#he's dtf

[strawberry-lemonade-kisses]

Thinking about Fae Tengen who takes full advantage of the fact your a simple human lost in the Fae realm. He was lucky to be the first to stumble upon you, disoriented and on the verge of tears. Your beautiful gown had ripped, the long blue tule ripped along the bottom and a huge slit on the back that reveals so much of your leg, revealing the skin, marred and changed with time but so appetizing as he watches carefully from the sidelines while you try to take in your surroundings. He should be polite, introduce himself, offer to help you. But the excitement he feels at the prospect of a new toy to play with has him staying back, trying not to seem too eager. He's calming himself down, thinking of things that are unpleasant to will his cock to relax, He's trying but as you attempt to rip the tulle further, shorten your dress for mobility he can't help but watch as you breast bounce in the corset the heart neckline giving him such a good view of every movement. 'fuck it' he thinks, checking himself over, making sure his wings are straight, no creases in the irridecent skin of them or dirt smudged in his clothes. He makes sure the long grey locks that rest on his back have no fly aways, smoothing it down and straightening the jewelry that lines his ears and fingers. Once he's satisfied he steps out, determined to make himself known

#fae tengen #he's dtf #i am too tbh i mean #kny #kny hashira #kny scenarios #kny x y/n #kny x reader #kny x you #tengen x reader #tengen uzui #tengen x y/n #tengen x you

[spockoholic]

they really went and replaced mipha’s statue with THEE fruitiest statue of link and sidon possible 😂

#totk spoilers #totk #tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom spoilers #sidlink #i laughed for like a solid minute when i got there #then you go see sidon and he’s like… link remember im dtf come ANYTIME

[1driedpersimmon]

Important conversation at the steppes man to man Xaela to Xaela, you know?

Also:

#ff #ffxiv #Sesame #Magnai #sorry it’s my first time drawing Magnai and I’m already teasing him #dw king well get you some #also just kidding Sesame always dtf he would’ve said yes #but it’s funnier to reject Magnai so yeah

[chrispineofficial]

dean shooting his shot with victor henriksen here is so fucking funny. a man is dead

#i mean he was a cop but. still #dean you are so dtf. love that for you

[bucksboobs]

There’s so much going on with That Scene but “well he doesn’t volunteer it but he doesn’t exactly hide it” is one of my favorite little bits because Buck’s implying

That his gaydar is spectacular but it just didn’t apply inwards until recently

That he knew Tommy was into him even before the kiss which in turn implies

That the offered beer was a date and Buck may have gone to Harbor specifically to ask Tommy out

That he thinks Edmundo Diaz has any level of gaydar. Laughable.

That he imagines Eddie and Tommy’s hangouts would have at some point involved talking about boys. He’s so cute.

#Buck: well personally I knew he was dtf I assumed you did too? like you didn’t even flirt with him a little??????? #buddie #BuckTommy #911 abc

[sigillumsanguis]

Messmer’s dialogue (I’m assuming) in the trailer is actually so funny

“Mother, wouldst thou truly lordship sanction, in one so bereft of light?” Like, “Mom. Seriously? This guy? All this, for this guy?? He is NOT becoming Elden Lord. I’m going to kill him now.”

Red twink demigod is Pissed

#assuming he is in fact referring to Marika! #The Drama. it’s so funny #even though he’s been banished to the shadow realm he’s still dtf #I meant fight. down to fight #elden ring #shadow of the erdtree #elden ring shadow of the erdtree #messmer the impaler #messmer #elden ring dlc

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Down To Fish with the boys!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan xichen #lan wanji #jiang cheng #su she #The temptation to put Supermega's DTF as the song link was strong but I don't know if the uninitiated are ready for that psychic damage #I think I landed on something with different but compatible vibes B*) #I honestly forgot this was *the* su she scene. What a forgettable man #Pathetic sopping wet meow meow (derogatory) #Hat wise lwj probably would have a bucket hat to match lxc- but lets go with “he forgot it and borrowed one of wwx's” #This is by far one of the most complex comics i have made for this series #3x the amount I usually do....sadly not the most sustainable for me right now #The idea was funny at the time but my god was this self indulgent #Bonus continuity joke; I think its very funny to think that mxy!wwx probably gave away his identity way more times than he realizes #He would *not* survive in hannah montana's prediciment

[treespen]

Dracula and the Weird Sisters: Let us sink our teeth inside your flesh

Jonathan: Never!

