#i couldn’t think of a funny caption sorry
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instagram. j.b.
summary: follow along with joe and his wife evie as they go through is football career.
*face claim is yasmin quintana*
series masterlist.
evie
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evie: “holding hands is like touching souls” 🤍
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user: how are we supposed to just live with this
user: i’m so jealous
joeyb_9: my girl. 😚
> evie: always always always.
user: do you think he knows she just posts him for attention?
> user: do you think he will ever see this comment? probably not.
user: i’m feeling extremely single right now.
lahjay10_: y’all be holding hands like crazy
> evie: we locked for life. 🤍🔒
user: wait this is actually so sweet, imagine how many pics she has of them just holding hands. she’s so down bad.
joeyb_9
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joeyb_9: Green Goblin
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user: Great football Joe!
user: SHIESTYYYYYY
millyg: joey tell ev to text me back.
user: green like that bank account baby
user: that’s hot
evie: 🥦🥒🍏🫛🫑🥑
> joeyb_9: you gotta calm down.
user: QB is always sharp
evie
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evie: out here
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user: tell jb to pop a perc and get back out there
> evie: kind of a tactless comment my guy, he’d be out there if he was able.
user: man screwed my fantasy team
> evie: yeah forget your fantasy team, it wasn’t his fault.
user: brave woman
joeyb_9: jacket=dope
user: chefs kiss
user: go bengals!
millyg: i love to see you this happy 💗💗
joeyb_9
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joeyb_9: Just another stage on the journey of life
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user: praying for you my boy
nfl: 🙏🏼
evie: keep your head up baby, i love you.
> joeyb_9: couldn’t do it without you
joemainmixon: We got you brother!
user: the “he’s back” post next season is going to go crazy
user: get better soon lover
lahjay10_: the comeback will be legendary
user: revenge tour for real next year
cjstroud: 🙏🏾
user: joey take my wrist, i don’t need it.
evie
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evie: another gamedey in jungle. if you’re not in cincy you stink!
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user: still going to games??
> evie: ofc. those are my boys!
millyg: my little sweet pea
> evie: 🫛
user: my mom loves you (me too btw)
> evie: i luv ur mom. 😁💗
user: love to see you smiling
user: how is jb?
> evie: inspiring. 💗
joeyb_9: i like you.
> evie: omg thanks for sharing. i like you 2. 🤩🤪
joeyb_9
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joeyb_9: Learn to love discomfort
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lahjay10_: haha i just know you uncomfortable sitting like that. that’s what you mean by the caption?
> evie: lmao ur goofy
user: let’s go jb6
user: biggest qb in the league
user: happy birthday joe we love you!
evie: criss cross applesauce???
> joeyb_9: it’s called indian style. 🙄
> evie: is that what the big kids are calling it??
> user: ev is on his ass
user: it doesn’t go unnoticed you being on the sidelines for your teammates
user: are you and ev going to celebrate your special day?
> evie: we don’t skip bdays around here. even if you have a major surgery..
user: happy birthday king joe!
evie
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evie: bits and pieces
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user: wishing you and joe a lovely off season and smooth recovery
> evie: 💗💗💗
user: you’ll be back killing it next season! i can’t wait
user: okay, the teddy shirt? CUTE!
> evie: one of my favs
user: always giving us a peek at jb
> user: it’s funny how ev used to be the only one that called him jb and now it’s become one of his many nicknames.
user: going to be missing you this off season.
joeyb_9: puddle pic is 10/10 cuteness
> evie: 🥹💗
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joeyb_9: Sorry for the missed time. Return of the Jedi
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user: i hope my gf doesn’t see this post
user: miss u
user: see you next year daddy joe
evie: joe you can’t just post this on a monday morning with no warning.
> user: ev saying what we are all thinking
> joeyb_9: oh, i don’t know the rules. i thought this was my account.
> evie: smart. ass.
user: BURROW REVENGE ARC
user: can’t wait to see you back!
evies stories
* last part for now. 😢 *
if you want me to pick this back up once the season starts, give this a big ❤️ hehehe.
#joe burrow#nfl#nfl imagine#bengals#cincinnati bengals#joe burrow imagine#joe burrow x reader#joe burrow insta au#joe burrow instagram
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#i couldn’t think of a funny caption sorry#I’m absolutely certain this has been done before#but it showed up in my Pinterest feed and I was like damn#well now I’ve gotta#fallout#paladin danse#sole survivor#fallout 4#ken's#autumn art#avery
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I couldn’t think of a caption so my coworker said cheese
#fnaf#fnafsb#fnaf security breach#fnaf sun#sundrop#I’m so funny and sexy all of the time I swear#but deadass I couldn’t think of a caption sorry 👨🦯
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#homestuck#calliope#homestuck calliope#calliope homestuck#alternate calliope#I couldn’t think of a caption sorry fellas#i gotta learn how to draw cherubs for reals#my funny drawings
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On Set Shenanigans || Tom Blyth x actress!reader
GIFS by me :) cred if use!!
Summary: just a bunch of random scenarios on set I thought of while I was in the shower lmao 🤣
Warnings: noneee
Wc: 1,553
A/n: sorta all over the place sorry lmao
Divider by @pommecita
“If you could describe Y/n and Tom in one word, what would you say?” Rachel purses her lips, side eyeing the two of you who were watching her with silly grins. “Y/n and Tom are,” Rachel hums, tapping her chin as she breaks out into a chuckle.
“Goofy.” You and Tom turn to each other and just break into laughter. “They are seriously the most goofiest people I have met in my entire life! There is never a dull moment on set when these two around,” Rachel shakes her head as she smiles at the two of you who blow kisses her way.
“Tom and Y/n, there’s a behind the scenes video circulating around of the two of you in costume, dancing to Low by Flo Rida,” “Oh my god,” You drop your head on Tom’s shoulder as the two of you couldn’t help wipe the grin off your faces.
“Yes, there is,” Tom laughs as they put up said video. “If you guys haven’t see it, here it is,” Dressed in his peacekeeper outfit, white singlet with his dog tag out, and you in your outfit, you and Tom were dancing along to your favourite song to dance to, Low by Flo Rida.
Rachel was recording the video during your break and was dying of laughter. The camera was shaking the entire time because of it. You and Tom loved goofing around and dancing.
You could say it was your love language. You grab Tom’s peacekeeper hat and plop out on your head slightly wonky as you move along to the song, acting as if you were at a club in Berlin and not on set. The way you and Tom danced and moved to the music just made so much sense.
“She turned around and gave that big booty a smack,” Tom spun around as you slap his ass causing an eruption of laughter from everyone who was watching.
You and Tom were trying to hold your composure but that failed miserably as you grab Tom’s arms to stabilise yourself but turned out he had no sense of stability at that moment as the two of you fall to the ground. A light scream leaving your lips as you fall on top of Tom.
And then the camera focused on the ground as Rachel had leaned over, hands on thighs as she laughed out loud. If anyone didn’t know the context of that clip, they probably would have thought that you two were drunk but truth was you were quite sober.
The crowd on set burst out into laughter as you cover your face in slight embarrassment, Tom laughing along with the host as he pats your head.
