#havelock vetinari

[kateksmallcuteowl]

Thanks @helenvader for reminding me about this scene in men at arms. Needed to reread a book before I’ve drawn this, but finally it’s ready;)

Unexpectedly Havelock has a new robe-design here. Lol.

P.S. First time I did something on Discworld that is apparently NOT VetVimes content 😅 Hope you like it)

#lets talk about Leonard being an unexpectedly good ADHD representation #Moist was good but not exaxtly THAT type of a man #and the fact he also has Vetinari’s therapist-friend-priesoner energy #I honestly like Leo so much #and his scenes in jingo were iconic #And a strange-smiling Mona Lisa is also such a discworld thing #I know there was another thing at book but I couldn’t help drawing THAT #Oh and Havelock is such a kitty here #I just think of him reacting to Leonard’s new inventions as I react to new ✨bugs✨ on the street #I also hadn’t draw anything in chibi style for awhile #it’s just so relaxing #✨macht mir spaß✨ #p.s. #I’m still anxious about how my sketches look but I promised myself to talk more and post more ‘unpolished’ arts this year so here we go #eat this social anxiety! #P.P.S #discworld #havelock vetinari #fanart #lord vetinari #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #ukrart #men at arms #jingo #leonard of quirm #adhd #procreate #artists on tumblr #digital art

[mortispoxi]

Pratchett trying to shoehorn in a romantic partner for Drumknott at the end of Unseen Academicals is honest very funny in retrospect because the lad shows up two more times before the series concludes and is still romantically unattached which implies that despite Vetinari and Margolotta’s best efforts to play matchmaker something must’ve gone so wildly wrong that it made the two of them not want to engage with each other any further.

So because of this oversight, my headcanon is that when Drumknott and Miss Healstether had their little rendezvous they argued over who had the better filing method which ended in Vetinari and Margolotta having to physically separate and restrain them to keep them from killing each other. It’s the first and only time Vetinari ever had to reprimand Drumknott in his entire career all because he bit Margolotta’s librarian during the altercation. However, deep down he was more than a bit amused watching two mild mannered individuals throw hands over a ring binder so it was more of a halfhearted, “don’t do it again,” kind of scolding.

#discworld #unseen academicals #rufus drumknott #havelock vetinari #lady margolotta #miss healstether #gnu terry pratchett #Drumknott definitely got his ass beat by Healstether but he put up a valiant effort #lots of hair pulling/scratching/roundhouse kicking/biting #miss healstether doing more of the kicking in this instance #Drumknott’s fighting style is more screaming and flailing much to the chagrin of his boss #Vetinari probably ordered some of the dark clerks to start self defense training with Drumknott #meanwhile lady Margolotta is disappointed her librarian beat the snot out of another guy she tried setting her up with #miss healstether has no regrets #mp

[dimity-lawn]

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #rufus drumknott #drumknott #vetinari #havelock vetinari #lord vetinari #parks and rec

[stupidphototricks]

Just going to dump my notes file of favorite quotes from The Fifth Elephant and Wintersmith here, it's an odd pairing but what the heck.

"Sometimes," Vetinari said, testily, "it really does seem to me that the culture of cynicism in the Watch is... is..." "Insufficient?" said Vimes. -- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

He enjoyed moments like these, the little bowl of time when the crime lay before him and he believed that the world was capable of being solved. -- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

"I hate when you get too many clues, it makes it so damn hard to solve anything." -- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

"Dere's guys in der road," said the troll. "Dey got halibuts." Vimes looked out of the windows. There were half a dozen guards, and they did indeed have halberds. -- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

"Yes," mumbled Vimes, experiencing vertigo and seasickness in one tight green package. -- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

It wasn't just that his brain was writing checks that his body couldn't cash. It had gone beyond that. Now his feet were borrowing money that his legs hadn't got, and his back muscles were looking for loose change under the sofa cushions. -- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

"Where should I fire it, Mister Vimes?" "Good grief, not in here! This is an enclosed building!" "Only up until I pull dis trigger, sir." -- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

Vimes sat and stared. His head felt like some vast sea that had just been parted by a prophet. Where there should have been activity, there was just bare sand and the occasional floundering fish. -- Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

"This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do." -- Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith (Tiffany Aching is thirteen years old here)

You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking that the world would be considerably improved if you gave them a slap. But you didn't because, as Miss Tick had once explained: a) it would make the world a better place for only a very short time; b) it would then make the world a slightly worse place; and c) you're not supposed to be as stupid as they are. -- Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

I mean the range from comic quips to unusual yet perfect metaphors to breathtaking insights is just. How.

