#incorrect rings of power quotes

[thranduilswifesblog]

Legolas : lord Elrond, can I and the rest of Mirkwood's peopls stay at imladris for couple days?

Elrond : why?

Feren : King Thranduil played with ouija board and cursed our kingdom

Legolas : My adar doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at random places and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOTEL TO YOU?????!!"

Elrond : .....

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[bloglizziekamiya]

Sauron: It's a white flag and you'd better start waving it now.

Galadriel: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Sauron:...

Orcs:....

Sauron: Good Lord.

#saurondriel #halbrand x galadriel #rings of power #he's so turned on #incorrect rings of power quotes #source: parks and rec

[steve-needs-a-hug]

How I fully expect season 2 of RoP to begin

Adar: *chilling with his children in their new home, sipping a piña colada*

Isildur, bedraggled: excuse me can you point me in the direction of the sea? I think my dad and best friend and queen left without me

Adar: *points* it's that way

A few moments later...

Berek: hello have you seen a rather pathetic and lost looking man wandering about

Adar: yeah he went *points* that way *resumes sipping his piña colada*

#he just chillin #relaxin #only later will isildur look back and wonder 'who the hell was that guy' #incorrect rings of power quotes #rop incorrect quotes #this is how my brain works #rings of power #adar #isildur #berek #berek of numenor #trop memes #if someone draws this i will die of sheer amusement

[imperialmadam]

Waldreg and Halbrand’s first meeting:

Waldreg:  A beautiful servant.  He who was lost, but shall return.  Have you heard of him, lad?  Have you heard of Sauron?

Halbrand: Do you really think I’m beautiful?

#rings of power #halbrand #sauron #waldreg #incorrect rings of power quotes

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

#lord of the rings #the rings of power #rings of power #incorrect rings of power quotes #mulan #meme

[virtualllamapatroloperator]

Materlist of Masterlists

LOTR

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[queenmeriadoc]

Celebrimbor and Gil-Galad seeing the "divorced husbands" tags for the frist time,

Gil-Galad: I don`t remember divorcing you. Celebrimbor: Please, you are not getting rid of me that easily.

#celebrimbor x gil galad x merry #merryverse #incorrect rings of power quotes #trop crack #trop silliness #the rings of power crack #rings of power crack #kingsmith

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

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[pinkbeastie]

elrond and durin: we’ll defeat sauron with the power of love and friendship! galadriel: and this gun i found

#this is them though #the lord of the rings #rop #galadriel #halbrand #tolkien #the rings of power #lotr #rings of power #rings of power incorrect quotes #lotr incorrect quotes #trop #lotr trop

[braxix]

Elrond: I can't legally say I resurrected him, but his body is moving and his soul is controlling it so I don't see a problem.

Annatar: No one else sees a problem with this?

The elves: No. *Awkward shrug*

#Give Elrond necromancy powers #It won't make everything better #but it will make everything much more chaotic #It's so entertaining #Necromancer versus suspiciously late healer #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #annatar #lotr annatar #sauron #lotr sauron

[elena-gilbert]

Daily Life of Haladriel

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Legolas : *heart broken because of Tauriel*

Thranduil : next time you feel butterflies in your stomach, chug a bottle of tequila and drown those motherfuckes. It's not worth your peace

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[warnadudenexttime]

Roman, swinging around a key ring: Nothing like waving around a set of keys to make you feel large and in-charge!

Logan: Those are the keys to your diary.

Patton: He’s large and in charge of his own emotions!

Logan: Oh, is that what you call being pathetic-

#think if we gave Roman a ring of keys and a clipboard he’d accidentally go crazy with power HDAJKHSJ #thomas sanders #sanders sides #incorrect quotes #patton sanders #roman sanders #logan sanders

[vildo]

Sauron was nicer to Celebrimbor than Amazon

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[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Guys, hear me out, hear me out:

What if ELWE. Was the one. That gave birth. To Luthien?

The Ainur can’t give birth to elves/mortal/etc, they can only sire children. Something to do with an ainur having to keep 1 solid constant shape for months on end to carry a child to term, which they can’t really do as it’s against their nature, and that usually when they have to appear “elf-like” it’s more a disguise and not them actually altering their body to be more mortal(?) ig?

As a result Elwe was the one to get knocked up, and after Luthien he said “no more”.

And Luthien, as a result, calls Elwe mama, and Melian papa, but because most elves don’t know that Elwe was the mother, they always confused the two.

Luthien: Naneth(Elwe) is so kind and patient with me.

Elf: ah, Melian must be a gentle maia.

Luthien: Ada can be pretty cold at times.

Elf: Elwe should be kinder to his daughter.

It has created the biggest misunderstanding of all time, and only Elmo, Oropher, and a hand full of other elves knows that Elwe is the mother Luthien is always talking about.

#lord of the rings #lotr #silmarillion #lotr elves #elwe #elu thingol #luthien #melian #subtly pushing my ‘melian had ghe power in the relationship/was abusive’ agenda #this works without that agend too though #silm incorrect quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes #mpreg elwe

[incorrectringsofpower]

Galadriel: "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; "You'll never stop finding the body." Halbrand: Or just say, "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them." Galadriel: Now that's a threat! Gil-galad, covering Elrond's ears: [horrified silence]

#trop #trop crack #the rings of power #galadriel #halbrand #gil galad #elrond #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: tumblr #source: misinterpretedmythology