#i wanna put them all in lil jars

[anotherferalrat]

One of my favorite flavors of bsd fics is (secretly?) established sskk with tragic, pining losers skk. Like sskk will be like damn, so young. Remember when we were like that?

And someone (probably chuuya) will be like stfu i know every single embarrassing thing you've ever done. You dumbasses were still severing limbs and stabbing each other at the point in your relationship where dazai and i were already at the teasing banter stage.

Dazai very conveniently appears to remind everyone that his coat is out of commission due to an angry chibi with a knife and a poorly timed joke at lunch<3

#sskk #bsd sskk #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #akuatsu #skk #bsd skk #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs #what losers #i love them #i wanna put them all in lil jars #And shake them. #VIOLENTLY #redefining soulmates frfr #tangentially related #i havent caught up in forever #but ive been seeing memes on the multiverse #and im scared guys #i cant do another pair of doomed time gays #ive alrdy got orv and link click #I CANT DO THIS AGAIN #Day 63 of hiding from my friends #2 months yippeeee

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

Quarterfinals, Match 1

expand to see all propaganda received! (huge wall of text warning)

Selena:

"truly probably one of the most beautiful women to have ever walked this earth. voice of an angel, dazzling smile, looks like she smells good"

"if u don't vote selena ur mexicanphobic /j"

Chris Cornell:

"The word "ethereal" was invented to describe Chris"

"His tiddies."

"Chris is the most attractive person in history."

"looks california"

"IF U DONT VOTE CHRIS J WILL LITERALLY CRY"

"Picture this - Audioslave is headlining a festival in Bologna, but rain threatens. Thunder rumbles. Wind is picking up. Chris Cornell opens his shirt - and the hand of the weather gods is stayed for the rest of the show. Three minutes after the last encore, rain comes pouring down. Chris Cornell's chiseled abs fought off the rain for a full 90 minutes. Godly behavior. Plus he sang the beginning of "I am the highway" alone on guitar before the band joined in. What a show. Say hello to heaven, Chris."

"I want to cook the skrunkly alive"

"i want to rip the flesh off his tits with my bare teeth cjdkdjdjwsln i am way too in love with him for my own good i want to suck out all of his blood like a vampire but just for him (i have a massive fear of blood) i have probably like over 500 photos of him shirtless on my phone i NEED to squeeze and bite on his arms until his blood vessels pop i want to (almost) drown him in honey and sugar and eat every square inch of his body i want to rip out his voice box and vocal chords and keep them in a jar in the back of my closet if he doesn’t win i WILL disintegrate into thin air i will simply cease to exist i am already planning to get his signature tattooed on my arm this man is the second coming (HA) of jesus christ he’s not just the most attractive 90’s man he’s the most attractive person to ever exist (this definitely did not take an absurdly long amount of time to write what are you talking about??) (please send help)"

"I think Eddie & Stone themselves put it best when they said: Eddie - If he is the devil, I have to say the devil’s a beautiful person! Stone - he’s got a nice chest too…Jesus…"

"One of the humblest, most caring and creative man I've ever seen. I'd give him my last reserve of food, my car, my house if he needed. I'd go to the moon and back if he'd ask. Just one look into his beautiful blue eyes make you feel at peace."

"I mean, just LOOK at him! He’s so beautiful it makes me weep. AND he was incredibly talented musically and lyrically. His lyrics paired with that unique beautiful soulful voice of his feels like he’s stirring my soul around with his bare hands. I love him forever <3"

"hes like jesus to me. cant sleep if i dont think about him before bed. i even built a lil shrine for him uwu"

"i wanna suck on every inch of him. by the time im done itll be like an octopus attacked him"

#most attractive 90s musician #poll #polls #selena #selena quintanilla #selena quintanilla perez #chris cornell #soundgarden #temple of the dog #90s music #tournament

[noirvette]

poly tweek and craig! + reader who gets panic attacks regularly headcanons!!

YESSS A TWEEK AND CRAIG REQUEST, I was so excited to see this one in my inbox. again for all requests i'd like to apologize for it taking so long to release these. they've been in my drafts but i got excited about the smau.

i did do poly!! however it's stylized to show them both individually

cws: none! Aged up characters!

♡ TWEEK TWEAK

He gets it and he's learned some tricks from Craig to help himself calm down so he applies what he's learned to you.

He's always willing to help you too, a fun lil tidbit is by helping you calm down, he helps himself calm down as well

Does a lot of soothing back rubs/rubbing circles into your back.

Is an advocate for the 3-3-3 method, where you list 3 things you see, hear, and can move.

He holds onto your hand so you can squeeze his hands. He's gotten use to tight grips so don't worry if you think you've squeezed too hard, he's fine.

Contact with another person helps ground him a lot so he does it for you on instinct, however if that makes you more stressed or does the opposite effect, he'll back off a bit and stay more so on the side lines unless Craig specifies on what he can do.

He might not be able to help you bring back your focus in on something too much, so he's kind of more like moral support and is very good at letting you know he's just there and how he isn't going anywhere.

Craig once read that the smell of lavender can help with panic attacks and so now Tweek carries those small scent jar necklaces and it smells like lavender and he puts it on you to help you. (Craig will get you your own tbh)

Will also rub circles into the palms of your hands. Does a lot of hand touching, like connecting his fingertips to yours and sounds. I feel like Tweek would make quiet soothing sounds that you can sort've try focusing on instead of the loud busy background noises.

When you have a panic attack in public he gets a bit nervous on dealing with it but that's solely because of his own anxiety making him nervous about people staring.

So Craig helps you more when it comes to public panic attacks (more about this coming right up)

♡ CRAIG TUCKER

Craig is used to seeing Tweek's panic attacks occur in public, so he's great at deescalating and helping you through public panic attacks.

He counts out loud or has you focus in on breathing (Tweek will sometimes join in to help coax you into repeating things)

"Okay hun, breathe in.." "..1 ...2 ...3..." "Good..now breathe out"

If your panic attacks spike in public spaces because of people's stares, Craig and Tweek both shield you from view using their bodies.

Craig also straight up glares at them and flips them off. He'll watch them as they walk away too, hates that people will just stare at those having panic attacks and not help.

