#i don't know anything about cars

[euesworld]

"Excuse me.. are you stealing this car? I'm just wondering cause I'd let you steal my heart.."

I think I met a woman who was stealing a car, and I have to tell you.. that car might have been hot, but she was hotter, haha - eUë

#excuse me #excuse moi #grand theft auto #theft #steal my heart #funny #true story #she was hot #car theft #bypassing the ignition #sorry #i don't know anything about cars #haha #me trying to flirt #life is crazy #how can a hot chick be stealing a car #she should be stealing hearts #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her #quoteoftheday #romance #romantic #hilarious #real life

[acemapleeh]

How foolish I was to think Alfred would have a Tesla 🤮 when I remembered he's a Mustang bitch 🤑🤗 so he drives a Mach-E.

#hws america #i don't know anything about cars #disclaimer #but alfred is a big car ho lolol

[valberryventi]

racer diluc telling you "don't worry, i'll be careful," and kissing your forehead before a race

racer diluc spotting you in the crowd and putting his fingers to his lips before signing it back to you. he'll wink if he's feeling flirty

racer diluc, when not in a game and just Normally Driving, picks you up from college/work and drops you home. you get some jealous stares but it just fuels your ego

racer diluc showing up in yet another sports car (you swore it was a bugatti last time) to pick you up for a date. he tells you to wear clothes he bought for you, and he's such a gentleman that he buckles your seatbelt himself so he can say, "hold tight, baby," in your ear as he kisses your cheek

racer diluc holds your hand whenever there's a red light (or when the traffic slows) because he doesn't want to risk your safety if he drives with one hand even if he can (you find it hot, to which he chuckles at, but you're too precious for him. after all, he can be hot every other time... hehe)

#hoyofair 2024 got me GOOD... #the brainrot my friend and i had over the teasers #my god #ALSO i don't watch F1 nor do i know anything about cars #i also do not drive #racer diluc #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #hushvalberry ; 🍓 #valberry ramble #genshin #hoyofair 2024 #diluc x reader #diluc brainrot

[stan-joe]

pspsps link click fans these are two different cars (and probably two different road trips):

First car ↑

Recent car ↓

#also very different backgrounds between the two sets #not sure if this is being talked about elsewhere bc i really only use tumblr but I haven't seen anyone saying anything here #thought i'd make a note of it #link click #the 2023 art with CXS leaning on the yellow car is also a different car but it's more detailed so idk maybe it's also meant to be car 1 #similar looking to a point but definitely different cars #but what do i know #could i ID these cars? probably. but im bad at IDing drawn cars. show me a live action car and i gotchu. once it's stylised im out. #btw does anyone think the recent car shots look distinctly different (in terms of composition/framing) than the typical style #distinctly might not be the right word there. there's just something about them that vibes different. it's 1am i don't wanna think about it

[youronebraincell]

I had a dream Nat was teaching Jackie how to drive and it went exactly like this:

#yellowjackets #jackie taylor #natalie scatorccio #jackienat #ella purnell #sophie thatcher #listen we all know Jackie can't drive for shit #someone needs to teach her #and I think that person should be Nat #kisses to whoever writes something like this #I'd do it myself but I don't know anything about cars

[turbidapoplexy]

valentine's exchange pt 1: fast and furious (i don't know shit about fast and furious)

#dave strider #rose lalonde #daverose #.png #not knowing anything about fast and furious was a bonus for that prompt btw. #anyway all i know is that it's about cars and maybe things explode. maybe there are guns. #the background is actually from michael bay #whose films i also don't think i've ever watched but they explode (or something)

[bonefall]

it is healing to come onto this blog and see basic respect for diasbility after being in other corners of the fandom and reading the words “snowkit could never be a warrior because he wouldnt know what anything is. he wouldnt even know what a clan is because nobody could explain it to him” said in full seriousness

Im..... That statement is so ableist I cannot even imagine the worldview you'd need to have in order to come up with that.

They really think the only way anyone learns anything is through verbal-speaking-words-noises? No one has ever observed something before? Not even once?

This is beyond touching grass, this person just fell out of the fucking Jurassic Period when all they had was ferns and stegosaurs.

I just...

OH YES. I remember my first day of Society Lessons as a hearing person, where the everything was explained to me. Via Audiobook. FIRST they spoke and said, "you are standing on the ground." It was a life changing revelation, and the world began to spin.

But it did not stop.

THEN they said, "there are fingers on your hands." The sensation of flesh and bone crackling into existence is indescribable, but I did not yet know pain, until they told me, "that hurts." I began screaming immediately.

And yet... it continued.

They explained so much. Chairs. Tables. Walls. The sky. Frogs. Ionizing radiation. Breathing. I was told all of it, in one sitting, and only then did I understand. Only when my ears were bursting with normal hearing knowledges, did they begin... my final test.

