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itsxiaoyue · 1 year

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Guys, I need your attention, pls.

So I have always had a kind of a crush on this classmate of mine. And I always felt he might find me attractive with the way he is around me. We have rarely talked, but I have seen him stealing glances. This was to the point that once he looked me right in the eye when I felt like he was looking at me briefly and our eyes met at that sudden moment, I reverted my gaze and didn't look at him again. However, he asked a question generally in my direction (ig to the guy standing near me at that time) and I answered since that guy fumbled with the answer, he said "okkkay" and moved to pack his bag. Anyways, he has mostly been a real regular watcher of my IG stories, has watched almost all of them, but has never responded to any. He once just filled a survey form for me that I had posted on it. But recently, he has been on and off and I have posted again and again too on the stories, and there is a high chance my stories appear in front because 1. he was a regualr watcher and suddenly turned on and off, 2. we have interacted online, tho not much, and 3. he has just around 200 followers. So whyyy did he stop watching it.. I feel like he muted me or is ignoring me with the way it is.. what would you guys do in this case?

P. S. even if he greets the guy friend I sit next to who is our mutual friend, he never greets me, never ever..! I mean, almost all the guys in my class greet me, simply because we feel we are classmates and we should be buddies, but he and his friends interact with everyone but me and my group. It sometimes even turns real awkward.

#crushing #guycrush #boys #advises #advice #loveguru #classmates #shy guys

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imperceiveable · 2 months

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bending unit

#bender bending rodriguez #futurama #futurama fanart #my art #robots in futurama make so little sense but they also make so luch sense #I love that it isnt a utopia and also not a dystopia #also I tried to replicate benders handwriting which is shown in the movie bendes big score if I remember correctly #his guycrush on elzar and calculon. love that for him #urghhh these tags have so many spelling mistakes but I'm too lazy to correct them #dumb doodles that look horrendous but anyways

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absentmoon · 2 years

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if i questioned my orientation would u guys be mad at me? be honest

#ITSJUST so confusing im always so confused :((#i cant tell if i like guys.all of my guy crushes have been fictional and i Always think of them as nonbinary Always #ive tried to have guycrushes irl but its never lasted long. now on the other hand i live in texas..so its harder i think??? idkkk :((#confused cat hours #daisy.txt

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transbunnyboi · 2 months

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uhmmm whats it called when you want your guycrush to stroke his cock while he thinks about you and he can't believe he wants to fuck a guy but the idea of your cunt makes him so hard he can't even think about it and all he wants is to breed your boypussy, and he just knowsss your cunt is so so warm and wet and tight and ready to be his fleshlight even though you're a man but he just knows you're a little faggot ready to be used and what was I talking about ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა

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transfemjoker · 1 year

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haunted by the girlism of this simone di meo variant cover for brave and the bold #3. taking polaroids with your hateful guycrush and plastering them to your vanity mirror.. the heart.. the batman titshot.. the translucent nail polish.. the tin cigarette case.. the specific lipstick shape.. this cover understands me on a deep emotional level

#simone di meo you GET me #should make this cover my header image tbh it’s fucking with me SO BAD #its soooooo scrapbooking pics of ur crush and drawing your names in a heart in glitter gel pen #i just KNOW he’s giggling and kicking his feet over these pictures #this post’s so self indulgent sorry i just had to get this image out there #joker #batjokes

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refractical · 4 months

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Lakey's Smash or Pass: Leigh Whannell Edition

Axel from The Matrix Reloaded (2003) dir. Lily and Lana Wachowski

Being a Matrix franchise character, I've loved Axel long before I ever started giving a shit about Leigh Whannell as an actor/screenwriter. I love Axel so much, I would do everything and anything to save him. If I were a character in this universe and a resident of Zion, I would try to get him to stay home and never embark on the Vigilant. Do not doubt my commitment. I need him alive, I need to be his lover. I care about him.

Verdict: SMASH

David from Saw (2003) dir. James Wan

There is absolutely nothing and no one that could keep me from pouring all of my energy and time and love and care into helping David defend himself legally after the events of the Saw proof-of-concept short film. I actually explained everything I would do if I were his defense attorney in this post. I don't really want to be his lawyer, though. I want to be his boyfriend. I want to be the one that posts his bail if possible... and, if not possible, I would come to visit him as often as I was legally and physically able to just to give him someone to talk to. I want to show up for his trial dates as moral support. I want to let him move in with me when he's finally acquitted and needs someone to lean on. I want to hold David. I want to hug him. I want to kiss him, kiss him softly. On the cheeks and neck and lips. I want to fuck this man. I will reset him, re-calibrate him, via prostate orgasm. I want to shatter his world and put it back together... who said that...

