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#idk it was a 20 minute bus ride for me
rwoh · 2 months
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anyway me n my friend booked this free qipao rental thing the taipei tourism board does (you can pay a photographer to do this but we're both cosplayers and have experience with photography so it was like. we can do this one ourselves) and then we got very cinematic with it and I decided to colour grade all our photos like they were a classic Hong Kong film as you do y know if anyone is actually interested I'll post their photos too but for now here's mine hehe
[taken by @ luirae at Dihua Old Street Taipei Bureau of Tourism, clothes rented]
bonus silly photos under the cut
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inutaffy · 6 months
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i almost passed out at school again guys
#this time tho was worse#didnt loose my hearing i lost my vision a lil bit still#i had a cough this morning probably from my germ infested sister and i thought i was fine so i was going to the bus stop and HEAVING my#lungs hurt when i was breathing it was prickly#GOT ON THE BUS AND EVERYTHING WAS DOWN HILL FROM THERE FUCKING GOD#dude#head hurt stomach rolling cramps the astute need to throw up#i was fighting that for a whole 20 minutes#i get motion sickness but not unless im reading something and I WASNY and yet#i was GRIPPING THE SEAT#put my head down and closed my eyes on the seat in front of me and PRAYED#at the end of the bus ride everything was heavy#the blood drained from my face i could feel it i had to bite my lip to make sure i still had feeling in my face bro#lung thing might be my asthma spiking i had it as a kid so idk#anyway ans then my back was killing me#got off the bus#could barely put one foot in front of the other#body aches i was HOT IT WAS LIKE 40 DEGREES AND I TOOK MY JACKET OFF. I REPEAT I TOOK MY JACKET OFFFFF#i got into the school adn these 2 people were standing there by the steps to check IDs and i looked at those steps with a PLANNN . to sit#i tried to sit down but one of em noticed how pale and not good i looked#led me to the nurses#called my mom 3x before she picked up#she couldnt get me til like an hour and some later#i was just writhing on the bed#dying#it got a little better and i switched suddenly from hot to COLD#and im on my period so thats a factor i guess but its not a regular hot flash it was BURNING#anyway she picked me up and i groggily got up#passed my friend in the hall and she widened her eyes at me and i pointed at my mom ahead of me and she said bye#one person knows im out sick but we aint got no classes together today
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mycological-mariner · 10 months
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Plaque hunting should absolutely be a thing. I do it and I love it. Go someplace new? Hunt for plaques and learn a little local history! Walking down the same street you walk every day and have for years? Reread the plaques! Take photos, share ‘em! I love plaques so much! Not monuments or statues or anything like that. Just little epitaphs on pieces of metal or rock pinned to places that once held a great deal of significance to a small community.
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arthur-r · 1 year
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going to sleep at eleven being already late for sleeping enough tonight and then getting up when my mom gets up and talking for an hour and now it’s a complete lost cause
#i’m so lucky to be getting to school at 7:45 tomorrow instead of 7:00#7 was the plan and i was going to be able to just show up early to my 1st hour teachers room and he said that was like good and fine#and when i asked a couple weeks ago if it was okay to show up at 7:00 every other monday and tuesday he said i don’t have to ask to be there#and that whenever he’s in the building i’m welcome. and i was like okay cool awesome rad. and then fast forward to the first monday where#i have to get there at 7 (reason being there’s no school bus despite the bus company telling us there is i swear to you there isn’t i have#waited and looked and there is not a school bus at the apartment i swear. and my friend who can drive me has student council those mornings)#and anyway the first monday where i got there at seven. teacher wasn’t there. stood outside the room for forty five minutes and finally got#there and let me in and i just kind of fell asleep for the next half hour from the exhaustion of having gotten there so early to begin with#so anyway just because you’re hypothetically comfortable with the idea of somebody hanging out in your room all the time doesn’t mean you#should avoid telling them that they will be standing in a school hallway for 45 minutes. like at this rate i should join student council#so anyway that wasn’t great. but last monday i got to school an hour late because i on purpose didn’t ride with the friend. to take the#stupid school bus i was talking about. and it never showed up and i made it to the last ten minutes of class. and was like hey sorry im late#um in the future i will be getting here an hour early so that this doesn’t happen is it ok if i go here or should i get dropped at library?#and teacher said of course i can get there early. but then. this friday after school i was there like 20 minutes while waiting for my sister#and for no apparent reason he just said. i dont know if i’ve ever told you this but i’m not a morning person#and theoretically that could be an apology for not saying hi back to me that morning or something. but could also be a polite way of saying#that i shouldn’t ever come in early. so idk. i wish people would just be straightforward with what they say and mean#ANYWAY the point is. these things combined made me very stressed to show up 7am expecting a place to be. but lucky for me there’s no 7:00#meeting tomorrow it’s not until 7:45. so basically getting to school at a normal time. but help i’m getting like six hours at this point#anyway idk. have a lot of problems to work through unrelated to this and this is the only accessible normal one to speak of#(the other ones somewhat boil down to: i apparently have a lot of red flags and can’t handle relationships and am disliked by everyone)#so that’s fun and cool and normal. have been told a lot of my behaviors and emotions are REALLY bad. and like there’s truth to some things#obviously. and like yes i agree i have an anxious attachment style. yes i agree i may have bpd. but rough having my entire psyche torn apart#just like yeah you exist unhealthily and will never be normal and there is something deeply wrong with you and you’re doomed to the cycle#of abuse and trauma and just. not good things!! not good things to hear and internalize. idk. anyway i’m not talking about this#but yeah idk. so now i’ve been not sure how to exist and be normal. and distracting myself via meaningless school things#but yeah here i am. i should really go to bed. i’m just so tired and there’s so much. i dont know. goodnight world i’m sorry#vent cw#ask to tag
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I like to think I’m a pretty chill person but then two people will have a vaguely annoying conversation behind me on an otherwise quiet bus and I remember that I am insane.