A strange wall-chair-finger emerged from the sky-of-the-wall, stood on the ground several times, until it was in front of me. A second one came behind it, this one slimmer. The audiobook gave these things names;

Human. Father. Mother. Door. Walking. It was completely impossible to know what these things were until that very moment.

I watch a human dip a hook into water and produce a fish, and I recall my Society Lessons where they called that "fishing." I am decked in the face by a nefarious hooligan, and I have only the audiobook to thank when I know I have been "punched" by a "bad guy." It was only the magic of verbal-speaking-words-noise that made me understand that there are "other people" and that they "do stuff."

Sometimes, even, in "groups."

Before the Society Lessons Audiobook, I knew nothing. I was pure, innocent, uncorrupted by concepts such as "parents" and "door." I am grateful every day that there is no such concept as "being shown things" or "simple logical reasoning" or "looking."

Blessed be those amongst us who escape the horrors of the Society Lessons Audiobook. I pray that you never learn what anything is. Be free! Free as a bird, which also knows nothing and famously cannot learn. 🤗

DEAF/HOH FOLLOWERS I'm losing my mind do you want me to bump a 'Hearing Disabilities Herb Guide' to the top of my priorities? Something you can use to bludgeon whackadoodles like that. This is ridiculous

Obviously not a MEDICINE guide but like; common causes of hearing disability in clan cats. Accommodations for hearing loss vs congenital deafness. Actual difficulties of not having that sense Clan-by-Clan. Debunking of misconceptions like... not being able to learn APPARENTLY.

#bone babble #Fennelposting #Obviously the answer is 'theyre incapable of THINKING' but like... they do know snow has a line right #In the book. He figured out. A word. Through observation. #He says 's'all right' because he knows it calms ppl down #He did not need to hear the magic words 'You can make noises at others to influence them' #Like a fucking tutorial tip #Im going to start keeping a JOURNAL of ''times people have been weird about snowkit specifically'' #Ableism #cw ableism #I could also link to the pawspeak thing so it's all in one place #I wrote this last night and put it in the queue and I laid awake thinking of this... #What do they think happens when someone goes to another country where things aren't written/spoken in a language they know? #Do they think they wouldn't be able to figure out anything? Do they think the tourist would just perish #Would they collapse in the streets of Berlin sobbing? #Happened to me. Went to England and they called it a Car Boot Sale instead of a Flea Market and I died to death #AND if I did make that guide please tell me if there's any other weird misconceptions you need to see in it #I know that ONE of them is going to have to be that. like. deaf people make noise. #theyre actually quite loud because they don't know they're making noise #and people with hearing loss do not suddenly forget how to speak. #and people born deaf dont talk like cavemen #cw body horror #tw body horror #EDIT: OOPS sorry I have such an astonishingly tolerance for body horror I did not realize that counted as body horror

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #it was a hard day today. #sometimes you just gotta cry for an hour about requiring significant assistance to do basic stuff that you don't actually have help with rn! #(my wife is working 6 12s at a job we had to move across the country for) #(which means 1 she is *exhausted* at *all* times and struggling to even meet her own needs) #(and 2 our other partner and all our family and friends are. multiple days away by car. so they can't come help.) #it's getting hard to even stick leftovers in the microwave for myself but no one else is able to cook for me. #it sucks. #(we're moving again in june because this was a 1-year position from the beginning) #(and the idea is for our other partner to move in with us which will help a lot) #(plus my wife should be switching to a reliably 5-day week at that time) #(but we don't know where we're going for another month and a half.) #(so we can't really do any groundwork or anything to make that happen.) #(and having zero agency other than sitting and waiting and getting worse alone Really Sucks!) #I guess this is a bit of a secret part two to yesterday's meducation lol #favorites

[juniperleafdelivery]

#my art #trans #side note: following tags are a pretty long thought dump #ugh okay i'm going to be honest #i didn't know anything about predstrogen until she was banned and many people started talking about her #also looked through photomatt's blog very briefly #to me he sounds callous- if that's the right word. he just didn't seem to care about what happened to predstrogen prior to her being banned #also? car with hammers that explodes multiple times feels far from being a serious death threat to me #yes predstrogen explicitly mentioned death wishes #but i don't know. what she said is more cartoonish than serious #also something i noticed from photomatt: where is the evidence that predstrogen threatened other users? #i haven't been looking into all this that deeply #but that photomatt stating that as part of the reason for predstrogen's ban and then not elaborating is. weird. for lack of better words #on a slightly different note: i love tumblr and how i can be my silly queer self and nobody cares #but if we don't stand up for each other — especially those who are constant targets for harrassment and other crappy things #tumblr will eventually die or bear no resemblance to the site i enjoy so much #maybe i'm privileged! being a trans masc guy #or maybe i'm ignorant #but i guess i have a tendency to say a lot. and i hate staying silent when i have the opportunity to speak out #so i'm going to scream #and i hope y'all are going to speak in support of trans women too