Because of Tweek and you, Craig tends to carry a backpack with him full of stress reliever toys that he'll give you if you start showing signs of a panic attack starting. He'll give you a stress ball or other stress relievers to help with calming you out of a panic attack

For some reason I feel as though Craig is on his phone a lot, especially if he's in a class without you or Tweek. In his mind, it's not worth paying attention without either of you two there with him (bro manages to get solid B through A-'s so he's doing fine tbh)

I'm mentioning this because if you believe you're about to have a panic attack, texting Craig about it will result in him at your side within seconds.

He doesn't even care if he's getting detention again, helping you out is worth more than some stupid class.

Willing to do whatever it is once you're feeling better. Wanna ditch class and the rest of school? He's with you and you guys are grabbing Tweek. Want to head to the nurses office and fake some sickness so you don't have to return to class right away? Works with him. If you even want to head back to class he'll walk you, kiss you on your forehead and make sure you make it to your seat.

All in all both of them are absolute sweethearts and will help you and support you whenever you have a panic attack.

They love you so much

#tweek tweak #tweek tweak x reader #craig tucker #craig tucker x reader #tweek x reader #south park #south park x reader #south park headcanons #fluff #poly creek

[starlightshadowsworld]

Danganronpa 3: Despair Arc episode 1

Thonks.

I love the framing of zooming out of Chisa's death to her sat in a cinema.

Because it's back to the past my dudes.

The colour pallet and tonal shift from the first episode of the future arc is jarring.

Like end of the world, arresting Makoto, put into a death game.

And now, high school.

Glares at Jin Kirigiri Can't wait for you to blast off.

Chisa is what I imagine a fusion between Ishimaru and Makoto would be like.

The fact there's only 4 people who showed up and one is Fuyuhiko.

I see you mister too cool for school sat in the back of the class with your feet up.

You ain't slick.

Mahiru and Hiyoko talking, Sonia sat front and center all posied.

It's insane how just one frame of them sat in class before any words are spoken, perfectly sums them up.

Chisa not being fazed by any of this, love it.

I mean honestly even her saying she doubled down on health insurance before she took this job.

Makes sense.

Super high school level or not they're still high schoolers.

And getting into Hopes peak is the hard part, once your in your in.

Your set for life when you graduate.

And as Mahiru says as long as you pass your exams and keep up your talent your good.

Why would you bother attending regular classes if that's the case.

Oh Mikan, your poor sweet child, get up.

The maid apron, guess shits going down. Ohh you're gonna show up to class, whether you wanna or not.

... I didn't need the very descriptive image of a mouldy orange but I get it.

Sonia matching Chisa's energy, yess.

Fuyuhiko tried to deny the power of friendship.

He loses.

Now I dunno if pulling a blade on a student, stabbing his table and look very much like you'll stab his hand... is the best idea.

But she spoke his language and for it got his respect.

Which I'm glad because as fun as asshole Fuyuhiko is, I like when he's friendly.

Also given the erm... Shit going on in this school, I don't think they can say much.

Just be glad Peko isn't here.

Why are we in the mens bathroo-...oh wait, Nekomaru.

Nevermind.

Nope, that's Sonia.

And the blood is pink here.

... Wish I didn't have to get that information from Teruteru having a nosebleed over Sonia ordering meat.

Sigh

I'm glad Chisa ties him up but knowing him he'd like it.

Annnd he does.

Idk if he flirts with guys in the game, but apparently Teruteru loves all.

... Way to much and way too intensely.

Stay classy, Teruteru.

Akane being spiderman, wasn't what I was expecting but here we are.

And if course they need Teruteru to cook to get Akane.

Smart.

Sonia is just getting all the pervs to go to class.

I don't care what anyone says, Gundam is so cool.

The animal shed looks like some kind of temple, torches are lit and he's standing above.

And there's giant statues of the 4 dark devas of destruction.

The bat's that signal his arrival.

"Speak the name of evil and it shall appear. You gaze upon Tanaka the forbidden one."

Gives a speech about destroying this corrupted planet.

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼Now that, is how you make an entrance.

Ibuki's guitar being part flame thrower just makes sense.

Peko just apologising and going, makes sense.

Idk why Fuyuhiko is suprised about Peko's job. Is it a secret they're in the Yakuza?

I mean he was scouted because of it right? Idk maybe I'm missing something.

Did... Soda just get hit by a truck?.

Oh I get it, Nagito went to get a drink and now he's gonna end up with a Soda.

Slow claps

... Nevermind the truck broke the machine and he gets all the drinks.

Great show of his talent, he had bad luck and than immediately got good luck.

The four dark devas with teeny lil brushes is so cute.

... Wait so Ryota was apart of this class?

I thought he was gonna end up being Imposter but, huh... Interesting.

Because he's preseumbly the only one who didn't become a Remnant?

And he and Chisa got out.

Hajime!!!

Hears his thoughts of people insulting him.

Hajime 🥺

Chiaki!

... Wait wasn't Chiaki just programme in the simulator? She wasn't real like the others were.

So this mean that she actually existed.

... Oh... That's not good.

I know Hajime isn't apart of the 77th class, he's a reserve course student.

But man it feels werid seeing them without him.

And he's already got those negative thoughts about himself and his lack of talent.

At least Chiaki seems like she's gonna be a friend to him, especially from what we know from the game.

... But that wasn't really her but based on her.

... Hmmm....

Wasn't expecting Hajime to be from a rich family but I guess it makes sense.

Reserve course or not, Hope's Peak is one of the most prestigious schools.

The fact they have a uniform and the Ultimate don't, immediately putting them in their own category.

I find it interesting how Makoto is now seen as lower than everyone else.

Everyone who's an Ultimate while they wonder if he even deserves his title.

And he's wearing a suite identical to Hajime's.

A symbol of the reserve course, of people the talented see as beneath them.

Chiaki offering a unique outlook, the outlook I know Hajime won't accept.

Given... Yeah.

That you have the freedom we don't, you have the ability to do what you want while I just have a pile of video games.

Similiar to how Leon dedpite his talent for baseball wanted to be a musician.

"Let's put something else first, our hope."