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pastadoughie · 3 months
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im back!! also holy fuck the uber was even more expensive then i thought, it says 15 on the app and 26 on the website and then when i booked one in the app it CHARGED ME 35 !! guy i met there gave me a ride back tho 4 free very cool, he, never told me, his name, uhhhhhhhhhh but thank u ! guy who uses he/it pronouns n has red hair and a butch lesbiuan car that barely works :3 i was really just sitting in silence making little guys for most of the program, and sitting in silence waiting for one of the organizors to bake the clay for me, but after i actually like, got up n was standing around instead of sitting in a corner making silly cats some people complimented my boots n then i got 2 actualley liek, feel like im, allowed to speak, idk everybody kinda knew eachother so i felt weird ever asking for anything or commenting on anything,, but once someone acvtualey approached me and asked me abt smthn i liek 2 talk abt it was alot bettor n we sat n chat in the lobby foar liek a solid 45 min - 1hr im thinkin of coming back soemtiem soon but using the bus witch will hopefully be cheaper then THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS FOR LIKE A 20 MINUTE DRIVE tho that does mean unless i get someone 2 drive me again im gonna have to be on the bus and walking around for multiple hours at 7-9 pm when its rlly fucking dark out so idk hear are thea creechers i made theyr kinda bad but i love them anywaey
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Best and worst of both worlds (part 12)
Tw: injury, yandere and monty just being a creep
the University option was 60% wben the votes were 20, idk y suddenly u guys decided to favour 5 blocks away from ur house too
Damn from what i seen theres like distinct team monty and team Yves, ngl as writer i am biased towards Yves he my favourite
Part 13
You told him that you need to go to class.
Montgomery frowned. "If ya' say so." He shifted his gears and began driving away.
You looked at the scenery around you. This place is definitely not somewhere you visited before, you see a few buses driving by. But none of which you recognize.
"You free during the weekends?" He asked.
You said no.
Montgomery pouted. "Well, when are you free?"
You shrugged and said being a university student is demanding.
He sighed dejectedly. "What do I know, I only have a high school diploma. Wasn't one for the books, I'd rather git' out there and make me some cash."
You stayed silent.
"You ain't built for that, it really ain't for the faint hearted. So you gotta stay in school and try your hardest, sweetheart. Follow your dreams of becoming... whatever you wanted to be."
You nodded in acknowledgement. But Montgomery kept talking.
"I came to the city 'cause I heard I can make it big there. I didn't really have a plan, I was hopin' I'd make big bucks and start my own business." He switched his blinker on as he readies himself to make a turn.
"It was totally harder than I thought. I moved from city to city, was broke in every single one and I had to live out of my car if I wanted to eat. The people, all of 'em were mean as hell no matter where I go. They're nothin' like the people back home."
Curiosity gets the best of you and you asked why didn't he just return to base.
He laughed. "I didn't wanna hear an 'I told you so' from my family. I had to fight to get out of that damn farm. I can't imagine the humiliation if I come back home, tail between my legs, empty handed."
The air between you became quiet after that.
"So... what are ya' studying?"
You tried your best to explain your degree and the profession that you're hoping to work as. Montgomery hummed in response.
"I dunno much about that. But it sure sounds stressful and too brainy for me. You're such a smart kid."
You said thanks.
"A little lackin' in the brawn department though. That's why you need me to protect ya'." He grinned. "We sure are such a great match! When I get that business idea of mine up and runnin', you're gonna be handling the books. I'll be handlin' the shop- the physical part. We're gonna be swimmin' in riches, in no time!"
You didn't respond to that, making his excited laughter die down quickly.
"...Or you could just choose what'cha wanna do. Fine by me, I'll fund it the best I can." Montgomery is starting to look uncomfortable, it seems like he's trying to make some conversation with you. But you didn't want to give him any more of your attention.
The rest of the ride went by smoothly.
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"Sixth period, I guess." He stopped in front of the entrance. You wonder if he's confused as to why he barely sees anyone around now.
You looked at the time. It's 11:45AM. The bus is coming in 5 minutes.
"Here." He shoved something into your hands. "Treat yourself to something nice." You uncrumpled it to reveal two $20 bills.
You thanked him and pulled the handle of the door.
"Wait! I want your number!" He got out of his car and ran up to you.
You said that you don't remember and you don't have your phone with you.
"You don't remember your own phone number?" He stared in disbelief.
You said that with the advancement of technology, no one needs to remember any phone numbers. It's all stored in the smartphone.
He scratched the back of his neck. "Well, I think you should memorize at least a couple of em'. What are ya' gonna do when your phone breaks, huh? You're gonna be doomed!"
Yeah. Like how you are right now.
You tried to end the conversation by agreeing and saying bye.
"I have an idea." You yelped as he grabbed you by the wrist. He pulled out a pen and uncapped it, Montgomery wrote a string of numbers on your arm.
You can only watch as he decorated your entire forearm in horror. How are you going to explain this to Yves?
"There, that's my number."
You pulled your arm away and told him that you're going to be late for class.
"Don't forget to call me!" He hollered as you move far, far away from him.
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Finally, $40 richer, 100% more disturbed, 200% sweatier, you reached your house. 20 minutes late.
