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Gideon: Whenever Harrow is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so she has to get help from me.
*The sound of glass breaking in the background*
Gideon: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.
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firapolemos05 · 8 months
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Are you weakest, do you feel, at the elbow or the shoulder?
-Cytherea to Ianthe, Gideon the Ninth
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elvencantation · 2 years
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Harrow: can you get that can from the top shelf?
Ianthe: so you admit to needing me in your life
Harrow: I can and will replace you with a step stool
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legz2heaven · 2 years
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OMG the new electo cover got leaked!!!!!!!
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fxiryeon · 2 months
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Y/N: It’s so frustrating
Luke: What is ??
Y/N: Watching Annabeth openly flirt with Percy for weeks and Percy is still not realising it
Luke, wearing a ‘date me Y/N’ shirt: Haha, yeah-
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brook8xoxo · 21 days
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Wtf is this
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nona-gay-simus · 1 year
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Gideon: OK we need codenames. Mine is Eagle One. Coronabeth is "Been there, done that." Harrow is "Currently doing that." Ianthe is "It Happened Once in a Dream." Palamedes is "If I had to pick a dude." Camilla is Eagle Two.
Camilla: Oh, thank god!
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Nona: I don’t think redheads are sexy.
Palamedes: Well, that settles it. She’s a secret third thing.
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theejaguar · 5 months
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Cytherea, as Dulcinea: [to the survivors, who are gathered around Protesilaus’ head] So... who broke it? [Nobody says a word] I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Palamedes: I did. I broke-
Cytherea: No, no you didn't. Silas?
Silas: Don't look at me. Look at Gideon.
Gideon: What? I didn't break it.
Silas: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Gideon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Silas: [leans in on her] Suspicious.
Ianthe: If it matters - probably not - but Coronabeth was the last one to use it.
Naberius: Liar! She doesn't even drink that crap!
Ianthe: Oh, really? Then what was she doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Naberius: She uses the wooden stirrers to push back her cuticles; everyone knows that, Ianthe!
Palamedes: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me make up for it, Dulcinea!
Cytherea: No! Who broke it??!
Gideon: [looks at Harrow, then at “Dulcinea”] Dulcinea... Harrow's been awfully quiet.
Harrow: REALLY??
Gideon: Yeah! Really.
Harrow: Oh, my God! [everyone starts arguing at one another except Cytherea]
Cytherea: I broke it. It ruined my plans, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. [turns to look at the survivors as they continue to argue, then looks back] Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Harrow: Thanks mom
Harrow: What, why is everyone staring at me
Ortus: You just called Abigail mom
Harrow: What? No I didn't
Abigail: Harrow, do you see me as a mother figure?
Harrow: No.. if anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me
Magnus: Hey, show your mother some respect
Harrow: I DIDN'T CALL HER MOM
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Gideon: So what, now I’m just supposed to do anything Cam does? I mean what if she jumped off a cliff?
Palamedes: If Cam were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Cam jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. 
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Harrow: Gideon and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other.
Gideon: We've been awake since Friday.
Harrow: Well IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-
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Harrow: Death to vultures and scavengers. Numerous chapters later:  Harrow: 
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fxiryeon · 2 months
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Y/N: *Dreamily looking at Luke in the distance*
Y/N: That’s the guy I have a crush on. Thoughts ??
Percy: And prayers, girl what-
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orbitdominicus · 1 year
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astrangeroftides · 12 days
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Star Wars as…
The Locked Tomb Quotes Pt. 2
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