleases. A more selfish and malicious Silva.

Could be even worse than the Seeds combined because she’s also better than them too. Opens up a horrific can of worms. The amount of potential this has.

God the Resistance and whichever deputy unlucky enough to face her would be so super fucked. Doesn’t matter if she has learned something (bad) from her experiences with Adam and Paul (probably Apostle-aligned), or if she took an interest in some of the things they taught her but through the Seeds this time around, Hope County would be dealing with a Silva who can physically, psychologically and emotionally outwit, overpower, and destroy them… at any time if she wanted. A very dangerous opponent with a strategic prowess matching up to Jacob and Alexander (probably because they helped perfect her capabilities).

I don’t think most of Eden’s Gate’ members would be safe, as she’s likely prioritising the Seed Family and the select few people she likes.

(More possible ideas! Maybe she managed to convince a GFH/Resistance member to join Eden’s Gate in this timeline? Maybe she has a greater popularity and influence over the Eden’s Gate community than Joseph does? Maybe this was the Voice’s plan? Maybe it needed Joseph to raise the perfect Prophet for it? Endless ideas! I must write it down!)

#far cry the silver chronicles #far cry 5 #oc: silva omar #au idea #silva joins the seeds au #silva joins the project at eden’s gate au #the project at eden’s gate #joseph seed #far cry 5 au #the seed family #oh jfc the absolute horror #the terror she could bring on BOTH factions #maybe joseph brings in rachel/faith as a means to placate silva #like “please don’t do anything unpredictable against us oh sweet child of mine… here a have a wife!” #since I don’t see him having any reason to create the “faith” when he was given silva to raise (either becaus of the voice or adam sold her #probably bought him and the project a lot of time #which could only be viewed by him as a way of the voice sort of making it up to him for the loss of his wife and daughter #though the voice probably has more malicious intentions in mind #oc: paul yellowjack #oc: father adam omar