You dragged yourself onto the porch and struck your arm repeatedly against the door. Panting with your tongue out like a dog.
You wiped the sweat off your brow as the door opened. Thinking it's one of your housemates, you tried walking past them, only to be grabbed by the shoulders.
"(Name)!"
You looked up and saw Yves with the most haunting expression you've ever seen on his beautiful yet bruised face. Half it was still concealed by his hair. There was a mix of worry, sadness, anger and relief. It was an expression that guarantees you're in trouble.
You stared at him for a few seconds, his dilated pupil never left yours. You felt like you were on a court trial during those 20 seconds, Yves seemingly scrutinizing every aspect of your soul.
You burst into tears, sobbing loudly and pathetically. You didn't know where to start, you had so many unmet needs at the moment.
You're roasting in your own skin and sunburnt, you don't even have a wink of sleep, you feel violated by Montgomery, your stomach hurts from eating the greasy fast food, your muscles are aching from that epinephrine shot, you have a headache, you don't like how your clothes stuck to your body and Yves is mad at you.
One of the needs was immediately met when he pulled you into a hug.
"I'm not upset at you." He whispered, pressing kisses on your head. You cried harder and sunk into him deeper.
Of course, he knew what happened, where you went and what Montgomery did. All of it was caught on surveillance cameras and they're easy to hack into. He heard the conversations between you and him, Montgomery should upgrade his phone, it didn't even put up a fight when he tried accessing it remotely.
All because he didn't predict that you would be anaphylactic to your new medicine. If you knew he's virtually everywhere and watching your every move, Yves would have immediately intercepted before you could even put a foot down on the floor.
Yves let you wet his clothes until you calmed down enough for him to pull you into the house, where it is much cooler and dimmer. Your nosy housemates were peeking from the hallway, but this time Yves wasn't acting so nice. He shot them all a death glare, which made them promptly retreat into their rooms.
He closes the door and leads you to the sofa. Where he allowed you to let your emotions out on his chest, while sitting on his lap.
A hand stroking the back of your head, another pulling you close to him. Yves placed his lips on your forehead as snot drips down your nose and onto Yves. He doesn't mind your sweat or skin flakes.
Yves does appreciate that Montgomery was there at the right time. When you started to rub your eyes excessively, Yves was already on the highway, doing 120 miles per hour on an 80 limit. He knows something is wrong.
Unfortunately, though, he was too late and Montgomery already drove off with you. So he had to do a detour and tailgate him instead.
He did all the calculations and thought of all the possible outcomes in his head. And... to his dismay, the best one was to let everything that happened to you happen. Yves lets go and allows Montgomery to be the hero for today for the sake of your life.
But you were never in any real danger. Yves was following closely behind this entire time. Of course, you're definitely going to be uncomfortable. However, he knows you're not stupid, he could not slip a single "coincidence" that will allow him to save you from Montgomery. It's going to be too implausible to happen given that Yves is still a relatively "normal" person in your eyes.
You hiccupped in his chest, apologizing over and over again. Yves assured you that you did nothing wrong. He reached for his bag, taking out a packet of wet wipes and dry facial tissues.
He began cleaning you with the damp towel. Yves did not flinch when you coughed right into his face and had thick, opaque mucus land on his eyelashes. He continued wiping away the snot and tears while letting a glob of green rest on his eye.
If you had lingered at the university longer, Yves would have 'coincidentally' bumped and picked you up instead. Under the guise of him searching for you because he arrived early at your place to find the front door unlocked, your bag in your room and your phone on the table. Very unusual behavior of you.
But he underestimated your desperation to catch the next bus. You have broken his records, that was the fastest you ever ran since middle school and he has the data to back it up.
Now that you're slowly relaxing, Yves removed the goop from his eye using another wet wipe. His long eyelashes clumped together from the moisture. He continued by drying you using the facial tissues, which includes drying the sweat from your back and to your rear. Who gives a damn if Yves has his hands up your shirt and down your pants, it's Yves. You trust him.
You didn't pay enough attention to wonder why he brought some aloe gel today out of all days. Yves snapped the lid open and applied a pea sized amount on his fingertips. Yves spread it evenly on your now peeling skin, you let your shoulders sag as the gel soothes the burning pain.
Montgomery proved himself useful, twice. First, by saving your life. Second, by helping Yves look much more appealing to you. Doesn't his feather-like touches feel nice? It's nothing like that brute's talons.
Yves only wished that he had half a brain to feed you something appropriate and not an artery-blocking lump of fat and sugar. Four, of them plus two grease saturated hash browns, to be precise. God, Montgomery is spineless, he should have stopped you or at least found a way to make you eat slower.
You fell limp onto him as he skillfully massaged your scalp with his fingers. Your eyes rolled back into your head as the tingles travel down your spine, causing you to forget about the soreness you've been experiencing.
Yves had a look of disdain when he caught a glimpse of Montgomery's phone number written on your arm in pen ink. He doesn't know when to quit, does he?
You never once stopped to wonder how he knew to prepare a pack of ice wrapped in a towel even before you came back. He brought the chilly item to your neck, cooling down one of your crucial points.
Yves continued massaging your head to relieve you of any tension. He ticked off his mental checklists on your needs, another thing is going to be off his list very soon.
He watches your eyelids droop until your eyes are fully closed. Now draped across his lap, you're starting to snore and drift into slumberland.
He sighed. Caressing your tender leg as you sleep.
"You are such a troublemaker." He quietly hissed. Scooping you into his strong arms.