Nagito: Hope

Me:... Oh no.

I mean now your speaking his language.

Chisa knows Munakata already?

I wonder if they went to school together than?

Also Munakata your hair looks so much better here.

What happened man?

Oh they definitely know each other.

So Chisa, Munakata and Juzo the guy who best Makoto all went to school together.

... And now we're going back to the present where she's just been killed infront of them...

Oh boy

#danganronpa 3: the end of hope's peak high school #Danganronpa #super danganronpa goodbye despair #hajime hinata #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #chisa yukizome #peko pekoyama #sonia nevermind #soda kazuichi #teruteru hanamura #nagito komaeda #hiyoko saionji #mahiru koizumi #akane owari #gundam tanaka #nekomaru nidai #chiaki nanami #ryota mitarai #mikan tsumiki #ibuki mioda #long post

[mooodyblue]

some babyspace with little e? maybe a day where jerry babysits him and baby e just gets so messy and is just a happy baby until we get home bc we see like a disaster in the kitchen, nursery, etc.

two requests down !! ty for the request, enjoy <3

wc: 888

masterlist

elvis liked having jerry babysitting him while little just for the way jerry lets him get away with anything and everything. he’d gone into baby space that following morning and you had errands to run, luckily jerry was free to come help out for a few hours. he had a soft spot for the boy. if anyone knew how to take care of him while he was on tour, it was jerry. sometimes he could settle him down the way you couldn’t. 

the sadness of you leaving went away as he spent more time with jerry. the one problem with him was how he never had elvis pick up after himself when playing with his toys. you can’t even count how many times you’ve come home to a mess in his little room or in the den. it’s not like you hadn’t told jerry off for it, he says he promises he’ll get everything cleaned up by the time you return home but he never does. maybe he’ll remember this time around.

except, elvis had poured out all his blocks to play with for twenty minutes just to get picked up and tossed around by jerry, giggling as he ran around with elvis on his back. he ran up the steps and into his room, letting him fall back onto his bed as he clapped happily. “aren’t you full of energy today?” he chuckled. 

elvis got on the floor and crawled over to a shelf he kept more of his little things on, rummaging through and holding up a paint bottle to jerry. “you wanna paint momma a nice lil’ picture?” elvis nodded excitedly. jerry set out a table for elvis, picking him up and setting him in his little chair and putting out painting supplies for him. if it were up to him, he’d happily paint while on the floor but jerry knew that was a disaster waiting to happen. 

he insisted on painting with his fingers and not with brushes, not caring about the mess he was making. he loved being messy and anything that involved him getting his hands dirty, even if big him hated being messy. he painted a stick figure version of you, him and jerry all holding hands outside in front of graceland, or at least that’s what jerry thought it was. it was a very odd painting of a large blob, he wasn’t going to question it. he topped it with pink hearts around all of them. elvis tapped on his shoulder and touched jerry’s face with his hand, a pink handprint showcasing proudly on his cheek. “elvis!” 

elvis clasped his hands together quickly, letting the paint fly from his hands and onto him. once he finally finished his picture, he proudly showed it off to jerry. “oh that looks great! your momma is gonna love it!”

he put the paper down on the table and raised his arms up for jerry, “up!” he exclaimed.

“baby, you got paint all over ya. we need to get you in the bath and clean up a lil’” he chuckled.

“mmm” he grabbed for jerry. “bah-bah.” 

“bottle? maybe after we get you in the bath.” 

“now!” 

jerry let out a sigh, once again giving in. “yeah, alright. then a bath right after, okay? can’t have your momma gettin’ mad at the mess we-you made” he picked him up and brought him downstairs to the kitchen, washing his hands and setting him at the table while going to fix his bottle. in the midst of preparing of his bottle, elvis got himself in a jar of cookies left on the table, tossing them out one by one. jerry turned around, gasping. “elvis! don’t do that!” 

elvis looked at jerry with wide eyes, a look of innocence. he took his hand out, frowning as jerry walked over to him, taking the jar from him. and to make things worse, you stepped into the kitchen, eyes widened and mouth agape. 

elvis was in front of you, covered in paint and now cookie crumbs. 

“what the hell, jerry?!” you exclaimed. 

“now listen, i can explain! i was gonna clean up! swear!” he put his hands up in defense.

your giggly boy opened his arms for you, begging for a hug. “hi baby,” you muttered, kissing the top of his head and hugging him. “christ, look at you.” you sighed. you turned to jerry and glared at him, gritting your teeth. “i’m about to never invite you over again, you’re lucky elvis loves you too much.” 

“look, i’ll still clean up! how ‘bout you bathe him and i’ll clean up. j-just don’t go look in his room.” he mumbled the last part, looking the other way in hopes you didn’t hear him. 

you quickly left the kitchen to wander upstairs to his room. jerry winced as he heard a muffled shout from the other room. meanwhile, elvis was sitting there with his bottle, sipping away happily. you marched down the steps and back to the kitchen with hands on your hips, taking a deep breath. “jerry, start upstairs.” 

“you got it.” he rushed by your side and left you with elvis who was smiling at you, just happy that you’re home. 

you ran a hand through his hair, sighing. “oh silly boy, what are we gonna do with you?”

#that word count was not on purpose i swear !! #elvis x reader #jerry schilling

[icedmetaltea]

Lil update, today is a lot better (just journal ramblings, gonna delete yesterday's nonsense cause I'm gonna guess sleep deprived Metal rambled a lot)

OK FINALLY GOT A SOLID 8 HOURS OF SLEEP, it's raining today so no more damned housework thank FUCK

Emailed the supervisor of the therapist last night (cause she said I could if things got bad and they may be able to get a substitute to talk with me this week) and he was nice enough to get me in for a talk today, just being able to talk through stuff with someone helped a whole lot ;- ;

Found the form I need the doctor to fill out (was buried under tons of letters), confirmed it was the one I need, called doc office to confirm someone else can take the form to be filled on my behalf (or SHOULD, unless they're also wrong) so my sister should be able to bring it over for me bc again I can't go anywhere in car atm