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“What do you usually do when you’re not filming on set?” Tom gives you a look as you bite back a laugh. “I think everyone knows this but, film tiktoks” The crowd breaks into laughter as they knew what you were talking about.
“Yeah Y/n is always filming tiktok and forcing me to do them with her,” Tom grips your thigh, shaking it lightly as you roll your eyes. “No I do not, you always want to be in them!” You argue with him. “Why don’t we watch a few of them here?” Kelly Clarkson recommended as you squeeze Tom’s arm with a smile.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQrdGn8AYiD/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== The first tiktok was of you, Tom, Rachel, and Josh in your trailer. You had the idea in your head for a while now and showed them all. “Please don’t drop me babe,” You say to Tom as you set up the camera, “I would never,” You hear him say followed by giggle.
You expected to land in Tom’s arms. Not the floor. You let out a yelp as Tom slaps his hand over his mouth. The three of them laughing their asses off while you landed on yours with a loud thud. “It’s not funny you idiot,” You slap his arm as he picks you up, apologising to you by peppering your face with kisses.
You had to admit it was pretty funny rewatching the tiktok. “You weren’t supposed to catch my feet!” You say in between laughs as you post the tiktok.
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“This one, captioned name a better duo, I’ll wait has gone quite viral with over 10 million views,” Kelly exclaims as you cross your legs at your knees nodding your head as the video plays on the screen. https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNVsM6kw/
“Tom,” You tap your boyfriend’s shoulder as he hums. You had just finished filming a scene together and had abit of time before you were up again. You were both in your mentor outfits, Tom having his blonde locks today.
“I wanna film this tiktok, come be in it?” You urge him as he looks up from his phone seeing a glint of playfulness in your eyes as he lets out a sigh.
Tom secretly loved making tiktoks with you, especially since he wasn’t on it and found the stuff you make him do were interesting and funny. You had hundreds of random tiktoks that you filmed on set saved into your drafts, half of them were of you and Tom.
Your hair stylist helped film the tiktok as the two of you did it out in the open, a bunch of the filming team watching with curiosity and laughing as they walk by. Other cast members such as Josh, Hunter and a bunch of the mentor actors walked by ended up being in the background of it.
You and Tom moved along to the beat, literally just vibing to the music. You wrote on the tiktok “the funniest duo on set>>>” and you weren’t lying.
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“We are here with the cast of the Hunger Games Prequel, the ballad of songbirds and snakes!” The crowd cheered as you, Tom, Josh, and Rachel smiles. “From what I’ve seen, you guys are actually TikTok sensations!” An eruption of laughter followed.
“This TikTok here specifically,” https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNqguTEY/ you all turn your head to watch the TikTok play on screen as you all start to laugh. “Tom, where were you while this was happening,” The host looks at Tom whose eyes were trained on the ground, a grin forming on his lips.
“I’m actually there in the tiktok, on the bed. Trying to sleep.” He deadpans as you giggle, leaning your head on his shoulder as you grip his arm. “Yeah this was after we came back from partying in Berlin, obviously for some of us, our night didn’t end yet,” Tom chuckles as everyone bursts out in laughter.
“Let’s do that tiktok!” You squeal the second you enter the room. Opening up tiktok, you find the video and show Josh, Hunter, Rachel, and Tom it. Tom’s arms were thrown around your shoulders, his head resting on your head due to the height difference.
“I think I’m going to go to bed,” He yawns, kissing your cheek before you all bid him goodnight. Tom couldn’t even get 5 minutes of peacefulness as the four of you spill into the bedroom and set up your phone. He lets out a quiet groan at the noise and flashing of lights as he digs his head deep into his pillow.
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“Babeee,” You call out as you step into the hair and makeup trailer. He was sitting on a chair, fully dressed in his peacekeeper outfit, hair free from his wig.
He looked more presentable compared to you and Rachel who still had hair rollers on and were still in your robes. You had seen a new trend going around tiktok where you would stare at a guy with Justin Timberlake’s mirrors playing in the background, and you wanted to do it with Tom https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNqnRSNJ/
One side of his lips turns up as he looks up at you, “I’m filming a tiktok and I want you to be in it,” You say with puppy eyes although you know he wouldn’t refuse. You even got his hair and makeup artists, Stacey and Jade to be in on it too.
You pull up a chair beside Tom as you set up the camera. “Wait what am I supposed to do?” He asks, “Nothing, just sit there,” You innocently smile at him as he gives you a suspicious look but nods nonetheless, complying with whatever you were up to.
He honestly just expected to be on camera while you were doing something, but he did not expect to be stared down at by his girlfriend and hair and makeup artists. You stare intensely at Tom, trying your hardest to not laugh or look away.
Staring at your boyfriend has always not been an easy task, especially since he holds such intense eye contact. And his pretty blue eyes did not help at all. Tom tries not to laugh either as he gazes at you before his eyes flicker towards Stacey and Jade then back to you. “What’s going on,” He finally says as his body shakes from laughing.
The TikTok ends and you let out a small laugh, looking over the TikTok. You throw your head back in laughter at Tom’s face when you all look back to stare at him, honestly was priceless.
#tom blyth#fanfiction#tom blyth x reader#tom blyth imagine#tom blyth x actress!reader#coriolanus snow#the hunger games#coriolanus snow fanfiction#coriolanus snow x reader#coriolanus x reader#coriolanus x you#the hunger games the ballad of songbirds & snakes#rachel zegler#josh andres rivera#hunter schafer#boyfriend!tom blyth#actress au#Spotify
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Sterek Fic Rec - April & May 2023. Sorry team, I know I am late and now combining months. Been busy with other things so while I hope to keep doing rec lists, they may be less monthly overall. But I promise I am still here! :)
Orbit (yours is the only one i'd follow) by whenwordsmakesense (1/1 | 1K | Teen)
Stiles flashes back to the nights and mornings he has spent in Derek’s bed, only because he’d fallen asleep researching the latest trouble in their town and Derek hadn’t felt like waking him up, only to drive sleepily and more than likely end up on his computer again once he got home. And he thinks of this pack, his family, has tied them to each other—all of them—and he thinks of how love has filled them up where the holes of loss have taken place.
OR
Stiles muses on what love is.
The Ink Under My Skin by rainsoakedshoes (1/1 | 10K | Mature)
Derek is looking for an Emissary. What he finds is Stiles Stilinski; resident witch.
Stiles would do whatever it takes to protect the Hale pack and his Alpha.
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“I want to protect my pack as well as I can,” Derek continued. “Emissaries traditionally keep balance, having someone who wants to tip the odds in our favour may come in handy.”
Figure it Out by Gia279 (1/1 | 5K | Not Rated | Podfic by josilverdragon)
“He isn’t cursed,” Derek said suddenly, “I am.” As he spoke, no less than three lizards tumbled from his mouth. He caught them before they hit the ground, clutching them in folded fingers.