Yves carried you into your room, where he lowered you onto your bed. He didn't put the blanket on you, because you will overheat, wake up and panic again.
He went out and retrieved his bag. Yves took out his portable fan and placed it near you, so the moving air could cool you down further. If you weren't so bashful and considerate, he would have installed a portable air conditioning unit in your room already. But he knows you will find the gesture too extravagant and start to spiral out of control with your self depreciation.
He closed the curtains, turned off the lights. The only thing illuminating the otherwise dark room are the holes in your curtains and his laptop screen.
Yves took a seat, put on his reading glasses and began typing away. One hand keying in the information, the other holding the wretched medication that hospitalized you.
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holdinbacksecrets · 2 years
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svt: what reminds them of u? or drunk voicemails they leave you?
(i cant remember if you've done this before)
hello jess 🥺 thank you for requesting, my lovely friend. hopefully you’re ok with ~loosely inspired? i went with drunk voicemails, but how drunk these are… not sure. mix some yearning in there too. i love you.
p.s. i only got to 7 p.p.s. assigning these? ooo difficult
spilled thoughts/drunk thoughts/yearning??
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seungcheol: “i forgot my car keys, so i took the bus instead of going back for them. i never take the bus. i’ve never taken it with you, and i don’t know why… i always drove instead or sometimes we’d walk, but now i understand why you love these rides so much. you can listen to music and look out the window and admire the people around with all their stories and unknown names. you’re cooler than i’ll ever be for taking the bus… seeing so much more than me. you do, though. you think i’ve seen more of the world. i don’t know if it’s— you’re cooler than i’ll ever be”
joshua: “do you remember the cake i got you for your birthday last year? it was lemon with vanilla frosting, and i had the decorator write your name with little hearts instead of happy birthday. you never want to celebrate your birthday. i’ve never asked why. aren’t you worth celebrating? you are to me. if i bring home a cupcake… have the decorator write your name with little hearts… can we celebrate you?”
jun: “i ran today. i understand why you do it. it’s freeing. nothing can touch you. you’re breathing. you’re so aware of your breath, and music sounds better. i mean… it’s rivaling a live performance and that high, but it’s different with running… kept between me myself and i. i love that you run. i love that you have this outlet. if i ever last more than 20 minutes maybe we can go together”
soonyoung: “you hate wine. you hate beer. you hate tequila. i know you gave up after that night in uni, stuck to tea... what’s it like? i know you go out with friends, and you’re the only one who’s sober. what’s it like when i come home drunk? have i ever scared you? does anything scare you? can you tell me everything that does? there has to be more than bugs. i’m an asshole. i should know by now”
wonwoo: “do you remember that morning on the balcony? it was snowing. you said you love the taste of winter. the embrace of it. the sound of it. you love the way you feel existing in it. you took my breath away that day. i’ve never experienced winter in quite the same way. you probably can’t remember. it was years ago. years before we got together. years before i came to know so much about you or put a ring on your finger, but i need to tell you now… a little bit of that… a little bit of where we are now, is because of that morning. i see you, feel you, hear you, every time it snows”
seokmin: “i think i float when i’m alone. i think i float when i’m alone, when the music is too far away to feel. when the crowd is too far away to hear. when you’re gone… it doesn’t even have to be for long, but i feel it anyway. i don’t know what i’m trying to say. can you come over?”
chan: “my mom asked me about you. she called this morning and said your name before anything else… i guess i forgot she started doing this. now it’s so obvious because you’re gone. and i’m not… god, i’m so proud of you. you’re kicking ass in school and doing amazing, but i miss you. i miss you so much. idk. do you ever go outside in the middle of the night when you can’t sleep? watch the sky for a while? i do that now, and *exhale* i think about you. i love you”
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whumpshaped · 4 months
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I have another for the scar and gore tag...👁✨️
warning for vivid description and large object falling on my very vulnerable head and throwing up?
FOR reference:
Jupiter JBR700 Student Bb Baritone - Clear Lacquer | Sweetwater
Hiscox Baritone Horn Case | Mooloolaba Music
Amazon.com: DEG Trumpet Marching Lyre : Musical Instruments
( Bb marching baritone horn is the instrument )
'Kay so this was back in high school I was a sophomore anyways long story short we had lockers to put the instruments in. I put my instrument in my locker and close it. This is done with practiced ease and not much force. It was a simple lock and unlock then slide the instrument in its case inside.
Now this is where the pain comes in because I am the most accident-prone person in the world apparently. I HAD noticed the baritone on top of the lockers (where they aren't supposed to be!) and thought nothing of it.
This is due to the fact it was in the middle of the whole like locker thingie mc thing. NOT NEAR THE EDGE. Yeah, as soon as I closed that fuckin' locker.... IT FELL ON MY HEAD and the worst part is I had my mouth open. So, this marching baritone horn which is around 12-15 pounds (WITHOUT?) the case. Case and all. Fell. On my head.
all meaning: mouthpiece, music, lyar, pens, pencils, and they also had the thing that holds the music that the lyar attaches to. EVEN TENNIS SHOES (sneakers)
right on my head. SO, I bit my tounge, just the sides thankfully, some of my lip, my teeth richoed together, and my head still didn't bleed. (I thought it would have.) SO, no bloodshed. miraculously.
Just a pain like no other (right directly the top of my skull was hit I had no hat or anything on to soften the blow)
I didn't lose any teeth or even chip them. But I did have extreme pain, managed to hold back my tears and put a blank face on as well as say I am fine to the very concerned fellow student that used the instrument.