#terry pratchett #terry pratchett gnu #discworld #sam vimes #havelock vetinari #detritus #tiffany aching #the fifth elephant #wintersmith

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who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

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helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

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oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

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i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

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No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

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are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

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#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

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hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

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assassins got them

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#discworld #terry pratchett #i have no idea if this is funny but i've spent too long on it already so here #feel free to steal any ideas if you wanna make your own one LOL #havelock vetinari #nobby nobbs #moist von lipwig #adora belle dearheart

[songthursh]

Alright, I will start with this one then - everything starts with the glorious revolution and everything starts with the night watch 🌸

#discworld #terry pratchett #samuel vimes #havelock vetinari #vimes x vetinari #vetvimes #lord vetinari #glorious revolution #lilac #the night watch #night watch #Am I doing it right at all #AAAAA #I love this book I hate it so much #Blame my sweet gf for spoiling me with such amazing literature also #AND FOR MAKING ME GO THROUGH THESE BOOKS IT'S JUST... UGGGH #Also also it's not Carrot I swear he wasn't there also Vimes should've been armorless but I realized it a bit too late BUT THAT'S FINE #my art

[snippit-crickit]

something short and simple i did in blender, 'animated' introduction of Carrot,,,,,its tough learning that you belong to a different species i did some discworld experimental paintings too *throws them at you* !!!!!

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #carrot ironfoundersson #lord vetinari #havelock vetinari #animation #blender 3d #blender 2d #leonard of quirm #guards!guards! #g!g!

[higgsbison]

you and your bestie [incomprehensible]

#discworld #havelock vetinari #lord vetinari #leonard of quirm #they just meet for daily life threatening tea sesh and talk at each other #it's kinda sweet #in a disc's most prolific accidental war machine inventor and the tyrant who keeps him prisoner kinda way #they're just vibing #my art

[p4nishers]

sam vimes is actually the character ever. when we meet him he's absolutely fucking WASTED in a gutter bc he's grieving a subordinate and a friend. he gets his shit together bc he's an adrenaline junkie. he told the patriarch of ankh morpork to shut up TWICE in like, five minutes (and vetinari let him). he annoyes rich people constantly and consistently. he has arrested two armies (INCLUDING his own city's). he survived being chased by werewolves. he's "vetinari's terrier". he recognizes ankh morpork streets by the feel of different COBBLES under his too thin boots. he's sober but keeps a half empty bottle in his drawer to keep himself in check. assassins have tried and FAILED to assassinate him countless times. he can make armor look rumpled. he HATES kings and gods and journalists and kings and stupid rich ppl. when he's angry he punches the wall outside of vetinari's office and vetinari LETS HIM. he's malewife. he's so so great.

#discworld #i need to put him in a jar and shake him around #samuel vimes #havelock vetinari #gnu terry pratchett

[thinkanamelater]

I've started reading Discworld this year

#samuel vimes #havelock vetinari #discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #meme

[sator-the-wanderer]

#lord vetinari #discworld #rufus drumknott #havelock vetinari #satorart

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The entire original discworld audio book catalogue

#gnu pterry #Discworld #sam vimes #granny weatherwax #rincewind #moist von lipwig #carrot ironfoundersson #havelock vetinari #mustrum ridcully #The librarian #Ook #gnu terry pratchett #audiobooks #internet archive

[inquissien]

Request by @marquise-de-clarabas

#discworld #sketches #havelock vetinari #moist von lipwig #going postal

[jowdraws]

I spent a lot of time working out what Vetinari is. Vox Populi and Vox Phantasma - now those are easy. But what is Vetinari the voice of? The voice of the city? not really. He's just the voice of Vetinari, really.

#One man one vote #voice of the people - voice of the dreams - voice of the tyrant lol #ankh morpork #sam vimes #havelock vetinari #moist von lipwig #discworld #digital

[theygotlost]

klaus screenshot paintovers but it's going postal!

ever since I first read the book I imagined an animated adaptation in a style similar to klaus, which also has a surprising number of parallels that made it easy to do this LOL

og screenshots:

#discworld #going postal #terry pratchett #moist von lipwig #havelock vetinari #adora belle dearheart #klaus netflix #mine #no did not actually redraw any of the backgrounds i woulda DIED #also oh my GOD i cannot draw convincing wings or feathers to save my life im sorry everyone

[sneez]

my lord of autism

#discworld #havelock vetinari #artwork #i have read. A Lot of discworld this year #i just finished the watch series so im moving on to moist next. very excited for moist #anyway i love 100% of the characters but vetinari is probably my favourite hes a massive bitch i love him #other characters who are my favourites include sybil angua carrot and constable visit. and vimes but he goes without saying #also vetinari is about as close to canonically acearo and autistic as a character has been since sherlock holmes which means da world 2 me #i was talking about this yesterday but i think him and holmes would get along. steepling their fingers at each other #i have a lot of thoughts about vetinari but i cant really express any of them i just rotate him in my head often #i hope you are all doing well my friends and that you are enjoying the end of the year :D i luv you