#incorrect sabriel

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: so, how's married life?

Sam: oh you know, pretty standard

the wedding night:

Gabriel, absolutely wasted, gleefully ripping up bits of their marriage certificate, laughing maniacally: HA!

GOOD LUCK RETURNING ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT, FUCKER!

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[charliesshitposts]

Cas: dean what are we doing for Valentine’s Day? So I can clear my schedule accordingly.

Dean: *chuckles* babe im going to romance the crap out of you. Starting off with a lovely heart shaped pancake dinner and omelette, a day dedicated to each other. Maybe go to the beach of the pier..top it off with dinner and dessert at a fancy 5 star restaurant. Then we get home, get comfy, crack open a bottle of wine..and end the night by making love in front of the fireplace.

Cas: awwwwww 🥺🥺🥺

[meanwhile]

Sam: Gabe babe what are we doing for Valentine’s Day?

Gabe: Do you want me to be honest on what I had in mind?

Sam: *narrows eyes* yes.

Gabe: I was going to steal flowers from the cemetery and buy you a happy meal.

Sam: Wha—where’s the romance??

Gabe: …

Gabe: You can come with me and we Can do shmexy time in the parking lot-

Sam: NO

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[lukas-dusk]

Castiel : If I fall…

Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.

Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?

Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Crowley : *watches these four interactions*

Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?

Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[yoursleepyass]

Demon: Sir,we've got a Winchester.

Crowley: Which one?

Demon: the tall one.

Crowley: which one they're both tall!

Demon: oh,uh...the gay one..I guess?

Crowley: WHICH ONE THEY'RE BOTH GAY

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[jonasdirection101]

Sam: “I just want to hear those three little words.”

Gabriel: “I love you.”

Sam: “You are so cute, but try again.”

Gabriel: “I will behave.”

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[incorrect-sabriel-quotes]

Sam, handing a cup to Gabriel: Here's your coffee, just the way you like it. Black, with a splash of cream and twenty four sugars.

Gabriel: *Takes a sip*

Gabriel: *Spits it out in disgust*

Gabriel: One of these is a splenda!!

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[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Dean: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Jack: ...I did. I broke it.

Dean: No. No you didn't. Cas?

Cas: Don't look at me. Look at Sam.

Sam: What?! I didn't break it.

Cas: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Sam: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Cas: Suspicious.

Sam: No, it's not!

Crowley: If it matters, probably not, but Mother was the last one to use it.

Rowena: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Crowley: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Rowena: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fergus!

Jack: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dean.

Dean: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Sam: Dean... Gabriel’s been awfully quiet.

Gabriel: rEALLY?!

Sam: YES REALLY

Gabriel: OH MY DAD

*Everyone starts arguing*

Dean, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Dean: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Dean:

Dean: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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[lab-trash]

Adam: Hey, Michael? Michael: Yes, Adam? Adam: What's your last name? Michael: I don't have a last name. Adam: Oh. Adam: Do you want to have mine?

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[alwaysanovice]

Sam: I think you cause more problems than you fix. Gabriel: Oooh, we all love a good bad boy though, don't we?

Sam: Yeah, just not a fucking terrorist, Gabe.

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[incorrectspnquotess]

*the squad is over at dean's house*

gabe: ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

dean: ... n-no...

dean, laughing: how many ovens do you think i have???

cas, motioning to their kitchen: three!?

sam: i see a-

dean, motioning to one device: this is a microwave.

cas: oh, well i-

dean: hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

dean, amazed: its got a bake setting!

gabe: ohoho, you learn something new every day!

jack: do we- do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

dean: now I've just discovered i have more ovens than i thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

dean: i am someone who owns four ovens...

dean, louder and way too happy: i am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

dean: i didn't know i was so rich with ovens...

crowley, pointing to another appliance: also the toaster oven!

dean:

gabe: ohhh, toasty boy! Four- five ovens!

dean:

dean, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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[kaftanbezpieczenstwa]

dean: happy birthday. here's gabriel's gift for you.

sam: it's a big box... he's inside, isn't he?

dean, sighing: yeah.

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[spn-lesbian]

Cas: what are you getting Sam for his birthday?

Gabriel: I don't know, it's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet

Dean: I'm getting Sam a divorce lawyer

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[charlie-rose09]

Gabe: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Sam: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Gabe, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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[lukas-dusk]

Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Sam : Um...Neat.

*later*

Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?

Sam : Didn't you thank him?

Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.

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[yoursleepyass]

Dean : I took your little brother's virginity

Gabriel : Right back at ya pretty boi

Dean : *offended gasp*

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[jonasdirection101]

Loki: “I’m the real Gabe!”

Gabriel: “No, I’m the real Gabe!”

Dean: “Who do we shoot?”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Dean: *nods*

Sam: “How do you spell bananas?”

Loki: “B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

Sam, shooting Loki: “Wrong answer.”

Dean, looking at Sam in disbelief: “Woah! THAT IS HOW YOU SPELL BANANAS!”

Sam: “Yeah, but Gabe sings the song.”

Gabriel, singing: “It’s bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

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