Then sat down and repacked all my pens/pencils/highlighters then scurried off to the bathroom (which to my luck?) was empty. Cried, realized my face was blood red, and I proceeded to see black spots in the vision. Swayed knees buckled and almost threw up in the sink. Whole time was dry heaving and I had a terrible headache the rest of the week.
Accompanied by worse congestion, my nose felt like it was swollen, and idk what happened to the instrument after it fell. So ahhh I did think I was done but apparently not! This one just came into my head. (thankfully not like the baritone!)
Never went to the nurse...I regret that btw. Should've actually not have toughed it out. But I got home and went to bed. BAD don't do it. I could have had a concussion! It was like not even 45 minutes. It was like 20, I think. Which means I had a really short bus ride...
I just popped a Tylenol with some water changed and flopped over and went to bed for like 9 hours. 💀💀💀💀 I'm telling you I was treating myself like a super soldier or something. Unironically, I didn't think it was a big deal. Like WHAT?!
But no joke, it felt like my nose bone (the roof of your mouth that long bone on the pallet i think it's a part of the nose) felt like it was bending inwards and left 0 room for my tongue. I'll tell you what. Mhm. *shakes head*
But yeah, if I remember anything else I will drop them off here. Because I am very accident prone. and honestly, I never told anybody about this one now that I think about it. 😭😭😭 But thx for this tag gives me a chance to recount all my mishaps.
that was soooo likely a concussion wtf😭 stop😭😭
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blarrghe · 2 days
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🌸 Best compliment you ever received? and/or 🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?
🌸 so one time in my early 20s i was on the job hunt right. Just like taking any interview because fuck this economy yknow. Real fresh outta college and freshly laid off from the research gig I'd thought I'd have after typa struggle. I take the bus to the shitty suburban edge of town to interview for like a receptionist position at a senior care home. It's such a bullshit gig, didn't even list the pay, like an hour and a half public transit commute, but here I am all dressed nice for the shot. On the bus there is a man. Idk when he gets on but it's a long ass ride and he's on most of it. And he's gorgeous. Low key the prettiest man I've seen in my life to date. I spend like 40 minutes trying to like, sneak glances at his face and decipher what his skin care regimen could be because his skin? Glowing. K? Radiant af man. The word 'gorgeous' enters my mind probably ten times. I'm thinking can I tell this complete stranger he's gorgeous before I get off? I don't. But we get off at the same stop. We walk in the same direction. We stop at the same light. I'm like not being weird ok, not staring.
But this dude at the light? The gorgeous motherfucker?
He goes: excuse me, but I just have to tell you you're absolutely gorgeous.
I think I say "thanks?" I'm in my head like ha ha you too im just prettied up for this job interview what do you do to get your skin so good but i think in reality i just kinda maybe said thanks.
Light changes. We cross the street, go in different directions. Job is minimum wage part time looking for five years experience and doesnt hire me. Never see the gorgeous man again. Forever tortured by the fact that I didnt tell him he was drop dead. I think about this a lot.
🦉night owl all the way baybeee
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aelwynabernantsorb · 10 months
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Well, I’m finally watching NADDPOD so here’s a few of my thoughts on the first like 20 mins
1:39 - excuse me the high elves are becoming EXTINCT?
2:23 - oh my god not the dwarphanage pffttt
2:40 - no way this boy is a Cub Scout no way ahhh yes he’s an extremely good boy
3:08 - wait is she “dangerously fertile” or was Emily referring to the possum because that’s what I’m confused on
3:40 - oh god guys sorry to inform you but Emily Axford is dead
5:03 - yesss slay shadowfang #girlboss
5:13 - it’s.. it’s been five minutes guys. Five minutes. And we’ve already established that girl dragons have giant pussies. I mean get it I guess guys love the creativity but DAMN five minutes in??
5:30 - murph I know you are the dungeon master but I do not need these visuals lmao
7:02 - I think something’s amiss at the crick guys. Idk tho.
7:22 - oh okay it is moonshine that’s dangerously fertile, not the possum. Great, good to know.
8:50 - slayyy feminist girl Green Teens(?)
9:34 - JACKED JESUS??
“Have you ever fished before?” “No.” That’s so me trying to do anything omg
I’m pretty sure something is amiss at the crick? Idk.
11:12 - I am now only going to call my dungeon master “daddy storyteller”
12:00 - someone get this person an award for their fiddle sound it’s perfect
12:16 - oh god she’s got a washboard instrument pffttt I’m using that
12:26 - a washboard AND a blade of grass?? Emily is living the life for real
13:14 - damn the bartender is a hot half orc woman love that
14:20 - lmaoooo dude get out of the doorway I know the fiddle sounds heavenly but come on
17:06 - FROG PEOPLE TOOK THE GREEN TEENS?? Gerard, come on. We’ve talked about this. No more kidnapping kids.
