#i have OPINIONS on that whole scene

[nikirari]

the best thing that came out of garp being introduced this early in opla? that true old man yaoi spark he had with zeff throughout their whole interaction – zeff really is feeding us huh (ba dum tss)

#one piece #opla spoilers #opla #red leg zeff #monkey d garp #old man yaoi #yeahhh #my man zeff was like yeah let me rizz the marine with some wine and meat #i have OPINIONS on that whole scene

[arsenicflame]

TWO - THE ANTLERS // BLACKHANDS

#appreciate the way it gets darker and darker as you scroll down #thats nothing to do with me thats just the way their scenes are lit #its thematic though #for both them in general and specifically for this post #nyxtalks #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #israel hands #edward teach #blackbeard #blackhands #edizzy #hospice #the antlers #ive been calling this my ✨doing art badly✨ era. do i know what im doing? no. but i sure am doing it #i have so many opinions about edizzy + hospice. its so fucking them #i might turn this into a whole series i have so many thoughts #im just releasing this how it is because ive been essentially sitting on it for weeks now bc im fretting over little details #im thinking i should have made some colour changes to bits and i can see the s on 3 isnt as visible and and and #its my bad art era i need to stop fretting hsjdjdkdhsk #also: specific shout out to the people ive bothered about this over the last few weeks i love you i love you i love you #thank u for your input in picking images + helping me get good quality versions of the episodes <3 <3 <3 <3

[ruegarding]

some of percy's thoughts abt the gods in tlt

and one bonus som

#perseus “fuck them gods” jackson #otherwise known as: percy understood luke's feelings this entire time his problem w luke was always personal #luke betrayed HIM luke hurt HIS friends etc #will never forgive rick for acting like percy only understood luke in hoo like it's been here this whole time smh #(if rick wanted to talk abt luke then percy should've been considering joining gaea my official opinion) #the whole scene w calypso in botl...well i could say a few things abt that honestly...part of it has to do w ethan :3 #anyway yes percy does have some positive thoughts but i'm not including them bc that's not the point of this post #i also left out some stuff bc it was repetitive and vague and fifteen quotes seemed like enough to get the point across #perseus jackson #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #the lightning thief #pjo hoo toa #pjo books #percy #min talks pjo

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

if dorian didn't show up, do you think louis would have shot minnie?

I do. I know some people think either he wouldn't have or he would've missed so that's why the writers had him shoot Dorian instead, but mmmmmm no, I don't personally think so. I like to think that if he had taken the shot, his shaky hands would've caused him to shoot her fatally.

Mostly because I'm already so normal about the fact that of the Ericson crew, Marlon and Louis are the only ones with a body count. Well, that we know of, but shown to us in the game, at least. Plus, we know it's Louis' first kill.

Like yeah, Clementine and AJ become part of the crew and they have bigger body counts, and if we're counting indirect kills caused by actions, then Tenn has a count... and I guess everyone has blood on their hands for blowing up the boat... but I'm talking about killed directly with a weapon like....... I lied, I'm not normal about that at all, Louis and Marlon are the ones who have killed someone in Louis' route. I'm also not normal about the fact that Louis kills Dorian and then even as he's clearly in shock, he tries to go with Clementine to get AJ, and then later on when they talk about it, he says it feels like bile but not quite and he's glad he has it in him to do it.... listen, listen, listen... I'm obsessed with that.

Anyway, so if Louis shot Minerva, I think he would've accidentally killed her and can you imagine? He's already enough of a mess after killing the woman who pinned him down and tried to cut his finger off [or succeeded] but he knew Minerva, they were friends before the twins were taken. Even Violet couldn't kill her even though that would've been the smarter thing to do, and we know thanks to meta knowledge that killing her would've saved lives, but Violet couldn't, and I don't think Louis would intentionally either.

Speaking of Violet, if Louis killed Minerva, I hate to think about what that would've done to Vi. I think she might've actually left at that point, like what was planned before it got changed to her being burned. I don't think she would've attacked Louis over it, though, like yeah she attacked Clementine in the cell but Louis? I don't know, but I don't think so just because it's Louis and he'd be a mess about it anyway.

Though if he did kill her, it would be a neat parallel to draw... y'know, because Louis forgave AJ for killing Marlon even though he was pissed and heartbroken, and Violet was annoyed with him the entire time... but could she ever forgive Louis for killing Minerva? Y'know? We already have a similar parallel with AJ shooting Tenn, but still.

