#hate amazon prime

[quality-cut]

im starting a streaming service hate club

#lesbians #wlw shows #sapphic #lesbian #wlw #hate amazon prime #hate netflix #paper girls #warrior nun #first kill #a league of their own #everything sucks #the wilds #i am not ok with this netflix

[kerryweaverlesbian]

STOP Cas’s light through clouds cell phone wallpaper is so cute 😭 because he's an angel.....!

#spn liveblog #sorry for the picture of the screen lol amazon prime hates me personally and won't let me screenshot

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

Rudy: you do realize that Amanda gets younger whenever she uses her powers, right?

Immortal:

#invincible spoilers #invincible #invincible amazon #invincible Amazon prime #rudy conners #robot invincible #immortal #monster girl #fuck immortal all my homies hate immortal

[polymolly]

The thing that hit me during the finale of the Fallout TV series and that I've been thinking about often is when Coop has been eavesdropping on Barb and The Shitheads™ in that meeting...

In the later years, how often do you think his thoughts were coming back to that moment, thinking about what he's been through and knowing that his own wife did this to him?

I think about this a lot.

#the ghoul #fallout #fallout show #fallout amazon #fallout on prime #fallout prime #fallout spoilers #cooper howard #walton goggins #spoilers #also to be perfectly clear #no hate on Barb on my part #this is not about that #we don't know her exact motives #maybe there was no other way #working with what she had #but for all we know Coop knows it might have been her doing #so yeah

[darklordsauron]

I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF RINGS OF POWER (illegally) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

I will list all the bad things and the good things of the first episode. Fair warning, I am right and those articles which calls this piece of steaming shit a masterpiece is wrong.

BAD THINGS-

The acting is sub par and so uncaring that it literally didn't feel like a real, just under a billion dollar, fantasy show based off of the legendary writing of J.R.R Tolkien.(Rest in peace, you deserve the world.)

Galadriel is a Mary-Sue (the perfect person. Everybody wants to be her, she is so 'cool' Rawr XD Uwu) and she is short despite being described in the books as taller than most elvish women and almost half of elvish men.

Elrond seems to have a crush on her and that just makes me nauseated.

Galadriel, if I should even call her that, wears the fëanorian star on every wardrobe item she owns it seems.

Actually, all the elves are the same height or even under it when compared to the humans.

The music sounds more like Game of Thrones than anything even remotely associated with LOTR.

The costume design in terrible. The material is cheap and plastic, they don't even try to conceal it. In one scene you can see that one of the background characters is wearing a black T-shirt underneath the clothes.

They barely say any of the characters' names (except Galadriel, which they repeat almost constantly). I had to google their names.

Brondir is the edgy warrior who is in love with the single mother (already forgot her name) who tries to help everyone around her.

The Harfoots, I also forgot all of their names, are the Hobbits of the second age and I hate the other main character whom comes from them. She is the relatable, clumsy character who is super curious. In other words, the most over used and predictable trope in all of film history.

They bring in new monsters/creatures that Tolkien never, ever wrote about. They probably needed these cliches to make the first episode more interesting.

The CGI sucks especially when Galadriel is climbing the glacier, icy, mounting thingy. The water is jelly and a piece of Valinor's sky literally clips out if you look really closely.

They jump locations every two minutes which gave me a headache and somehow the series is both fast and slow...AT THE SAME TIME!

There is really no heart in it. The entire thing was apathetic and simply lacked soul (because they sold their souls for money).

GOOD THINGS-

Gil-galad, his character actually looks canon and the actor is putting his heart into the performance thus making him the best.

The make-up of the orcs is simply beautiful. If only the rest of the series was.

Any scene with Sauron and the mentions of Morgoth is cool as it feels as if they have actual power in the otherwise boring show.

So far it sucks (no surprise there). I wanted to break my TV simply because their disrespect towards the source material is so obvious. Tomorrow my brain will have recovered enough to watch episode 2: Shit becomes shitier.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#lord of the rings #the rings of power #lotr on prime #middle earth #tolkien #lotr #lotr amazon #fuck amazon #j.r.r. tolkien #i hate it thanks #amazon is a mosquito #the silm #galadriel #the mary-sue #the first episode was terrible #literally the worst #my brain is fucked #why

[yelenadelova]

are you actually fucking kidding me? what can sapphics do to keep a tv show for more than a season? it doesn’t matter if we get good viewership, good ratings, good reviews, nothing seems to matter. we’ve lost the wilds, first kill, and so many more. and now paper girls!??

#paper girls #amazon prime #prime video #save paper girls #sapphic #wlw #lesbian #I HATE IT HERE #i feel sick

[pawzthedrfoxfan]

#as if moving half the damn content to freevee wasn't enough they have to pull this shit #hate it here #amazon #amazon prime #Amazon prime video #destiel #destiel news #destiel meme #supernatural #spn #damn you amazon

[rogue205]

Looking at Heartstopper, Red White and Royal Blue and lastly Young Royals… did anyone notice that the protagonist couples are almost exact duplicates of each other? In looks I mean.