Dream Mate - Real Mate by TheyDraggedMeInNowIAintLeaving (1/1 | 4K | Teen)
Stiles is hired to put magical protection on the Hale house, Derek is incapable of making words in his presence. Somehow they still manage to get a happy ending
Derek Hale--Even in the Wind His Hair Is Perfect by literaryoblivion (1/1 | 2K | Teen)
It’s not the greatest job in the world, but someone’s gotta do it. And Stiles makes the most of it, okay?
Writing captions for the live broadcasts as well as helping run and write the copy for the online news stories can get rather tedious and boring, but Stiles tries his best to keep himself entertained. Slipping in a movie or comic book reference inside a human interest story just to see if someone comments about it, putting up a funny headline to see if someone catches it and puts it up on reddit, you know harmless things that to the casual viewer and reader will go unnoticed but to those that actually pay attention, they might get a kick out of it.
Recently though, he maybe has been… abusing his power.
(There's) no smoke without fire by Ark (1/1 | 6K | Explicit | Podfic by pricklywhicket)
They kiss for entirely too long. If anyone found them in the woods just then they would be like, dudes, this is excessive.
“Stiles, I was talking about the lasagna” by quackquackcey (1/1 | 2K | Teen)
The time Stiles thought his dad could read minds and ended up confessing his inner most thoughts starring Derek—twice.~ 🐺💝
Couldn't find the words by Tails89 (6/6 | 21K | Teen)
*Complete*
John stands, holding out his hand for Melissa. “I never thought I’d be happy to see my son dating Derek Hale."
“They’re good for each other.” Melissa lets John pull her up onto her feet. “I’m happy for them.”
a.k.a
Five times someone thought Stiles and Derek were dating (plus one time they finally used their words and were!)
all my blossoms by WeAreTheLuckyOnes (1/1 | 7K | Mature)
Stiles has to nudge Derek over as he climbs into bed and under the quilt, but Derek goes easily, rolling onto his side and curving around Stiles's body when he settles. He puts his face into Stiles's throat, nose nudging against Stiles's jaw, arm sliding around Stiles's waist. Stiles is asleep in mere moments, comfortable and warm and safe against Derek's body.
Or the one where Stiles and Derek just get to be happy.
You Always Make A Bloody Mess by Sweetsyren (1/1 | 5K | Explicit)
Stiles is used to hiding his scars.
princecharmingwinks special mention (the found family vibes are so sweet!)
here is the deepest secret nobody knows by owlpostagain (1/1 | 22K | Teen)
“Derek,” Stiles groans. “You have me. You’ve always had me, you absolute moron, how many physically impossible feats of life-saving heroics do I have to perform before you get it?”
See you next time team! Hopefully not as long before the next list. Remember to send all the love and kudos to our fabulous writers (and podficcers!).
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hey sorry i’m sure it’s a little dumb but how did you find a community/make mutuals on here? i swapped from twitter to here last year & haven’t been able to make friends like i did on twitter ;v; sorry if this is all silly but figured it couldn’t hurt to ask. love your art & blog !!!
as i like to say, it's like lifting an anvil: it's very simple, but that doesn't mean it's easy. as someone who's a 12+ year veteran that lurked for a couple years and remade a little while ago, really it all comes down to putting yourself out there!!! don't just sit around twiddling your thumbs and lurking. it's tough to do it without coming off as a pandering tryhard, but honestly as long as you're polite, upbeat, and posting regularly, then you're golden.
if you want a big list of wordy bullet points, here's what i've got, and i think you'll find it's pretty applicable to basically any site/community you want to get involved in:
post a lot. this is number one with a fucking bullet! POST! POST LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. but crucially...
post GOOD STUFF. don't bash yourself in the caption/tags, don't say "sorry this is shit" or whatever, don't self-deprecate, and don't admit to posting low-effort stuff just to hit a quota. imagine it's open mic night and go crazy. this is a good site to use like a journal and a scrapbook, but if you want to actually get some traction, you need to bring something interesting to the table. of course, just being funny and nice goes a very long way.
encourage audience feedback. people LOVE to tell you about themselves and give their opinions. get them responding and make the questions and calls for engagement so interesting or fun they can't help themselves.
tag effectively. use both fandom/content tags for searches, and organizational tags for your visitors' use. the tagging system is tumblr's bread and butter, so make it work for you.
follow a lot of blogs you like. then see who they follow, and add those to the list. build a good circle of engagement and keep your finger on the pulse of the site culture for whatever niche(s) you're in... or want to get in.
reblog a lot and be funny/kind in the tags. generally leaving a lot of comments/replies to post is kind of hit-or-miss, but tags are a good harmless "inside voice" to use that doesn't clutter the post itself and yet still engages with op and people seeing the post
engage with people when they ask for engagement. things like polls, ask games, etc... scratch people's backs and they'll scratch yours. and it's just a nice thing to do regardless :)
panhandling is not always the best route. people will balk if you look desperate or openly beg for engagement, like directly asking people to reblog something or being passive-aggressive about how much engagement you are/aren't getting on something. a genuine joke about it is fun and relatable, but snarky comments just kill the vibe and scare people off.
REMEMBER THERE'S NO ALGORITHM. lurking will not put you or any of the stuff you like out there!! REBLOG POSTS! SEND ASKS! this site will NOT SPOON FEED YOU ANYTHING. like taming a wild stallion, you can make this work for you, but you have to put in the effort first.
some people will think you're annoying, and that's okay. probably not very many, but they'll be loud. this is an unavoidable part of Being Known. you can be the sweetest peach in the world but there'll still be people who just don't like peaches. don't take it to heart, and if you do happen to drop the ball or rub a few people the wrong way, don't let that keep you from trying again :)
i've enjoyed the many friends i've made on this site in the past decade-and-then-some, even though both this site and my blog are both something of a ship of theseus. here's hoping you can make it work for you and your interests, too!
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Puppy Love
Sofia Huerta x Reader
Word Count: 1.5k
[WOSO Masterlist]
When Sofia got the call from Nikki, she was concerned. Nikki had been watching Daisy while Sofia herself was off for the set of friendlies in New Zealand.
It was a quick call. Nikki had an emergency that she had to leave for, which meant she couldn’t watch Daisy anymore. Sofia was racking her brain, mentally making a list of people she could call last minute to watch Daisy, when Nikki informed her of your existence.
“My best friend is staying at my place right now, so I hope it’s okay if she watches Daisy.”
Sofia was skeptical at first. Especially when Nikki let it slip that you had two dogs of your own.
“Nik, I love you, but I don’t know if you telling me one girl is watching four dogs is making me feel any better.”
“Sof,” Nikki starts. “I know this isn’t the ideal situation, but I promise she’s amazing with dogs. Daisy will be well taken care of until you get back in a couple days.”
Really, it’s the photo you send not even ten minutes after she hangs up the phone with her club teammate that makes Sofia start to think about you in a different light.
In it, Daisy’s half laying on top of an unfamiliar german shepherd. Burger has his paws resting upon this dog’s head too, but it doesn’t seem to faze the dog at all. She squints, wondering if she’ll get a glimpse of your second mysterious dog, but can’t seem to find it anywhere.
Your text accompanying the picture is sweet and simple.
[I know this isn’t the best of circumstances but I promise Daisy’s being well taken care of!]