Verdict: SMASH

Adam from Saw (2004) dir. James Wan

I care very deeply about Adam. I would take care of this dude. I honestly just want to support him. I'm very aware of the fact that I have a service-oriented loyalty complex like some kind of human PTSD dog and I embrace that fact about myself. I love Adam like a really close roommate or a best friend or maybe an ex-boyfriend I'm on really good terms with and I still care a lot about platonically. I want to let Adam freeload. I want to let him move in with me and not pay rent because he needs the support and he's too depressed to care for himself lately. I want to wash his hair. I want to do his laundry with mine, I want to cook and share meals with him, I want to gently pressure him into calling his mom back because I want to see his situation and mood improve. I'd volunteer to go with him to appointments of any kind to be his advocate in any medical, business, social services or whatever setting. I'd know I'm not responsible for him but I'd want him to know he could lean on me when he needs it. But I don't really want to smash. It wouldn't be a non-option, but I'd much rather talk to him about politics and art over some dinner in our shared apartment.

Verdict: PASS

Spink from Death Sentence (2007) dir. James Wan

Anyone who actually, genuinely knows me knows that Michael Scofield from Prison Break was one of my first guycrushes... Not the actual first, but certainly one of them. Spink is the same kind of twink as Michael Scofield. Looks aside, he thinks he's tough and hard while compensating for shortcomings and vulnerabilities. I find that insanely attractive. I want to be the one who gets him off speed, I want to be the one who talks him into leaving the gang and fleeing to Canada or Alaska with me without police intervention so that he doesn't have to make deals he's uncomfortable with that will end up costing him his freedom and an actual chance at a fresh start. Where was I going with this? Doesn't matter. I'm smashing that twink.

Verdict: SMASH

Matt from Dying Breed (2008) dir. Jody Dwyer

I can't, in good conscience, say that I would smash Matt, at least not on his own. Conditional smash. I'd want to be Matt and Nina's third. I don't want to get in the way of what they have. I think they're both so adorable. And, yes, I think they're both attractive and sweet. They clearly care a lot about each other and respect each other and show each other affection in a boundary-sensitive way. Because I live in denial, I also live in a fantasy world of my own interiority's creation in which Nina and Matt escaped their captors and managed to survive and they make it back to Ireland and I would absolutely be ready and willing to be their support person. I want to be their third, also in a roommate-like way, or maybe as a domestic partner? But I absolutely care about them and I'd do anything for them. The old "it's rotten work / not to me, not if it's you" and all that. Trauma-informed bisexual polyamory. Love wins.

Verdict: SMASH

Specs from Insidious (2010) dir. James Wan, Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) dir. James Wan, Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015) dir. Leigh Whannell, Insidious: The Last Key (2018) dir. Adam Robitel, and Insidious: The Red Door (2023) dir. Patrick Wilson

Jesus Christ, I am so fucking crazy about Steven "Specs" Fisher. I lose all composure when I see him. His dorkyass endearing nerd aura drives me insane with lust. I have never needed anything as badly as I need to flirt with him and make him feel special. Not to be NSFW but I will also note that I am a trans Specs truther and want it to be known that I can, would, and will eat this man out. I will handjob finger this man to several orgasms. As a stone butch service top, I'm a giver only so he doesn't have to worry about reciprocating, anyway, if that's a going concern. Sorry for how crude I sound, I just want to make this man cum.

Verdict: SMASH

Donovan from The Debt Collector (2012) dir. Rich Ceraulo Ko

Goddamn. I need to spot him from across the room at a dive bar punk show, make my way over there, tell him he has beautiful hands, pretty eyes, and a cute face, offer to buy him a drink, ask him if he wants to come back to my place, and hook up with him.

Verdict: SMASH

David from Crush (2013) dir. Malik Bader

Truth be told, I've never seen Crush. He looks like a nice enough guy. I wouldn't not smash... but he's definitely not at the top of my list.

Verdict: SMASH

Clement from The Pardon (2013) dir. Tom Anton

Given the fact that Clement Moss was, in fact, a real man who actually existed and really did try and fail to defend an innocent woman from being sent to her death by electric chair in the 1940s, I must respectfully pass.

Verdict: PASS

Doug from Cooties (2014) dir. Cary Murnion and Jonathan Milott

Come with me on a little journey of imagination, will you? Imagine, with me, a desolate world where a rapidly-spreading virus has taken possession of a significant percentage of children across the country, the catastrophe quickly spreading to the rest of the world. Trust me, human encampments are popping up to defend against the zombie scourge. Think of one of the many enclaves of surface-dwellers in Fallout. Think of a camp like that where survivors have situated themselves advantageously, they function communally, and welcome clean, virus-free outsiders regardless of whether they can pitch in to help or not. I like to imagine I'd be keeping myself safe in a fort or a settlement like that, and I like to imagine that Doug and the band of teachers traveling together would be taken in by such a place, sanctuary rule style. Doug? Doug is a hard pass for me, sexually and romantically, but he seems like he could really use someone to talk at. So imagine, one last time, a group of adults prepping nightly communal dinner from non-perishable foods (we are 100% making some meatless chili with canned beans, corn, and other veggies and seasoning it well so that everyone has some comfort food before bed)... and, while I'm working the gas stove, keeping a big ol' batch of the vegetarian chili hot to serve, I let Doug take my chair and sit down and ramble and infodump away while I dish out servings to our comrades. Doesn't that sound nice? And, yes, believe me, I'll be trying to reform some of his wayward misconceptions about everything. I can't outright discard him. It may have been for comic relief but we're TBI buddies, so I empathize. He seems like a well-meaning dude with some issues that can be smoothed out, autism-to-autism communication style. So, respectfully, I pass.

