Hiii I’m here to request ( take your time)
I wonder how aew guys would react to their s/o being clumsy ( she gets hurt lot from being clumsy )
Have a amazing day and take care of yourself
AEW STARS REACT TO: Their S/O being clumsy
Pairings: Eddie Kingston X Reader, Kenny Omega X Reader, Ricky Starks X Reader, Hook X Reader, Nick Wayne X Reader, MJF X Reader, Daniel Garcia X Reader
Word Count: 832
Supreme Speaks: heyyy, thanks to anon for this request (and sorry for taking so long) and I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL AND ARE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF. that's it I think...at least i'm uploading once a week neow...anyways, please remember that you are loved and appreciated.
Warnings: none tbh, GIFS AINT MINE
Taglist: @eddie-kingstons-wifey @hookerforhook @hooks-martin @wwenhlimagines @sheinthatfandom @cassie0sstuff @batzy-watzy @triscillal
Eddie Kingston
This man laughs at you
Like a full-on cackle
But don’t get it twisted
He will make sure that you’re all right
But he’s gonna laugh through it
Will buy bubble wrap baby safety items to “keep you safe” (mainly to tease you)
Mans even grabbed a helmet for you
“Remember when you ran into the light pole?? And then you tripped over a cat??”
He’s a tease and will not hesitate to remind you of all your clumsy actions
But he still loves you…even if you don’t have the best balance
Daniel Garcia
He doesn’t know you
Mans would full-on walk away from you and pretend he doesn’t know you
“Oh my god ma’am are you okay? Whispers stop tripping on air”
When while y’all are on vlogs with Isiah
He just looked off into space or into the camera like he’s on the office
Sometimes he would check on you and quickly walk away
It’s not that he’s not concerned…he just embarrassed a lil
Daniel still loves you to bits and pieces
But your name on his phone is still “Two Left Feet”
Ricky Starks
This man laughs at you pt. 2
Teases you like no tomorrow
Have you ever seen those videos where the dogs mock their owners?? Like that one dog pretending to hop on one foot cause his owner was doing it??
…That’s Ricky…
A dog that mocks you every chance he can
He would mock you over and over again to the point where it’s just an instant reply
Once he walked in on you covered in orange juice (cause you know the fridge fell or something) and he instantly started laughing
“I’m so glad I don’t have to clean that up”
He has videos and pictures of you tripping, slipping, falling, running into doors
I mean he would help wipe the juice off your face…but that’s it…you’re on your own
Hook
Man catches you before you fall every time
He will move you out of the way of danger without looking
He doesn’t understand how you are so clumsy and still alive
Doesn’t flinch if he hears a big crash…that’s just the universe letting him know that you are still alive
It’s when you are very quiet that scares him
Like the time he didn’t hear a noise for an hour, Hook decided to check on you
And he found you on the floor holding your foot in silence…looking up at the ceiling in disappointment
“You good?” “Yeah” “Do you need ice?” “No” “Do you wanna be left alone?” “Yeah”
And then he closed the door and sat back down
As long as you are not severely hurt, Hook is fine
Kenny Omega
Immediately cares for you…folds every time
Gets surprised and scared every time you trip or if there is a big noise
But finds your clumsiness adorable
“AWW, you are still so cute…even though you are as fragile as Don’s ego”
Instantly cuddles you, hugs you, and comforts you if anything happens
Has actually wrapped you up in bubble wrap before
Tries his best to make sure that you don’t have to get up to get anything
Worries about if he’s not there to help you and you get seriously injured
But he quickly realizes that it’s a daily thing and that you are fine
He hopes…
MJF
THIS MAN IS EVIL LAUGHING AT YOU
YOU KNOW THAT PICTURE OF SHINEE’S KEY WAS TAKING A PICTURE WHILE MINHO WAS DROWNING? (Here’s the pic)
That’s him…In fact…that’s his home screen
Doesn’t understand how he fell in love with you when you are this clumsy
Has weird nicknames for you
“Hi my little butterfingers, how are you today?”
But also would take your clumsiness and use it to make him look so strong
Just catches you when you fall and would be “What would you do without me here?”
In his mind, he’s your Superman
Nick Wayne
Mans is clumsy too and no you cannot change my mind
Doesn’t judge you at all…will still laugh at you
While he’s laughing at you running into a wall, Nick runs into a door
Now you both on the ground…laughing in pain
You both be covered with bandaids and bruises from running into anything and everything at least once a week
He risks his safety just for you (kith kith)
“I got you sweetheart. place himself between you and the wall Now you won’t stub your toe”
But then he stubbed his toe…so now you have to nurse him
Overall…he just wants to make sure that you are okay
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the thing about night vale that makes it stand out to this day and makes even the old episodes hold up is how unabashedly unashamedly queer it is
and I don't just mean that cecil declare es his undying love for a man he saw once within the first 10 minutes of the entire show. I don't just mean the many, many casually lgbt+ characters
I mean that it's just. So fucking weird.