Sofia sits up in her bed, smiling at the image of three dogs.
[I hope she hasn’t been too much trouble. Nikki said something about you taking care of four dogs?? I can get someone to come grab her in the morning]
Your response is instantaneous. This time it’s a picture of you cuddling with all four dogs. Sofia’s first thought is that you’re cute. Leave up to Nikki to be friends with someone who looks like a literal goddess. Sofia’s too busy admiring the way you look underneath all of the fur that she doesn’t see the caption at first.
[Don’t worry about it! This cuddle puddle wouldn’t be the same without Daisy here!]
She can’t deny how happy Daisy looks, licking your cheek while you have a wide grin in the picture.
[If you’re sure. I don’t want to trouble you too much]
You guys text back and forth for a little bit before you call it a night. Sofia feels guilty for a second, forgetting about the time difference. It’s already close to midnight where she is, she couldn’t imagine how long you’ve been awake now.
When she falls asleep later that night, she does so with the image of your bright smile painted on the inside of her eyelids, wondering what your voice sounds like.
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The two of you communicate regularly. You send her countless pictures of Daisy with the three other dogs in your care. Daisy looks so genuinely happy in each one, Sofia almost feels guilty for having to take her away from the other dogs in a couple days.
With each interaction between the two of you, Sofia can’t help but crush on you harder. You’re just so easy to talk to, not to mention how good you are with Daisy.
The first time she calls you, Sofia makes the excuse of wanting to see Daisy. The way you answer while in a sports bra and the shortest running shorts ever nearly makes Sofia’s brain short-circuit.
“Sorry,” you huff, brushing your hair out of your face. “We just came back from a run.”
“Is it not freezing over there right now?” Sofia laughs, trying to mask her flusterness with a joke.
The grin you give her makes her heart feel funny. “I’m Seattle born and raised. The cold doesn’t bother me.”
“Okay, weirdo.”
Although it’s the first time the two of you talk, conversation comes easily. By the time Rose comes to get her for practice, Sofia almost doesn’t want to leave.
“Sof, we gotta--” Rose blinks, looking over Sofia’s shoulder at the phone. “(Y/N)?”
You look up from where you’re fixing yourself some food. “Oh hey, Rose!”
Sofia looks between the two of you. “You guys know each other?”
Rose rolls her eyes. “Do I know (Y/N)? She literally named one of her dogs after me.”
“Fake news. Rosie the dog came with her name from the shelter. You’re just the annoying human that came with Nikki from soccer.”
Sofia nearly chokes at the offhanded way you insult Rose. Rose merely snorts as if the two of you have had this conversation multiple times already.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. You better be treating mini me with all the love she deserves. Anyways,” she turns back towards the defender. “We gotta go. Bus leaves in ten.”
“Right, sorry. Be right there.”
“Go kick some soccer ass. It was nice talking to you.”
Sofia doesn’t have a chance to say anything before you’re switching the camera. Sofia’s met with the giant face of her dog.
“Daisy, come here! Say bye to your mom!”
When you finally hang up the phone, Sofia has the biggest smile on her face. When she looks up, getting ready to leave the room, she realizes with a start that Rose is still lingering by the door.
The younger girl has a shit eating grin on her face that only spells trouble. “Sof, do you have a crush?”
“What? No! Of course not!” she sputters.
“Right. So you wouldn’t care if I told you (Y/N) was single.”
“She’s single?” Sofia doesn’t have a chance to stop herself before she asks the question.
By the time they get to the bus, Rose has teased her so much that Sofia has no choice but to sink into her seat with a red face.
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You’re playing fetch with the dogs when Sofia meets you in person for the first time. Daisy races past your outstretched hand to barrel into her owner, barking with joy.
“Hi, Daisy girl! Were you good for (Y/N)?”
The soft crunching of gravel has her looking up again. You look as good in person as you did over the screen of her phone. If anything, you look even better. Sofia has to swallow her groan when you give her a soft smile.
“Hi.”
“Hey.”
She doesn’t know if it’s weird, but Sofia hugs you all the same when she gets up. She doesn’t know if she’s imagining it too when she spots a faint blush on your cheeks.
“It’s great to finally meet you.”
“Yeah of course. Thank you so much for watching Daisy. I’m sure you didn’t sign up to watch four dogs when you decided to come visit Nikki.”
“Is that what she told you?” you laugh.
Sofia frowns. “What, she didn’t actually have a real emergency?”
“No, no, she did. I was just referring to the ‘visiting Nik’ thing.”
Sofia stays silent, not really sure where you’re going with this.
“I moved back here from Cali a couple months ago. I’m Nikki’s permanent roommate, no matter how hard she tries to get rid of me.”
“Oh, so I guess I’ll be seeing you around?” She tries to play it off as if she doesn’t have any real expectations to see you again, but deep down, Sofia knows that she’d do anything just to make up a reason to get to see you after you give back Daisy.
“Well yeah, you’re kind of stuck with me now. Daisy and I have really bonded in your absence. I’m expecting full visiting privileges.” Your words are spoken with a grin, and Sofia can’t help but laugh at your demand.
“I’m gonna miss you, Daisy girl.” Leaning down, you press a kiss Daisy’s forehead, the giant pup wiggling from all of your attention.
“We can always take our dogs out for a puppy play date,” Sofia shrugs, trying to play it cool. “That way you can see Daisy again. And I’m sure she’d love to play with your dogs too.”
“Or…” you trail off, keeping your eyes focused on where the three dogs are now rolling around together on the ground.
“Or?” Sofia repeats, trying not to get her hopes up.
You look nervous now, eyes still not meeting hers. “I know a restaurant nearby that’s pet friendly. If you happen to be free tomorrow night, I’d love some company.”
“Are you asking me out on a date?”
You chew on the inside of your cheeks, finally raising your eyes to meet hers. “Are you going to get creeped out if I say yes?”
Sofia’s heart instantly feels warm. She’s smiling so hard that her cheeks hurt, but she really couldn’t care less. “Text me the time and place. I’ll be there.”
Your eyes light up. “Right, yeah, cool. I’ll definitely do that.”
By the time she leaves hours later, having been caught up getting to know you, Sofia has a feeling that maybe, hopefully, both her and Daisy will be seeing a lot more of you.
#sofia huerta x reader#sofia huerta imagine#uswnt x reader#uswnt imagine#woso x reader#woso imagine#Ace writes
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Last review! I’m so sad to see it end but from what I’m hearing, it ended beautifully.
Danny didn’t have chance from the beginning. He got a silent mother; abusive stepfather, abusive alters, and a lawyer with an addiction, I see why he thought suicide was his only way out, even without knowing about Stan’s addiction—Candy was the icing on the cake.
Ray’s boss annoys me. “Good girl”??? Such misogyny! And it hasn’t gotten better either, men still act this way.
Tom did his big one with this role. Like does Stan believe Rya finally when he heard Jack speak? Jack is the evil within this whole entire time. He made Danny leave for London to look even more guilty. If he left at all. Jack is horrible. I don’t even know how his alter was created.
