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ggmarchwi · 5 months

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jaemin: hey

jaemin: do you know what bees make?

jeno: honey?

jaemin: yes dear?

haechan: hey

haechan: do you know what bees make?

renjun: some stupid annoying sound

renjun: what the fuck do you want?

#saw this on insta and it reminded me of them #jaemin #jeno #renjun #haechan #nomin #renhyuck #nct dream #incorrect nct dream #incorrect nct #nct

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cumyongie · 1 year

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Renjun: I'm going to play a new drinking game. Every time I feel depressed, I take a sip.

Chenle: That game exists. It's called "alcoholism".

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taes-children · 1 year

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Chenle: Kun-Ge you look stressed as f*ck.

Kun: Thanks. It's the stress.

#incorrect kpop quotes #nct incorrect texts #nct incorrect quotes #nct #wayv #incorrect nct dream #incorrect wayv #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect wayv texts

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taeyahhhh-03 · 2 years

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*Renjun walking over to see Jaemin crying*

Renjun : Why's he crying?

Mark : He took one of those nct soulmate quizzes

Renjun : Who'd he get?

Jisung : Not Jeno whom he wanted.......b-

*Jaemin sniffles*

Jeno *from his side* : LMAO YOU GOT HAECHAN???

Haechan : *from the other room* What's wrong with it being me??????

#nct dream #huang renjun #mark lee #incorrect nct quotes #nct #jaemin na #jeno lee #park jisung #haechan #donghyuck lee #nomin #nct memes #incorrect nct dream #come on #I know jaemin will be devastated if its haechan

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neo-crackhead-tech · 1 year

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Haechan: We’ll take turns staying up. First Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: I don’t like that, let’s go alphabetically

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: No wait let’s go by rank

Haechan: Ok, first Jeno, then Jisung, then Mark

Mark: Wait Jisung out ranks me???

#haechan #mark lee #jeno #park jisung #nct #nct 2023 #nctzen #nct dream #incorrect nct #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect nct texts #incorrect nct dream #incorrect nct dream quotes #incorrect nct dream texts #source: futurama

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kazuha-pista-badam · 2 years

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renjun: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make.

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00127am · 1 month

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YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood

🧾 © 00127am 2O24

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bunnypig18 · 3 months

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NCT Text Posts (8) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

#nct #nct dream #nct 127 #wayv #jaemin #johnny #hendery #taeyong #mark lee #incorrect quotes #meme #text posts

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meowmk · 1 month

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nct crack tweets (pt1/?)

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what-if-nct · 5 months

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NCT eating out skills.

*I apologize in advance*

Taeil: Knows exactly what to do. Gets down to business. Will leave you more than satisfied.

Johnny: Pulls the most toe curling tongue tricks. And you can feel him smile against you every time he makes you whimper and whine.

Taeyong: Loves doing it but gets overly excited and needs a bit of direction cause he gives unnecessary attention to the lips.

Yuta: I'm not saying pussy eating champion, but he has his medals and trophies. That is his title. He is undefeated and will tongue fuck you while his fingers attend to other business.

Kun: He does exactly what needs to be done and does it well, but is a master with his fingers cause he wants to always look at you.

Doyoung: He's very unsure about his skills and technique but he shouldn't be. His technique alone is fireworks, shooting stars worthy

Ten: Not the best but not the worst, gets the job done.

Jaehyun: He licks too hard in the wrong area, needs guidance. Can be staring at it and still doesn't know where the clit is. His fingers might be the best bet.

Winwin: Will have your eyes fluttering and you'll forget your name, starts with kissing it but his tongue and fingers start working double time and will suck your clit and your fingers will lock into his hair. If Yuta has Gold in this category. Winwin easily has silver.

Jungwoo: Loves doing it so much, gets so happy but is really just licking the outer lips, his tongue might slip in but not on purpose but when he finds out he can he really goes in for it. Still overtly enthusiastic though.

Mark: He tried, he just tries his best he'll get there one day. He can find the clit but bless his heart he doesn't really know what to do.

Xiaojun: Mainly uses his fingers, will give a few licks here and there because he feels called to but he's not confident in his skills but his fingers are gold.

Hendery: Honestly he gets a little wild in there and ends up biting something it could feel good or not depending on what he's doing.

Renjun: A lot of kissing, he's very gentle and takes notes on what you seem to enjoy. Takes his time and does his best to please you.

Jeno: Gonna be honest a couple of hard licks and he says "my turn" and pulls his pants off.

Haechan: Kinda rough but in a good way, talks really dirty against it but it's muffled. Also might bite but in a good way. Will spank it if you pulled his hair when he told you to be good.

Jaemin: Also gives so many kisses down there, speaks softly, tells you how good you taste, loves trying out new things, gentle, teasing, it's an experience and a dream.

Yangyang: He doesn't know what the hell he's doing, you feel nothing and everything all at once. He enjoys doing it, maybe a little too much but Guidance isn't enough, send him to a class taught by Yuta and Jaemin.

Chenle: He doesn't have any kind of sex.

Jisung: Bless his heart he's trying his best, just guide and reassure him he's doing his best and he'll get there. But he's still better than Yangyang and Jaehyun.