I think it's kinda funny cause lately things have been so bad I've literally been fighting with my imaginary friend. We haven't done that since like highschool!!! Do you even know how stupid it feels to have a screaming match in your head with someone who isn't even real?? Dear lord. But yea we're doing a lot better now thank fuck cause do u even know how jarring it is to have an imaginary friend give u the cold shoulder, like damn even the person you made up won't speak to u. Kinda is important when u depend on said person to take care of things like dissociation when anxiety gets bad

Today is a lot more "lucky" according to OCD brain so I'll savor it while it lasts (OCD brain also wants me to believe the nail polish I wore yesterday made the day go so badly and like... honestly tempted to toss the bottle out after all that shit, I was literally taking the polish off as fast as I could while on the phone realizing the telehealth appointment wasn't gonna be a thing)

Think I may have some kind of nut allergy cause I did notice last night I got that awful lump-in-throat strangle-y feeling in my throat after eating an energy bar with nuts and I had that panic attack on Tuesday after eating nuts. Maybe it's a very mild one??? But then how would I just not notice till now. I've eaten energy bars and had peanut butter sandwiches many many times and never noticed it. But at the same time it's worth a try to see if it prevents the choking feeling, who knows

On the bright side of things, was able to do a lot of drawing for the game! Almost entirely Jack stuff cause I wanna focus on one character at a time 1. so I don't overwhelm myself 2. so I can help idk make them more fleshed out as I'm able to put my all into just one for a while

Gonna play more Anchorhead and maybe read some more moby dick + 20,000 leagues :> (I'm like 40% through 20,000 leagues which makes me sad already... I just wanna read 200 books where it's just nerdy old scientists gushing about marine biology)

#irl stuff #journal #Metaltea talks

[atalossofwords]

just gonna ramble here

love how you characterize Ivan so muchhh! You've kept the important details of his character and used them in a unique way to tell the story. He has an obsession with Till and watches him but Till never looks back (because he can't, Ivan is behind a screen). Ivan wanting to be close yet trying to keep a distance as well despite Till pushing to speak to him more. His underlying anxiety and how he's viewed by others that aren't close to him as a perfect prince, yet when you get to know him he's just a weird lil' guy trying to show his love in non-verbal ways. His struggles with his dad similar to his clearly pampered yet unloving home life with his guardian in the OG universe... AAA so wonderful!!!

Thank you!! There's a ton of stuff from the OG universe I wanted to incorporate/hint at, and yeah, the most clear is Ivan's business-like relationship with his alien guardian, but also;

Sua's alien guardian is supposedly an influencer in the OG universe (you can see on the MIZISUA short how shes giving an interview while Mizi's are very sad to see her go) so in this she's a famous actress.

Hyuna, Luka and Hyuna's brother were all childhood friends, and Hyuna's brother died in a car accident Luka was involved in; Hyuna still keeps contact with Luka (he's her paid mod!) but she's also unsure of how close she can get without blaming him for what happened.

Ivan is general just so... I want to study him. Put him on a little jar and shake. He's been a creepy kid from the beginning and I wanna see what makes him tick in a more "normal" scenario. (Well, I couldn't do him totally without trauma, but definitely more normal levels of shitty childhood.)

Someone please ask me to ramble about Cannon Ivan I'm begging....

#answered #anonymous #alien stage

[genmaichafan]

Donna story under the cut. Lil gorey. Lil bit sad. A lot bit fucked up.

“Angie, just get in.” Donna struggled fictitiously to get Angie in the infant sling.

”Fuck that!”

Angie ran circles around her bigger half playfully, both dawdling for it was that time of the week. The one time of week they had to do the thing donna usually dreaded the most.

the lead up was always the hard part. going outside. once they are there she would always wonder why she makes it so hard.

therapy.

this time she brought some biscotti and some tea as a gift. Donna knows how the people of the village are often far from stores that sell the little indulgences that she so enjoyed.

”Angie do you think this is too much.” her voice trailed off with a pregnant pause.

”i know that our relationship is professional-“

”IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT WE CAN SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS”

Donna did not indulge her the dolls insight, just silently meeting each other halfway. Scooping the beloved doll into her arms delicately into the swaddle. Angie pretended that she did not like this but well, she liked being taller than normal, and the tight forward facing swaddle allowed just for that.

“GIDDY-UP” Angie flamboyantly waved her arms.

—

it was mid winter and the air was cold and stiff, the wind crossing the body like sickles to the core. Heavy snow crunching like bone underneath. the graveyard in front of the manor not lighting the greyess of it all. There were some jars filled with long dead lightning bugs hung from tree to tree along with the numerous dolls that littered the place.

”hello Joanne, hello David…”

she went on as she passed certain dolls that she knew. each representing someone that was no longer around the living after the graves no longer could suffice. Although as she recalled there were many times no remains were left to bury anyways.

Extended greetings aside, her eyes did not often stray from the ground, even when there was no risk of meeting anyone’s gaze. Ducking from time to time when she “remembered” there was a low hanging branch. Often missing the timing a bit, getting a fateful of foliage. Donna was getting better at it the more she had therapist visits, a relatively new thing for her.

this was not the first one that she has seen, having a history of burning through the like kindling in a burning house fire.

although this one was the first one that seemed to be the most calm about the situation they truly are in.

A hostage situation,a kidnapping, Rocky Mountain horror,, is what some of the other therapists called it. While true, their agitation easily rubbed Angie wrong, who was often the first to defend donna. Once even going as far as choking the one to death with her little doll hands.

angie often griped about how they say they wanna help people but the moment you “give em a person that needs help they don't wanna do it!” Or “Miranda is letting you live! be happy!!”

__

making their way into the more populated part of the village the normal sounds and sights were not to be seen.

naray a living person in sight which caused donna to ‘hum’ in thought.

”Angie there’s more dead people here than normal. I hope they are ok.” the words trailing off the more the sentence went on.

”DANG LUGG HEADS-“ Donna quickly hushed the doll by putting her hand over the limp gaping jaw.

Growling and cartilaginous crunching could be heard.

Following the sound with no regard for the gore around them, finding it more concerning to actually have to find and deal with people outside of her comfort zone, Donna just could not deal with the loud begging, screaming, crying and the grabbing without permission most of all.

yet she must prevail. Her second favorite person was on the line at the moment.