Also, I love how the closed captions say normal voice when he’s speaking with an American accent when we all know Tom’s normal voice is British 🤣
Never heard Jason’s American voice ever, that’s amazing! And how Tom’s American accent changes to match Jason’s is SO FUCKING AMAZING! You hear the struggle of trying to keep his British accent at bay while trying to sound like Danny but it’s not Danny’s voice, which is much lighter in tone.
Now Jack came out lol and had the other lawyer looking at him crazy lol. I’m so glad Danny broke free so that Adam/Danny could finally speak. And I hope the alters finally see how destructive Jack is.
Danny finally coming to terms with Adam not being his actual brother but another alter (it’s funny how alters don’t age when you do, like what if you’re in your 60s but you have an alter in their 20s and they try do a backflip? That’d fuck you up)
Adam came before Marlin entered into their lives. Imagine all the abuse he had to deal with before that in order to create Adam? That’s sad. And the fact that Adam let marlin do whatever just so that candy wouldn’t be alone is heartbreaking. She put all her hurt and emotions onto Danny, allowed him to see her that way, and that made Danny/Adam decide to put up with whatever abuse he had to to keep her happy
And now the other lawyer is crying. I understand it’s her job but she pissed me off. I’m glad Danny won. And Danny being in shock—the emotions from just his eyes alone?? Unbelievable.
This new wig don’t look bad, I just wish they filmed it different so they could allow him to cut his hair cause I know he was over it at that point.
Love how Rya became the mother figure he needed. Candy knew that his biological father had been molesting him but because memories don’t develop until after four (sometimes early but the brain is so traumatized, it’ll black out anything, trust me—half my childhood is gone and I don’t remember anything) that’s when he created Adam and she let him believe that Adam was real and off with their biological dad like some parent trap shit—what parent willingly separates twins?! Seriously!
I’m so happy Danny didn’t forgive her. She the victim and the villain; instead trying to make the situation better again, she just stayed and allowed it to continue. I truly thought she was gonna say his father had DID, not that he was a pervert. And I just don’t understand how she couldn’t leave again if she did it the first time.
Tom’s cold icy stare is both sexy and heartbreaking, he gives tortured artist. Emmy looks like Mila Kunis to me. (Sorry it’s the ADHD)
So now that fusion therapy is working (a better outcome than the person this was based on) does this mean that Danny’s bisexual 👀 (do not come for me, it was an intrusive thought!)
Love the paintings are exactly the one from the intro; I wonder what debt Danny’s talking about. We’ll never know; the show’s over and it’s an anthology 🙃. It was beautifully written and so well taken care of. I’m sad that Tom can’t express that anymore cause of the strike but hopefully he sees how much this show means to us
Never mind I think I know what the debt is:
Danny has to now fuse Adam. His inner child that he has to protect, or be a guardian Angel for.
This show has made me appreciate those who struggle with mental health (like myself) and those who never stop helping them. And it also made me appreciate the cast’s acting, especially Tom’s; this shit was difficult and hard and I’m sure he will never do another difficult role again and I hope he never has to.
#tom holland#melodicheauxxo#melodicheauxx review#thcontent#the crowded room#tcr spoilers#danny sullivan
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Hi!! Ok so this might seem a bit nonsensical so if it is I’m sorry but I was just going through a 2000s club music rabbit hole and I stumbled upon that one Japanese water commercial that Beyoncé did (here’s the link):
https://youtu.be/I2w2cyCdZZA?si=zFzbVZz8S-w62qej
Idk why I just thought it was so funny cuz imagine if Player gave the chain mobile phones for some inexplicable reason and then sent this link to Legend with a bullshit caption like “this MIGHT be Koholintcore” and then he spams them back with a crazy amount of death threats or sumn. I have a feeling he’d be super creative with them. like. think Tupac dissing Wendy Williams-type vulgarity. and then Player would just. like… not read them (they actually do and then they and Wind wheeze about it together and then they pretend they didn’t read them just to screw with him). and then reply with gamepigeon 8-ball or sumn. Poor Legend’s head would probably explode. Lmao 💗. Idk why I thought of this but it just seems so in character and frankly I need more Player AU memes in my life. They add TANG‼️
Anyhoo! Just wanted to let you know that I LOVE your fic and can’t wait for the next update (no rushing at all tho like be kind to urself bestie) if you couldn’t tell I adore your player and I’m a good sucker for enemies to lovers so ofc your player/legend dynamic is badaboom for me. I can really feel that even though things are *relatively* chill now after that last chapter, it really feels like things are starting to ramp up in intrigue, and we’re only on chapter 14(I’m assuming there’s gonna be shittons more cuz you said on a different post there would be at least 20 or sumn more chapters). So exciting! ✨✨✨
THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM THING EVWR AND YOU BETTER YOUR FUCKING ARSE ITS PLAYCORE
Instead of replying with the pool game straight away, idea that Player just goes "I ain't reading all that shit." Then sends it NFMWNZN AAAAA
Also thank you so much! It always brings me joy knowing people like reading! Things are definitely ramping up now and I'm so excited to start putting my own twists and such for future endeavours Player's gonna have to go through.
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RWBY ReWatch Volume 7: PENNY!!! :D
Okay, so what do I remember from this Volume? PENNY!! She’s back. The Ace Ops were introduced here, Clover dies a stupid death, Robyn is here, Ironwood starts off crazy, calms down, and then completely loses his shit by then end.
Yeah, that’s about it. Broad strokes, but the finer details elude me. So let’s get started.
Oh, this was the volume they changed Qrow’s VA, ahklhdhka. It’s so noticeable.
This is the first Volume since 4 that the captions have functioned as they should.
They have such a large, colorful, conspicuous group now alkdhkjhfaksh.
qrow didn’t even need to punch those tigers but he did that for me
Oscar’s weapon is so funny, he is quite literally just aggressively poking things to death.
I’m that guy from ATLA that foams at the mouth and passes out, but for everytime Penny shows up.
Mmm, Clover’s introduction has him picking up the very weapon used to kill him later on. Nice touch.
Unlike the last two Volumes, I vividly remember the OP for this one. Mostly because I have the damn song on my phone, because I immediately fell in love with it. But also because that one image of Penny smiling that’s in the OP, because I love her.
Ironwood actually laughs a little bit when Ruby admits to stealing the airship.
Damn, I know Ironwood kinda falls off his rocker later, but RWBY and co., reaaaalllly made it worse. Like, he made a real, genuine effort to assuage their worries and make himself trustworthy. Opened himself up completely to them.If they were as upfront with Ironwood in the beginning as he was with them, maybe he wouldn’t have reacted so poorly.
Oh no, I forgot about Qrow and Ironwood’s hug. :c That just makes it sadder that Qrow wants to kill Ironwood later..
I smile every time I see Tyrian, I can’t help it.
I don’t think I had noticed before that Yang gets an actual gauntlet for her robot arm now, instead of using just built in guns.
We still don’t get to see Nora’s landing strategy.
Sorry, but you can’t make a fishing pole a cool weapon. It’s just not happening.