like the first thing to understand about it is that long-form fiction podcasts like this weren't really a thing before. night vale was foundational to not only it's genre, but it's format. audio dramas weren't dead exactly, but they were going out of style, who listened to the radio for fiction in 2012?
and Fink & Cranor just came along and went fuck you, we're gonna do what we want. we're gonna tell the stories we want to tell how we want to tell them.
there's a giant glow cloud that drops dead animals. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK.
like. I can't really express it. but from its very first moments it was just so. genuine. like you could really feel that this was written by people just doing whatever they thought would be fun or cool or interesting, who wrote for themselves and didn't really care about reaching an audience.
hey apropos of nothing let's do a psa about what color helicopters are most likely to abduct your children. have you heard about throat spiders?
and it works! too this day it still works because it's fun and scary and heartfelt and weird as all fuck
of course a website full of queer weirdos would fall in love with this
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You wanna know who’s the best ally? It’s Ron “Slider” Kerner HEAR ME OUT—
It starts with Ice, because Slider was never homophobic, mainly because he never considered the idea of people around him being gay, he thinks he doesn’t have a reason to care
But then he meets Tom Kazansky and Tom Kazansky very quickly becomes his best friend, his brother
So when his brother tells him, voice shaking, hands fidgeting, eyes at the verge of tears, that he’s gay, Slider decides there and then that he would never be a reason for Ice to be scared
Of course he then meets Maverick Mitchell and thinks he might actually be homophobic because the thing Ice and Mav have going on is driving him insane
Slider realizes, as the relationship between Ice and Mav progresses, that now he needs to watch out for the both of them. He wants to convince himself that he’s only taking care of Mav because if they get caught then Ice goes down too, but deep down he cares, because he wouldn’t want Ice to be alone, to have no one on his side, no one watching his back, and Mav has no one, so it’s Slider’s job
Also I truly think Slider is the only straight person in his friend group but I didn’t want to make this post too long so I cut that out
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there is something just so damn compelling about Lonelyeyes as a deeply, deliberately harmful relationship, as a vessel for fear, for feeding.
every time they're together Elias knows Peter can barely stand his company, knows he'll be leaving both soon and abruptly, knows that Peter will never truly give himself away. he knows that his archives are full of letters from friends he left to die or killed himself, knows that his closest companion is an avatar of Forsaken, knows that he truly has no one left but himself.
every time they're together Peter knows Elias can see him, see all of him laid out and plain, all his most private thoughts, all his hopes and his fears. he knows there is always, always a chance that Elias is watching him whenever he is anywhere but the Lonely itself. even on the Tundra, tucked away in his private sanctum, he can never truly escape it, but that fear is so much worse here and now, with Elias' eyes (Jonah's eyes, really) on him. it is undeniable that he is seen, and known, and judged.
Elias knows that Peter understands exactly what he's thinking when they're together, that he knows all the sentimental weaknesses he's tried to cut away. Peter knows that Elias will never truly care for him, that at the end of the day he will always be another piece on Elias' chess board, practical and expendable.
they both know what this is for. they need fear, and they do, at the end of the day, want each other (in certain ways, in painful ways, always too much or too little), and they are under no illusions about what this means to the other (Elias knows what it means to Peter, of course, and while Peter doesn't have any supernatural insight he's no fool), and it hurts, and it's meant to hurt. it hurts, and it sustains them, and when they go their separate ways they can't help but wait for the next visit with longing and fear alike.
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HOOK x FEM!READER
(Reader has had a major injury) and she comes back to AEW surprising everybody including her man, unleashing her fury on Jack and HOOK is left speechless since she left Jack bloody, battered, and bruised to the point where HOOK has to pull her off of him, and is slightly concerned about how much she cares for him but is also like 'damn' so this is what it's like to watch me fight...
Unconditional (Hook X Fem!Reader):
Word Count: 1.1K
Supreme Speaks: hey yall, thanks to this anon for requesting this! i hope you enjoy it! i was trying to make this a short drabble but yall know i talk/write too much. this was fun and honestly, i might make a part two if yall want it. please remember that you are loved and appreciated.
Warnings: none, not proofread, violence with a chair (teehee)
Taglist: @hooks-martin @hookerforhook @cassie0sstuff @triscillal @wwenhlimagines @sheinthatfandom
Hook was pissed.
And he had every right to be.
He lost his championship.
He was backstabbed
And his true best friend was injured.
All because of someone he used to consider one of his closest friends.
And right now….he just needed to let off some steam.
Which is why he walked down to the ramp (without his entrance music) and got face-to-face with Jack Perry, who was gloating about his new FTW championship. He smirked as Hook stepped into the ring, even though Hook had steam coming off of his head and a scowl covering his face, Jack still decided to gloat in his face.
