#hi boomer :)

[universalcarnival]

— " I think shoving my body in some weird bottle would be kinda cool, actually. "

#✦『 MAE BOROWSKI ✘ IN CHARACTER 』✦ #✦『 DASH COMMENTARY 』✦ #99% of my mutuals have no idea what this is #hi boomer

[andreakein]

Finally. I have been waiting for this scene to be animated.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #chilchuck #laios once again saved the day with unhunged method #chilchuck looks like disappointed child walking with his boomer dad lmao

[tubbytarchia]

For the ranchers a bit more shleep i just really like charakters comfy and nice:Dc /nf

Eepies. Jimmy woke up to really sore wings but its okay because Tango

#(I cannot imagine avians sleeping on their backs lest they have special mattresses or something but hnng. For the domestic fluff...) #team rancher #rancher duo #solidaritek #I imagine Tango is not nearly as much of a ray of sunshine in the mornings as Jimmy is. Jimmy finds it endearing though 100% #I also imagine Tango moves the hell around in his sleep and tangles them both up with his tail #He's gonna try to apologize a thousand times for “making you sleep on your back” but Jimmy won't let him #ALSO what does /nf mean lol. Every other day I see another new tone indicator that I cant figure out the meaning of #please feel free to use brackets to circumvent my stupidity. I do not know the hip things... I am but a boomer noobie #trafficshipping #trafficblr #I have so many other rancher asks in my inbox that could fall under this #Rancher cuddles and smol Tango and this and that hhrr but I will... I will get to them... in time.... #never enough rancher content #also laying on someone when they laugh so their chest bounces up and down etc. Oh it makes me weak. Not that I know what its like lol #but it feels cute... #tubby art

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

HC the only reason Miguel gave Hobie a watch in the first place is because he genuinely doesn't know what Punk is

Miguel most likely thinks Punk is just some really old Boomer style that Hobie is WAY too into.

Cause like let's be real, he's from 2099 - he probably can't tell a punk from a greaser from a grunge person from an emo. To Miguel

He probably looks at Hobie the way WE look at Noir.

He probably can't even understand Hobie.

Pop Quiz!! If you met someone from like 1915 RIGHT NOW would you know if they had electricity and phones and photos and radios yet? Were they still using telegraphs? Could women vote yet??

I don't know!!!!!! Couldn't tell ya!!!!!!

Now apply that to Hobie and Miguel

The thought of Hobie being able to reverse engineer his watch didn't even pass his mind cause Miguel's most likely like 'When are you from? 1978? I'm surprised you even know what a computer is. Did you all even have electricity then? Cars? Don't look at me like that - I'm a geneticist not a historian, Brown.'

All he knows is that in Hobies world cars don't fly and therefore he is Ancient and Old™️

We all see Noir as like an old geezer regardless of age but no one ever suggests that how Miguel sees Hobie vjhoohchvoh

Like Miguel completely disregarding Hobie cause he's like 'Hobie? That Boomer? Sure. His generation can't even send an email without downloading a virus. What the hell is he going to do? Put my calculations on a CD-ROM? A floppy-disc?? Lyla, be realistic.'

SO REAL. Cause let's be honest HOW ELSE IS HOBIES STORING ALL HIS DATA 😭😭 He has no SD cards!! Only these!! Floppy Disks!!!

Thousands upon thousands of these

Like what other explanation is there 😭😭 HUH??? Why else would Miguel disregard him so hard!!

Everytime Hobie talks instead of being like 'this snotnose kid-' Miguel's more like 'sure like imma take pointers on how to run a society from a fucking Boomer yeah right I saw what you all did to the economy'

Hobie probably be playing punk music and to Miguel it sounds like old show tunes coming out a vintage tin radio

Hobies music is so old it's 'classical' now 😔

Miguel has absolutely no idea what punk is and tbh???? He doesn't fucking care. Why? Cause that's some old people shit.