If Clementine killed Minerva in that moment, though, then I could see Violet attacking her since in her eyes, Clem proved her right.

So yeah, I get why they added the Dorian kill to his route. It adds another compelling element to Louis as a character, but we also need Minerva alive for episode 4; Louis can't kill her, he can't miss, and he's not going to stay with her because we need Violet to stay on the boat and him to be on shore for all routes.

#asks #twdg louis #twdg minerva #twdg clementine #twdg violet #twdg marlon #twdg tenn #honestly whenever i see someone say louis is the boring option i'm just like '.......that's your opinion but also how can you say that??' #then again i'm sure other people look at me saying violentine just isn't for me and they say the same thing so y'know... i can't talk haha #also time is such a weird thing because i look at the entire cell scene in louis' route and like... i'm not even mad about violet anymore #like yeah i still don't believe she was brainwashed like i'm sorry y'all only believe that because kent said something about it #not because there's all this evidence toward it in game like vi being pissed at clementine makes sense she doesn't need to be brainwashed #for it to work like her being vulnerable and easily manipulated into submission makes perfect sense especially with minerva there #it's like everyone was pissed that she attacked clementine and people needed a way to excuse it so it's not violet's fault when like... #that's literally what makes it interesting like calm down it's okay if violet is pissed and scared and behaves accordingly #also my controversial opinion of the day that i'll hide here in the tags so maybe people won't find it sksksk but #I personally find the concept of vinerva and the doomed tragedy of it more compelling than anything violentine did #like i'll defend violentine and i do believe it's an important and good ship it's just not my personal favorite #anyway but then the whole thing with lilly and minerva is so good and louis screaming FUCK YOU at minerva?? amazing love it so good #i love when the soft character who never chooses violence is so pissed off that all that anger they have boils to the surface and it's raw #like... he's SO mad he's SO furious he's SOOO UPSET like he wasn't even like this when marlon died or anything like he hit his limit #and then shooting dorian through the mouth while an accident is just well done i love it and i love his reaction of mortification #and apologizing and YET he still tries to go with clementine he's trembling and can barely string together a sentence but he wants to go #he wants to help her he wants to save aj THAT is the gut reaction he has after everything that just went down #'louis isn't loyal or good for clem because of the vote' babe tell me you don't understand any nuance of louis' character without telling m #it's fine IT'S FINE you don't have to agree and i just have to remind myself that it's fine not everyone likes louis we're okay #this drives me crazy in the best way like y'know what? i love the cells scene in louis' route all of it even the stuff i used to rant about #even the stuff that used to piss me off now i'm just like 'no wait past cj was dumb she wasn't looking at it this way aaaaaaaa' sksksks #that was my tag ted talk about the cell scene thank you

[7potato7]

Been rereading tgcf and I just reached the cave of ten thousand gods scene again and. Feng xin and Mu Qing want so badly for xie lian to be deeply disturbed?? And his reaction can be summed up as “omg my crush likes me back!”

#the dichotomy is hilarious #he’s describing how hot hua cheng looks when he’s angry and #fx and mq are panicking over xl being literally stalked for 800 yrs #then ofc hc is having an entire mental breakdown bc he’s worried about losing xl but that’s a whole other thing #everyone is having opinions (!) and feelings (!!!) and none of them are the same and I just think it’s so hilarious #as dramatic as the scene is it also has such comedic value #not to say I don’t have Too Many Feelings about it #tgcf #xie lian #xianle trio #feng xin #mu qing

[reallyhardy]

Sorry what’s up w the Ethan slater stuff? I know him only from your posts / SpongeBob stuff

HI HELLO please buckle in

yep -- the same guy from the spongebob musical, and my posts abut the spongebob musical.

he blew up completely and now the general public knows him as 'ariana grande's new boyfriend' - their relationship seems to have started off the back of co-starring in the upcoming wicked musical film adaptation.

it's just been like. a monkey's paw curling sort of a way for him to get catapulted to fame, as i had always really enjoyed him as a performer (as spongebob, yes, but also in the other roles i'd seen him in,) and my biggest hope back around 2017 was that he would continue in and be really successful in theatre, get a lot of broadway roles, maybe take on some existing parts i thought he'd really suit, like seymour in little shop or ogie in waitress.......... but instead he booked the role of boq from wicked in a massive hollywood film production instead, where he met ariana grande. THE ariana grande.

