#he's literally my husband guys

[edi-storm]

I think he's neat ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ

#the drawing is actually very deep and meaningful and deep #he's literally my husband guys #he's a real living person i dont know what you guys are talking about #i spent an entire day working on this literally #jason todd #dc jason todd #jason todd fanart #redhood #batman under the red hood #dc #dc comics #dc fanart #procreate #illustration #artists on tumblr

[captain-flint]

Crowley literally fighting for his life here looking like he's about to throw up and pass out trying to 'hold that thought'

#good omens #goodomensedit #goedit #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #i've never seen a more realistic love confession on tv #my guy was Struggling #but the way he just stops breathing when aziraphale interrupts him #like he's literally about to burst #😭😭😭 #my stuff

[lotus-pear]

bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND.............................................. #LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son #literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭 #when will my family return from the war..................................................................... #rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband #and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank #anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :(((((((((((((( #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #doppo kunikida #kunikida doppo #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws

[septembersung]

In real life, the traddest men I know: change diapers; do chores; are present and playful with their kids; take good care of their wives; work 50+ hours a week to provide for their families; literally never think about the 1950s.

#there is literally ONE (1) guy at my trad parish who is kind of a problem. he’s a) young b) apparently terminally online #and he is surrounded by the other trad husbands who have quietly mutually agreed to Change Him #my life #everything online is disconnected from reality and an aesthetic pipe dream #in real life trad communities differ just like other communities do #but my parishes are not that unusual #there’s a variety of opinion and practice but everybody is basically grounded and sane #our kids may struggle when they grow up but like. don’t we all #no matter what you do you can’t struggle or rebellion proof your kids #I have a foot in at like 5 different parish groups. I don’t attend them all regularly but I have strong ties with them #besides - ask five trads what it means to be trad and guess how many answers you’re going to get #more than 10 for certain #my catholic thoughts

[moonlightdancer26]

Friendly reminder that Snape actually believed Sirius, Remus, and James were in on the werewolf prank and that they all tried to kill him. He believed his bullies were all capable of murder for nearly two decades and had only found out it was just Sirius during the Shrieking Shack scene in Prisoner of Azkaban.

So when you keep this in mind while looking at Snape going to Dumbledore to protect the Potters, remember that Snape thought James had tried to kill him at least once and didn’t care whether he lived or died. I’ve seen a lot of antis criticising him for only seeming to care about Lily because he asked Voldemort to spare only her, but many forget that 1. Harry was 100% going to die, Snape couldn’t ask his Master to not kill the main reason he’s going to the Potters in the first place, that’s a stupid idea. 2. Snape thought James had no problem with killing him (not just not caring if he died, he thought James was actually okay with killing Snape himself) — even putting aside everything else James and Co did to Snape, why would Snape want him to live?

Yet after all that, Snape went to Dumbledore to protect the Potters even though Voldemort had already agreed to spare Lily (the one whose death would break him), showing that he put aside his hatred of James and—to some extent—wanted Lily’s loved ones to be safe as well as Lily. We already know Lily’s happiness meant a lot to Snape, seeing as he automatically never bothered her again once she told him to leave her life after the incident in SWM. But going to Dumbledore, who could’ve easily killed him, in order to secure Lily’s protection would mean to protect the man who—as far as Snape knew—tried to kill him and an infant he never met, even after Voldemort already agreed to do what he wanted (and we see he actually tried to keep his promise, seeing as he gave Lily a choice to step aside, unlike James).

