#he's only a baby here

[doortotomorrow]

squall leonhart » as a child

#Final Fantasy #Final Fantasy VIII #FFVIII #Squall Leonhart #finalfantasyedit #ffedit #just look at him in his bumblebee t-shirt #looking at this is positively devastating and heartbreaking #he's only a baby here #and he's already creating his 'don't come near me' image #no child should have to feel this way about themselves

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️ #lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp- #*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY* #hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

[ratrrriot]

Hand-me-downs 💙🌻

#wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #wsatw #I LOVE DRAWING BABY TAILS!!!! #Sonic wanted to get him new ones and only gave them his old ones in the meantime #but tails was so happy he kept them #anyways i like tails shoes so much that sometimes i draw classic sonic wearing them by accident #that happened on my last comic and someone on twitter noticed and suggested they could be hand-me-downs #i asked them if i could draw that cuz it sounded cute af and they said yes so here we are #sth #sth fanart #fanart #sonic the hedgehog #tails the fox #siblings #brothers #fluff #ratrrriot #miles tails prower #my art #my sonic art

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The boy patting tournament has taken a competitive turn

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wen ning #Our beautiful baby boy finally returns. Only to be told to get the hell out of here and move over cause its [lwj's] turn for pats #Literally that cuckhold comic. Will Wen Ning ever be able to catch a break? #He got nailed but only in the literal sense. Come ON. #In LWJ's defense - if you wrote a love song for a man only for him to play it for someone else...yeah you'd be defensive #Wen Ning deserves to have a love song dedicated to him. Not a secondhand one. #I didn't forget about LWJ's new outfit btw he just stripped down a bit. #As one does when they are afflicted with Clingy and in need of Affection #He makes the minecraft door opening sound when he enters the room. Just wanted to throw that detail out there.

[peanutseagle]

Could u plz draw part 2 of Damian asking Anya 's hand from Loid ?

Your wish is my command, anon 🥖

(part one)

#y'all notice how all of my comics end with a tiny damian being mentally overwhelmed??? #i think that says a lot about me #anyway it took loidy some good 13 years to deal with his fatherly dread after finding out about dami's crush #don't get him wrong #he knows sy-on boy is a very good boy #maybe a bit traumatised #but he genuinely likes him #and he knows anya reciprocates his feelings #but its just too much for him. Anya was a tiny baby only a few days ago and suddendly she's in college???? #he's going to be VERY emotional at the ceremony #and i'm here for it #“Dang... Plan B was a success. Too good of a success” #damianya #spy x family #damian desmond #anya forger #loid forger #sxf fanart #sxf fancomic #spy x family comic #my art #request

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 144

Danny regrets nothing. He regrets absolutely nothing at all. Okay so maybe he regrets things a little bit, but it’s hard to concentrate. It’s hard to think, he…

He’s never died a second time before. 

It’s… weird. His head hurts, his body too-small, not in a younger sense, but almost in a… feeling sense. His skin feels colder, and his hair has- it has bits of white in it now? And he’d already been able to use his ghost abilities even in his human form but it feels… easier now. 

He’s not overshadowing his own corpse- he doesn’t think he is? His head hurts… his everything ached actually, like he’d gotten electrocuted again even if he’s certain that wasn’t how he died.

Did- did someone throw his body into the sewers? 

Seriously, what the heck? Who would do that?! Urgh, that made him so mad- who just throws a corpse around, nevermind his corpse! That’s so rude! 

… 

Hello crocodile-man staring at him in slight horror, please ignore the blood covering the back of his head, the wound has healed, he will be out of your way once he can talk again- Wait, there’s no need to call for someone-

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #waylon jones #solomon grundy #danny fenton #Waylon staring at what he’s pretty sure is a baby Grundy situation: #Waylon: Heeey sewer buddy you wanna c’mere for a hot minute- #Waylon: Oh my gotham what do I do there’s an undead child or teenager staring at me #Waylon: Why are they so skinny and why are they down here- oh no #Waylon: Oh no what if the Bats think it’s my fault somehow- c’mere small probably fragile child we’re going to Grundy #Danny: I would struggle but honestly rigor mortis is a bitch that suddenly sets in & takes a bit to leave #Honestly blame my discord buddy #specifically the one who joked about WaylonxGrundy #because honestly the idea of them being together is actually kind of sweet and cute ngl #Like Waylon is canonically one of the only ones that stick by Grundy's side even when he comes back 'wrong' or 'dumber'

[mamawasatesttube]

i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.