and then yeah. at some point, he and grande broke up with their respective partners, (slater leaving both his wife AND newborn son) jumped into a new relationship, and now the whole wider internet knows who he is but certainly not for the right reasons.

there's been speculation regarding whether or not grande and slater had cheated on their previous partners before their relationship began with various sources coming out of the woodwork saying "yes they did" and others saying "no they didn't" -- humans are all perfectly capable of making stuff up, the media especially, so i simply don't know who to trust and i admit it had completely shattered my whole good impression of him - PLUS it gave the wider internet an absolutely awful first impression of him, resulting in, yeah, the (frankly, unflattering, sometimes downright cruel) memes of him popping up on twitter and, as i discovered yesterday, in non-theatre youtubers' videos who would literally never have heard of him if not for the slater-grande romance 🥲

FULL COVERAGE of the situation as it was happening can all be found on the lovely @notasimpleslater's blog under the tag 'ozgate' if you want to delve deeper!

#loren talks #ethan slater #months later let's call this my actual full response/reaction lol #i think at the time this was going down at the end of 2023 i was sort of just Freaking Out like my blood was boiling lol #i was parasocially furious with both of them #ofc now i do realise i'd put him on something of a pedestal #having seen his cute posts about his then wife an former childhood sweetheart plus posts welcoming his new son #AND having watched a youtube mini-series he'd made with his then-brother-in-law. i was SO invested and then. #i was like OH. he really DESTROYED his family huh. #but ofc! every situation is nuanced. we don't know what went on behind the scenes #wrg to his relationship. or what grande's was like with her ex-husband #since everything came to light there's been articles stating that slater wants to work with his ex-wife to share custody of their child #and that he's been spotted backstage WITH his son at spamalot on broadway (his current production) #so it sugggests he's not trying to be an Absent Father #which tracks with some of his own artwork as he and nick blaemire DID write a whole musical about the strained relationship between #a father and son and i just feel like. that suggests something about his personal character. and makes me HOPE he'd want to #be a present and loving parent regardless of circumstance. #anyways. #it's simply not my business BUT. seeing his face #popping up every now and again #it does just. feel extremely weird haha #there's a part of me that's like oh but that's musical spongebob my bestie what's he doing here #as for ariana i really have never had a strong opinion of her #but i have to say hearing her songs out and about these days...... :') i could do without it

[grahamcarmen]

#sorry for being lazy rose because i really should gif his whole one sided beef with gray #cs carmen #cs player #but LMAOOOOOO SHE 'S OUT HERE ACTING WILD AND HE'S LIKE BESTIE PLEASE #and again GRAY HAS NO OPINION ON PLAYER #except a hey you had a secret friend :D in the extended/alternate scenes i want them to actually meet meet its going to be funny #gifs #red crackle #because yes shes making the but waht if he was mine logic #to have or to protect :(.

[sc3n3kitt3h]

IM LIKE IF A BOY WAS A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL WAS A SCENE FAG