This has been wilddd and I’ll do more on my bus ride back
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lix-ables · 1 year
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GET TO KNOW ME - tagged by @comet-falls @bbujiikseu @petrichor-han ty hehe ‹33
birthday? november 14.
favourite colour? sage green
how tall are you? 5"1/154cm.
how many pairs of shoes do you own? 'bout 12 pairs? but i choose to wear 3
favourite song? good days by sza.
favourite movie? ready or not.
who would be your ideal partner? eep felix or gavin murphy from dear clementine
do you want children? do dogs count as children?
have you gotten into trouble with the law? nah
what colour socks are you wearing? lmao i dont have socks on
favourite type of music? a mix of indie/alternative and punk
how many pillows do you sleep with? 2 pillows and 2 plushies
what position do you sleep in? mostly my side
what don’t you like when you’re sleeping? the windows being closed. i get claustrophobic.
have you tried archery? no but i really want to.
favourite fruit? uhm, this fruit called ice apples.
are you a good liar? sure, i think.
what’s your personality type? INFP-T
innie or outtie? innie i think
left or right handed? right handed
favourite food? pasta all the fucking way.
favourite foreign food? majorly missing continental food rn
clean or messy? a mix of both?
most used phrase? "bloody fucking hell."
how long does it take you to get ready? 20 minutes, maybe 30 if i feel good
do you talk to yourself? sure, as long as i dont look crazy
do you sing to yourself? lmfao defo
are you a good singer? i've been told i am?
biggest fear? heights
are you a gossip? idk i think?
long or short hair? currently long, but i need to trim it lmao
favourite school subject? english lit
extrovert or introvert? highly introverted unless im comfortable with ya
what makes you nervous? crowds, people, loud sounds
who was your first crush? uhh,, a girl who used to ride home with me on the bus lol
how many piercings do you have? 8 currently - 1 on my nose, 3 on my left ear, 4 on my right ear
how many tattoos do you have? none as of now
how fast can you run? in what context lmao
what colour is your hair? black
what colour are your eyes? dark brown
what makes you angry? everything i guess
do you like your name? do i? idk, sure
do you want a daughter or a son? unless its a doggo, none.
what are your strengths? i dont know but i can hear stuff from far off, when its not needed
what are your weaknesses? uh, i get nervous and anxious about everything
what’s the colour of your bedspread? beige and white
what’s the colour of your room? uhm, a mix of light blue and brown.
🎀 tagging @starlostseungmin @inkybird @bruh-changbin @whlfchn @hyunverse @svngcore @127kive and whoever wants to do this :))
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noro-noro-noro · 7 months
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long dream vaguely space-related
- starts in space? but the spaceship is alslike my mom's house. instead of the stairs there's a small room that leads to a basement and 3 doors around it
- cast of characters - me. my sister . my dad. a small girl I'd been looking after. her dad who we found/rescued! but he was acting weird. his wife who was kind of scene & Asian & played dumb but she was secretly a highly trained security agebt. several other crew members. some kengan characters : furumi heihachi , kaneda , ohma, hanafusa. an older lady. several other people. 2 dogs .
- firstthe ship was iust like riding the bus in HS. there was a little girl who had no friends & then a tall girl who saat in front of us trying to make conversation. who's us? me & ....? whoever it was I kept sitting on them & rubber banding their fingers together.
- then the ship may have been on a small planet. we were investigating something & also running from something else. the thing we were running from kind of just seemed like the joker but idk. there was something about conneting things with a rubber band chain, but we didn't have enough forbthe last one & the girl's dad was like threatening me & screaming. I thought that we should kill his wife since we'd all lost smth already & she had lots of rubber bands on her.
- something happened & time passed. the adults were all outside in the cold having a quiet meeting, except for a few who'd gone to scout out the area more. maybe we were actually on a planet investigating an abandoned facility. i wanted to lock everyone out until I got answers to MY QUESTIONS since I was really upset, but I wasn't fast enough. the angry dad had mellowed out.
- they caught me up on info - they'd explored everything & then found the rooms/remains of those who were supposed to start buildong a s climate dome + inner contents - they found a secret room full of darkness in every direction except for the hatch (now set to be between the 3 doors under the stairs)& the ladder in & out.
- I checked it out with them at first - there was a hard ground you could stand on despite the everlasting darkness, & there was a lot of dirt on the ground about 20 feet in. the person who had been supposed to be taking the dirt and shaping the new dome and city of the soon to be colony looked like the base driller drg & they hsd left a scribbled and hasty note - unsafe. turned into sand to hide.
- I did not like that so I turned back for the ladder, but they'd got some spotlights & equipment set up so the visibility was way better. the was more dirt & stuff on the ground due to people tracking stuff in, & now were almost walls in the darkness - not defined but the dirt that was spreading to show the location of the floor would run up against s surface and stop. the room was about 15ft wide leading up towards the patch of mysterious dirt and then it fell off into infinite darkness after that. on the way out I stumbled over some small blue clay (?) pots that had a very neatly printed note in small letters inside. i don't remember it but was close to something like "came to replace first guy weird things started happening". after this I left & was told to close the hatch & open it again after 5 min.
- I did so. the dogs tried to come in but I had suspicious about that space so I tried to lock them out. wily little things though. If we needed a sudden evacuation I don't want them underfoot. one dog was mostly brown & beagle-like, and the othernone was more shiba-shapes but black & white. pointy ears.
- 5 minutes passed. I opened the hatch. violently different scenery than before. the older lady in her white jacket now bloody was at the top reachign out - I grabbed her hand and pulled her out. everyone was scrambling up the ladder. the walls were now white and streaked with blood and some other meatylooking things yhat MOVED PULSED HUNGERED etc. tore my eyes away. helped the next few people out.
- the ladder itself ecame slippery and warped - the people screamed as they fell. one guy landed wrong, crunch . didn't think about him. hanafusa was missing an arm & had a somewhat shocked expression on his face - people were now bounxing on like a softer patch of ground to gain enough momentum to come to the top. the ground was now mostly red. I grabbed him and he weighed qlmost nothing and folded up in my hands and I was like if you die here your frirnd thr super sexy nurse will never forgive me .& he was like hm. as random people took him away on a stretcher.