#rimi talks #lois pulls the ''steal a uniform/badge and pretend i work here'' trick and gestures to tim to follow her lead and tim is DELIGHTED #need him following her around the daily planet offices just chattering constantly at her elbow. like a duckling. that canNOT shut up #as enrichment in his enclosure she directs him to sneak her some coffee without clark noticing #(he never manages to not get noticed bc. superman. but he still tries really hard) #<- now that ive mentioned coffee in the same post as tim drake. everyone be fucking cool ok. be normal about this. #i just know tim manages to charm so many people at the planet bc his annoying baby brother energy is just SO POTENT #tim drake daily planet summer internship au that lives only in my mind. speak to me #lois is out there like. ugh. fucking simone wants to run clickbait again. can you believe? the NERVE of that woman. #and tim nods seriously. fuck simone! #[Lois Lane approves. +10] #tim #lois

[sophsun1]

#interview with the vampire #assad zaman #why is he the most adorable human on earth!!! #he's so baby here im in love #🥰🥰🥰 #not only does he look great but he's so right

[horribluh]

hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!

this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"

sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair

when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook

even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer

anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)

to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords

additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit

#mine #zosan #one piece #love putting them in the funniest scenarios possible #the kid also cant be convinced that zoro isnt their actual father #i think zoro does his whole wandering swordsman thing and sanji has to endure lovelorn husband jokes #angst alternative: zoro is in fact the father but does not remember their one night stand bc he was black out drunk #and sanji refuses to be the only one that remembers their ~night of passion~ and decides to keep the father a secret #luffy forces them to get married anyway #op #this got kinda long oops #dont ask me why the baby shower lasts over 3 days i just think the strawhats party hard and party rock and theyd definitely go all out here #zoro in this is very much embodying this might as well happen

[artbyfuji]

taiyang xiao long rolls "worst joint ever." banned from summer & ravens smoke sessions for 3 days.

#strq #taiyang xiao long #summer rose #raven branwen #rwby #my art #certified str-crossed posttt 🤩🌻🌹🐦🍾🥂💥 #i'm noticing just how sad i made tai look... #its okay i would also turn into a sopping wet puppy if i was the reason summer made that face 🤕🔨 #raven's like “you see. this is why the only thing you're in charge of is running to 7eleven to buy taquitos for us.” #and summer turns to tai like “baby i'm sorry i can't defend you here because what the hell...” #he doesn't smoke he just sits in the room with them kicking his legs giggling on the bed watching hgtv. #and also being prepared for the chance that summer or raven will kiss him so hard he passes out 🤯💥🧨‼️

[cashweasel]

I’ve not seen anyone talk about Julia Belmont yet which is crazy because,, she looks like this?! My honest reaction seeing her on screen was “damn boy that’s your mommy??” Can she be my mommy too? She’s stunning. I want her so bad rip tho queen

#idk what I expected her to look like but not this lol #on my knees fr #also am I the only one who thinks she has a little bit of sypha in her? fjskskdj #I’ve only watched the first ep tonight but istg if we get some trevor and sypha flashbacks that I don’t know about yet #i will break down #edit: ok I just found out this was like 9 generations after them lol #somehow that makes me very sad tho 9 gens and they’re gone and alucard is still here #he met not only their kids but their descendants #:( #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #also richter is baby (literally) he’s a smol child and I love him #babe how old are you? 17?

