Screenshot from Pootis’ Last Date 💖
This amazing show is made by @quazies
591 notes
·
View notes
Wylan, coming home some time post-Crooked Kingdom: Hello, people who do not live here
Nina, Inej, and Kaz: Hi
Wylan: I gave you a key for emergencies
Nina: We were out of Doritos
265 notes
·
View notes
Y/n: *eating ice cream*
Y/n: My mouth's cold
Bucky: *smirks* Want me to warm it up for you?
Y/n:
Y/n: *blushes* Y-yes
Bucky: *hands Y/n hot cocoa* Here!
Y/n:
Y/n: *dying inside*
Bucky: This is what you meant right?
Y/n: S-sure, yup, definitely.
305 notes
·
View notes
Bumblebee: I'm trash.
Breakdown: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Bumblebee:
Bumblebee: You smooth motherfucker.
Bumblebee: And yes it does.
127 notes
·
View notes
Vaggie: Why are your tongues purple?
Angel: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Husk: I had a red one.
Vaggie: oh.
Vaggie:
Vaggie: OH.
Charlie:
Charlie: You drank eachothers slushies?
70 notes
·
View notes
Adam *was sleepin in his bedroom then woke up screaming *
Lute *running into the room*
Lute: what is it sir ?
Adam : I had a terrible nightmare Lute , I dreamed I had sex with Lucifer !
Lucifer : *laying next to Adam * It wasnt a nightmare pal it actually happen
Lute :
Adam : F*ck !
79 notes
·
View notes
Luka: *speaking Croatian*
Ramos: I know, I know.
Cristiano: You speak Croatian?
Ramos: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Luka speaks.
160 notes
·
View notes
Charlie: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in!
Lucifer: My rubber ducks!
Charlie: Your brother!
Lucifer: I don’t have a brother, ducky, call the police.
Michael: Your older brother, Luci.
Lucifer: I’ll call the police.
64 notes
·
View notes
Gaz: Just be yourself! Say something nice :)
Ghost: Which one? I can’t be both.
857 notes
·
View notes
Dazai: *gets down on one knee in front of Chuuya*
Dazai: Chuuya, will you...
Chuuya: Dazai I swear to-
Dazai: Shut up, let me finish-
Dazai: Chuuya, will you... Stay away from me? Forever?
Chuuya: Well gee, I wish I could, but you literally BROKE INTO MY HOUSE to tell me this. It's 4AM! GO HOME-
234 notes
·
View notes
*Jason calling Roy*
Jason: Ok Lian remember what I told you
Lian: If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing?
Jason: No that was Taylor Swift I was quoting her the other thing
Lian: Honey, I rose up from the dead I do it all the time?
Jason: Ok to be fair I did do that and that's Taylor again
Lian: OH was it thing about screaming Speak Now (Taylor's Version) into the phone
Jason: Yes now are you ready?
Lian (mischievously): Born ready!
188 notes
·
View notes
76 notes
·
View notes
Kaz, about the Ice Court Heist: So, that’s the plan. We all live to fight another day
Inej: Or, it’s a suicide mission
Jesper: Yeah it sounds like we’re gonna die
Matthias: This is suicide
Kaz: Ah, it’s only suicide if we die!
211 notes
·
View notes
Ava, throwing her head into Beatrice's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Bea, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying that's what you are.
296 notes
·
View notes
Save a horse, ride Albedo.
-Kaeya, probably
55 notes
·
View notes
Jack: *gasps*
Daniel: "What?"
Jack: "What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?"
Daniel: *inhales*
Sam, in another room with Teal'c: "Do you hear screeching?"
342 notes
·
View notes