- last guy out didn't come close enough and fell back into the now rising sea of blood & chunks. his leg was left, severed, but moving around in an un-leg-like way regardless. we tried to slam the hatch on it but it wasn't strong enough - kept kicking the bottom and dry rubble mixed with acid-like blood kept leaking out.
- the other random people came back and told me to open it next time itsoule habe launched so they could trap it with the other meat samples they'd been collecting. did so. leg flew up & trailer crap everywhere & some kine of slick & veiny mass shot out and grabbed my ankle. it was so slippery I could slide right out of the grip with only my shoe and sock as a casualty but the acid was starting to burn and blister my skin. ignored yhat and slammed the hatch shut again, but no more kicking underneath the lid. the other sciene space people wrestled with the leg trying to wrap it up and shove it in the same case as everything else & I tried to find one of thr spare knocked over bottles to rinse my foot before thr acid got any further under my skin. the hatch started rattling again & i looked at the blood & i saw.
- i got too scaared & jumped myself floating out in space a million miles away. and i saw the planet it was on & i saw the giant eye of the thing that the room was part of. and it was looking around. it saw the facility. it was looking to our space ship in orbit above the planet the facility was built into. it would see the connection we still had back to earth. it would go there instead. so i went home to earth & stacked up huge sheets of oil shale against the sun & spun our system further & further out until earth was quietly encased in with the sun, the same distance away. & all the other planets were gone. and it looked past. it wouldn't find us. and i opened my eyes & my foot hurt.
- some time passed after that. people in the infirmary were generally doing better. they had us shift guards on the hatch to make sure nothing crawled out & while there were chaotic moments, it was fine. more rubble and meaty ooze would be coughed out every now & again.
- after some preliminary research the whole story was told to me - after the hatch closed they met a strange little shamblinf man hastily crafted from clay and blood. he had a torso and then two spindly legs & his face was 3 holes, but he also has a beanie and a jacket. he was about knee height and could only gurgle. after pleasantly interacting with him for a bit, he sank into the ground but came back better formed but smaller. lots of glowing and small clay and abd blood animals came out of the walls and they were extremely friendly! it seemed like they were making good progress in the mysterious space.
- then this one dickhead kicked the little clay man who was standing back and watching it all unfold & there was like a horrible shriek & everything became evil and white and blinding. that guy died first. many followed on their way out. it seemed like the place would create things from your mind if it had enough material - that explained why the driller had like 40 tons of dirt with which to craft the city. but he saw something else first & felt it was safer to reduce to particles and the llace granted that.
- anyway as that was being told to me, a tiny arm reached out from the most recently coughed up patch of meat and dirt and such & we were all immediately on guard. it was xia ji very small but his body just kept going and going and going - a real worm they'd made of him. and he was wearing red sneakers on every pair of legs. he was 7-8 inches long & didn't quite look right - in n kengan Omega the author got worse at side profiles and did a lot of especially bad ones of xia during kvp & koga beating him down. so his face seemed stuck like that. he did not behave like he had any intelligence qbd writhed like a centipede. I didn't trust anything from that space after witenessing the horrific sights from before so after we caught it in a jar I suggested we fill it with formaldehyde to kill and preserve. then I woke up
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also at some point in this dream my tooth chipped - a big chunk fell out of the one i chipped in the motorcycle accident & i was like OWWW DAD PAY ATTENTION TO ME
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mickmundy · 1 year
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the writing post you reblogged reminded me of the time i raved to my friend about sniper and medic touching boots for half the bus ride (20 minutes of essentially "but dude bro no wait though dude"). not gonna ramble but i (clenches fist) i love when writers note specifically those sorts of moments, like the mundane small details that just happen in life that mean fuck all but now mean too much. so wasserballon was like. one of the prime examples of that. shit was on my mind for the rest of the week gaah. idk the first three parts of thou giveth fever might have replaced my hypothalamus - oldk
SCREAMS AND CRIES AND SOBS ;__; REALLY ARE YOU SERIOUS HOLY SHIT ;;;; that makes me SO unbelieveably happy, you have no idea!! ;;; i’m so glad to hear you like that kind of stuff, for me that’s where there’s Infinite Potential for romance… <3 there’s romance anywhere you care to make it, in the mundane, in the known, in the routine… <3 sighs fondly… AND A:SDFALDFMAL:SDFMA PELASEEEE I LITERALLY ALUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT LAST PART S:DFLSDL:FSK:LSDK:F ILYYY YOU ARE TOO KIND!!!! ;___;
it makes me SO happy that you enjoy my series like that though, a huge part of it is highlighting that love can really happen anywhere, between anyone…. and that sometimes the circumstances that bring us together In Love are small and unnoticable, and you don’t really appreciate it until you feel the zing… but the zing has been there for so much longer than you ever thought… <3 HEHEHE!!! ILYYYYY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING ME THIS MESSAGE BC I REALLY GENUINELY LOVE HEARING FEEDBACK and being able to blab about my fic heh SO WUAAA THANK YOUUUU ;;; <333333
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Realized I fasted for like 20 hours today, from nine or ten pm last night to 8pm today. I didn't eat after dinner yesterday and I left on my bike to my appt before eating although I brought a homemade muffin with. Rode my bike from home to Walgreens to catch the bus to MV then rode to Goodwill. I got 2 bras for A, a sports bra for me, a waist trainer corset thing and a 3 hole punch all for 12$ bc there was a 1.99 tag sale on. Rode from Goodwill to the library but missed the bus by 2 minutes so I decided to ride back to SW. Got a $20 3.5G from the pot shop, Triple Chocolate indica hybrid. Spent like 45 mins in the library I got this book called Love & Other Carnivorous Plants. The main character is dealing w college, EDNOS and feelings for a woman she met in treatment. It's been hard to put down, she's so real. I was gonna go smoke at the cemetery but my dad was in town and came to take me the rest of the way home. Dinner was half the muffin, a small spoon of mashed potatoes, peas, and gravy, with the small end ⅓ of a rotisserie chicken breast. ⅓ of a cucumber sliced thin w a few drops vinaigrette. Piece of toast w butter and some rainbow sherbet for dessert. Did so much biking but idk how accurate it counted the cals i noticed on my watch I was 8 mins in but yet at 0 cals? Make it make sense.... I can see some more definition around my collar bones. When the weight starts to move, that's where it comes off first. Sooo sleepy. Did well today.