I noticed this volume has actual wording on a lot of the screens that can be read instead of indiscernible scribbles. Case in point: one of the earlier monitors mention a toilet being “decimated”.
Marrow is so funny, oh my god.
The second Jacques can’t get anywhere with threats he moves straight into emotional manipulation. Fucker.
Jaune being popular with the moms is too cute.
I’m so happy FNKI got a little cameo this season, I love them so much.
Robyn was really about to throw away her chance at winning the election over a single truck of supplies.
Oh damn. Winter was looking forward to being the Winter Maiden. She considered it as part of her destiny and it was a decision she was making her own. And then it was ripped out from under her. That’s gotta sting like hell.
Oh, right. Nora and Ren start having relationship issues this volume. Poor Ruby just wanted to go to a fun party with friends.
We get a bunch of cute Penny moments to placate us before we move into Sad Penny days.
It’s actually SO GOOD to see Nora put her foot down for something serious.
Ironwood saying that Salem’s lack of humanity is her greatest advantage actually makes his turn to outright villain make a little more sense. He’s out to win now, and if losing his humanity and restraint is what helps that, then so be it.
Oh, Klein was fired. Shame, he was a sweet character. Jacques couldn’t hire anyone else? Just gonna have his son act as the butler? Okay.
Watts and Ironwood fighting in a gravity arena is such a fun stage for their battle.
Pffft, Watts falls after shoving Ironwood’s arm into the hard light shield, but Ironwood didn’t do anything to him. So really, Watts just threw himself to the ground to be dramatic.
Tyrian is SO fun to watch when he’s fighting, he’s like a little tornado of knives and poison.
Damn, Qrow, Clover, and Robyn had Tyrian completely overwhelmed in that fight. That seems to be the way to beat him seeing as he’s usually the one overwhelming his opponents. If Clover and Qrow had focused on Tyrian after the crash they could’ve easily subdued him again.
Every scene with Salem is so well done. It’s always so ominous and chilling, she constantly feels like nothing but a threat.
If Clover dying is what it takes for me to get that amazing scene with Qrow and Tyrian fighting together, than so be it. Sacrifices must be made. U.U
Also, I never commented on what Tyrian’s doing when his hands are glowing with what I assume is his aura. He did that once before when he attacked Fiona and he cut straight through her aura. Then he does it again when fighting Clover. His eyes are purple, so it’s a subset of his poisoning, perhaps.
It’s kind of hard to see, but it looks like he retracts the blades on his wrists when he does it too. Huh...
Okay, I went back to watch A Night Off, and when Tyrian attacks Fiona one hand is purple and he uses that to tear straight through her aura and then uses the blade on his other hand, the one that’s not purple, to slice her. So Tyrian has the ability to just slice through someone’s aura temporarily. The poisoning must be just an aspect of his Faunus traits, and tearing through aura is his semblance.
oh no the whaaaaale
I didn’t really have a lot to say this Volume that I didn’t say during my first watch. As a whole it’s very well done, posing interesting questions and choices for all the characters and an overall consistent theme.
I will say that, having to constantly pause the show every minute to make commentary or screenshots, warps the pacing of the episodes in a certain way that can skew my first impression vs someone who just watches the episode normally. But I still really enjoy doing it this way, so that’s not going to stop me.
A quickie for the first 5 episodes of Volume 8:
I can’t believe i forgot about the fucking HOUND
So thinking about it now, I never really believed Emerald when she said that Cinder was her family because I don’t think Cinder has said one nice thing to Emerald the entire show. Beyond a generic “good job” or something like it. Like, Cinder has very clearly treated Emerald the same way she treats most everyone-- putting them at a distance, no affection or genuine attention. But Emerald acts like Cinder would be affectionate to her. She gets excited when she sees her and at one point it even looked like she was going in for a hug. I wonder if Cinder’s behavior towards Emerald is a new thing? Like Cinder was kind and affectionate (as much as Cinder is capable, anyway) to her before, but has recently needed to put on airs and treat Emerald different now? Maybe? I dunno. I don’t really see it, but it’s the only thing I can think of making sense. Cause I dunno why Emerald would keep acting like this towards Cinder if Cinder has always treated her so indifferently.
Annnnndddd, that’s it!
That concludes my rewatch of RWBY, now I’ll move into the next episode, Midnight, See ya then and thanks for reading!
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This goes out to @foggy-milk 😤💪 who wanted some of my story captions!! This one is my current favourite one as it’s the introduction post to Jamie and Bonnies friendship 😎
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“Ok, Um, That’s homophobic”
“Me not tagging along on another ghoul hunting trip that is definitely going to end up with you concussed, bound to a demon, in jail and/or with another -,” Jamie raises his eyebrow pointedly, “- restraining order, is not homophonic Bon.”
“I get ONE restraining order and it’s held over my head forever!” Bonnie clutches their hands to their chest dramatically, “Why do you always assume the worse of me?”
He shrugs, grinning, “It saves time.”
The two of them sit, legs swinging over the end of the small wooden pier, a box of cheesy chips from Merv’s between them; looking out across the ocean. The two of them had been the soul survivors of their boarding school friendship group and were glued at the hip. Well… USED to be.
“Oh come onnnn,” she playfully nudges his shoulder and waggles a chip in his face, shooting him a knowing grin, “What about for laughs? For luck? For the UNKNOWN!”
“Nice try with the Peter S.Beagle quote but,” Jamie’s smile drops, “I really am sorry Bon but I can’t miss this expedition. We’ve finally got clearance to check out this wreckage and I need to get as many photos as I can for my portfolio. And ya’know - it IS my actual job. Ya Boi’s got bills to pay.”
“Cant believe you’re ditching me for the job of your dreams, that you worked ridiculously hard to get, that I know means the world to you,” Bonnie says sarcastically, giving him a light thump on the shoulder as he chuckles. Jamie’s new job as a crew member for a marine conservation team off Cape West has really been the best thing to ever happen to him, so Bonnie doesn’t allow themselves to complain. He leans his head on their shoulder apologetically, and the two of them look out across the ocean in companionable silence for a while.
“I promise to compensate you with funny pictures of fish and the crew and I’ll keep my eyes out for merfolk, Cirein-Cròin or anything strange” Jamie says holding out his pinky finger.
Bonnie wraps their own pinkie around his and raises their thumb expectantly, “Lock it.”
Jamie raises his own and both of them lock the promise in place by touching thumbs.
“Thanks dude.”
Bonnie had never explicitly told Jamie that they missed him after he got his job. That they needed to feel included even when there really wasn’t any need for them to be. Somehow they couldn’t verbalise such needy, clingy feelings, that made their insides churn to think about. But Jamie understood. He had always understood.
But the atmosphere was getting sappy, so Bonnie grins mischievously at their friend.
“Oh and tell Camilla I said Hiiiii~,” they wiggle their eyebrows and fingers suggestively, quickly having to duck away, cackling, as Jamie takes a swipe .
“You’re unbelievable.”
“WHAT?! She’s HOT and single! And has crazy MILF energy. Can’t I appreciate the finer things in life?”
“Not when she’s my boss you can’t.”
“Ok, NOW you’re being homophobic.”