#snape literally thought the only reason he didn’t die that night was because james simply got cold feet #not mentioning the fact that asking to save james wouldn’t make sense after the excuse he gave for wanting lily to live (‘‘i desire her’’) #like what would he even say for james #‘‘oh actually my lord.. could you let the woman i’m attracted to’s husband live?’’ ‘‘why is that?’’ ‘‘oh um yea.. i desire him too my lord’’ #be real guys #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #anti snaters #harry potter #hp

[astr0phil1a]

guys I SWEAR i do more than thirst in here, i am actually working on a fic, BUT

can we PLEASE talk about johnny’s big nose like— it’s the perfect throne 😩 i wanna sit on his face so bad like

I HEAR SOMETHIN PURRIN

#my pussy is throbbing #guys he’s literally my husband #guys im going insane #till the paint peels off the walls #till the bed breaks #astro.thirsts #mortal kombat 1 x reader #mortal kombat x you #mortal kombat1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat smut #mortal kombat x black reader #mortal kombat 1 #mk smut #mk #mk1 #johnny cage x reader #johnny cage #johnny cage smut

[cowboy-robooty]

PEOPLE KEEP DENYING HIM HIS FIVE HEAD..... LET HIM BE UGLY AS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#sorry guys i just see this with germany fans sometimes and when i do i can feel all the bloodvessels in my eyes exploding #HES OUR UGLY WIFE #OUR UGLY AS SHIT HUSBAND #ACCEPT HIM FOR WHO HE IS #i genuinely love germany being so fucking ugly okay literally in a yaoi i read when the author made a spinoff volume for the side couple #they had to change the hairstyle bc the character had germanys normal hairstyle and it was so fucking ugly the editor legit said #change that shit or else nobody is gunna buy that yaoi literally GERMANY IS STRAIGHT UP UGLY. LET HIM BE UGLY!!!!!!! #i get incellic rage that aint my boy thats not my germany chan you gotta put his shiney huge fivehead on full display #being ugly is a central component of his character he is not germany if hes not ugly asf #hetalia #aph #hws #aph germany #hws germany #draws

[ambivartence]

local man's idol-husband concept contradicts itself, forced to become your mom instead

#tbzinc #jacob bae #the boyz #useroro #userhaknew #meltracks #wabisarah #tuserchrissy #jacob #tbz #bae joonyoung #*ambiv.gif #sorry i had so much fun with this set like. the third gif. the caption. #also btw he's YOUR mom but he's MY husband. hope that clears things up 😇 (just kidding ofc we can all share him <3 his love is infinite) #like they LITERALLY voted him most husband-shaped member and yet he cant even be one!!! 2nd gif is TECHNICALLY fake subs bc he doesnt #even manage to say it aloud the grammar just implies it KSDJFLDSFJJ poor guy is stuck between a rock and a hard place

[girlhugger]

it’s so hilarious that that man really thought that he still had a job like bro choking out one of your coworkers on company property is like the most blatant fireable offense like I wouldn’t even show up anymore they wouldn’t even have to fire me I’d just know that I’m clearly no longer welcome

#and it’s so annoying how he’s like why are they letting him out of jail like you choked the living daylights out of that woman #And then attacked the man who came to save her like min hwan threw both of the first punches #There is no version of the story where you are not the bad guy like mr yu shouldn't have been arrested at all #min hwan is literally e #deranged #marry my husband #marry my husband spoilers

[meerability]

the way of the househusband post bc my mom and I binged it this morning. I think he’s silly

#twothh #twothhfanart #thewayofthehousehusband #thewayofthehousehusbandfanart #fanart #tatsu #gokushufudo: the way of the house husband #gokushufudō #gokushufudou #he’s literally all my fave character tropes shoved into one guy!!!!! #even my mom likes him cmon #my art

[stuckinapril]

You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate

#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip #Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready #The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao) #Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors” #All the gorgeous restaurants #Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere #Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom #Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend #That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that #Went down to literally my ankles #But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like #“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like #Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it. #The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden #The capital when it was drenched in sunset #When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there #Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to #Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (: #Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory #My first ever nishan !!! #No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so #And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell #My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time #Help I need to go back #Bro I wish I could drop everything #But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle #SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be #I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories.. #Omg and my bibi’s delicious food