As if her mind willed it into being, there they were, covered in visera of all kinds. Covered in the blood of at least each innocent person that would no longer be living there in the waking world. Convulsing in the dirt in agony growling, yowling in pain and cannibal desire.

“Oh no dr Donatello.” Donna's voice shaking with a unique sadness all the while Dr.donatello seemed to recognize the two. Yowling comes off as poor attempts at communication. Blood clotting their throat.

”AW DANG THEY’VE GOT FLEAS.” They pair looked at each other and nodded seemingly knowing what to do. Lowering themselves to meet the soil.

”Dr please breathe in deeply for five seconds and hold then exhale for five, like you have taught me.” The mourning veil concealing all the warmth the moment had to give.

“It’ll be over soon.” DR. Donotello calmed all too quickly, eyes becoming dull not before the violent cacophony of convulsion that erupted from the lycan. Flopping around whatever is happening causing vicious heart attacks.

”HAH HE LOOKS LIKE A FISH!”

Donna did not respond to that, just watching as the corpse's nerves twitch the last bit of life the creature had. Donna tenderly took their hand into her feeling as they grew colder and colder.

”Farewell my friend.”

The only thoughts Donna had were of what type of precious porcelain she could make.

#donna beneviento #re8 donna #re8 #re8 village #re8 fanfiction #resident evil #resident evil village #house beneviento #angie beneviento #oneshot #my fics #‘fics’ #gore #violence #minor character death #my own note for reader I hope I could make her seem fucked up like she’s supposed to be

[normal-looking-male]

The more I think about it, the more does Geno feel to me, like a guy who isn't naturally super-cool, nor is he someone trying desperately and failing to be cool. (Mad headcanon'y ravings incoming.)

Pretty much everyone in SMRPG is a dork on some level, good and bad guys alike, regardless of whether they actively deny it, while trying to take themselves seriously, blissfully unaware of it, or embracing the silliness.

We have Bowser, who is trying very hard to be taken seriously, and therefore his comical cringefail moments inspire all the more amusement. We have Mallow, who does try to be taken seriously and respected, but because he's an earnest and good kid, his silliness doesn't occur to him. Love that guy. Peach and Mario are silliness veterans - they deal with kidnappings and obstacle courses probably every month, and that's not accounting for other threats to the world. They've Been there, they know the world is silly, and that they are silly, and they are actually capable of using said silliness to their advantage, ergo their coolness comes to them naturally. Smithy's Gang is a bit of a combo, because they definitely utilise their silliness, but they definitely want to be respected and feared.

I think Geno knows the world is silly, and so is his species by extension, but he is also somehow unaware of just how goofy his ass is. Man was striking dramatic poses and talking about Higher Authorities[TM], probably having rehearsed at least a couple lines in his head to say something snappy and impress his allies. He doesn't have to try too hard - he has laser beams in his hands after all, but he is also just an itty-bitty little dude, who isn't quite as cool and stoic as he probably thinks he is.

Which is not a bad thing. I love this little dude, I think he's funny, and awesome at the same time. His autistic transmasc swag rattles the Earth. But it's like he lives in a world of "and then everyone clapped", except everyone does actually clap. Not necessarily making him a prideful jerk, but a lil' earnest guy who appreciates a healthy bit of respect and wonder directed his way.

He's a bug to me. I wanna say I'd put him in a jar, but I don't think I can survive the consequences.

#incoherent ramblings #super mario rpg #can you tell i like this guy

[tea-and-finalfantasy]

got lil jars in the mail to make spell jars and they're a lot smaller than i thought which is fine bc they're ADORABLE and they're actually perfectly sized for little pendants, charms, earrings, etc. without needing to buy too many herbs or anything to fill them

and while p much all my etsy listings are custom rn which means i really gotta be careful not to put too many slots at once so i'm not doing 10 rp appointments, 10 ficlets, 20 headcanons, 20 comfort character aesthetics all at once + custom jar charms + stuff for a SECOND etsy, i still wanna do customs? esp bc the premades i wanna do i don't think will sell

bc for premades like. i wanna make a million shang tsung themed tiny potion bottles with little love notes like "he would dunk your enemies in acid :)"

#mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #shang tsung #like obv i'd do any mk customs or any fandom customs BUT does anyone want one for shang tsung #there's a beaker shape and everything #my posts

[soopkreem]

Started with Harvey ended at Wilkan, I can't agree more with the other anon I just wanna eat him, I don't know what an Eldritch is either but he's just a lil funny guy that could probably destroy the world with no effort and I like that, I wanna just put him in a jar and shake him around a little(affectionate)(cause idk how else to express myself) adding ur Wilkan to my pile of obsessions to obsess over rn 🩵🩵

And sometimes I see that meme u drew of the "oh no people"/"EW PEOPLE" on my dash and it always makes me laugh so hard & that's just how it is fr

HAHAGSHGHA SORRY IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO REPLY BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO LIKE HIM, HE'S SUCH A SCRIMBLO LIL THING AND I AGREE A HUNDRED PERCENT WITH YOU!!

I didn't really get what you meant by the eldritch part but I assume you're wondering what it is, so... he has an obsession over ancient monsters and whatnot and has been studying them for the rest of his life.

Yeah, mans really obsessed with monsters that he secretly hates people for all he cares HAHAHAHA [except for some select people!]

#oc: wilkan #oc: sajam #soopkreem art #replies #anon #thanks for the ask!

[goddessofthundathighs]

A continuation of this blurb/imagine or whatever you wanna call it.

**

4/20. The official stoner’s holiday. Hennessy had been prepping her stash for the big day, knowing that selling out would be inevitable. She was thankful that her roommate opted not to come back for the spring semester, allowing her to expand her makeshift grow house into the other bedroom. The lighting was better there anyway.

Though she was thankful for the extra space, she wished she could get into the campus’ greenhouse, but so far, convincing Dr. Turner had yielded less than pleasing results. She hoped that the research she had been conducting on a certain Navy vet would change the old man’s mind.

Just as she finished packing the last nug into its respective jar, her phone dinged.

Menu?