“I will push you off this pier.”
And he did. Before jumping right in after them.
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um both 💀💀
sorry for late reply!!
i feel so bad bc i feel like if i knew the context of the edit i’d better be able to come up w a caption?? im not that funny originally 💀
but if you want like outta pocket ones where you expect people to comment: ayooo 🤨 kinda vibe then these comments might be for you?? idk if it’s like a neymessi cutesy edit or like a “they’re hot” kinda edit thing
—> “take me to paris (not the city)” is kinda funny that relates to psg and stuff that I saw in that comment section btw (had to scroll a bit lol)
otherwise you could always add a portion of the song you chose in the caption or literally just go on a random tangent ab something. i know ppl will just comment wild shit that went on in their day and the ppl just comment like “caption???”
or you could always type something in the caption ab separate neymessi things that have gone on. like make a joke ab neymar being a dad, something about messi’s haircut or the 15 bags he brought w him to barcelona💀💀
also there’s always the simple “my fave duo” or “neymessi come back home” or “i miss them” if you can’t think of anything else cause those are always adequate enough
sorry i couldn’t be of more help :( but if any of my followers have any funny captions for anon over here pls feel free to comment them. y’all are funnier than me anyways 🫶🏼
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I wanted to know more about who AW is, as it naturally happens, and so of course I googled. I stumbled upon an article with the caption “do we hate Grace Shelby or Annabelle Wallis” and the whole article was about how bad her acting is and how it was all so forced and cringe and apparently *SORRY BIG SPOILERS AHEAD* she was killed off because of that. They had to come up with an excuse for that abrupt decision, so writers came up with some bs like Cillian Murphy’s character shouldn’t be happy because it’s not in his nature, so they took away his happiness by killing his love interest off. But then apparently the storyline went to shit because of that and they decided to bring AW back to do just a voice lol. Like they were stuck with a bad actress and it wasn’t working with her, but it also didn’t work without that character and they obviously couldn’t just recast her. It’s kinda funny that she’s generally known by that role tho. Either that one or something in Tudors, which seems to be the same type of character and I didn’t watch the show but I think she dies in that one as well? Anyhow, she should go take some acting classes, do some workshops, maybe even small theater play, find better agent, put her money into her career instead of constant vacations and butchering her face, stop leeching off of others, get rid of the gf (for hire) label, and maybe then she might have better roles and an actual decent career. That is if she actually cares about acting, which doesn’t seem like she does tbh.
Thank you for this, anon. I needed a good laugh today 🤣
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Hetalia: World Stars Episode #10: Industrial Revolution Part 6 Transcript
This episode has the sixth part of the Industrial Revolution arc.
America: Hm hm hm, hmm, hmm hm hm…
Romano: Spain! I need your help, you lazy jerk! America’s working me to the bone!
(America: Hm, hm…)
Spain: Oh, Romano, is that really you? You never call me! Qué pasa?
(Qué pasa?: What’s up? → Spanish)
Romano: I need you to take care---
Spain: Has anyone told you you sound like a different person over the phone? Now, what can I do for you, mi amigo?
(Mi amigo?: My (male) friend? → Spanish)
Romano: You can stop talking and listen because as much as it pains me to say it, you're the only bastardo I can depend on.
(Bastardo: Bastard → Italian)
Romano: Ehah! Since I moved in with my brother…my life has been a disaster!
(Dream Italy: Na na na, fratello!)
(Fratello!: Brother! → Italian)
Romano: So, listen, you’re raking in the cash like the others, sí?
(Sí?: Yes? → Italian)
Romano: With that whole Industrial Revolution thing?
Spain: Auhn? Industrial Revolution? Ha! No, all our money grows on trees.
{Caption: It’ll be all right because we’ve got agriculture!!}
Narrator: He’s flat broke, but at least he’s got plants.
Romano: Ehum…
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Romano: Tch…fine! I can’t believe I ever expected you to bail me out.
Spain: I’m glad you called either way and I’m glad you seem to be thriving, no matter the circumstances.
(Romano: Ehum!)
Romano: Whatever! How are you holding up?
(Cat: Meow!)
Spain: Ah, I’m doing pretty good!
(Cat: Merooooow!)
Spain: My place has actually been super lively lately. Every day feels like a festival!
Romano: Sí, I definitely want to hear about your festivals when America’s taking such tremendous advantage of me!
(Sí: Yes → Italian)
Spain: Well, since you asked, I guess I can indulge. The Spaniards seem of late to quite enjoy beating each other up in the streets.
(Spanish men: Grr…ehm! Auh! Grr…)
Romano: Really? That sounds like a civil war; you should stop them.
(Spanish men: Grr…ehm! Auh!)
Spain: No, you think they’re really fighting? I just assumed the hearts of my citizens blazed with the intensity of the midsummer sun and their love for their country couldn’t be expressed through words alone!
Romano: Idiota.
(Idiota: Idiot → Italian)
Spain: Anyway, it brings a tear to the eye to hear you’re finally working for your supper. I’m proud of you!
Guitar: Strum!
Romano: DON’T PUNCTUATE YOUR REALLY BAD JUDGEMENT WITH STUPID NOISES!
Spain: Lo siento!
(Lo siento!: I’m sorry! → Spanish)
Spain: I feel that even in the saddest situations, you can always boost the mood with a little classical guitar.
(Guitar: Strum strum strum!)
Guitar: Strum strum strum!
Romano: Huh! You may be a lot of things, but pessimistic certainly isn’t one of them.
Spain: Like I always say…as long as you have a heart full of strength and a belly full of tomatoes, everything will be okay, yeah? Oh no! My tomatoes are all gone! Nothing will ever be okay again!
Romano: Tomatoes can’t ruin your life!
Spanish men: Grr…
Spain: Listen…
(Guitar: Strum!)
Spain: It’s been a while since we’ve seen each other, so why don’t you come visit me?
(Spanish men: Ehm! Auh!)
Romano: I’m not interested in crashing your fight club.
Spain: Oh, don’t be like that; I have so many new things to show you! So, prepare to feast your eyes on beautiful Spaniards dancing with live roses in their mouths! Ow! This one had thorns on it!
Romano: Hueh!
Spain: He he!
(Romano: Hee hee!)
Spain: I cut myself quite good; no spicy food for me for a while.
Romano: That’s too bad---
Spain: Ow!
(Romano: Aah!)
{Caption #1: Hit}
Spain: Owowowow!
Romano: Aah!
{Caption #2: It hurts a lot!}
Spain: It super duper hurts!
Romano: Aah!
{Caption #3: Hi! I’m getting a lot of blood!}
Spain: Aah! I’m bleeding! It’s everywhere!
(Romano: Aah!)
{Caption #4: Cough…}
Spain: Ah huah heh!
Romano: Aah!
{Caption #5: It’s funny…}
Spain: This is bad! Something is wrong!
{Caption #6: Wow, is this okay?}
Spain: Everything is getting dark! What’s going on?
Romano: Aah!
Spain: Am I gonna die?
Romano: No, you’re just having a panic attack.
{Caption #7: Power…I don’t know…}
Spain: I feel so weak…I…
Romano: Neah!