[lunee-bat]

Guess what I had art block and made a kid for my notp and now the art block’s fixed and I got a free au out of it

(there’s more weird art under the cut)

Common whizbang w

She’s a cervitaur bc I’m embracing the cringe and thought Lucifer’s wack genetics would meet up with Alastor’s and remember Charlie’s and say “let’s square the hooves on this one!!” so here we are

Anyway,,,enemies to coparents shenanigans,,

They’re trying their best

I promise,,

#hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer morningstar #and kind of #platonic radioapple #??? #barely #but i think the platonic radioapple folks might like this #so i’m trying that tag #idk in my works alastor’s aroace and nonamorous #and lucifer’s anybodybutalastorsexual/romantic #but they’re smashed together by some magic accident that made this baby happen #so platonic radioapple’s the closest tag ig #idk helpp I’m the new kid here #oh also #alastor hates that number 2 dad mug #lucifer made it for him and he’s only using it bc the baby broke the oh deer mug #i almost lost my duolingo streak bc i was so invested in typing out all this lore last night #nope #didn’t think of a name for the baby by the end of typing this #it’ll come to me just you wait guys

[padawansuggest]

Clone Chat ft Senator Amidala

Padme: Not you sliding into my husbands DMs like you something special???

Rex: I ain’t so much ‘in his DMs’ so much as I told him I’ll give him five credits for every senator he pushes out of their senatorial pod while Fox is fighting the chancellor.

Padme: I KNOW!!! He keeps trying to push me and Bail out of our pods while we watch!!

Rex: LMAO WHOOPS

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #anakin skywalker #incorrect clone wars quotes #padme amidala #Anidala #bail organa #Padme and Bail fighting for their lives here 😭 #and that’s how the clone wars ended kids #CloneChat #ani is having the time of his life #he gently set baby Soka in Padme’s pod before trying to body his own wife lmao #soka is the only safe bitch out here #Obi and Cody are helping Fox lmao #Padme really said this with both tiddies as if she and Ani wouldn’t worship the balls holding Rexs pee

[hualianschild]

feng xin = womanphobic

lang qianqiu = lowkey gay

mu qing = uglywomanphobic

pei su = only has eyes for banyue

pei ming = WHØRE™ for woman

quan yizhen = HIGHKEY GAY

#pei su the only ideal straight man here #also feng xin ??? has a baby ?? and he's afraid of women ??? huh ?????? #quan yizhen only has eyes for one man and I respect that #my baby <3 #tami rereads tgcf #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #xie lian #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #feng xin #mu qing #pei ming #pei su #lang qianqiu #quan yizhen #tgcf novel

[tornado1992]

Babyfied Tails not crying no matter how hungry or sick he’d be because when he was an actual toddler he learned that if he cried no one would come to help him, his cries would only attract the people who wanted to hurt him.

#miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #baby miles tails prower #Sonic would have to constantly check on him and make sure to always have snacks on hand because Tails just won’t tell him he’s hungry #baby tails couldn’t cry because the people on his village would beat him up #ouch #Sonic learning about this would have to be physically restrained from commuting several crimes #also don’t let Amy or Vanilla know about this either they would go apeshit #after baking baby tails some cookies of course #haha imagine if Sonic comes back home after a few hours out and only learns about Tails being hungry because his stomach growled so LOUDLY #and then Tails told him he didn’t eat the supper he left for him because he didn’t know if he was allowed to #haha i’m dying here #baby tails #sonic headcanon #headcanon

[max-nolastname]

BLACK SAILS FANS NEVER LOSE

#POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES #heres how toby stephens can still win an emmy #BLACK SAILS SWEEP #LUKE ARNOLDS PROMETHEUS NEXT IT'LL BE SO FUNNY #jon steinberg singlehandedly paying the rent of the black sails cast since 2014 #I KNEW IT IN MY SOUL I KNEW IT #black sails #pjotv #this decision will keep me alive as a black sails centric blog for the next 5-6 years #wait pjotv filming in my city.....means my chance of meeting toby stephens are higher than ever :3 #let him COOK #poseidon #idc if he's a nepo baby idc if he only got the role because of steinberg because toby stephens is gna SERVE #in bermuda shorts boat shoes and a hawaiian shirt no less