Verdict: PASS

Gavin from The Mule (2014) dir. Tony Mahony and Angus Sampson

Good fucking grief. Gavin Alastair Ellis. Gavin would absolutely hate me for it but I would not be afraid to scrap, punch, bite, and claw Ray in order to lay claim over Gavin… and, listen, we can make the polyamory thing work but only as a throuple composed of two people who hate each other but who both love the person who serves as the keystone member of the relationship. That's the only way this is going to work. Ray's a sweet dude but he is not my type, not for this. Realistically, we'd probably be on very friendly terms because I do think Ray's alright… but I need Gavin in such a deeply carnal way so bad it makes me look stupid. Oh my God. This slut made me cry.

Verdict: SMASH

Larry from The Bye Bye Man (2017) dir. Stacy Title

You couldn't get me to feel anything for this man even if you forced me to at gunpoint.

Verdict: PASS

Matt from Keep Watching (2017) dir. Sean Carter

I need to fuck him sloppy... by the way, if you even care.

Verdict: SMASH

Jatt from Legend of the Guardians (2010) dir. Zack Snyder

This is literally an animated owl from a piece of children's media. DISQUALIFIED.

Verdict: HARD PASS

#i hope lakey dies

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gyunikum · 10 months

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apparently jesse talked about bojan's being jere's big guycrush on a podcast back in may. wish i could understand finnish, not only because of that (we already know that lol) but to understand the whole episode because he seems like a really nice guy and going by that hockey article he talks nicely of jere

👀 So for proof I would need that podcast, firstly.

And second, I agree with you on Jesse, he seems like such an incredibly supportive friend! (I love that hockey article so much--there is so much history they share and Jesse knows what to share with the public, and what should stay private.)

#I'm a boomer when it comes to podcasts because I just dislike them as a medium #But if anyone's got a link to this apparent podcast 👀#Or if there is a translation out there on YouTube #Käärijä #Jesse

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batmanisagatewaydrug · 2 years

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my DM has recently started watching Critical Role and it's been great for me because he hates almost all of Matt Mercer's house rules and homebrew material but also definitely has a guycrush on him

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moonsetterz · 1 year

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I do think if dirkjohn becomes real then davejake has to become real. They have to use each other's guycrushes to nefarious ends

#but i dont think davejake would last half as long.

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dick-nut · 2 years

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Ask game, 4 and 6

[Coal was brutally mauled to (actual) death by his own guycrush. Loser.]

Ehhh I can't really imagine him selling anything, so I'm gonna answer the alt (#7), he might serve a function as like.. Some sorta defender? I always thought it'd be cool if there was some kind of NPC whose primary purpose was to fight off enemies or defend town NPCs and had a ton more health/defense and dealt a lot more damage, or something along the lines of that.

#terraria #terraria oc #coal (oc)#a diver's communication device

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chaosnatural · 2 years

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guycrush

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breezybxrbie · 4 years

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You’re everything I want. But yet I still can't be yours.

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hopelessandblue · 2 years

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2021 guy crushes

some of them have been a constant crush over the years lol

baekhyun, chanyeol, changkyun, kihyun, taehyung, jimin, yeonjun, taehyun, beomgyu, hyunjin, felix, xiao, yibo, bright, win, dew, nam joo hyuk, song kang, park bo gum, lee jung jae, wi ha joon, son woo hyun, zi hong, yang yu teng, timothée, damiano david, penn badgley, thomas brodie sangster

#2021 #crushes #guycrush #personal #mine

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transbunnyboi · 2 months

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oh my god tumblr is corrupting me and making me into even more of a slut. I'm rubbing my bare tcock on the plushie my guycrush gave me today and whining so much !!! I'm such a whore right now oh god ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა

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fandommash-up · 4 years

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Ok ok imagine you like this guy right? And one day he comes in the room and says “ can we cuddle?”

You say “yeah sure” all cool but inside it’s like hahwoejshzkwk 🥰🤩🥳😎🥺🥳🤩✨🔥🔥

And so he comes and lies in bed with you and y’all face eachother. Your legs tucked a bit and knees touching. One had under your head, the other resting on the blankets.

Imagine he says “can I hold you?”

You nod and scoot closer. You take his hand and put it on your hip. You look at him and smile. His eyes close, he takes a deep breath and pulls you into his chest. His other hand cradles the back of your head.

He shudders, squeezes you closer, then relaxes as if a weight has been lifted off him.

“I’ve wanted to do that for a long time “

“I’m glad you did.”

You wrap an arm around his torso and your leg goes over his hip, bringing you impossibly closer.

“Can we stay like this for a while?”

You nod “Forever”

You feel him smile against your hair.

His thumb on your hip begins rubbing small circles until you both fall asleep.

#x reader #guycrush #imagine #cuddles #cute #relationship

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ickomd · 6 years

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One reason I made my tumbler 🤪

#guycrush

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