MEMES & LOVE.
Type: Headcanons
Futakuchi Kenji x Crackhead!GN!Reader (Singular)
Summary: Of course maybe someday Dateko's captain would end up dating someone. But nobody even knew he'd start dating a total memelord. Not even Futakuchi himself.
No Warnings! Pure Crack And Comedy.
Futakuchi Keiji:
I'm a simp for this man so just beware okay.
Well to start off literally you did not give a single quack about introductions and just went "hey so i think you're hot and all wanna go on a date?"
HELP HE IS SO CONFUSED SHSUSGHSHS– like shawty yes he fine as hell but context pls 🤡
Look, this man is definitely down and all since he thinks you're interesting but finds it weird how you can literally joke about anything at anytime and by anything...
I MEAN EVERYTHING, like..? 💀
He just made a comment about volleyball and you're out here making those sports puns. Like you guys were just hanging at the gym then you just went–
"Hey, Futakuchi-kun?" "What..?" "If you wanted a hard serve we should've went to an ice cream shop instead." 👁👄👁 mm yes hard serve ice cream–
So yeah, he hates you /j
Lol just joking he honestly thinks some of your puns are very bad, but most of them are really funny. He was genuinely drawn to you because of your humor.
And when the other guys heard you were dating him they went like WHAT?? SAY SIKE RN??
Nobody knows how it ever happened, don't ask 😭 you bein' innocent and cute over here like "you didn't know? 🤨"
Fr though Futakuchi over here just wants to die now lolz
As a boyfriend, he would often tease you randomly and you'd use jokes as a literal excuse to make him think that you're immune to his sexiness.
Which you aren't, and he later learns that. Cue him just being at your side all the time and making you blush– 😍
Just rail me already dammit i'm already whipped
Aone honestly thinks that you were his sibling at first because damn you both play fight a lot. Nobody would ever think their captain could be like that /hj
During the time you aren't chaotic, both of you just sit around and cuddle each other the entire day.
Futakuchi thinks you've finally calmed down...until a minute later you sneakily take your phone out and send him a really cursed meme of shrek x dora 😰
He will stare you dead in the eyes and you'd be praying for forgiveness so good luck with that.
But the times you actually ARE calm and just want some good 'ol lovey dovey time with your boyfie be ready to pass out from bloodloss because of nose bleeding.
BECAUSE DAMN HE SO FINE
You come home from hanging out with friends and see him in the bedroom with his shirt off and skggsihsohs– and just sends this hot smirk your way which almost kills you 🥵
...This was supposed to be crack but i got carried away i'm sorry i am in love with this man.
Jokes aside, Date Tech seriously deserves more love.
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I have seen this anime in your header before :3
ohh u've seen haikyu???
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Okay so like may I talk about haikyuu cause I love haikyuu (as if my profile picture and header were not proof enough). I have headcanons galore.
If you are busy though please ignore me while I go crawl in a hole and hide—
omg please share your haikyu headcanons, i seriously cannot get enough of those boys ✧(σ๑˃̶̀ꇴ˂̶́)σ so i would definitely love to hear your thoughts !!! i just think all of the karasuno team is so cute hehe
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♡ INTRODUCTION
[ Intro, rules, important notes, masterlist ]
— ❀ INTRO, BASIC INFO
NAME : Ivory, Ivy
AGE : 20+
GENDER : female
PRONOUNS : she/her, they/them
— ❀ RULES
[ It is highly advised to read through these rules it will include the restrictions, my preferences, and others. ]
▪︎ I will not be writing any incest, violence, gore or any thing with bloodshed.
▪︎ I will only be writing genres with, fluff, angst, crack, and maybe smut. ( I am still practicing writing smut ´・ᴗ・` )
▪︎ I will mainly use fem reader in my fics, unless if someone requests it can be changed.
▪︎ To those minor's who will be reading my fics including smut, I HIGHLY ADVISE TO STOP READING IT. !! I am not responsible for any minors consuming nsfw content !!
— ❀ IMPORTANT NOTES
▪︎ My upload schedule depends if I am motivational enough to write, and if I am busy or taking a break.
▪︎ I am still learning on how to use tumblr as I am more used to writing in Wattpad.
▪︎ Typos might occur when I'm writing but I will try my best to avoid spelling errors/grammatical errors.
▪︎ Most headers I will be using are not mine and are owned to the rightful owner/s.
▪︎ Fandoms I might on ; HAIKYU, JJK, OBEY ME!, VALORANT
→ HAIKYUU! ✾
☆ ! how haikyu men would start off the relationship
→ JJK ✾
→ OBEY ME! ✾
→ VALO ✾
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has anyone ever told you that your blog is such a pretty name like spadesolace sounds so soothing but also ihy for the angst why is it always karina and chaewon seriously what did they do to you but going back your blog name is so pretty and your header is that boy from haikyu also we miss you by we i mean your followers
that's a lot to unpack
yes someone did say that "spadesolace" sounds pretty i just can't remember who TT and yeah my header is tsukishima from haikyu
and i'm sorry but karina and chaewon give off such red flag vibes that i gravitate towards writing angst about them, especially chaewon (now playing continuation is in my drafts lol).
i miss u too
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