I believe the proper greeting is “Hello”, Killmonger. I’ma teach your rude ass some manners one of these days.

She shook her head in playful annoyance as she watched the three dots appear on the screen signaling his response.

Nigga fuck all that. I got some shit to take care of and I need some stress relief. You got me or what?

“I should tell his bratty ass nah just to be spiteful”, she says out loud. Though Erik was her best customer, he always managed to get under her skin, much to her disdain.

And no girly shit, he types back before she can respond.

“Oh well then you about to be pissed, my nigga,” she smiles mischievously.

My crib, 10 minutes cuz I got class at 1:00.

I’m at ya door.

“Thirsty ass!” she yells to the closed door before unlocking it. There, in all of his menacingly handsome glory stood her favorite headache.

“Don’t get cocky, lil nigga. I can always find another plug,” he torts, poking her forehead as he steps into the apartment.

“You’ll be back, hoe. You always come back.”

“Cuz ya shit fire, duh,” he says sticking his tongue out.

“No shit, Sherlock. So you tryna relax, huh?”

“Yeh, whatchu got for me?”

She pulls a small pink container from the shelf, sealed with a weed plant Moon Scepter.

“Meet Usagi. I’ve been smoking her for about 2 weeks now. Euphoric and relaxed effects with a slight citrus flavor, kinda like an orange.”

“I thought I said no girly shit,” he says with an eye roll, twirling the container between his fingers.

“Nigga you gone get what I give you and be happy. You ain’t even smoked it yet. Besides, you said yourself you like fruity flavors.”

“Aight whateva. I need something for creativity too. Got a project coming up that needs my undivided attention.”

“Ooh, what kind of project?” she perks, hoping he’ll let her in on another section of his already mysterious life.

“Gotta decode some shit my pops left me,” he says matter of factly.

“Can I help? I’m good with puzzles and shit.”

“Nah, you good, Mini Menace. This is some shit I gotta handle on my own. You got something?”

Damn, almost had his ass, she thinks to herself before grabbing another jar.

“You’ll like this one. I call it Hokage. Creative, focused effects with a sweet berry flavor.”

“Ooh, gimme a couple of them,” he grins.

Shy giggles, securing each jar into its own Cinnamoroll baggie before handing them to him.

“Nigga at least get some Naruto or My Hero packaging if you gone do anime,” he fusses playfully.

“I’ll think about it. Speaking of My Hero, I just renewed my Crunchyroll subscription. Got time to put me onto some new shit?”

He grins widely, reaching for her Blazy Susan rolling tray. “I gotchu.”

**

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[sepyana]

Finished the first 8 episodes of Stardurst Crusaders, I like journaling my thoughts as I watch so here they are:

The switch from BT to SC is really jarring. It feels like I'm watching an alternate universe a lot of the time. I think if I could rewrite one thing for the first two parts I'd get rid of hamon in favor of stands, stands are better as a magic system for me personally.

I'm really mixed on Joseph. I don't get why they changed the fun loving part of his personality, It would have contrasted well with the rest of the crew. I like his stand, he has used strings and ropes a lot of times before, it's versatile, suits him well. Also connects with Holly's stand.

I thought him being unbelievably racist was pretty funny. Seems in character tbh.

And uhh there were some situations where hamon could have easily fixed it, but we almost never see Joseph use it.

Jotaro is not... the most interesting character but he doesn't hamper my enjoyment of the show or anything. His solution to a problem is usually pretty simple, I actually kind of like that. (Because one issue i have with the first two parts is how contrived the fight scenes can get. What's more annoying is that the show thinks it's being clever. The fight scenes in CS are better written imo.)

Jotaro's personality meshes well with the rest of the cast.

I love Jotaro's (And Star Platinum's!) design. Something about it really clicks with me. It's the main reason why I like him. Jotaro's hat that blends into his hair, brightly colored shirt under his school uniform -which he has modified with chains and two colorful belts- all work great together. I also like what they did with his eye shape.

I don't know why I like Star Platinum so much though. His wild hair and the crown that puts his eyes in shadow is really cool.

Advol MY MAN. I think his design is my favourite outside of Jotaro's. He is definitely the knowledgable one of the group. The way he delivers expesitions never feels jarring to me. He hasn't done much outside of the early episodes, I'm hoping he gets to do some more stuff later. Also his stand is amazing. Ultra HD Blaziken.

Polnareff is ok. I like him. I like his fight with the doll stand thing. His stand is pretty cool, I like fencing. He is the funniest out of everyone in the cast so far. Most of the jokes with him landed for me. He is a bit arrogant but he also respects his opponents.

Kakyoin is probably my fave out of the main 5. I think my favourite scene so far is when Jotaro removes the flesh spider thingy from his brain. It's moreso a Jotaro scene, i mean, he puts his life on danger just to save a person who tried to kill him hours earlier. You can tell how bad Kakyoin feels about the whole situation, you can see him tearing up.

I also like the scene where the group tells Polnareff to offer Anne (the little girl) to stay with them without wounding her ego too much, since they know she doesn't have a penny on her. Polnareff of course calls her stinking poor and a freeloader. Everyone in the group is like "goddamit" while Kakyoin laughs in the background lol.

He definitely has something to hide, I can't really shake that feeling. Probably a tragic backstory but with the way ep 8 ended it might be something else.

Hermit Purple calling him a traitor probably has to do with the new stand user Dio sent (presumably). I still trust him. I don't think he was Dio's servant all this time.

Speaking of Anne, I like her actually. I was surprised too. I thought she was gonna be irrelevant like Poco (the kid from part 1). Her interactions with the main cast is really fun, it reveals a lot about them. She isn't annoying, I like having her around because she isn't on every scene. She shows up when she needs to.

I think it would be for the best if she stayed on Singapore, she probably will.

Some other things I wanna mention:

It think it would be cool if some of the stands had a lil bit of personality. Not like a separate conciousness or anything. Just some moments. It would give stands a fun lil dynamic with their users.

Some of the stand encounters are not really necessary tbh. They drag a bit too much.

These are just my first impressions :D. There is still a lot of episodes to go... 40 to be exact.