#SCENE ART #FUNKY COOL ART #T SLUR TW #F SLUR TW #CONTEXT: MY MOM CALLED ME A TRANNY AND A FAGGOT DURING AN ARGUEMENT WITH ME AND HER AND MY DAD #IT DOESNT REALLY BOTHER ME ANYMORE THEYRE DUMB AND CONFUSED AND THEY ONLY LISTEN TO FOX NEWS ABOUT ANYTHING EVER #AND THEY THINK MY BABY FOOD MADE ME AUTISTIC #SO THEIR OPINION ON MY IDENTITY IS STUPID AND WRONG #ANYWAYS I WAS KINDA PISSY ABOUT IT SO I MADE SOMETHING KINDA EZ TO FEEL BETTER AND GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF DOING DIGITAL ART #CUZ IM STILL GETTING USED 2 MY NEW TABLET!!!!!!!!! SIMILAR MODEL SO ITS NO BIGGIE BUT STILL #ANYWAYS IF U COULDNT TELL IM IN A BIG CAPSLOCK MOOD TODAY 4 WHATEVR REASON LAWLZ #ANYWAYS ANYWAYS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POSITIVE VENT THING IF U WANNA CALL IT THAT #IM NOT SAD ANYMORE CUZ I HAVE FRIENDS AND THEY THINK IM COOL!!!!!!!! AND I THINK IM COOL TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I FINALLY LOVE MYSELF AND ITS SO POGGERS IT WAS SO WORTH IT #AS IN EVERYTHING WAS!!!!!! #AND THIS IS VERY VAGUE BUT THATS FINE CUZ I DONT REALLY WANT ANYONE ON HERE 2 UNDERSTAND LOLZ. OR AT LEAST ALL THE RANDOS FOLLOWING ME #ILY ALL IDK WHO U R THO XD AND U DONT HAVE 2 KNOW MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE STORY #BUT I DO WANT IT TO BE KNOWN SOMEWHERE THAT IM VERY HAPPY AND EXCITED TO BE ALIVE DESPITE EVERYTHING THATS HAPPENED #AS IN EVERYTHING YOU ALL DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT #AND I FINALLY LOVE MYSELF AS MUCH AS I LOVE EVERYONE ELSE EVER EVEN MY DUMBFUCK PARENTS!!!!!!!!! #IM SO HAPPY IM ALIVE IM SO HAPPY UR ALIVE TOO :) EVEN IF I DONT KNOW WHO U R (IDK WHO IS AND ISNT READING THIS) #SO I HOPE UR ALL HAPPY WITH URSELVES 2 AND IF UR NOT I HOPE U CAN BE ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AND SPEAKING OF DAYS (AS IN 12AM FOR ME AS OF TYPING THIS) I HOPE U HAVE A GOOD 1 TODAY >:D <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hirakiyois]

the way that people who like tommy have decided to completely disregard other queer people's opinions in favor of a fictional character is crazy. you're entitled to your own opinion on tommy but to call other queer individuals straight, homophobic and puritanical for not liking a character, or even a very ill-timed joke, based not only on the story but their own experiences, is not only disrespectful but truly detrimental to the community. but no good going guys obviously you're right and everyone has to like tommy all the time because he's gay. thanks for that one.

#911 #911 abc #this isn't even about buddie #even if eddie or buddie didn't exist i would have vehemently been opposed to tommy #but to disregard other queer people because they don't agree is insane #boiling it down to oh they don't like sex is so stupid i can't put it into words #I've never seen such hatred towards people before like jfc #and all for a stale character with no development #i WISH they would talk about sexuality all the time but yeah no give props to the guy that doesn't even want to shoot a sex scene #because it doesn't add to the story #for a show with multiple queer characters making the whole space unsafe for queer people to voice their opinions is diamond #not tagging this with the anti tag yet because i need people to understand the impact of what they're saying #and hopefully work on themselves

[demonicfarmer69]

Q: Does Jiujiu ever talk to JL about his maternal grandparents? 

🍋: he speaks of them with respect. but if my jiujiu raised me like my grandparents did, i....

#yea they fought a lot and even put me in between of their shouting matches #frequently which was an uncomfortable position to be in but they're my parents and i respect them a lot #listen the jiang parents are a whole can of mixed beans and ppl have many opinions on them ranging from positive to negative. #but imo jc would be the type of person to be like #regardless of whatever lvl of damage the jiang parents did to him. + #its jl so theres no way he would want to damage the image of his own parents in front of his own nephew #jl growing up under his jiujiu and seeing how strict but lenient jc is with him would find the parenting methods of the jiang parents as ... #jc is a mini yzy becaus he nags at jl like yzy did to jc YES but the difference is #jl is not hurt from it and still sees jc as a beacon of protection someone he can go to if hes hurt (biggest example is the boat scene.) #the best way i can summarise jc and jl's relationship is that jc is the eldest sister turned parent who has full responsibility over their y #does not have the same authority over the younger sib the same way a parent does #jc has influence over jl and jl respects jc but jc will never be able to have full authority over jl because jc is simply just his guardian/ #Adult Figure in his life #<- this rant is a yr old but i still agree w/ these points heh #jiang cheng #jin ling #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jims2kevent

[ssaalexblake]

honestly? considering 13′s general level of touchy feely (as in, touch averse in that she wants her personal space respected at all times even if she doesn’t necessarily appear to hate touching itself. She’s fine touching other people.) and how only the people she is very close to are allowed to casually grab or touch her, then the level of touching her and Yaz are at by the end is actually incredible compared to where we started? 