#Y'ALL HOBIES 'OLDER' THAN HIM #how was he supposed to know this ONE boomer is somehow A COMPUTER GENIUS #NOT HIS FAULT TBH #if your whip don't fly he thinks you're a barbarian #Hobies like the same as like a little newsieboy from 1920 is to us #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara

[felis-rach]

@heropartnerweek day 3 - Morning/night / A quiet day / New teammate

Hero - Torchic/Sereno // Partner - Treecko/Oceano

Have no fear, team Rainstorm is here! Yes, it is us, Sereno and Oceano, renowned heroes, and... oh, this guy? Yeah, he's Dialga. Yes, yes, that Dialga, the god of time. We beat him up twice and he asked to be our partner. He tells the craziest stories and is the best singer. We love him.

#I never really felt connected to any of the teammates my team got #EXCEPT FOR THIS GUY #I love his speaking in caps I love his boomer dad energy #I love his ridiculous size I love his “GRRRRR”s #I LOVE HIIIIIIM #heropartnerweek #heropartnerweek2024 #pmd explorers #pokemon mystery dungeon #explorers of sky #dialga

[dungeon-head]

Since there technically married now here’s taylor hating his wife.

#dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dndads #fanart #taylor swift #scary marlowe #boomer comic #your fave hates his wife

[sorsabruh]

Surprise selfiee! :D

Beebee and my sona HEEHEE (I LOVE HIM SO MUCH URHDJFK SOBS VIOLENTLY)

#I almost know his midlife crisis ass would look at the phone like a boomer #eyes squinted while holding the phone far and everything #/JJ HAJJSJS #earthspark bumblebee #digital art #art #self insert #transformers #tf art #earthspark #tf bumblebee #tf earthspark #transformers art

[alish-artie]

Did some Boomer doodles as you can see~

#super mario rpg #smrpg #smithy gang #boomer smrpg #speardovich #yaridovich #bowyer smrpg #axem rangers #axem red #axem black #my art #I don’t know why but I see boomer as kind of a father figure to the Axem rangers- #also poor Speardovich. Boomer is trying his best- #wanted to add something with Mack but…that’s already a lot of drawings x) #hope you guys enjoy

[zu-is-here]

frolic

#zu art #cream week #studio #zudio #cross!sans #dream!sans #xunshine #undertale #undertale au #utmv #undernet #Cross' design by rahafwabas *w* #4:19 Dream is feminized 4:20 Oh Boi— #haters be saying Dream never knew his dad... so he got himself one ;) #they call each other 'boomer' and 'babyface' (affectionate) your honor ♡ #sry girls ;D #I have *counts pages* mmmany pages for their story but why bother if we can have them happy together today ;D

[graceful-not]

He Knows What You Are

#ninjago #sensei wu #lord garmadon #sensei garmadon #they are like this to me. There are a lot of valid gripes with Wu but at his core he is a Silly Little Man.. #I know in my heart that he has vast knowledge of new slang and uses this power for evil only. Lloyd yelling at Wu to stop #to stop showing his dad them (the shitty boomer ones) because now Garm wont stop sending him facebook Minion Memes #Garmadon actually finds them amusing VS Wu weaponizing his Old Man status

[gentil-minou]

Imagining immortal wangxian in the present day is so much fun cause while we might think wwx would be more tech savvy of the two, I wholeheartedly believe that he'd be the grumpy one complaining about tech evolving too fast while lwj runs a popular insta travel/bunny blog

wwx: why did we get rid of flip phone in the first place if they're just gonna bring them back for smart phones???? We peaked with the Sidekick we don't need anything else, right Lan Zhan!

lwj, finding the perfect set of filters to make his pics both realistic and still ethereally pretty: Mn.

#sorry everyone but wwx is a boomer at his core #(that lwj fucked into him because i refuse to think about them dying thanks) #mdzs #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs musings

[ghostlysage]

i got super silly today on roblox free draw teehee

click for better quality yall <3

#hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #half life #hlvrai gordon freeman #gordon feetman #benry #hlvrai benry #the science team #tommy coolatta #harold coomer #doctor coomer #dr bubby #hlvrai bubby #gman coolatta #gman #sunkist hlvrai #I LOVE BOOMER #hlvrai boomer #BOOMER SWEEP #gordon loses his arm what a loser #sagesfunzone

[chlorophyllium]

So its been almost a week since I asked one of my coworkers (almost 70) if he's ever seen Goncharov when we were talking about movies I've never seen. I even gave him a sticky note with the movie title, director, year of release, and the starring actors before I went home.