#i wrote some stuff for part 1 and 2 but couldn't finish em #oh well #sepya watches jjba #↪ posts

[kasaneteto]

happy new moon in pisces all you gay people in my phone 🫶 a couple weeks ago i posted about refreshing my money bowl for the new moon, and in that posted i hinted at something else i had done that day but wasn’t done yet. this is that thing! for the February full moon i thought it would be the perfect time to craft some love oil! i wasn’t totally set on the intention when i put it together initially, so i’ll showcase how i kinda set up a loophole or a ‘just-in-case’ element to this as well. read moreeeeee 👇

so first and foremost i wanna preface this by saying: this is a self-love spell. i really do not recommend doing love spells on other people without their consent. generally not a great idea and ultimately will probably just end in you being disappointed. of course there’s a difference between trying to attract someone unspecific/someone who has shown interest in you vs a spell with the intention of making someone you like develop feelings for you in return. dont do that last one. you will only end up hurting yourself. (not personally speaking from experience but. yknow. trying to affect the lives of others via witchcraft has gone terribly for me in the past so i cant imagine itd be much different here)

SO WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY!!!! here’s the breakdown:

everything used here is really basic kitchen ingredients. i used olive oil for the base, and for the herbs used three different kinds: lavender (love and serenity) chamomile (love, protection from negative energy) and cloves (passion, attraction)

first i cleanse the altar space and the container im going to use. after lighting the cherry blossom candle i burned for this spell (v romantic scent, also associated with rebirth and new relationships) i do this with lavender & rose incense that i lit via the candle flame. next i hold the herbs i want to use in my palm one by one and infuse them with my intention. i ask the lavender to help me appreciate and love myself, the chamomile to deflect any negativity i may face, and the cloves to draw in “whatever is meant to be”. this is what i meant by the loop-hole thing. cloves are great for manifesting & abundance but i only added a little bit, less than i usually would. i wasn’t sure whether or not to try and invoke the prospect of meeting someone new, hence ‘whatever is meant to be’

once all the herbs are in the jar i pour in the oil and seal it up! ready to soak up that full moon energy 👍 i set it up on my outside altar, surrounding it with pieces of driftwood rubbed in black salt. this is to protect any unwanted energies from leaking in. i place some amethyst and orange selenite with it, very good self-love crystals

that big stick with the rose quartz on the end is something i made that i call my mood rod. i use it to directly channel the moon’s energy into whatever im making (which is just moon water most of the time)

and after the night is over, i take it back inside and place it in the bathroom at my self love altar to steep for two weeks! whenever i think to i pick it up and swish the herbs around a little bit and sing a lil song about how im awesome and i love myself 🫶

fast forward to last night. its been steeping in all that self-love, its time to finalize my intentions with this spell! but i need a little bit of guidance before i can make a final decision here. whenever im unsure whether or not a spell is a good idea/how to go about it, its time to consult the tarot.

so with my intentions for this pell in mind, i ask the tarot if its wise to try and invoke the manifesting aspect of the cloves

pretty loud and clear! anyone who can read tarot will know this is a “dont do it” answer. without going too much into detail about the cards individually, the first two are of the wand arcana (associated with fire and therefore passion) and are being shown in the reversed position. the card in the middle represents speed, so to see it reversed in this case means the opposite (not every reversal has a completely opposite meaning to the original but in this case it does) and the last card is the major arcana justice, which is pretty self explanatory like idk if i can explain the concept of justice to you sorry. basically in layman’s terms what this is saying to me is to just be patient. fighting an uphill battle wont do me any good right now. just focus on yourself and in due time things will turn out in your favor! duly noted! those cloves are there just for me now. my cloves

setting her out under the new moon! this time ive adorned her with seashells (pisces energy) rose quartz (love) and unakite (self love, discipline, and in this case, bond severing)

the next day its time to strain the oil into an eyedropper!!!!!! an arduous task indeed

👆the face of intense concentration. its hard to do this without making a bit of a mess. hence the plate.

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS HOW YOU MAKE SELF LOVE OIL BABY!!!!!!!! i’ll use this to annoint things in future love spells OR just as a topical when i need a confidence boost. its just straight olive oil so it double as a moisturizer Too 😋 thanks for reading!!!!! everyone love each other and most of all love urself!!!! 🫶

#craft

[chaoticgremlinbrainspace]

idk if theres something wrong with me but I feel the deep seated urge to just study the bat family and their weird ass family dynamics/relationships with eachother and like make a huge chart with notes then work my way out from there to their friends and then their friends friends until I know the entire web of complex interlocking relationships and how different people interact with each other and their histories with each other and shit. like I want to dissect the dc charaters and I know the only reason my ass is here in the first place is bc I hyperfixated on nightwing then got invested (sobbing shittung dying nightwing is my lil dude I put into a hydraulic press so unfortunately he would take up so much brain realistate💀) I wanna write silly goofy lil stories featuring him but I also want to do other characters justice and have full context of events and stuff I will throw up if im ooc and or just fucking wrong about something. like theyre so funky I wanna do right by their charaters but ive also gripped dick by the throat and started projecting onto his guilt ridden ass.(eldest child moment yippeee disappointmenting my parents makes me explode :( also hes funky like that lol) but like genuinely want to be able to take existing relationships and just like idk go into it? like explore them I guess and how they interact, what makes a character tick and all that. theres just something about charaters that are so fun to pull apart and find who they are at their core, what makes them this charater, you know? and I feel like part of discovering that is understanding the connections and history of a character in relation to the setting and other charaters, how they react, how they think and feel when put into situations, shit like that I could rotate in my head for hours. im also an emo lil shit and my brain tends to fixate on the darker events and happenings, which can be a hindrance at times 💀. and like im also just one lil dude my Interpretation of those relationships and charaters could be comepletely different form someone else's due to my experiences or lack of experiences with certain stuff. and like I wanna do it justice I dont wanna should dumb or completely miss the point because that would suck ass, Especially if I ever did post it online it would be like being dragged through the city tied to a Honda civic or smth. or at least thats probably how it would feel lol. damn fear of failure and ridicule we meet again you assholes....anyway, I wanna write silly goofy lil stories for my own enjoyment but I want them to be good and accurate to the characters, maybe add small little head canons as a treat but. Domestic type shit or me projecting onto dick my fucking adhd and making him explode too lmao.(im very insane about that head canon ive thought about it a lot, shout out to middle school me for doing all that research instead of sleeping or doing homework your a real one lol). that and using dick as a vehicle to explore my own queerness in a sense because like, its fun, and probably less dangerous than walking around downtown by myself. like I really enjoy giving dick a funky gender that he cant quite label or name that just is, and it doesn't matter because he’s just rocking around kicking ass, he just happens to not be cishet in my heart and mind. that and I wanna draw him in fun outfits, my friends agree he dress like a lesbian(lesbian approved statement). and like yeah I just think its neat to heasdcanon him as queer, Especially the funky genders because hes just doing his own thing bhfdjknvl. this turned into me rambling about making dick gender queer in some fashion not to say that cis dudes cant wear traditionally seen as feminine clothing or anything ya’ll because fuck the notion of gendered clothing, I just mean like imagine like very loud outfits, patterns colors weird shapes and sizes. that and cursed thrift store shirts that say some shit like “oat sealed frog jar” with a picture of Freddy Mercury sitting on a bench wrong. with the like insane fonts. I guess I wanna throw dick in fits that you typically would associate with the chill queer alt people who have cool drip. idk man. anyway sorry to y’all reading this it kinda got outta hand there. 