Two exceptions are that Alex doesn’t necessarily have a curly ‘fro like the other two do and Henry has blond hair as opposed to red(ish). (Likely bc they’re on Amazon. 🤷‍♀️ Otherwise Henry would have the same darker hair as the others and Alex’s hair would be way more curly if Netflix got them)

Is this apparently the only way one can depict a same sex couple these days? 🤔

#don’t get me wrong #I LOVED red white and royal blue #fan of the book too #heartstopper is adorable #actually just found out about young royals 🤔 #but seriously #Netflix the word is creativity #I think RWRB gets a pass because it’s on Amazon prime #no LGTBQ hate here #I swear! #just an observation I made #idk 🤷‍♀️ #heartstopper #red white and royal blue #young royals

[bongosinferno]

I'm on episode 5 of the Fallout show; NO WHAT THE HELL I LITERALLY THOUGHT TO MYSELF "MAN I'M BEGINNING TO LIKE THIS SHOW" AND THEN THEY JUST REMOVE THE NCR FROM CANNON. WHY. THAT'S SUCH A FRUSTRATING CHOICE

also STOP PLAYING ON THE NOSE MUSIC I CAN UNDERSTAND THE PLOT WE DON'T NEED CONSTANT 50S MUSIC

#fallout 1 #fallout #fallout 2 #fallout new vegas #fallout meta #fallout show #fallout tv show #fallout prime #fallout tv series #fallout tv spoilers #fallout amazon #fallout series #THEY FUCKED IT. “PEOPLE DIDN'T AGREE ON HOW THE WORLD SHOULD BE IMPROVED IS NOT ENOUGH” #I feel like I know this is completely irrational to be upset over. It's literally fiction. DOES not matter #the Tv-show can do what it likes #BUT IT FUCKING SMARTS to do a twist like that. Hope they at least expand more on it?? #I'm not even against an “NCR falls apart” or whatever #I think you could do that interestingly #but it was like a whole country #I was thinking this was maybe some different continuity then the games. Honestly would've preferred that. #they could've just had it in California without bringing up the NCR. That's fine. But this such a boring end to that continuity. #especially when you compare it to New Vegas. The line “people don't agree when trying to make the world better” is such a nothing line #ESPECIALLY WHEN COMPARED to New Vegas #which actually engages with the ideas and theme of history repeating beyond that surface level #I hate being upset with media #it's a pretty good character beat for Lucy #and I think this is the first time Maximus becomes likable as a character for me #but maaaaan that's a dumb twist

[kneel-gayman]

no news has never been good news in the good omens fandom

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 3 #crowley #aziraphale #good omens series 2 #go2 #aziracrow #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant #please give us season three #i hate you jeff bezos but please #amazon prime owes damages to the queer community #please let us be happy again

[junipum]

kill me

#sorry for the picture of a screen #idk how to bypass the black screen thing when i watch on my phone #any tips #i will galdly then take actual screenshots from my phone #i watch on amazon prime video sooo #house md #gregory house #amber volakis #hate crimes md #4x16 #wilsons heart kys but dont i love you so much ans you're so good #i hate having emotions

[lunastar92]

How have I never watched "10 Things I Hate About You" before?! I just rented it last night on Amazon and watched it! I mean, I've heard of it and seen the movie poster a lot; but never seen it in full movie form.

It's so so good! Ugh! I loved it!

I love how there's 3 couples that they focus on and I love how all 3 guys get their girls! 😁😆🥰

I also love that there's no love triangle bullshit in it.

Heath and Julia are lovely together and I love their chemistry!

*sighs* Now I wish they had made a part 2 a year or two after this one came out with the same cast.

Oh well...

I STILL LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!

#10 things i hate about you #movie #rented it on Amazon Prime #patrick verona #kat stratford #actors #heath ledger #julia stiles #loved this movie #patrick x kat #patrick and kat are couples goals and you love to root for them! i did!

[gospelofme]

In the wake of the new Lord of the Rings amazon show, let’s remember one thing.

No matter how much you dislike the show or Amazon in general, you DO NOT bad mouth or harass the actors/actresses. Ever. They are doing a job. This happened so much during the last season of Game of Thrones and it was disgusting to see.

#actors are doing a job #don’t blame them if you hate a company #Amazon #amazon prime #lotr on prime #lotr #lord of the rings #rings of power #lord of the rings: the rings of power

[penceyghoul]

idk how many of y’all watch Hunters on Amazon prime, but Amazon edited the show sometime just in the last few months and it’s…….Not Great. so much has been taken out to the point that the show feels rushed and choppy. it’s caused a shit ton of confusion for fans because Amazon also hasn’t said anything about it.

soooooo, i uploaded all of the original, unedited episodes to a google drive, along with an optional folder of subtitles. 😇

i’m not posting the link publicly because it’ll probably get taken down, so you’re welcome to send me a message (on here, twt, or reddit) if you want it. ❤️

#hunters #hunters tv #hunters Amazon prime #logan lerman #i fuckin hate amazon and how they treat this show along w canceling it xoxo #seriously tho hmu even if you just need the show in 1080p so you can make edits and/or stare at logan #this is okay to reblog!!

[kvtnisseverdeen]

[clutches chest and falls to knees] I MISS TEEN WOLF SO MUCH

#i really do #rewatching season one right now and oH #the music and the iconic lines #i miss it so much #i also hate that the music is changed on amazon prime #the music must remain the same so we can get the ultimate experience okAY #teen wolf #text

[lunamond]

A little psa for all the people shitting on the Rings of power show.

If you don't like it because of the pacing, aesthetic choices, adaptional changes, etc you're perfectly valid.

However if you are review bombing and/or ridiculing the work many artists put into it from writers to costume makers, actors, cinematographers, etc please get a life. There is a difference between bashing and critiquing, and a TON OF PEOPLE are doing the former.

Also can you please be more respectful when you discuss the cast and especially their appearance?!

I've seen countless posts of people throwing a hissy fit because they don’t think some characters are attractive enough to play elves and how this somehow shows the disregard for Tolkien's vision. Maybe I missed sth but I'm pretty sure the execution of lotr themes are not dependent on how "hot" or long haired you think Celebrimbor should be.

#rings of power #criticism is ok #but not when it is hate #also yes amazon is trash #but if you boycott rop you better be doing this for all amazon shows #lotr on prime #celebrimbor #casting