8-29-22 11:30pm
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mysterious-czapla · 2 years
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maidboyfriend!THOMA + s/o  story
 Hello again, humans, aliens and ogres
this is my another story, this time i’ll write with maid thoma
its 5:20AM. send help
category: fluff (IDK???)
characters: thoma, s/o
author’s note: maybe I will delete this, i’m not so sure about this text
TAKING REQUESTS!
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-Hey, Poppet! Wake up!-
I opened my eyes lazily, and saw our housemaid, Thoma, already cleaning my room. How was he not tired? It was 6 a.m, and he goes to sleep really late... Is he a robot or something? I got up from bed, and Thoma gave me small kiss.
-I told you, Thoma... Don't call me poppet! Not here..."
I forgot to tell you...Thoma was also my secret boyfriend. We were together for few months, and my parents still don't know about this. They can't know about our relationship, what would happen if Thoma would lose this job? This would be a tragedy! Thoma just smiled and whispered.
-Don't worry. They won't know anything, trust me. -
I couldn't say anything. I just blushed, like a stupid teenager. When Thoma saw my reaction, he just laughed and went back to cleaning. I took some clothes from my wardrobe, and changed to my school uniform. I went to the kitchen, only to see my parents sitting on the couch, drinking coffee. I said "Hi!" to them, and got some breakfast. Guess who made it... The answer is Thoma. The only minus is, he makes WAY too much food for us, and we end up throwing leftover food to the trash can. Anyway, when I got something to eat, I left to catch the School bus.
During my ride, I saw a new cafe in my city. It looked great, so I immiedately got an idea. Why won't I go there with Thoma after my lessons? We could spend some time together, without my parents knowledge.
When I got home from school, I threw my backpack and I lay down on bed. Few minutes later, Thoma came to my room in a hurry. He was really tired...What happened?
-I-I'M SORRY Y/N!-
-What happened, Thoma? What's going on?-
-I-I...-
-Yes?-
-...I forgot to make dinner. I'm so sorry!-
Seeing his troubled face, I couldn't hold it anymore. I bursted out laughing. After few seconds of laughter, Thoma looked at me, and I said to him.
-Thoma...It's okay! I was afraid that you destroyed something, or something else...-
Thoma... sometimes, he would just kill me with his behavior. He takes his job too seriously. I know he's happy to be here, but sometimes, even the best makes mistakes. My parents would say the same. Luckily, they left few hours ago for a meeting.
-Get yourself some rest, okay? Even though you're our maid, you're also my boyfriend, right? -
-Yes, you're right... Thank you, y/n. I'll go take a bath.-
When Thoma left, I cooked some eggs and bacon for both of us. I tried to make smiley face on the plate, but I failed...I'm as good as Thoma at cooking.
After 20 minutes my boyfriend came back, and sat with me to eat. When he saw my "smiley faces" on the plate, he smiled and said to me.
-This is the most beautiful smile I have ever seen, darling.-
We both laughed, and ate everything on the plate. Thoma took the dishes and came back to me.
-Hey, Thoma...do you want to grab a coffee with me? There is a new cafe nearby.-
-Oh, sure! Why not? -
After 15 minuted of walking, we sat down at the table 5. A waiter came to us and asked for our order. With every second, I was only getting more angry. Why? I could easily see how she was looking at Thoma. If I could, I would scream to her face "He's my boyfriend, not yours!". Finally, she left, but my bad thoughts didn't stop. I could easily hear the whispers about Thoma from other girls, I could easily see their looks at him... I was getting even more jealous.
When I thought that our order came, two girls came to our table and started talking to Thoma. I was about to burst our with anger, but when I tried to tell them to leave, they would just ignore me. "Oh, you're so strong...", "You're so handsome...". I could see that Thoma was uncomfortable, but then I heard something that broke me inside. One of the girls said to Thoma.
"Why would you stay here with her? She's ugly... And we could have so much fun later."
I immediately left this cafe with tears in my eyes, and I started to walk in the direction of my house. It started to rain... Could this day be even worse? Some random girls flirted with my boyfriend, they called me ugly...and now It's raining.
When I was walking to my house, in tears, I heard a voice behind me.
"y/n! Wait for me!-"
I turned around to see Thoma... Also wet from the rain. When he finally came to me, he hugged me tightly and said.
-Im so sorry, y/n... You're not ugly, you're beautiful.."
-...-
-Y/n, listen... It's my fault. I should have told them that they should leave. "
-Thoma...Do you love me? Am I really ugly?-
Thoma kissed me on the forehead and said.
-You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I love you.-
After these words, I couldn't hold it anymore. We kissed passionately for 10 seconds, and after this great kiss, Thoma said.
-Now, let's go back home. As your maid, I have to dry your clothes...-
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if you’re reading this: love you! have a nice day/night
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