[goferwashere]

busy as fuck today but Robin came out and I wanted to pull for her, ended up losing the 50/50 but as a result I can now say I’ve assembled this new team comp of all of the sexiest characters in HSR

LIKE YESSSSSSSSSSSS WORKKK

#my husband came back from war bc Robin went to go see tectone #but it’s a shame he’s too late bc I’m already committed to someone else 🤦🏽‍♀️ #he really thought he could get me back by finally coming home but his ass was WRONG #shoutout to all these guys though love em all #also this is the actual team I’m using rn it works great #anyway happy that all my side hoes r sitting pretty now that I got them all 🫶🏽 #I love how I say sexy but I’m literally ace #they r all hot but yk #ANYWAY YAYAY EVEN THO I LOST I WON!! #hsr #honkai star rail #welt yang #dr ratio #gallagher #hsr gallagher #black swan #hsr black swan

[katierosefun]

actually as much as i love mike and harvey together. i feel so sad for rachel zane because imagine falling in love with your coworker and then you learn that your coworker is a fake lawyer but not only that, your coworker is a fake lawyer who would literally do anything for his boss. he'll literally leave you at the altar to go to prison for his boss. he'll try to quit his job multiple times but keep coming back because his boss asked him to come back. he'll move to seattle with you, and you'll breathe a sigh of relief because it means that it can finally just be the two of you, but then you learn that he's inviting his stupid former boss to join them. and his stupid former boss agrees. you smile because your husband is so stupid happy at the idea of working with his former boss again, but you've seen this film one too many times before, and you are going to be subject to watching your husband choose his stupid former boss-slash-friend over you again and again and again and again and again and ag

#caroline talks #suits #LIKE? ? ??? rachel zane babes i love u but i hope you've divorced mike ross by now <333 #like i'm so sorry girlie!!! your husband loves u i'm sure but also he's been playing stupid chicken with this guy he's been in love with #for YEARS NOW!!!! #it's also like. uh. you KNOW that harvey wouldn't do anything with mike while mike's married to rachel because of ALL THAT BAGGAGE HE HAS-- #and i don't think mike would ever do anything to harvey because HE knows how much baggage harvey has #like. in my head. yeah they're all living together in seattle and rachel's just like ':/// i need to divorce this man bc we could move to #literally antarctica and mike would still find a way to drag harvey along. #and the crazy thing is that harvey would probably FOLLOW HIM.' #like. the way i'm not even exaggerating what happens in the show too?? ? ? #like we have literal scenes of rachel crying and begging mike to just LET HARVEY GO #and to just CHOOSE HER #and mike is always just like '!!! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO GIVE UP ON HARVEY' #and it's like. ilysm mike u crazy silly man <333 but also like. i think it's fairly reasonable of the woman you're marrying #to ask you to choose her over your boss slash buddy. y'know? #like. it's not even like rachel and mike are a cute simple girlfriend-boyfriend. #they are literally ENGAGED and they are literally supposed to START A LIFE TOGETHER-- #and mike is still going ':((( i can't leave harvey behind' like actually rachel babe i am SO SORRY

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[rainofthetwilight]

i will forever STAND by the hc that jay throughout the seasons went from short stack to tall as a goddamn pole

#ninjago #ninjago jay #jay walker #pre-season 7 jay in my hc was like. as tall as nya? #who was the 2nd shortest (shortest being lloyd) #to the 3rd tallest #right after cole #nya all of a sudden became the shortest of the team with lloyd hitting a growth spurt too #she has a pole as her husband guys #kai got mad that the literal carrot hair blabbermouth of the team became an actual carrot #hes shorter than him now LMAO #levi's ted talks

[abbey-rae]

slight nsfw, minors dni

live reaction of me when Milo partially shifted to rip all his clothes off:

i’ll never shut up about this audio…

#that’s my actual real-life husband guys (​he’s literally not real) #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted shaw #redacted milo #redacted bonus audio