#dick grayson #I got fucking sidetracked by my own head canons again #mother fucker #thinking of writing a fic but every time I try my brain refuses to write anything #grem screams #long text post #im sorry girlies #grem goes insane over a fictional dude in text form #adhd but like only a lil bit #im the online equivalent of standing in the corner staring at the people talking about smth #but being too nervous to hop in because what if im wrong or say smth stupid🥺 #not in a cute way either more like a #fucked up lil dude stare #like a fucked up cat probably

[mtnkat3]

Oh wow.

The gammit of emotions...

First, I abhor government.

I am a Constitutionalist. It was based on part time, representatives, no income, 2 year terms.

Second, government is not God.

Made by fallible men who don't learn lessons. As we are following right off the same cliffs the Greeks & Romans ran off of!

Third, I am a date rape, lost virginity to, survivor.

I do not agree with abortion. At all. I am not God.

[Ok. 1 exception. Ectopic pregnancy. But that is surgery & life threatening. Not sure I'd even count that. That would be a discussion to have though.]

[While I waited to know the outcome of my health.. I made the decision. That if God gave a child, I would at the minimum do an open adoption. To give said child a chance at life & a family that was ready to love them fully. I was in a very bad, vulnerable, alone even with family place. I was forced by my mom to not pursue prosecuting. ]

So no. Someone wanting to abort a baby because they got caught with their hand in the cookie jar... no. This is 2023. There are plenty of contraception options on the market without that murderous method.

And don't even go there with sex.

You did the deed.

Then be the adult who did said deed.

Why I do not agree with someone younger than ~18~21yo having sex. Not mature enough to handle the consequences of it.

And before someone gets all trippy...

I am extremely sensual & sapio sexual.

But I have lived a mostly celibate life.

Not by choice either!

No, I deplore casual behavior & sex.

It is not me.

Yes I jokingly call myself a warrior nun.

Long before the Netflix [2 season] series came out.

But I will continue in said vain until God puts me before my soul's mates.....

Period.

.

~~~~~~

Now.....

Whimpering softly squirming moan...

Oh my loves.....my beloved Bears . Angels . . . . .

I have waited thru an eternity before God gave me mortal form to know you . . . . .

I have waited thru the 48 years of this life full of hurdles, heartaches, missteps & just longing to know you . . . . .

I knew in my soul you . . . . .existed when I was a underweight wee lil girl.

I have known that I was feeling...souls connections from at least 5yo.

And yes, my first memory that I know even now was flying at the coast with family in a small Cessna at 2 yo. I absolutely love to fly!

Not in one of the walmart buses of the sky either.

Cessna, c4, b2, bell copter, chinook, anything but one of those buses.

Remember, my favorite movie was Space Camp. And my 6th grade teacher was almost on Challenger. I loved that movie. But it came about in a dark time for the world, this country.

One of the many I'm looking for DVDs of. Then to put on extd.

I have talked with God about this my loves... about waiting, patience, listening, watching my steps. Ad nauseam.

If I am to be His Warrior queen & wait until I have fulfilled my duties as such to Him beyond the Rapture... then that is what He means for me to do.

I do not however believe that He wants us to wait that long.

He is showing glimpses.. lil by lil.. to keep us together & focused.

It's only cruel in that the adversary tricks are making the trials of Job unnecessarily protracted for us because enjoys torturing souls. Especially the strong for God.

There are times that I believe that I am going to faint standing in front of you . . . . .

Others...that I will run & jump on you . . . . .

Still others.. that I will open my door... & quirk my eyebrows.. tapping my toes.. & say.. "well, it's about time. What took so long. Now are ya gonna kiss me or not?"🎶

Then there's the times I wanna scream at you & have a wrestling/grappling match because I'm so pissed at you . . . . .

Yeah.. sometimes.. Tijgeress wanna kick your asses!!!!!

Blushing grin.

That's when we'll be sticky, sweaty, panting & go from grappling to loving..

Slow grin.

I think we need a private gym barn.

Wiggling my eyebrows.

Cause yeah I'll wear skimpy.. for you . . . . . I have never worn such in public & never will. I don't care if I get all buff & whatever. I am not sharing this bod with anybody but you . . . . .

Blushing grin.

I might like skimpy bikinis but I also like modest too. And retro. I'd love to have a white crocheted bikini again. Been a long time.

Ok. I'm rambling..

You . . . . .wanna devour.. savor.. lick.. nibble.. bite.. taste..... me.

Ditto.

I crave you . . . . .

I wanna know the smell & taste of your . . . . . skin. Both clean, & dirty. Both bare of scents.. & with aftershave/cologne/soaps...

I am very primal.

Zippin it t!

Giggling hysterically!

I love & adore you ! ! ! ! !

I am!

Yours . . . . . ! ! ! ! !

~Tijgeress kat Phoenix.

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