#im stoned

[muttyum]

#FUCK #ill get it right this time #im STONED

[sleepyysweetheart]

I need to start working out again...Do you agree?

#my face #need to work out #chubby belly #chubby girl #im chubby #feeling fat #black girls #thick girls #thick thighs #late night #im high #im stoned #stoner girls

[bananastarion]

A most cursed thought: Astarion with an American accent

But which one?

#astarion #dumb shit #im stoned

[indica-illusions]

my brain is only understood by one, and that's me♡

#well entirely anyways #im stoned #personal

[thisbicc]

This is my first real post so please be nice. I also ate a 🍬🍃.

So I thought about how much I can relate to the types of guys a few of the jjk men are in relationships and how I would feel about it in real life relationships.

Toji:

The guy I typically date because they pray on having control over me and my insecurities. He usually gets bored after a few months and breaks it off.

Nanami:

The guy I'd try dating after I finally break out of the 'Toji' guy curse. Probably only dating because he's the exact opposite. Doesn't last long, I'd feel like he's suffocating me.

Suguru:

The sweet bad boy that would wear me down with flowers and compliments, most likely met at my work. Gave him a chance and fell hard. Loved him in a young love way that you can happily reminisce about. He broke it off it because committment scared him. It really wounded you for a long time but now you can remember it simply as a happy time in your life.

Gojo:

Oddly enough the type of guy that is my perfect match. Knows when to be serious and when to be silly. Someone who can make me laugh effortlessly and do the silly girly things I want to do, he takes it very seriously. Is my best friend and I his. We are each other's ride or die.

Fuck I don't know where this ramble came from....blame the edibles and my rewatching of 1883. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🍃🍃🍃

#jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk gojo #jjk headcanons #jjk geto #jjk #im stoned

[pagodazz]

"mark Hoffman is sick and evil"

???

him??

HIM????

here... maybe.

#sorry #im stoned #mark hoffman #saw #saw 5 #saw 6 #saw v #saw vi #costas mandylor

[kiwidotcom]

Squamish BC

#is it just me or is this video #dirty for some reason #im stoned #waterfall #pnw #pacific northwest #slomo #nature #forest #hike #Squamish #Vancouver #British Columbia #mountain

[vdeetz]

Yo yo YO

I just found the Tamagotchi codes that i wrote down in like 2004 from gamefaq on my mum's work computer inside a church because my mum was the prayer request database accountant or something.

Anyway if anyone needed these codes i'm sure they still work

#im stoned #and kinda sad #but i thought id share some history #my good memories are minimal #but this was one of those few #never had a computer with internet before #so getting secret cheat codes on a website #to get all the goods in the tamagotchi.... it was wonderful

[tozierbeeps]

Me, high off my ass: Jesus was a carpenter

Me, high off my ass: The Stand has religious properties

Me, high off my ass: Nick did odd jobs that may have included some form of building/carpentry?

Me, high off my ass: Did Nick die because King made him a metaphor for Jesus?

#dude i dont even know #i have the flu #im stoned #nick andros #the stand #am i supposed to tag jesus? #im not tagging jesus

[probablybigfoot]

Trolls Movie Timeline Breakdown

Ok, so I've been seeing a lot of people try to piece together the history of the Trolls franchise based across the three theatrically released movie. I know there's a T.V series, but I dont care about that. I only care about setting the record straight because I've seen all three movies at least 10 times each and I keep seeing people get shit wrong. I understand I have a problem. So here's how it is.

The Bergen held the trolls captive long enough that "Trollstice" became a central part of the culture to the point of the head chef being considered a position of significant political standing. Chef literally has a direct line to the royal family as well as underlings which means that enough time had to pass for there to require not only a higher authority second to the king, but an organized group of people who held some form of authority over the other Bergens to maintain order. Trollstice was also around long enought the the Bergen's literally forgot how to maintain their mental health without the trolls. Poppy's narration at the beginning said the Bergens didn't know how to hug, sing, or dance, but Bridgett was capable of all those things before she ever met Poppy and the Snack Pack which means the only thing really stopping the Bergens from being happy was their belief that they simply couldn't be happy. That's going to take a hot minute to accomplish. It could be speculated that the Pop Troll's initial enslavement could have even happened shortly after the troll leaders originally disbanded with the strings. Unsure of how to survive with a significantly smaller colony and recovery from the disaster, the Pop Trolls would have been incredibly vulnerable to outside threats. This would also explain why none of the current Pop Trolls alive didn't know about the other tribes. The royal family, recognizing that the Pop Trolls' capture was caused by their mistakes of destroying the harmony with the other tribes, decided to let their memory fade, passing the secret of their existence down the familial line along with the Pop string. King Peppy didn't plan on telling Poppy because, after 20 years of living in the forest and never seeing the other tribes, he probably thought they weren't around anymore and that their memory should die with him.

I believe this is the first chapter of the Pop Trolls' history.

The next major event was the escape from the troll tree and the loss of the elder troll princess.

Despite being enslaved by the Bergens, the trolls all maintained their color. We see in the first movie that Trolls lose their color when they lose hope, so the Trolls must have had something keeping them going. It is also worth mentioning that King Peppy is the only visibly elderly Troll shown. I believe that the oldest Trolls of the tribe would willingly sacrifice themselves to the Bergen to give their children a little longer to live and Brozone was formed because the presence of young trolls living without the fear of being eaten and having a greater chance of escaping through the tunnel that the tribe had been secretly building for years, gave the older generations peace.