Phone: Beep! Beep!
Romano: Duah! SPAIN!
(Phone: Beep!)
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Spain: Uah! Well…knowing Romano is doing his best gives me strength to carry on too.
Portugal: Finally done yakking?
(Spain: Huh?)
Spain: Oh, Portugal.
{Caption #1: Portugal}
{Caption #2: Spain’s neighbor]
Portugal: Heah. You know, it breaks my heart to watch you put on a front like that and pretend to be fine. But you won’t fool anyone for long. Heum!
Spain: Hey, shut up! I’m not pretending to be fine; I am fine! But! If I’m not fine, then you’re not either! We’re the same!
Portugal: Yes, we may both be behind the curve, but my secret is that I don’t care. Oh, and also that…I’ve still got Macau!
Spain: Ptoo!
Narrator: These two dingbats are in almost identically dire economic straits.
Spain: So what brings you by today?
Portugal: Why, I simply wanted to visit you, of course.
Spain: You did?
Narrator: But their relationship has become strained and delicate in recent years.
Portugal: I wanted to check on you after that whole “the sun never sets at my place” thing blew up in your face. But you haven’t completely imploded yet, so congratulations!
Spain: How dare you fandango all over here with your clothing and back-handed compliments! I would never do anything like that to you, you know!
Portugal: Indeed. But to be frank, I’m glad we’re perfect opposites. Imagine if we were the same.
Seychelles: Oh, Portugal!
Spain, Portugal: Huh?
Seychelles: I have a letter here for you from Mr. Eng---uh! Which one of you is Portugal?
(Portugal: Uh uh…)
(Spain: Uh…)
Spain, Portugal: Huah?!
Spain: Wow, I never expected a joke about not being able to tell us apart. I missed my chance to react.
{Caption: They share the same ancestor}
Portugal: Ugh, looking like you is enough of a joke.
Seychelles: Yeah, so, anyway…
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Britain: The revolution is over, chaps, and it’s all downhill from here!
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Gamer Boy
Chris Evans X Male Reader
Request: Yes @chrisevansxmalereader
Description: Y/n was a famous twitch and YouTube gamer, who’s biggest fan was Chris’s Evans. After long days of filming he would always love to watch his new streams or videos. One day he watched one of Y/n’s Q and A’s when the question of who his celebrity crush was. He was surprised to hear that he was his crush. Criss Evans was the famous gamers crush.
Chris had just gotten back to his hotel sweet after many exhausting hours of acting on the set of infinity war. He fell back onto the white sheets of the bed and took his phone out, he scrolled through YouTube until he found one of Y/n’s newest videos. It was a Q and A while playing over watch, which was a pretty entertaining game to watch.
It wasn’t really the game that mattered, because it was really just Y/n. His outfits, his smile, his cute laugh when he wins or when his teammates do something stupid. Criss played the video and immediately felt himself relax to Y/n’s soft calming voice.
He decided he would get ready for bed while watching the video so he laid his phone on the bathroom counter as he washed his face.
“Who’s my celebrity crush, asked Rondalsd08,” Y/n paused to thing for a second, as well as quickly get a kill. “I would have to say… maybe like Zac Efron,” he said unsure while Cris’s face fell a bit. It wasn’t like they were dating or anything but it still hurt to know he had no chance. “Actually no I change my answer, Cris Evans,” Y/n hummed a bit while continuing to play the game.
“Y’all Caption America can crack my spine in half like you know what I’m saying,” he said before bursting into a laugh. “I have no idea what I’m saying you guys are making me crazy, but I love you all. CRAP! I died,” Cris stared at the phone while eyed. Was he really Y/n’s crush, it was a dream come true. He could even lie that he felt flustered at Y/n’s comments about him.
Cris quickly finished washing up then ran over to the bed and opened Instagram. He quickly looked through his following and there your profile was.
Hey Y/n, I heared you have a crush on me?
WHAT! You saw my video😓😅
Of course I did, I love you videos their so funny and your great at the games you play.
Oh well thank you, sorry for the captain America comments, just ignore them🥲
I’ll try😂
And actually I wanted to see if you wanna grab lunch sometime, like a date?
REALLY are you serious, I would love to, when are you thinking😍😌😙
Definitely after Infinity War is over with filming. At least my parts at least, so maybe in like three weeks❤️
Cris smiled and stare at his phone, Y/n just texted a thumbs up emoji after and both couldn’t wait for their date. Cris could just imagine how nice he would smell and look, and how kind he acted in public.
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Cris sat on a wooden chair along the ocean shore. He had suggested one of his favorite restaurants which was looking out over the crystal clear ocean. It was pretty humid out so he wore a nice short sleeve button up and shorts.
Chris’s face lit up as he noticed the gamer walking down the isles of tables. He wore a single silver necklace that hung around his smooth neck.
“Oh my god hey,” Y/n said before running up to Cris, who stood up and fell into a quick hug. They both felt a blush creep up their faces as their scents filled each other’s noses. Cris’s strong arms tightened around Y/n’s waist before shortly pulling apart. “How are you doing?” Cris asked while the two took their seats.
“Good, It was lucky you picked today. I’m actually doing a convention down town, you know signing autographs and stuff like that. Today was one of the only days I had off,” Y/n said as he took a sip of whine that Cris had ordered for the both of them.
“Oh, I swear it’s pure luck. I just finished filming infinity war and finally have a break from filming and crazy workouts,” He said while swirling the wine in his glass. “OH! I can’t wait to see it, can’t you tell me some spoilers?” Cris laughed a bit shook his head no, “Come on.”
“I can’t, I’m pretty sure Marvel has cameras on me right now,” He said causing the both of them to laugh aloud. A few others looked to them, probably cause it was two famous guys in what looked like a date. The two stoped and stared into each other’s eyes.
“Hi I’m sorry I was just- um wound wrong if I could get a picture, with birth of you. I’m a huge fan,” The moment of peaceful staring was cut off by a shot red headed girl. Not natural red hair but dyed blood red hair. She held her phone out and the two celebrities smiled as the camera flashed. “Nice to meet you guys,” She said before waving. Y/n’s face fell as he looked to the ground, “What’s wrong Y/n?”
“It’s just, sometimes I wish I were normal again. I wish I could go out to restaurants with hot people and not be tracked down by fans,” the hammer said as he turned to Cris, who had a massive grin on his face. “You think I’m hot,” He said as Y/n’s cheeks grew red, “Maybe.”
Dinner was quick, probably because of the paparazzi that started to show up, and now Cris was walking Y/n to his apartment. The two stopped when they reached the door, “Thanks for the date Cris, it was fun.”
“Maybe we can do it again sometime?,” Cris suggested causing Y/n to bite his lip. He thought for a second before standing on his tip toes and laying a kiss on the mans soft lips. “I’d love to,” Y/n said before opening the door to his apartment and stepping inside. “Wait Cris,” Y/n said causing him too stop and turn around from where he stood in the hallway. “Your apartment is far and it’s late, maybe you can stay?” Cris’s face lit up and he ran into the younger mans apartment.
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