(she does -in emergency situations- sometimes not really pay attention if people grab her, but I mean Casually.)

I mean, sure, she’d stand shoulder to shoulder and huddle with people, and She’ll reach out to people, but instances like in Rosa where she brushes Graham’s hand off her shoulder are larger in number than just that one most notable moment. She shoos away graham and ryan’s hands in ITYA when they’re trying to stop her falling on her ass. She stops Yaz grabbing at her in the tsuranga conundrum when the Pting is approaching (and then immediately huddles yaz against a wall with her own body. That’s fine but the pawing at her is Not). By S12 these moments have stopped for the most part if only because the fam pretty much entirely stopped touching her (i presume they noticed her dislike of it). They still casually interact physically between the three of them, so it Is them reacting specifically to 13. 

A couple of times Yaz reaches for 13 only to be pushed away in a moment of emotion. 13 can’t deal with Yaz reaching for her to stop her going to set off the bomb in the timeless children. She’s panicking and inconsolable in Once, Upon Time when Yaz tries to get through to her and comfort her both with words and a gentle hand and rebuffs both these things in her emotion. 

But then, literally the Next proper moment they get together (non holo related) 13 runs at Yaz and launches herself into a hug, and when Yaz relaxes and hugs her back. That’s their Moment. When 13 actively reaches for Yaz and when Yaz reaches back. 13 melts to it instead of backing away like a twitchy touch averse cat. 

And I guess this is a long winded way of getting here but, while I don’t disagree there wasn’t a lot of physical intimacy between the two of them in the last few episodes, I actually Do disagree with people saying that was anything new and was a response to the ship being (more) textually canon. 

Because?? They never really touched before then, either. Not in any way that really actually mattered positively beyond that hug. 

Outside the hug, imo the only really Notable physical contact they’ve had was in a negative way with 13 blatantly yanking herself out of Yaz’s grasp (TTC, O,UT). Sure, 13 grabbed her hand in It Takes You Away, but It wasn’t intimate. It was actually portrayed as something that shocked Yaz, imo, which says things by itself. 

In lotsd the close but not touching is blatantly being used to stoke the sexual tension. They still do huddle, though, and are physically close. 

And then in tpotd we get what I personally consider an embarrassment of riches, tbh? A handhold to save a life with a line that i’m reasonably sure was supposed to juxtapose a line from the master in spyfall pt2 but in a positive way instead of negative like it was with him, an inverse repeat of the glass cage scene in spyfall part one with them reaching to each other through the glass barrier but with awe instead of fear. The Bridal carry across the threshold. They are basically embracing in the scene where 13′s hand starts to glow, Yaz grabs her arm (which is, ngl, the most notable touch to me in the sequence) and 13 does not pull away, she leans in and cups her cheek. They casually touch each other, it’s in no way one sided, 13 doesn’t have to have the power here. 

So I guess, No, they didn’t touch a lot by any conventional standard, but by 13′s general standard of physical intimacy and casual touching, I think she pretty much let Yaz be all over her. 

#dw shit #yaz x 13 #i am bound to have forgotten at least One moment of relevance here don't @ me i don't have #encyclopaedic knowledge even if i do have a good memory for the details #but like. 13 is not touchy. to make her overtly so would make it ooc imo #and to make yaz suddenly disrespect her boundaries would Also have been ooc #i mean dislike it but in my opinion it was consistent from a-z even if it's Not what somebody may have wanted #yaz tends to reach for 13 in moments of panic and 13 rebuffs it and suddenly 13 stopped rebuffing it. #(also. notable. ryan Asked 13 if there would be hugging in rotd. she said yes. a request is not a grab) #he gave her the power in the whole scene #i apparently have feelings here #dw meta

[princesscallyie]

I was bored and started feeding ChatGPT Hopaz info (I also feed it some of Topaz’s bio) for like an hour and asking it questions about their personalities and such, trying to see how accurate it was (pretty damn accurate). And this was the question I threw at and the reply that made me go “yo, wtf???”