This would explain why Branch and his brothers were never shown to have parent(s) they were part of a sacrifice. This is complicated by Branch's grandmother being alive, but it's possible that she either held a ranking that excluded her from sacrifice, or his parent(s) died in an accident leaving only his grandmother to raise him and his brothers. When Brozone broke up, they all talked about going different places. It is likely that they were going to go underground to different mining colonies that had been established as the trolls had blindly dug under Bergen Town before intercepting a natural tunnel network outside the borders (This is the Neverglade Trail. Trolls that hiked it were essentially survey scouts figuring out which tunnels were best for the whole tribe's escape route and which were dangerous.). This is also why Branch and Floyd dreamed about building an underground hideout. They probably grew up watching the secret tunneling operation and idolized the trolls who were digging their way to freedom.

This happened a few years before the beginning of the first Trolls movie. A few months after losing his brothers, Branch formed Kismet with his childhood friends because he wanted to keep performing and bringing people joy. Unfortunately, they formed around the same time Chef became head of the Trollstice committee and they never got a chance to perform. When Chef went to collect the sacrificed trolls, she saw Branch rehearsing for a show, and she saw an opportunity to assert her dominance over the Trolls and show that she will no longer abide by the agreement by taking once of their beloved children. As we all know, Branches grandmother (who had been exempt from the earlier sacrifice) got in the way and Chef, angry that a troll defied her, chose to take Grandma away and come back for Poppy later to punish the tribe. This shock caused the Pop Trolls to rush their tunneling process, leading to unsafe conditions and Kismet never finishing the song they'd been working on.

This is when Viva and the other Putt-Putt Trolls got separated and were presumed to have died. Viva had gone to some of the outlying colonies to lead them to the main tunnel, but the Bergens intercepted. Clay was in one of those colonies, which is why he was there to help establish the Putt-Putt village and also why he never knew about Grandma's death. Viva never said anything to him because she doesn't like talking about bad things and/or assumed he already knew.

This would have been extremely distressing to King Peppy because his desperation to save one daughter lead to the loss of the other. It's possible that King Peppy lost or came close to losing his color and that is why nobody ever told Poppy about Viva or talked about the lost trolls, they feared one or both of the only living members of the royal family would lose their will to lead and leave them vulnerable. The story of how they were captured was likely passed (albeit heavily altered) down from generation to generation so the extant trolls knew the danger of losing key members of their tribe.

Following their escape and the establishment of their new village, Kismet disbanded due to Branch losing his color and pushing his friends away. The other members of Kismet are not seen in the previous movies because, after Branch gets his color back, they felt guilty for abandoning him to his depression (they were like, 5 when all this happened, so you can't really blame them) and didn't think he'd want them around. The came back at the end of Band Together because Branch had finally reached out to them (Branch thought they were angry at him for causing their band to break up, so he'd avoided contact.)

Poppy remembers none of this because she is several years younger than Branch. She knew and loved Brozone songs because the older trolls continued to play their music for several years before Branch became to much of an outcast and it just got too weird).

John Dory had already established a homestead (and tamed a wild Rhonda) so he was never present in Pop Village. Floyd and Bruce were part of the initial escape, and knew about their Grandmother's death, but they were still too upset about their group breaking up to want to stay in the same village and chose to strike out on their own before ending up in Mount Rageous and Vacay Island respectively. Neither checked on Branch because they didn't know the details of what happened having been in the mining colonies and thought other trolls in the village were taking care of him.

Floyd ended up in Mount Rageous where he worked as a private music and choreography coach. Velvet eventually heard about him and concocted the plan to steal his talent by arranging to take classes with him and then kidnapping him.

The Trolls say all of this happened 20 years ago because it happened over the course of 1 year.

I have no in universe reason as to why Viva speaks Spanish. Maybe King Peppy had an affaire with a Spanish Reggae troll in his wild and youth.

Thank you for your time.

#trolls #trolls world tour #troll band together #my writing #im stoned #I don't know why i care about this #I should go to therapy more

[sleepyysweetheart]

I'm horny 😈🥵💦😶‍🌫️

Send me messages I can't have fun to 😘

#ask #ask me anything #send asks #lets play #turn me on #entertain me #thick girls #black girls #my face #fun and games #srxy games #im high #im stoned

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Demon Time😋

#me. #me #beauty #fav #personal #selfies #my face #melanin #filter #im stoned #bwahahaha #hi all #i love u #black women #ethereal

[steddiesupportgroup]

Maybe nsfw but now that I’ve been thinking about it I can really see Steve loving being a sub, in general but also with Eddie. Like this man has been protecting a swarm of people he cares about for years now, and is always the strong one, the stoic one who feels he has to take charge. He’d definitely want moments when someone else does it for him, makes decisions and encourages his mind to go blank and just feel for a while. To let someone he trusts touch him and tell him what to do. And we already know that Eddie is a dom (those handcuffs and the hankie huh) and he’d love to give Steve that release, just make him feel safe and loved

#im stoned #I love you steddie truthers #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie headcanons

[macrocosmus]

#thanatophobia #im stoned #lol #symphogear #enjoy plebiants

[chaosdisorganized]

So me and my friend when I saw her the other day were talking about some of the crazy shit that happened in my life. Like my half sister that no one in my family knew about for 26 years, and about some of the crazy stuff that happened while I was homeless. My friends boyfriends mom was there and she said I should write a memoir. And I'm just thinking "lol I don't even remember most of my life to be able to do that" but I use to dream of like being a writer and writing my own book and I think I might one day honestly. If I'm ever able to remember enough for all of that anyways.

#not a vent #im stoned #sorry lol