Mina: This is horrible I will want to sink my teeth inside your flesh if I tur-

Jonathan: [undoing his tie as she speaks] Left or right side darling?

#he was DTF (down to be fanged) #but only by his wife #dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker #mina harker #/j

[apocketfullofhobbits]

looking back it's actually so funny how this teenage vaguely slavic stoner kid had to run a quick dreaming for dummies 101 course for the local ancient omnipotent forest entity

#not to mention helping with its gay awakening.. kinda. #do yall think kavinsky would still be dtf if he knew #of course he would why do i ask #joseph kavinsky #greywaren spoilers

[lunarw0rks]

this is canon idc what anyone else says.

but simon picking up on your little slang; weather if it’s regional or just simple modern day slang, it would catch you off guard.

let’s say you sent him a picture of a necklace you found while thrifting. normally he’d just heart the picture or text something quick like ‘Pretty x’ or ‘Cute.’ but instead? he texts you ‘Slayyy.’

Slay. with three fucking y’s.

omfg he would 😭😭 and it's so unnatural coming from him, both because of his personality/humor & the fact that he's such a dry texter, sometimes leaving you on read unintentionally.

and imagine him trying to be cheeky:

SR: Are you DTF? 🔥

#yes i am DTF #but simon please never type that again #he's trying !!! #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost mw2 #simon riley x reader #simon riley headcanons #simon ghost riley headcanons #mw2 #call of duty #task force 141 #rachel speaks #not writing

[ivarthebadbitch]

You did not hesitate today.

#vikings #ragnar lothbrok #athelstan #gifs #he really asked athelstan if he was dtf lol

[kirkwallguy]

see theres no da romance more fun than anders because of how bad he pissed straight men off. he IMMEDIATELY starts trying to fuck your male power fantasy and gets sad if you don't treat him like a special little princess. you can avoid him as much as you want but you can't avoid the fact that he'll see your sexy action hero and his gaydar will ping hard enough that he'll shoot his shot.

#dragon age #da2 #anders #its SO funny to me how much more forthcoming he is with male hawkes. he needs you to know hes dtf #i mean its also this weird misogyny in the writing but the comedy is what im focusing on here

[hooved]

i'll never be able to afford to go to that star trek convention in vegas which means i'll never get to fulfill my dream of fucking someone while they're cosplaying a ferengi

#which i'd have a slim chance of anyway because 1. there'd only be a handful of ferengi cosplayers and 2. they'd need to be dtf #(and preferably down to bottom but i guess they don't HAVE to) #BUT STILL. IT'S THE CLOSEST I'LL GET TO FUCKING QUARK (SAD AND DERANGED THING TO SAY) #oh well. guess i'll settle for random riker cosplayer who's way too into marvel movies but i ignore it because he's good at eating pussy #i just made that person up in my head but i know they exist and i know that's probably what'd end up happening

[belthegore]

been really into drawin this guy lately. powerful demon warlord now in the body of a stoner dude who doesnt do anything but play video games high and do skateboard tricks

#he's dtf (demon the fallen) #is there much of a presence for non vtm wod stuff on tumlr. whatever #wod #owod #world of darkness #demon the fallen #not doin the acronym #devil #namaru #character design #original character #digital art #oc art #art #artists on tumblr #horror

[genderqueer-frog]

wallace wells is a trans ally and has nasty gay sex with trans men hit post

#ace speaks #wallace wells #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #you cannot tell me that if he brought a trans man home he would not be like 'ur trans? oh cool. are you still dtf?'

[millenniummmbop]

Yugi: kaiba this is grossly illegal I'm not gonna help u commit fraud!!

Kaiba: u said the winner of our last chess game gets anything they want from the loser now shut up and start forging documents

Yugi: I meant like, making out or something!!!

Kaiba: yugi u said ANYTHING I want now are u gonna help keep me out of jail or are u gonna be a BAD FRIEND

Yugi: >:/

#he could hire a whole team of professional forgers yugi he just wants to spend time w u #don't u see this is all a part of his grand master plan to see if you're TRULY dtf #(da tru friend) #rival dynamic where yugi becomes an influence on kaiba is great but it HAS to go both ways #kaiba should get to slowly turn yugi into a slightly bitchier worse person #for every traumatic personal problem yugi helps kaiba deal with kaiba turns yugi into an accomplice for some new business crime #*it's equality gif*