[anothermonikan]

feeling very objectum tonight. hello objectums. I love you

#as if I'm not Objectum every waking moment of my life sdhdshds #but yeah I'm. feeling it today! #I'm about to go to bed with bby hehe #I'm thinking about my old phone that was probably my first object crush before I knew what that was...sigh #I lent them to my younger sibling when their phone broke and I haven't seen them since then </3 #maybe I should ask if they still have them buttt it'd be a bit of a weird thing to ask because I have a. technically better phone ^^; #I would like to see them again yknow. now that I know and all that #I was really attached to them aha....I didn't really want to get a technically better phone or whatever #ack. having lotsa thoughts!! #Like oh I'm friends with my siblings bike like legitimately I will talk to that thang #and my me and my fathers car are friends now. I didn't like her at first because I was very used to older cars and her having #a simple UI touchscreen put me off. I still don't really agree with touchscreens in cars but it's not like you have to use it for anything #which is better than some modern cars aha.... #Oh jeez bby is like warm warm aha ^^; I better put her on the fan #This could've been like 3 separate posts. oopsies ehe ^^; #Objectum #Android.txt

[remmixx]

i'm doing way too much research for a fic currently and i think i found the model of cynthia's bike? if i'm right (there's a good chance i'm not, but) she drives a Triumph Thunderbird. SHE DRIVES A T-BIRD

the T-Birds got their name from the Ford Thunderbird car, but i love that cynthia drives a T-Bird too!

#the details of this show i s2g #rotpl #rise of the pink ladies #grease: rise of the pink ladies #if i'm wrong and an idiot because i don't know anything about motorcycles and cars #just let me think i've connected the dots okay? #have mercy on me

[animeheadcanonsbecauseisaidso]

All Might drives a truck

Headcanon by me

#no i will not be more specific because i don't really know anything about cars/trucks #headcanons #headcanon #hcs #bnha #bnha hcs #boku no hero #boku no hero academia #boku no hero academia headcannons #boku no hero hcs #boku no hero headcanons #my hero acedamia #my hero academia #all might #yagi toshinori #mha toshinori #bnha toshinori #my hero academia toshinori

[twocubes]

i mean, yes, some of it is planned obsolescence, but also, obviously, the only pieces of old technology that people still use everyday are the durable ones, because they'd need to be durable to still be used everyday

all the shit-ass sewing machines made over a couple decades ago would obviously be forgotten, because they were shit, and broke down, and eventually faded from memory over those over-a-couple decades, while all the non-shit-ass ones would survive to be marveled at for their comparative durability compared to all the shit-ass sewing machines we have now

and i mean, yeah, today's iot stuff, and the you-no-longer-own-stuff-it's-a-subscription-model bullshit, and so on, this isn't to say that all that isn't particularly egregious in its lack of durability. this is certainly a problem, and i don't mean to minimize it.

but let's not kid ourselves. your 2003 honda accord that continues to work until now represents a relatively thin slice of all the cars that were made in 2003. and if you imagine yourself back then, in 2003, are you confident that you would have been able to pick it to be the one that would last so long?

#i don't know anything about cars so i'm kind of guessing here... #probably not a good idea to write a post that's so provocatively phrased as this on just a guess #but look ya gotta live dangerously sometimes

[carlyraejepsans]

don't you love (hate) being at your relatives' and trying to write with no headphones (pure hate) while having to hear your family talk shit about you (blind fucking hate) out loud in the other room knowing perfectly well you can hear them (hate. hate. H. A. T. E. hate.)

#you know those moments where you're like ''oh so I won't ever tell you anything about myself ever again. cool'' #i was having a good day. i was having a good fucking day before this. #like i was actually happy with my achievements in school but sure. sure. tear into it like wet paper #I don't care about anything anyway you convinced yourself of that. sure. #heard little bro take my defense at some point and i was about ready to run out there and wrestle him into a bear hug #i should stop coming. no better. i should start coming with my own car. se when they start acting like jackasses i can make my little scene #where i pick up my things and leave. while also getting to say hi to my grandma. who's done nothing to me ever. #i love my mom. not like she makes it any fucking easy #aaaand there she goes again. god shut the fuck up.

[bunnymajo]

Did the title card art for another Bumblekast episode, I just did the lineart, not sure who did the coloring. Either way check it out below!

#tbf i don't know anything about car details so it's probably better that someone else did the coloring here lol #bumblekast #my art #surge the tenrec #kit the fennec #Youtube

[deepfriedtrout]

Taxi driver vertin au. what even am i doing

#vertin #schneider #snippets #trout talks #reverse 1999 #can this be considered a meet-cute when a mafioso barges into your car bleeding out and yells at you to drive #why do i keep writing about situations that happen in cars i don't know anything about cars. i can't drive and i barely commute in cars