I didn’t even put much info about like the tribe’s system or her title in the bio. How did it come up with a cohesive and correct answer like this 😭 like that’s more of an explanation than what I could have gave. That’s crazy man…

#ai as like… a brainstorming and pre-rewriting tool could be super helpful! #now that doesn’t mean I want it writing the whole story cause it definitely sucks at that #like it has like a pg filter on it and it sounds super corny when you have it write out a whole scene #so don’t do that #like I feel it could help you with fleshing out your character and motives as a starting point #now this is my opinion as a fan artist/hobbiest #if you’re doing legit writing a book then idk if you want to feed your original ideas up in these #I personally don’t mind cause all of my work is based of fan characters anyway #I just thought it was kinda cool how it comes up with answers! #callyie chat

[cowboyhorsegirl]

when ppl make fun of mcu fans who queerbaited themselves they’re talking abt me. I walked into the theater on endgame premier day FULLY expecting stevetony to be canonized on screen in front of god and everybody

#not. my finest moment #my employer's opinions #about.me #mcu #mcu hate train #so you can imagine my surprise when #instead of being canonically gay & in love #they killed one of my faves & catapulted the other one back to the era of black & white TV #but like when I watched ‘do you trust me?’ ‘I do’ & ‘Mr. rogers that suit does nothing for your ass’ & the whole #captain stevens dr. potts scene I was like oh shit we are SO back #only to have the most devastating it’s so over in my entire life rip💀

[m1ckeyb3rry]

GUESS WHO FINALLY CAUGHT UP W THE BLLK MANGA 🤩

#thoughts atm…kurona is so cute idek where he came from but he’s literally adorable #i NEED karasu omg he’s so fine i want to [redacted] [redacted] until we [redacted] #jkjk ofc #also i still love nagi he is my beautiful special princess #i rlly like reo a lot too!! but i don’t really like nagi and reo together. #they as a duo are just kinda boring to me which ik is an unpopular opinion but i must live my truth #and my truth is that they are more compelling interacting w other characters than w each other #wait also when isagi pulled up w the guns i lowkey lost it LMAOAO what even was that #barou continues to be cunty 🤩 i do feel like he looks better as the manga goes on though fs #i wish anri didn’t have so many fan service scenes 😢 but what can you do ig #me and sae are enemies because he has a dumbass haircut but i also can’t stop watching edits of him so like #mayhaps an enemies to lovers arc is incoming idk #rin needs therapy DESPERATELY somebody stop that boy from touching a soccer ball until he’s had at least 8 sessions #because the way that whole mental breakdown in the u20 arc was just not addressed is insane #and kaiser needs to use his million dollar salary to go to a hairstylist instead of letting ness do it #because whatever tf he has going on is certainly…a choice… #okay i think that’s all!! for now at least #m’s thoughts

[demadogs]

there are so many things that you guys want for byler that im like no absolutely not

#i dont want them to fully sloppy desperately makeout #i dont want heroes playing over the first kiss #i dont want them to get in a screaming match over the painting #i also dont want their first kiss to be mid fight i hate that it needs to be sweet #i ABSOLUTELY dont want mlvn to break up in the very first episode come on they need to take their time with that its a big deal #i have a lot of unpopular opinions about the mlvn breakup i feel like everyone disregards it bc they wanna skip to established byler #but they dont realize that it has the potential to be one of the best scenes in the whole show if they do it right #I ALSO DONT WANT THEM TO BE MURRAYD OH MY GOD #like its fun for fics but come ON you think this grown man would just out these traumatized closeted kids #no #theres so much more #byler

[jessicas-pi]

Maybe it's because I hate hating characters. Maybe it's because my brain runs on 100% crack (except for the moments it runs on 1000% angst.) Maybe it's because i want to hit a metaphorical hornets' nest with a baseball bat.

But I just gotta say, I think that "traumatized, grieving teenager who has slept for 4 of the past 72 hours and is keeping himself together with nothing but an unholy amount of caf, the burning desire for revenge, and space duct tape panics and acts on Worst Instinct Possible," is genuinely a more accurate interpretation of lux kissing ahsoka than just "assault."

#lux bonteri #ahsoka tano #lux is an idiot not a creep #(i've been working on A Friend In Need (Of Therapy And Maybe A Nap) which is why i thought of this) #star wars #jessica's controversial star wars opinions #i also accept 'lux and ahsoka are both secretly avid fans of cheesy spy romcom movies' as an especially cracky explanation #(i mean she did introduce herself as his girlfriend) #maybe they were both just trying their best to Spames Bond (space james bond) their way though this situation #(that's mostly a joke but BOY do i have a Not Joke Rant about how The Whole Fandom Is Wrong Actually re: that kiss scene)