“Hook! I’m surprised that you’re still here, especially after I embarrassed you.” Jack started as he laughed at the man standing across from him. “Like I told you, this is all business nothing personal, but you needed to bring down a couple of notches. Hook, you should be happy that I took the pressure off of your shoulders. You were not going to be able to handle everything you had for much longer.”
Hook’s jaw clenched as Jack continued, “Think about it! You had it all: the championship, the popularity, the girl… it was only a matter of time until everything was taken from you or got sick of you. And now you’re out of a championship and following but, hey, you still got your girl….barely.” He said making the audience 'oohed' and Hook’s head snap to Jack Perry. Jack always thought that you and Hook were something more than best friends. At least, he knew more as he knew Hook’s true feelings towards you, so it made sense to bring you into the conversation.
“I mean she’s on the shelf for right now, but at least she’s still cheering you on. That is until she wakes up and finally realizes that the New York thing isn’t working for her and goes Hollywood. Then, everything will be what it should be: you’ll truly be alone and I’ll be chilling with your girl-“
Jack didn’t have enough time to finish his statement as Hook tackled him to the ground. There are many things that Hook can take, but disrespecting you was not on the table. The crowd erupted with cheers as the cold-hearted handsome devil punched the arrogant heel over and over again. Jack turned over and started punching and kicking Hook, making the crowd boo.
After a couple of moments, Jack slid out of the ring and grabbed two chairs. The crowd, already knowing where this was going, started to boo Jack even heavier. He put one chair on the ground and put Hook’s head on top of it. Jack smiled as he held the other chair high above his head, but he didn’t have the chance to swing it as your theme song blasted through the arena, making the audience erupt with cheers.
The crowd stood on their feet as you appeared from the tunnels, fury in your eyes. Jack looked up with shock and almost fear in his eyes as you sprinted down the ramp and rolled into the ring.
He was trying to make excuses about his actions as Hook rolled to a far corner in the ring. “Y/N! It was just a joke-“
You cut him off as you speared him to the ground, with the audience getting even louder in the background. The chair he had dropped to the floor as you started stomping his ribs. You started to go to town as you allowed your anger, sadness, and bitterness to take over your body. It was almost like you were on autopilot; you then grabbed the chair and, without hesitation, started to hit Jack with it.
Hook, still in the corner, watched in awe. It surprised him how violent and angry you were, making a mental note to never make you angry. Even though he was enjoying the show of his girlfriend beating up his former partner, he realized he had to stop you before the worse happens. Just as you were about to hit Jack’s bruised body for the 7th time, Hook pulls you away from him and throws the chair out of the ring.
“What are you doing here?!” Hook asked
“I was cleared by the doctors and I got sick of his disrespectful mouth. So, do me a favor and step aside!” You said as you lunged towards Jack’s bloody and beaten body (which was still in the same place), but Hook caught you and placed you back in front of him.
“You didn’t need to do that! I can’t have you risking yourself for me. You could have been-“
“You are more than worth it. I don’t care who’s ass I have to beat, I don’t care how far I have to travel, I will do anything to make sure that you are okay.” You said as his eyes softened. Up til this moment, Hook has never really understood how much you care for him as he never thought someone could love him unconditionally, especially from a platonic standpoint. He just never thought he was capable of being loved this much. That all changed the moment you got in the ring and attacked Jack for him.
As he was soaking in the moment, he didn’t realize that someone else entered the ring. You looked behind your boyfriend to see Anna Jay checking on Jack before running up to you two. You shoved Hook out of the way and gave Anna a vicious bicycle kick, knocking her to the ground, next to her boyfriend.
After a couple of moments, you and Hook left the ring, going backstage (while also leaving the broken and beaten couple in the ring). You sat on a crate as Hook handed you a bag of ice for your hand, that started bruising after you were punching Jack.
“Well, that was epic. Wild, yet epic.” He said looking at you with big eyes. He was about to add on until he saw Jack being carried out on a stretcher to the ambulance.
You chuckled as your eyes followed the small crowd, “As I told you, anything for you baby boy. And if the roles were reversed, I know that you wouldn’t hesitate to do the same.”
Hook agreed, nodding his head. Then his eyes widened as he took in that statement a bit deeper, “Wait! Is that it’s like watching me fight?”
Laughing, you jumped down from the crate. “There were times I thought your opponent wasn’t going to make it.” Hook took that statement in and related it to what just happened. Cause if he didn’t grab that chair from your hands, then Jack really wasn’t gonna make it.
So technically he just saved Jack’s life…and in retrospect, you also saved Hook’s life.
“Okay, enough talk. Let’s go to catering, I’m starving.” You said.
From that day forward, Hook vowed to show you the same unconditional love that you show him.
Hell, he might confess his unconditional love for you.
After all, you deserve the best and nothing less.
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