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vixfern · 3 months

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Bruce: So what's for dinner?

Clark: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Is it soup?

Clark: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Bruce: Please, Clark, enough with the soup puns.

Clark: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Bruce: STOP!

*one hour later*

Bruce: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

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headcanonthings · 4 months

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Clark: *Laying face down on the floor* Lois: So Bruce said he liked you? Clark, muffled: Yeah Diana: ...and you asked him to marry you? Clark: Yeah Lois: Oh shit. How did he react? Clark: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more *Meanwhile* Bruce, kicking in the door to the Manor: Kids, Alfred! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

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ryemiffie · 23 days

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Stuff from my day as justice league incorrect quotes this time!

Superman: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'd kill even me.

Batman: Oh don't act like you're above my cooking, I saw you munching on batteries earlier like they were chips.

Superman: I like their zappy taste.

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girly-blogging · 2 years

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clark: you need to lie very still; you’ve lost a lot of blood.

bruce, getting dizzy from the blood loss: i didn' lose it. i know exactly where it is. *points to puddle of blood*

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lithiumseven · 1 year

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Clark: This will give you the time to examine and process what you’re going through emotionally

Bruce: I don’t like it

Clark: Really? I love feeling feelings

Bruce: …

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thealmostgoodartist · 2 years

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Bruce: I really don’t see what the big deal is—

Clark: I feel betrayed. Do I even know you anymore?

Bruce: it’s just a fork, Clark.

Clark: It’s just a burger, Bruce.

Or Clark’s reaction to the best scene in Batman canon,

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wonderbutch · 2 years

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kara: hey dad

bruce: i’m not your dad

clark, revealing adoption papers from behind his back: actually…

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someoneimsure · 2 years

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Batman: I’m Batman.

Superman: And I’m Superman!

Receptionist: I’ll let Lex know you’re here, Mr and Mrs Man.

Batman:

Superman:

Batman: This is a very important question: Which of us do you think is the missus?

Superman: Why do you always have to ask them that, babygirl?

(inspiration)

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incorrect-urfav-fandoms · 1 year

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Batman:

Damian: Uh..Father what are you doing??

Batman: Checking if Superman is spying on us

Damian: How?

Batman: *currently stopping his heartbeat*

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gaysofzaun · 2 years

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bruce: hey how much money do you have?

clark: uh.. 69 cents

bruce: ha you know what that means

clark, on the verge of tears: i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

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pintobordeaux · 2 years

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Superman (ranting): Eat the rich!

Batman (interrupting): -out

Superman: …

Superman: Is that a suggestion?

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vixfern · 3 months

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Clark: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Bruce: Clark, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck.

Clark: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Bruce: Well, I mean yeah.

Clark: So come downstairs while they're still hot.

Bruce: Wait, you just made them?

Clark : Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Bruce: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Clark.

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headcanonthings · 9 months

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Clark: You don’t need to be so stressed all the time Bruce: I don’t need to be but- *explosion goes off in the background* *the sound of the batkids arguing over whose fault it was* Clark: UH- Bruce: I don’t have the option to not be stressed

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ryemiffie · 14 days

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More stuff from my day as superbat incorrect quotes!

Batman: Do you know what this means?!

Superman: No winter wedding?

Batman: Were you considering one?

Superman: Well I just thought maybe it would be nice.

Batman: No, I hate the cold.

Superman: Okay, nevermind.

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starberrysap · 2 years

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Superbat about each other: because he’s my best friend he’s my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, he’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy

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vodrae · 4 months

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Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.

Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*

Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!

Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.

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