I asked him today if he's seen it yet and answers "No but I was looking at the note you gave me and it sounds familiar so I might have and not remember since I've seen so many movies. It has all these big names and sounds good!

See I even put your note right here on my folder to remind me when I got some free time!"

He sounded so excited to watch it, I don't know how to tell him.

#gonchposting irl #he also loves to be snarky and lie so there is a solid chance his gen z students told him and he is trying to get back at me #the actual boomer vs millennial divide #i would be so funny if he actually tried to find it to watch #but the other hand someone close to him recently had some medical issues #and i would feel really bad if he decided to watch Goncharov to life his spirits only for him to be bamboozled #waterboy if you find this what are YOU doing at the devils sacrament??? #goncharov #gonchposting

[6sleft]

hello fellow monster fucjers

#lethal company #i didnt have a good ref of the jester when i first drew them so i winged that sketch 😔😔😔 need to give them justice in the future #ALSO i had an art blog herebut i FUCKING DELETED MY MAIN ALONG WITH IT BY ACCIDENT #i had a boomer moment i thougjt the del button was just for that one and not my main 🤡 #anyways. hi im back just for attention

[cherry-bomb1985]

I feel like The Father and Hell both understand and experience love in all the worst ways.

The Father sought to create a life form that would follow and love him unconditionally. It wasn't enough that he had a great cosmic kingdom of angels who are unquestioningly loyal, no, he needed something that knew suffering and mortality and the threat of oblivion, and would still find love at the end; love for him above all else. But after numerous implied failures at that, in his desperation, he instead created the threat of eternal damnation to force them to love him in order avert that fate. Lucifer's words must have been like a splash of cold water, but by the time he realized sheer magnitude of suffering he had unintentionally set into motion, it was too late. He could not destroy Hell; he could not stop the cycle of violence.

That guilt drove him to seek a death that, from the looks of it, eluded him in spite of the hollowness consuming him. And now he is... somewhere, helpless to stop his experiments from consuming one another and themselves in a glorious show of blood and violence.

And then there's Hell itself, who seems to recognize love as an act of violence and cruelty. It is something that derives joy only from the suffering of other living creatures. God gave it so many toys to hurt and break and reform, and Mankind gave it new ones. Why would it understand love as anything but? It gave Minos a facsimile of the son he is most ashamed of, and delighted when he cast it, once more, into a labyrinth. Gabriel flattened all the souls within it's confines beneath his heel and gave those that did bend false hopes.

Now there's V1, tearing its way through the remaining layers and creating a spectacle of violence like nothing Hell has ever witnessed before. How could it not love them all for all the entertainment they've provided?

But deep within its recesses, hidden away from the eyes of Heaven, there was a Gutterman. A machine built for war, who eventually came to love that which it gave it life at the cost of their own. Enough to give the human welded within their coffin the mercy that both Heaven and Hell had denied them; enough to write a single love letter to them, even knowing that it would never be read by its intended recipient.

So, as things turn out, you /can/ teach a machine to love. And they will understand and experience it more sincerely than God or Hell ever could.

#ULTRAKILL #ULTRAKILL spoilers #Mind you this is all just speculation #We still don't know if Hell is aware that the machines will inevitably try to consume it too once the souls and demons run dry #and if it is then whether or not it has a plan to stop that from happening or if it actually /wants/ to be destroyed #or perhaps--like Father like creation--it simply thinks it /cannot/ be destroyed #and we certainly still don't know where God fucked off to after his suicide attempt or why #If he left to seek the end of his days elsewhere #Or--as the first testament might imply--if he's got a new angle #Sorry 7-S got my brain buzzing and there's not a whole lot of game left to get the answers to those particular questions #If they are intended to be answered at all or simply left unknown by the blank slate boomer shooter protagonist #through which we all experience this wild ride #Anyways not a lot of this fandom talks about the Testaments effectively being God's vent posts #and I find both amusement and mild horror at their very existence

[blacktobackmesa]

one time in pre-canon, coomer gave bubby one of those nice silky pink robes with the fur trim as a decanting-day present and it took two weeks before bubby's supervisors managed to get him to stop wearing it instead of a lab coat. during those two weeks he presented ed all his research like this

#they also call it his birthday. but wheres the fun there #go grandbub go [bubby] #hlvrai #hlvrai bubby #hlvrai coomer #hlvrai boomer